Nashville, Tennessee
SMW AGGRESSION
(A video package airs showing the highlights from Scars & Stripes. Everything from Ted Huntsman's first SMW loss, to Mariner successfully defending the SMW Television Championship, all the way to Tank Toland's betrayal of Chris Cage and subsequent assistance to Max Ogden in the main event is shown. An opening pyro display goes off and then Dan Wilson and James Robinson are shown at the announce table inside of the SMW Arena.)
Dan Wilson: Welcome everyone to another night of action here on SMW Aggression. We had one hell of a night at Scars & Stripes, and tonight is going to be no different. To tell you more about tonight's action, here is my broadcast colleague, James Robinson.
James Robinson: Thanks Dan, and you are right, we are in for a lot of great action tonight. As we learned at Scars & Stripes, the Lethal Lottery is returning this year. We already know who fourteen of the twenty participants will be, but the other six will be determined right here tonight in four qualifying matches. And on top of that, we will see Max Ogden and Satan's Son team up with their new running buddy, Tank Toland, as they take on Violent P, Mr. Vain, and a mystery partner.
Dan Wilson: And from what we are being told, as of now Violent P and Mr. Vain do not have a third partner. On top of that, we have been told that if they do not find one, then the main event tonight will be a handicap match.
James Robinson: But before we can get to the main event, we first have to get to our first qualifying match of the night, featuring two men who were both on the losing end at Scars & Stripes and are making their Aggression debuts, Wyatt Earp and Thug.
Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match
Wyatt Earp vs. Thug
These two men pick up right where they left off at Scars & Stripes. Thug tries to pick up the win quickly, mostly using the ropes for extra leverage, but either the referee catches it or Wyatt kicks out. After a fierce ten minutes of back and forth action, Wyatt Earp connects with a Lariat out of nowhere that knocks Thug out and gives Wyatt Earp the win, and the spot in the Lethal Lottery.
Winner: Wyatt Earp
Dan Wilson: An impressive win for Wyatt Earp, and his first here in SMW. He will now advance to the Lethal Lottery, and next week he, along with all nineteen other Lethal Lottery participants, will learn who their partner will be and who they will face in the first round.
James Robinson: We are being told that as we speak, our backstage correspondent Jennie Finch has caught up with one SMW superstar who has already qualified for the drawing next week, JJ "The Ram" Ramplin.
(Jennie Finch is shown backstage with one of SMW's rising stars, JJ "The Ram" Ramplin.)
Jennie Finch: Ladies and Gentleman, right
now I am here with the undefeated JJ "The Ram" Ramplin.
Now JJ, you must be feeling pretty confident after your first two victories here
in SMW.
The Ram: Yeah Jennie, it's always a big
boost after winning your debut match and your debut PPV match.
Jennie: Now next week is the Lethal Lottery
drawing. What are your thoughts about the format of this peculiar event?
The Ram: I'm excited about being a part of
such a great PPV and I'm very anxious to see who I am going to team with for the
tournament. I feel this is my first real chance to showcase my in-ring skills
and show the fans what I can really do.
Jennie: JJ, what do you think your chances
of getting to the SMW title match are and what do you think your chances will be
if you get there?
The Ram: Jennie, I believe that no matter who I am paired with, I will be in that SMW title match against Max Ogden at Lethal Lottery. And I believe when I get to that match, it will be the night I have dreamed of since I was a child, when I go one on one with the champ and become the SMW champion.
Commercial Break
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(When Aggression returns, Dan Wilson is standing in the ring with a microphone in hand.)
Dan Wilson; Ladies and gentlemen, those of you who pay attention to TWF Rampage know that recently the President of SMW, "The Show" Joe Corey, suffered a severe leg injury. Due to that injury, he is not able to be here tonight. However, the Board of Directors here in SMW have brought someone in to be in control. At this time, we would like to ask him to come to the ring, so that we all can learn who he is.
("Always" by Saliva hits and Austin Plavljanich makes his way to the ring to the shock of the crowd. He gets in the ring and grabs the microphone out of Dan Wilson's hand.)
Austin Plavljanich: Wilson, get the hell out of my ring. For those of you who don't remember me, my name is Austin Plavljanich, and I am the Commissioner here in SMW. However, for the last few months, I was told my services would not be needed by our illustrious President, Joe Corey. However, now that he isn't here, and by the way I would like to thank The Horsemen for that, I am back, and I am in full control of SMW. From what I am picking up, it is time again for the Lethal Lottery here in SMW. So far, the field is all set, barring the remaining qualifying matches to come tonight. That is with the exception of two slots in the tournament. Unfortunately for those who were left completely out of the loop in the Lottery, I have already filled those remaining two spots, and I would like to bring those to men to the ring now.
