First off, I want to take the time to dedicate this to one of my favorite wrestlers ever in "latino heat" Eddie Guerrero. Secondly, I want to say happy holidays to all the loyal followers of my column. So as always, kids put your parents to bed and hang your stockings on the chimney cause it's showtime, holiday style!!!!
This time around I'm going to be handing out my own christmas gifts to a bunch of the stars of the TWF so let's begin this time with PrimeTime.
PrimeTime
1. Shane McMahon: For Shane O'Mac, my present is continued success at the helm of this express train called PrimeTime.
2. Jordan Rockwell: For Rockwell, what I will give him as a gift is three sets of eyes to go with his own because of everyone coming at him from all sides.
3. Sean O'Haire: For this guy I will give kryptonite cause he's been a regular man of steel ever since he won the Intercontinental title.
4. The Boogeyman: For this "character", I give a boot out the friggin' door cause gimmicks went out with Doink the Clown, oh wait, eh well a boot out the door none the less.
5. PrimeTime as a whole: For this show as I said earlier, more success.
Rampage:
1. Joe Corey: For Corey I give two gifts! First, a speedy recovery to deal with Money Mike and the second is a fair shot at the TWF World title.
2. Strife: For the Locomotive I give him a better streak then he has been on recently.
3. High Octane: To Mr. West, I give my congratulations.
4. Rampage Fans: A made up mind for the fans of Rampage cause the fact that they eith cheer or boo the Horsemen is gettin' on my nerves.
5. Rampage as a whole: I give them continued success.
Slaughterhouse, SMW and Asylum
1. For all three: These three shows are starting to come into their own but still get no respect from their peers so for all three shows I give even more success then they have achieved and a mute button for their dumb critics.
Sound off: This months question to the stars of the TWF is, what is the most expensive thing you have bought recently or since you started making real money in the TWF?
Travis Wakeman: "I bought a new vacation home in Phoenix".
Chaos Wolf: "That would have to be my new house in the bronx. It was where I was interviewed via satellite while I was recovering from the injury i received at WrestleMania".
Bahamut: "Heh Heh. Well, I'll give you two hints about the last thing I bought. One, it was actually pretty cheap. Two, it was Michael Cole's mom. Guess I kind of gave it away there, eh"?
Axl Irvin: "Well you know most people whould say a house but I travel so much that I need a good car, and that car is a 2005 Dodge black Viper. I bought it the day i signed my new contract with the TWF back in September".
5. TWF champion High Octane: "I bought a Jaguar, Hummer, and a Mercedes. I only drive my crappy Saturn though, I'm afraid to crash my nice cars".
6. Jordan Rockwell: "The most expensive thing I bought was not even for me. I got a literal truck load of toys, clothes and such for my son and also I got a little something for the wife. Which is a tip for all the fellas out there! Make sure you get the women in your life something skimpy after she gives birth and drops the baby weight, trust me it works, several times".
In the End
In the end, I want to take the time to once again say happy holidays to everyone that reads this, which better be everyone! And to also dedicate this to one of the greatest ever in "latino heat" Eddie Guerrero. Normally I'd end this with my catch phrase but this time I end it diffrently.
The world needed to be touched by greatness so god blessed us with Eddie Guerrero, then heaven got cold so he called him back for his latino heat following him blessing us with his passion. Viva la raza!!!!!
