By Dustin Kash
PrimeTime: 2.10.06
*Batista’s theme hits, as he walks out into the studio*
Dustin Kash: Wow, it is truly an honour to have you on my show".
Batista: "The pleasure is all mine, kid".
Kash: "Well let’s get down to business shall we? Now last week you faced off against a superstar, that let’s say… isn’t packing as much as you are in the ring".
Batista: "Heh. I give that kid credit for looking into the eyes of the Animal and not backing down. However… I completely agree".
Kash: "Well to kick things off here tonight, why don’t we take a look at how that match ended".
*Video is shown of the ending of the match between Dylan Jansens and Batista*
Batista then picked him up, looking for the "Batista Bomb" but Jansens punched his way out of it and pushed the animal into the corner. He then charged in with a diving shoulder but missed everything and posted the left shoulder hard when Batista moved. Jansens let out a pained yell as Batista reeled him in and delivered the Batista Bomb with authority to get the 1........2.......3.
Match Time: 8:08
Cole: "Huge win for Batista and partner, if he's one of the guys in that tournament, look out"!
Ventura: "And it looks to me like Jansens got hurt there, he's still down".
JANSENS WAS DOWN ON THE MAT, HOLDING HIS LEFT SHOULDER AS EMTs RAN DOWN TO CHECK ON HIM.
*Back in the studio*
Dustin Kash: "Wow, what force. I think you just about knocked him into next Tuesday. But now, joking aside, I am going to make an announcement that so far has not been addressed on live TV. Dylan Jansens suffered a separated shoulder on PrimeTime during his match with Batista and the head trainer said he will be out for some time".
Batista: "Sad news, but I will take no prisoners. I am here for one thing, and one thing only and that is to win the Universal Championship for the first time in my career".
Dustin Kash: "Well, now you have the chance to do that. You see as Cole mentioned in the video we showed, there will be a tournament that Shane McMahon has announced. The tournament details have not been completely finalized, but we know that the winner of the tournament will get a shot at the Universal title at Wrestlemania 7. Big news, especially for you, because if you are entered, I have no doubt that you will win the tournament, and then come out on top at Wrestlemania when the Universal title is on the line".
Batista: "That's right. You see, many obstacles have been thrown at me in my lifetime both in the ring, and out. But none of these obstacles have ever stopped me. No injury, no opponent, no nothing has ever stopped me! And now whether it is seven other guys I have to beat, or even fifteen, I will come out on top. Again no obstacle has ever stopped me, and the way I see this tournament as, is another obstacle and I will surpass it and get my rightful title shot at Wrestlemania".
Dustin Kash: "Well, you have my vote. Anyways we are going to cut to our only commercial break, and when we get back, we will show who the “Laughing Stock” of this last PrimeTime is. We’ll be back".
*Commercial is shown of all the new TWF figures, and concludes with the words “Coming Soon”… then another commercial is shown of Wrestlemania 7*
Dustin Kash: "Well, now as I promised, the laughing stock of the night goes to none other than… Taylor Made. Hahaha, take a look".
*Video is shown of the ending of the Orlando Jordan vs. Taylor Made match*
Taylor then went to the top rope but just like on Rampage this week, the Burger King mascot ran out and circled the ring, drawing plenty of laughs from the crowd. Taylor just watched this but Jordan didn't pay any attention and he brought Taylor off the top rope with a very wicked version of the "Black Ice" and that got him the win.
Match Time: 6:35
*Back in the studio.*
Dustin Kash: "Heh, who is this guy? And what is he doing interfering in all these matches? I mean, it is quite funny but......
Batista: "Whoa man, hold it right there. Costing someone a match that they deserve to win isn’t funny. And mark my words now, if he ever… EVER interferes in one of my matches, I will make a burger out of him! The steel chair being the top bun, his head being the filling, and the mat being the bottom".
Dustin Kash: Alright then… *rolls eyes*… Well why don’t we just cool down and answer a phone call. *Answers phone*… this is Ashley K, from Toronto, Ontario.
Ashley K: "I wanted to ask you a question. But to start, BATISTA IS THE HOTTEST THING THAT WALKS THIS EARTH!! Well… now that I’ve got that out of my system, what do you think of Mariner’s new attitude"?
