Nashville, Tennessee
December 4, 2006
*These results will be mostly condensed so I can get back on schedule and get Harvest from Hell up sooner*
“WARRIOR” HITS AND SMW’S OPENING MONTAGE PLAYED, FOLLOWED BY A LARGE PYRO SHOW. THE CAMERA ZOOMED IN ON THE STEEL CAGE SUSPENDED ABOVE THE RING AS “HAPPY” BY MUDVAYNE HITS AND RAMPLIN IMMEDIATELY MAKES HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING.
JJ Ramplin: Now all week I’ve been asked from the people backstage and emails in from you fat overweight idiots what my thoughts are on the cage match scheduled for later tonight between Joe Diano and Austin Plavljanich. Now to answer that question, am I worried that Austin is gonna lose to Diano and have to leave SMW for good? NO, why the f*ck would I be worried? Diano couldn’t beat himself outta bed, so how’s he going to beat Austin in a cage match? People have also been asking me about my opinion of this new guy Dustin Stern and if Austin does lose and has to leave and Stern takes his job. Well as long as he stays outta my way and doesn’t do anything stupid then we’ll get along just fine. Oh and while I’m out here roll the tape!!!
Footage is shown of the main event from last week's Aggression where JJ Ramplin walked away from his partner in that match Joe Diano and left him getting a beating at the hands of The Diamond Express and then came back and smashed him across the back with a steel chair.
THE CROWD LOUDLY BOOS AS THE FOOTAGE IS SHOWN.
JJ Ramplin: Shut it I’m talking! That footage is freaking hilarious, oh and Diamond Express don’t think I’ve forgotten what you did to me after that match and I’ll exact my revenge at Harvest From Hell when I take that SMW Title from Jake Diamond after I’ve beaten the crap outta him!
RAMPLIN DROPS THE MIC AND GOES TO LEAVE THE RING BUT STOPS AND PICKS IT UP AGAIN.
JJ Ramplin: Oh one more thing, Joe Corey why don’t you make the title match at Harvest From Hell a one on one match between me and Diamond, cause I’m tellin you this, there isn’t going to be anything left of Diano after the cage match tonight!
RAMPLIN LAUGHS HISTERICALLY AND LEAVES THE RING TO MANY BOOS
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Austin Aimes and Carl James vs. Nova and Aaron Stevens (Winners get to be part of tag team title match at Harvest from Hell)
Austin Aimes and Carl James looked very impressive in this match. Late in the match, after reversing Nova’s vertical suplex with a beautiful neckbreaker, Carl James tagged in Austin Aimes who came in and got Nova in a bear hug. Carl James climbed to the top rope and completed their bearhug/top rope leg drop combination for a near 3 count. Aaron Stevens ran into the ring out of frustration but Austin Aimes caught him with a spear. Aimes then climbed up to the top rope, and so did Carl James at the same corner. James climbed onto Aimes’ shoulders and hit a perfect 450 splash from very high elevation on Aaron Stevens. Austin Aimes then repeatedly kicked Stevens till he literally fell out of the ring. Aimes then lifted Nova up onto his back as he and James hit their signature Fireman’s Carry/Neckbreaker combination for the easy 3 count.
Match Time: 7:37
BACKSTAGE LENNY ARMSTEAD IS SEEN TALKING TO “THE PRODIGY” JON STERN
Lenny Armstead: Later tonight along with J-Rod we take on the team of Big Evil Nate, Recon Rage, and Mr. Charisma. I just want to say that last Aggression you really had a kick ass debut, and I’m happy to have you on board here in SMW.
Jon Stern: Look, I appreciate it, but I don’t need that bullshit. I’m here to fight, win titles, kick ass, and take names. I got a lot of respect for you buddy but I’m telling you this, after I beat Big Evil Nate at Harvest from Hell, I’m coming after that title of yours.
Lenny Armstead: *Chuckles* I’ll see you out there.
THE TWO STARE EACH OTHER DOWN BEFORE PARTING WAYS, BUT OUT OF NOWHERE, SOMEONE THAT’S NEVER BEEN SEEN ON SMW TELEVISION HITS ARMSTEAD FROM BEHIND WITH A STEEL CHAIR. HE REPEATEDLY HITS HIM IN THE LEG BEFORE SPITTING ON HIM. RECON RAGE THEN STEPS IN THE SCENE, CLAPPING AND LAUGHING AWAY AS HE NODS AT THIS NEW GUY AND THE TWO OF THEM WALK AWAY TOGETHER.
Commercial Break
FOOTAGE OF WHAT HAPPENED MOMENTS AGO IS SEEN AS JENNIE FINCH RUNS TO CATCH UP WITH RECON RAGE AND THIS NEW GUY
Jennie Finch: Recon Rage, what was that and who is this guy?
Recon Rage: This guy is the future of the business, by the name of Jeremy Schabno.
Jeremy Schabno: Under Recon Rage’s apprenticeship, not only will I make it to the top of SMW, but I will also guarantee victory for Recon Rage at Harvest from Hell, as I will be in his corner.
RECON RAGE HAS A SICK LOOK ON HIS FACE AS THE TWO WALK AWAY AND THE SHOT FADES TO THE RING WHERE ARIES IS STANDING WITH A MIC.
Aries: Alright so who’s it gonna be? I issued an open challenge last Aggression, I wanna see who my next victim is!