("Always" hits again and Spencer Hollywood and Steve Bradley come to the ring, as well as Recon Rage.)
Plavljanich: You see, for months, my guys have been held down here in SMW. Recon Rage has never gotten a rematch for the SMW Championship. Steve Bradley was injured and never brought back to the active roster when he was healthy again. And as for Spencer Hollywood, he never should have been out of SMW to begin with. I am now going to take it upon myself to make sure that these three men are not jerked around with anymore. Come Lethal Lottery, one of these three men will be winning Battle Bowl, and then go on to defeat Max Ogden for the SMW Championship, so stay tuned, because we are going to stop taking all the crap here in SMW, and start handing some out. Oh, and just for further notice, the Max Ogden Challenge has hearby been cancelled from now until at least Lethal Lottery, as to not disrupt the drawing.
("Always" plays one last time as all four of these men leave the ring and head back to the locker room.)
Commercial Break
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Dan Wilson: Welcome back to Aggression folks, and as we just said control of SMW is now back in the hands of SMW Commissioner Austin Plavljanich.
James Robinson: Not only that, but he has reinstated both Spencer Hollywood and Steve Bradley. He has also added them to the Lethal Lottery field. It is now time to find out which other tag team is going to be added along with them, so let's get back to the ring.
Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match
Ashida Kim & Aries vs. Simon Diamond & Luther Reigns
Diamond spends the early part of the match trying to get Luther Reigns to stay in the ring while he stays on the apron. Reigns stays in the ring and dominates Aries, but when Diamond went to the outside to trip up Aries, he ended up grabbing the leg of Reigns and didn't know it. What Diamond also didn't know was that Aries had made a blind tag to Ashida Kim when he bounced off the ropes, and Kim connected with the "Jade Black". Kim then made the cover and picked up the win for his team, while all Simon Diamond could do was just watch on in shock.
Winners: Ashida Kim & Aries
James Robinson: Another impressive win for the team of Kim and Aries. They are now in the field of twenty, and with only three spots left to fill, we are getting very close to knowing who will have a chance to face the SMW Champion in the main event at Lethal Lottery.
Dan Wilson: And still to come, we will see the men who defeated the Tag Team Champions at Scars & Stripes, "Mr. Charisma" and J-Rod Jefferson, as well as the long awaited one-on-one showdown between Nova and Chris Cage.
Robinson: Before we get to all of that though, we have to take a quick commercial break, but before that, here is a quick look at SMW's newest superstar, Lenny Armstead.
(A hype video starts introducing SMW's newest competitor. The video starts off with a voice talking in the background.)
Voice: Coming soon to SMW, he is the most exciting, crazy, and charismatic superstar that SMW has ever seen, and he plans to take everyone to the next level. His name is "Lethal" Lenny Armstead, and he is making his SMW debut NEXT WEEK!!!
(The video shows Armstead performing some insane high risk moves, and then the video fades out.)
Commercial Break
(TWF presents the Royal Rumble, featuring High Octane defending the World Championship against Money Mike)
Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match
Nova vs. Chris Cage
These two men have wanted to get at each other for months, but they haven't had the opportunity. Now they are finally in the ring together with something on the line, but it didn't seem to matter. The referee is giving them a lot of leeway, as they spent the first five minutes of the match fighting on the outside of the ring, as well as in the crowd. Back in the ring, Nova takes control with a boot to the midsection, but Cage won't stay down long and starts to gain momentum. With Nova on the mat, Cage climbs to the top rope and sets to spring off when Nova gets back to his feet. Before he can make his move however, Tank Toland runs down to the ring and pushes Cage off the top rope and to the mat. The referee was tending to Nova at that time, and didn't see Toland's interference. Nova then picks Cage up, connects with the Kryptonite Krunch, and advances to the Lethal Lottery.
Winner: Nova
Dan Wilson: You have to be kidding me. After all the time that we have waited to see this match, it is going to be marred in controversy thanks to Tank Toland.
James Robinson: I have to agree with you Dan, but we now know that Nova will be taking his undefeated streak into the Lethal Lottery.
(JJ "The Ram" Ramplin is shown in the backstage area. He turns around to see "Mr. SMW" Max Ogden walk up and stare him down.)