Batista: "Well, it seems to be working for him. Not very sportsmanship like, but I guess if I were in the losing predicament that Mariner was in, I’d look for any and every opportunity to get back in the winning column".
Ashley K: "Cool, cool".
Dustin Kash: "Wait, Ashley before you go… how would you like to be a special guest on tonight’s “Ultimate Opportunity”? Tonight how it will work, is I will ask a question and if you answer it correct, we will send you this new “Animal Unleashed” T-Shirt".
Ashley K: "Sounds great"!
Kash: All right… What year did Batista enter the TWF? Was it 2001, 2002, 2003 or 2004"?
Ashley: "Oh haha, obviously it was 2002, the year where I saw the hottest man on earth for the first time"!
Kash: "I take it that you aren’t talking about me when you say that. *Chuckles*, well anyways you have done it and stay on the line to claim your new T-Shirt".
Batista: "Hey Ashley, you know what I am going to do? I am going to sign it just for you".
Ashley: "Oh my god, thank you so much I love you! And I love Kashing In! Goodnight"!
Dustin Kash: "Just goes to show that anything can happen here on Kashing In. Anything and everything! To prove that anything and everything can happen here on Kashing In, we are going to show a match that took place last night on Primetime. A match that had all of us drooling with our jaws dropped by the end. I think you know what I’m talking about… Axl Irvin with Traci Brooks versus. Essa Rios, but only this time… its uncensored"!
*Video is shown of the entire match uncensored*
Axl Irvin w/ Traci Brooks vs. Essa Rios Traci was beginning to show a side of herself we haven't seen in the TWF and Rios could hardly stayed focused on the match. Axl Irvin really took it to Rios with an arsenal of power moves. After a big powerslam, he picked him up and dropped him over the top turnbuckle with the snake eyes before hitting the ropes and kicking him right in the face. He went for the cover but Essa was up at 2. Axl pulled him up and Traci gave him a big smile but his right hand was blocked by Rios who smacked him with one of his own. Rios then ducked a clothesline and hit the ropes, catching Axl with a flying wheel kick. Rios was cruising after hitting a perfect flying headscissor but Traci took matters into her own hands, getting up on the apron and pulling her top down, a moment that the tv station had to get their censors out… (but not here on Kashing In!) The crowd and Essa Rios alike loved it though and it looked like his eyes were about to pop out of his head when Axl came from behind with a sharp lowblow, one that referee Chris Kay missed because he was looking at Traci as well. Axl then pulled Rios to his feet and delivered the "Axl Cutter", rolling him over to get the 1.......2........3.
Match Time: 7:52
*Back in the studio Batista and Kash are seen with their jaws dropped!*
Dustin Kash: "Well, I guess it is safe to say that there most definitely is a god in this world".
Batista: Many, many gods! *Chuckles* Oh man, I think that my eyes were just purified".
Dustin Kash: "Well tonight many peoples dreams were fulfilled. Ashley K’s dreams were fulfilled… as well as every single guy’s on this planet! We may get some BS for airing that, but man oh man was it worth it. Here at Kashing In, all we care about is what you want to see! But now, I am going to show you what happened last week in the Vlad the Impaler vs. Chris Masters match, and more important what was said backstage after it. So take a look".
*Video is shown of the following:*
"The Masterpiece" Chris Masters vs. Vlad the Impaler This was just a fight from the opening bell, showcasing very few wrestling moves. Vlad had more behind his punches and he began knocking the chiseled Masters around the ring. Off an irish whip, he sent him way into the air with a backbody drop before putting a jumping elbow drop right across the throat. He went into the cover but Masters was up at 2. Vlad pulled Masters up and hit him with 2 forearm shivers but Masters was able to reverse an irish whip and catch Vlad with a big powerslam. From there, he locked in a standing surfboard, pulling Vlad's arms as far from his body as he could. Vlad had no way to escape the hold but he refused to give it up. Masters picked him up and whipped him to the corner but Vlad was able to move out of the way of an oncoming clothesline before hitting a nice falling neckbreaker. Vlad then pulled Masters up and delivered a swinging neckbreaker at a very tight angle. Masters was in a lot of trouble but Vlad became distracted when he looked out into the crowd and saw a moving sign that said "WILL YOU BE READY TO CONFESS TO THE SAINT"? Vlad began yelling at the sign carrier when Masters came from behind, pulling him down with a handful of tights as referee Mickey Henson issued the 3 count.
