It's time once for everyone's favorite column.................. mine! So children put your parents to bed cause the contents are not suitable for the elderly.
This time around I will do this column differently because I will devote it to a controversy filled night for Rampage that took place at Anarchy Rulz.
1. Hair vs Hair: Carlito vs Mark Henry: I personally was praying that this was the stipulation that was picked and that was because, well you've seen Carlito's hair! And also I wanted to see if the king of cool could put down the world's strongest man and I guess with the right motivation he could.
Outcome: Mark Henry got his head shaved bald but I think the outcome of this will be Mr. Henry looking to bust Carlito up from the inside out.
2. Max Ogden vs Jimmy "Mouth of the South" Hart: I know Ogden wanted to exercise the demons of his past to move to the future but thanks to the fans wanting to see a 125 pound manager beaten up they not only wasted precious air time but I think also wasted Ogden's talent on someone everyone knew he'd beat.
Outcome: The outcome of this situation is now all Ogden has to do is defeat his former partner Sylvan Grenier to be done with this situation. I just hope Ogden is not wasting his time and talent dealing with this.
3. TLC match: Kenny/Nicky of the Spirit Squad vs The Hardy Boyz: I think in this one everyone, myself included, felt like Matt and Jeff would wreck the male cheerleaders but it went the opposite way and Kenny and Nicky beat the Hardy Boyz.
Outcome: I feel this one is not over yet for either of these teams but Kenny and Nicky proved they are for real and not a joke or just a gimmick, especially Kenny.
4. King of Cable/Steel Cage match: Jason Oliver (c) vs Rey Mysterio: This one was kind of a toss up since Oliver was on a roll going into it and Rey Mysterio is simply put Rey Mysterio, but in the end, San Diego's finest pulled out the win and walked out with the title.
Outcome: I think going into this Oliver thought he was a lock and took Rey lightly but now I think he's gained some respect for Mysterio since Rey basically turned it up a notch in this one and took his belt.
5. Kurt Angle/Chris Benoit (Team SlaughterHouse) vs Shelton Benjamin/Sylvester Terkay (Team Rampage): This was one of the three things I was looking forward to the most to see if SlaughterHouse would get the respect that a lot of people feel they deserve and who better to represent them against the best pure athlete on Tampage and a guy that is a down right badass?
Outcome: In the outcome of this I see Mick Foley needing to do what is right and give SlaughterHouse the props they deserve and for Jesse Steele to take this win with his locker room and keep the show moving in the right direction.
6. Contract match: Money Mike vs Sam Wilde: In this one I honestly don't know if anyone thought Wilde had a chance or not but I think he was just the sentimental favorite which is why he got picked.
Outcome: The shocker of the century was when Jason Oliver came out and basically punked Mike and cracked him right in the mouth and revealed that in fact he was Starman. But I question, is someone helping him? Because one of the times Starman showed up was when Oliver was with Mike now there is food for thought... don't you think Mike?
7. TWF Title match: Travis Wakeman (c) vs High Octane: The people's choice a.k.a. High Octane walked into this one not favored to win by anyone other then the fans who have not given up on him ever. And thanks to them, he is now a three time TWF World champion!
Outcome: I honestly think Wakeman, as much of a professional as he is, was not 100 percent in this match due to the fact that his personal life is a wreck thanks to Melina and I think that while I respect Wakeman, he deserved this loss, albeit controversially but if he would have stayed away from Melina, he would have been focused totally on this match and may not have lost. And once again despite the controversy of Wakeman's foot being on the rope, I applaud the new champ.
IN THE END
1. In the end, I would like to point one thing out to Travis Wakeman, when you have a Mercedes in your driveway you do not go get another car, even if it is a lexus. In other words Wakeman, when you are married to Trish Stratus, you do not associate with other women even if that woman looks like Melina. Cause you got the sexiest woman in the universe on your arm dummy.
2. In the end, I want to once again point out to Money Mike that he once saw Starman while next to Jason Oliver who revealed to you that he was Starman, and I think now you need to worry about who may be with him and against you cause he may be standing right next to you patting you on the back before stabbing it.
3. In the end, I plead with High Octane's critics to keep their mouths shut and give him the respect he deserves since he won the TWF World title three times which is three more then you "geniuses" thought he would.
Well that's all the time I have for this edition so until next time, this is your boy JD saying this has been my two cents and they were everything you dreamed they'd be..... and then some!