Max Ogden: So, this is the new rising star here in SMW, huh? Damn, you look familiar to me though. OH YEAH!!! You're that guy who got chosen to be the fourth Horsemen. Well, let me be the first to welcome you here to SMW and wish you well. In fact, there is something I wanted to give you. It's kind of a welcoming present.
(From behind, Satan's Son and Tank Toland attack Ramplin while Ogden looks on. They then hold "The Ram" up for Ogden.)
Ogden: See this title, it means that I am the best here in SMW. And after winning the King of the Ring, I am on my way to becoming one of the best on Rampage. So why don't you take this message to the rest of the Horsemen and tell them that it came with my utmost respect.
(Ogden then winds up and blasts JJ Ramplin with the SMW Championship. "Mr. SMW" and company then look over the unconscious body of Ramplin before walking away.)
Commercial Break
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(When SMW Aggression returns, "Man of Steel" by Nelly hits as Slaughterhouse General Manager Jesse Steele makes his way out to the ring. The fans are mostly silent as they don't know what to expect.)
Jesse Steele: The reason I am out here tonight is because I have a major announcement to make and this is an announcement that concerns SMW. As you all know, Slaughterhouse will be the first TWF brand to go over seas to Iraq and put on a whole Pay-Per-View for our troops.
(The fans cheer)
Steele: Well, the thing that you all do not know is that after a meeting with the TWF Board of Directors, and then another with SMW President Joe Corey, it has been decided that SMW will be joining Slaughterhouse in Iraq.
(The fans cheer again)
Steele: Oh I thought you'd like that! And here is what will happen there. It will be an eight-man tag team elimination match, but not just any match. This is a match we have decided to call the "Grand Slam Match". Why do you ask? Because all three championships here in SMW will be on the line, meaning all four of those title belts will be up for grabs. There will be one team captained by the SMW Champion "Mr. SMW" Max Ogden who, will lead Satan's Son along with "Mr. Charisma" Cameron Walter and J-Rod Jefferson.
(The fans boo at the mention of Ogden's name.)
Steele: And they will face a team captained by the SMW Tag Team Champions Joe Diano and Chad Collyer, along with the SMW Television Champion Mariner and Jake Diamond.
(The fans cheer at the mention of the other team)
Steele: Now, here is where it gets good, because in this match all three major titles here in SMW will be on the line, and the way it works is simple. If Team Ogden wins, then Max Ogden retains his championship, Satan's son wins the Television Title, and Walter and Jefferson the Tag Team Titles. But if the Tag Champions' team wins, then they along with Mariner will retain their titles and Jake Diamond will become the new SMW Champion.
(All of a
sudden "Kryptonite" by The Purple City All-Stars is heard and the crowd comes to
their feet in boos. Ogden tells them to cut the music as he looks very upset.)
Max Ogden: Whoa, whoa, whoa Jesse. So, what you're saying is
you're going to put Jake Diamond over by putting him in a match with the
greatest superstar that SMW, Slaughterhouse and the entire TWF has ever seen, me,
Max Ogden? I mean, I can understand why you're pushing him. He is the cousin,
or some shit like that, of the Honky Tonky Man, the greatest wrestler ever, huh?
And he is related to Jerry "The So Called King" Lawler, so of course, he
deserves it... No! This kid doesn't even deserve to be in the same ring as me!
Jesse Steele: Max, if he's such a kid, then why is it you're 18
and he's...
Max Ogden: 30, 40, 50...who knows, but he sure as hell has no
future here. I'm not just gonna sit here and let you and Corey put people over
at my expense, because we all know that if I lose this title, I'm gone from the
SMW, and if you think that Jake Diamond has even the slightest chance against
me, then you're wrong! I've been SMW Champion for nearly a year now, I am the
King of the Ring, and you think this Honky Tonky Wannabe, which is even poorer
since it is the Honky Tonky Man, then you're crazy! And after I'm done with
Diamond... Steele, I'm coming for your head!
(All of a sudden, the fans begin cheering as Jake Diamond hits the ring and goes after Ogden as Steele slides out of the ring and watches as Ogden dropped the SMW Title. He and Diamond began trading shots until Ogden swings with a right hand and Diamond ducks it and then spins Ogden around and booted him in the stomach and picked him up for a sit-out cradle suplex driver that drove Ogden's head into the mat knocking him out. The fans cheer as Diamond picks the SMW title up and holds it in the air for everyone to see him with it before dropping it on Ogden's chest and walking off.)