*It then shifted on to later in the night*
IDALIS IS PACKING HER STUFF UP TO LEAVE WHEN VLAD THE IMPALER COMES UP.
Vlad the Impaler: "Don't you have a microphone"?
Idalis: "Uh no, I'm getting ready to leave".
Vlad: "Bring that damn camera over here!
THE CAMERA MOVES TOWARDS VLAD AND HE GRABS IT WITH BOTH HANDS.
Listen you son of a bitch, whoever you are! Whoever you are holding the damn signs and costing me matches, if you got any guts at all, you show up next week here on PrimeTime"!
IN TOTAL FRUSTRATION, VLAD TAKES THE CAMERA AND SLAMS IT ON THE FLOOR, CRUSHING IT.
*Back in the studio*
Kash: "Well it seems as if he’s quite upset with this guy, whoever he is".
Batista: "If I know Vlad… which I do, then next week, if this kid shows up, he is going to get an ass whooping he’ll never, ever forget".
Kash: "Let’s talk about one more thing before we cut to “From The Vault”, followed by the match and overall ratings. But this last thing might just be the biggest. It involved Jordan Rockwell and the shocking sound of a gong. As Jordan Rockwell was getting ready to retire Nails’ mask, the lights turned out. Just then the oh so familiar gong rung three times as the shot faded out. What does this mean? It seems like the Deadman himself is back, and he is out for Jordan Rockwell. To find out more on this disturbing matter, tune in next week to PrimeTime to see what mind games the Undertaker has stored for Rockwell".
*A video promo is shown of a run through of all the matches this week on PrimeTime, including the huge TLC match between Edge and Christian for the belt that was announced last week on PrimeTime, and the Light Heavyweight open for the number one contender. It then showed a picture of a tournament bracket but with question marks where all the names should be. It was then followed by a picture of the Undertaker with a question mark next to it as the shot faded out and goes back to the studio*
Dustin Kash: "Well, for this night’s “From the Vault”, I was thinking we’d show one of your best matches. So let’s take a look at Rhyno vs. Batista in a Florida Street Fight at Wrestlemania 4.
*Video is shown of the Florida Street Fight between Rhyno and Batista*
Florida Street Fight
Rhyno vs. Batista
As soon as Rhyno entered the ring he was attacked by Batista but Rhyno absorbed some hard shots and fired back with some hard right hands. He then reversed an irish whip and sent Batista to the corner where he drove 4 hard shoulders into his abdominal area. He then hit a belly to belly suplex and went for the cover but didn't even get a 2 count. Rhyno then went out and grabbed a steel chair and brought it into the ring but Batista picked him up before he could swing it and rammed him into the turnbuckle. Batista then picked up the chair and blasted Rhyno hard over the head, a sickening thud ringing through the arena. Batista went for the cover but Rhyno got his right shoulder off the canvas at 2 and a half. Batista then threw Rhyno through the ring ropes to the floor and followed him out. He removed the padding around the barricade, exposing the steel. He then picked Rhyno up and drove the small of his back into the steel 3 times before whipping him shoulder first into the ring steps. Batista then picked up the ring steps and tried to slam them on the face of Rhyno but Rhyno rolled out of the way. Struggling with the heavy stairs, Batista was caught with a diving headbutt to the gut and then Rhyno whipped him into the steel post. He then dragged a wooden table out from under the ring and slid it inside. He rolled Batista in and picked up the steel chair, holding it up for the crowd who loudly cheered. When Batista got to his feet, he was blasted with the chair, busting him open. Rhyno then stood the table up at a slant in the corner and laid the groggy Batista against it. He then went to the opposite corner as the crowd came to their feet. He charged in with the "Gore" but Batista somehow had the presence of mind to move and Rhyno crashed through the table. Batista then reached into his tights and pulled out a chain which he wrapped around his fist. When Rhyno got up, he walked right into a hard shot with the chain. Batista then lifted him up and delivered his sit out powerbomb right on the steel chair and got the 1....2.....3.
Match Time: 9:54
*Back in the studio*
Dustin Kash: "What a match that was".
Batista: It was a great match, and great choice in choosing that match. It was very painful, yet very good. That brought back a lot of memories".
Dustin Kash: "Well that’s what we’re all about on the exclusive “From The Vault”, live on Kashing In only". But now we are going to cut to our final “Rates” segment. So here is a list of all the matches and I will rate them one by one, and the match with the highest rating will be shown right here tonight. Then an overall show rating will follow that… here it is".
*A video is shown of a list of a bunch of matches, followed by each of their rating, and Dustin Kash in the background saying why he rated it that.*
Lashley vs. Rob Conway - Rating = 7 because it was a great match and even though it ended in a disqualification, Lashley still got his revenge by delivering the Dominator to Conway after the match.
Orlando Jordan vs. Taylor Made - Rating = 6 because it wasn’t too entertaining… that is until the Burger King mascot came in which is what brought it up to the decent mark, 6.
Axl Irvin vs. Essa Rios - Rating = 8, and I think you all know why. The match was pretty damn good, but the ending.. oh the ending is what made that match, and my night.
Dylan Jansens vs. Batista - Rating =… well I think if I make it anything but 10, I may join Jansens on that injured list. But in all honesty, it was a great match and maybe wasn’t deserving of a 10 but pretty close to it… maybe a 7 or possibly an 8.
Chavo Guerrero vs. Mariner - Rating = 7 because of this match’s great athleticism. Not too much sportsmanship involved, but a great match between 2 great lightheavyweight superstars.
The Masterpiece vs. Vlad - Rating = 5 because of the fact that if that punk in the crowd didn’t get involved, then this match would’ve had a better ending, and a higher rating. That punk decided to ruin it, but next week on Primetime, Vlad is going to ruin him!
Chris Platoon vs. RVD - Rating = 9. Best match of the night without a doubt. Great athleticism, sportsmanship and crowd pleaser.
*Back in the studio*
Dustin Kash: "Well, as promised I am going to show the match with the highest rating, which was an unbelievable match. I’m talking Chris Platoon vs. RVD".
*Video is shown of that entire match*
Chris Platoon vs. Rob Van Dam
This was a great way to end the in ring portion of the night as these two had a very spirited, competitive match. Wanting to prove he belongs with the big names, Platoon came out hitting on all cylinders, showing some offense we've yet to see. At one point, RVD missed with a spinning jump kick and tried to hit a back footsweep on the way down but Platoon jumped over his leg and caught him with a jump kick right in the face. Platoon then took a page out of RVD's book, hitting a variation of the Rolling Thunder. RVD was able to kick out at 2 and when Platoon tried to pull him up, he punched him twice in the gut before kicking him once on each side, followed by a spinning heel kick. Not to be outdone, RVD then hit the Rolling Thunder before running to the nearest corner, looking for the split legged moonsault. But Platoon got his knees up and RVD struck them hard. Platoon followed up with a hellacious DDT and he rolled him over for the 1........2.........., but RVD was up! The crowd was on the edge of their seats as these two men went at it, looking for the knockout blow. Platoon then shot RVD to the corner and walked in, punching him right in the lower spine. He then grabbed him in a standing waistlock but Van Dam came up with a switch before throwing Platoon over his head with a release german suplex. Platoon landed hard on his head and neck before RVD got up on the top rope, quick as a cat and flew off with the "5 Star Frogsplash", getting all of it. After having the wind most likely knocked out of him, RVD topped Platoon as Mike Chioda issued the 3 count.
Match Time: 9:21
*Back in the studio*
Batista: "Those guys put on a wrestling clinic, and I gained a lot of respect for both these superstars. I would absolutely love to get in the ring with one of these guys any day of the week"
Dustin Kash: "It truly was a fantastic match. I think if you were scheduled to face one of those superstars, it would turn into an instant classic. But now it is time for an overall show rating. I am going to give it a 9, which you will find is a very high score and won't come very often. There were fantastic matches and fantastic storyline enhancement segments, which is what brought this up to a high score. Very well done. Well, now me and Batista are going to have to leave you. I will see you all next week, and stay tuned to PrimeTime next week for a huge edition with several great matches including the TLC match as well as the Lightheavyweight open. Also there is a huge Rampage coming up with the bra and panties match, as well as Jason Oliver being scheduled to go one on one with High Octane! Goodnight everyone from Denver, Colorado"!