Commercial Break
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Dan Wilson: Welcome back ladies and gentlemen to tonight's edition of SMW Aggression, and boy did you just miss a huge announcement.
James Robinson: Right you are Dan. We were just joined by the General Manager of Slaughterhouse, Jesse Steele, and he informed us that SMW will be taking part in their huge show that will be taking place for our troops over in Iraq.
Wilson: And we aren't just taking part James, we are putting it all on the line. Every championship in SMW will be on the line in a huge eight-man elimination tag match. We will see every champion here in SMW, as well as each of the number one contenders face off in a winner take all championship match.
Robinson: There will be no confusion however on who will receive what championship, because in the long run, this match is really three title matches in one. This one match contains Max Ogden vs. Jake Diamond, Satan's Son vs. Mariner, and Joe Diano and Chad Collyer vs. "Mr. Charisma" Cameron Walter and J-Rod Jefferson. No matter who are the remaining competitors in this match, the titles will all go to the members of the winning team.
Wilson: And after the way that Satan's Son and the team of J-Rod and "Mr. Charisma" lost their respective title matches at Scars & Stripes, you know that all three of those men want a second chance at the gold.
Robinson: And speaking of the team that came up just short at Scars & Stripes of becoming the new Tag Team Champions, they are about to make their way to the ring for our last Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match of the night.
Lethal Lottery Qualifying Match
"Mr. Charisma" Cameron Walter & J-Rod Jefferson vs. Shane Starr & Christian York
Starr and York came into this match with high hopes, but those were cast aside as soon as "Mr. Charisma" and J-Rod entered the ring. It was obvious that these two were looking to show the world that they were deserving of their title match at Scars & Stripes, as well as the rematch they feel they deserve. After toying with their opponents for close to five minutes, they connected with the "Extreme Measures" on Starr to pick up the win.
Winners: "Mr. Charisma" & J-Rod Jefferson
(After the match, the unknown woman enters the ring and raises the hands of Walter and Jefferson. "Mr. Charisma" then asks for a microphone.)
"Mr. Charisma": Hey Diano and Collyer, we got screwed at the Scars and Stripes and you know it! We deserve another title shot, and now we are going to get it in Iraq. Oh, and for your information, as well as everyone in this arena, allow me to introduce the woman who is going to lead us all the way to the Tag Team Championship. Allow me to introduce to the world our new manager, my sister Carleena Charisma!
Carleena Charisma: Hey bro, it so sucks that we didn't get those titles, but we are going to get our shot, period.
J-Rod Jefferson: So it looks like we'll just have to beat the hell out of those tag champs, and as for Mariner and Diamond, you two are just collateral damage.
(Back at the announce table)
James Robinson: Strong words from the challengers for the Tag Team Championships in Iraq. Speaking of champions in Iraq, the SMW Champion will be in action when we return, so don't go away.
Commercial Break
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("Kryptonite" by The Purple City All-Stars hits and the SMW Champion Max Ogden makes his way to the ring, followed by Satan's Son and Tank Toland. The crowd is really letting them have it, but they couldn't seem to care less. Violent P and Mr. Vain then make their way to the ring, and from the looks of things, they don't have a third partner. Violent P goes to the apron, while Mr. Vain gets ready to start the match. However, right before the bell rings, "Happy" by Mudvayne hits and JJ "The Ram' Ramplin comes out, with his head all bandaged up, and gets on the apron with Violent P. The referee allows the addition of Ramplin and signals for the bell.)
Max Ogden, Satan's Son & Tank Toland vs. Violent P, Mr. Vain & JJ "The Ram" Ramplin
Satan's Son and Mr. Vain start the match, and Ogden looks to be in shock on the apron at the appearance of "The Ram". The team of Ogden and company control the match, with the exception of a sudden burst from Violent P when he stopped Ogden from getting the win after hitting the "Memory Maker" on Mr. Vain. It wasn't until all six men were in the ring and out of nowhere, Ramplin hits Ogden with a spear and picks up the win.
Winners: Violent P, Mr. Vain & JJ "The Ram" Ramplin
Dan Wilson: Wow, on the night that the Max Ogden Challenge ends, "Mr. SMW" suffers his first loss in months. And more than just that, he has lost to a member of The Horsemen, who he is feuding with on Rampage.
James Robinson: And with a major title match coming up for him at Lethal Lottery, now is not the time to start developing a losing streak.
Dan Wilson: That's right James, and we will have to see how the champion will bounce back from this. Tune in next week to find out, as well as to see the pairings announced for the Lethal Lottery.
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