A RETURNING TED HUNTSMAN’S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A NICE POP
Aries vs. Ted Huntsman
This was just a smashmouth wrestling contest from the get-go as a victory would be huge for both men. Ted Huntsman caught Aries with a back body drop to the outside, causing Aries to land awkwardly on his neck. Huntsman then hopped over the top rope with a crossbody but Aries caught him in mid air and smashed him into the steel post, before dropping him with a scoop slam. He then Irish whipped Huntsman shoulder-first into the steel steps, making them go flying. Aries then picked up the steel steps and blatantly in front of the ref, hit Huntsman right in the side of the temple, as the ref called for the bell and Huntsman dropped like a sack of potatoes. Aries looked very proud of himself as he left the arena, leaving the returning Ted Huntsman bloodied.
Match Time: 3:45
Commercial Break
LOW KI’S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT WITH A NECKBRACE ON TO A DECENT RESPONSE OF CHEERS. HE ASKS FOR A MICROPHONE
Low Ki: Last Aggression it was announced that me and Hassad would meet in a 4-corner weapon on a pole match. Each corner will have a pole suspending four weapons. Therefore, I get to choose any of the most sick, demonic eight weapons I want for two of the corners of the ring.
ARABIC MUSIC IS HEARD AND HASSAD COMES OUT TO A LOT OF BOOS AND HAS A MICROPHONE IN HAND
Hassad: And that means I get to choose the remaining eight weapons.
Low Ki: My first four weapons will be… a steel chain, a kendo stick, a crowbar, and a barbed wire wrapped baseball bat.
Hassad: That’s all you got Low Ki? My first four weapons will be… a staple gun, a cheese grader, a 2x4, and a sledgehammer.
Low Ki: Well MY next four weapons are, a garbage can, a stop sign, a steel chair, and a ring bell.
Hassad: Alright, alright… my last four weapons are a frying pan, a cookie sheet, a lead pipe, and nun chucks, haha!
Low Ki: Nunchucks?
Hassad: That’s right, see you at Harvest from Hell punk.
LOW KI AND HASSAD GAVE EACH OTHER A LONG STAREDOWN BEFORE LEAVING THE RING. EVENTUALLY LUTHER REIGNS’ MUSIC HIT AND HE CAME OUT WITH SATAN’S SON. MOMENTS AFTER, STEVE BRADLEY AND SPENCER HOLLYWOOD’S MUSIC HIT AND THEY CAME OUT TO THE RING.
Luther Reigns and Satan’s Son vs. Steve Bradley and Spencer Hollywood (Winners get to be part of tag team title match at Harvest from Hell.
This was an old school tag team match with both teams hitting some excellent maneuvers. However about 5 minutes into the match, Steve Bradley reversed a pumphandle slam from Luther Reigns and hit a reverse neckbreaker. Spencer Hollywood then springboarded off the top rope and hit a leg drop before going and kicking Satan’s Steve Bradley then fell into the cover to score the pinfall and what some thought was a bit of an upset. However, as they were celebrating, Satan’s Son got into the ring and began whaling on Spencer Hollywood. Steve Bradley went to help out Hollywood, but Luther Reigns got up from behind and hit a pumphandle slam on Bradley. Satan’s Son then rolled out of the ring and grabbed 2 steel chairs. He then went back into the ring and passed one of the chairs to Luther. The two of them smacked them down hard onto Steve Bradley and Spencer Hollywood and just beat them senseless in the ring when all of the sudden, Aldo Corleone and Ashida Kim ran out to the ring to the aid of Spencer Hollywood and Steve Bradley. Aldo hit the “Aldo Bomb” on Satan’s Son, and Ashida hit the “Jade Blade” on Luther Reigns, knocking them down. However, as Ashida and Aldo began stomping on Luther and Satan’s Son, out came Austin Aimes and Carl James with steel chairs in hand. They came out and cracked them over the skulls of Ashida and Aldo, laying them out. Aimes and James then lifted up the titles and held them up as if they already won them, before throwing them down on the champions and leaving the ring to a mixed reaction.
Match Time: 5:39
Commercial Brea)
WHEN AGGRESSION COMES BACK ON THE AIR, MR. CHARISMA IS STANDING IN THE RING WITH A MICROPHONE.
Mr. Charisma: Look J-Rod, I know we have our match at Harvest from Hell, but that’s not enough. I don’t want to just pin you 1…2…3, I want to beat the hell out of you. And that’s why I’m proposing a Last Man Standing match, what do you say?
”WAIT AND BLEED” BY SLIPKNOT HITS AND OUT COMES J-ROD TO A SOLID RESPONSE OF CHEERS.
J-Rod: Sounds just about right. Last Man Standing… J-Rod versus Mr. Charisma. It’s on! May the best man win… or rather, may the best man survive!
THE TWO STARE A HOLE THROUGH EACH OTHER AS THE SHOT GOES TO THE BACK WHERE TED HUNTSMAN IS SEEN BARGING INTO AUSTIN PLAVLJANICH’S OFFICE.
Ted Huntsman: Did you see what just happened, Austin? I’m sick and tired of being punked by people who have no respect for this business! I’m asking you for a match at Harvest from Hell with Aries!
Austin Plavljanich: That might be hard to do because you see there are too many matches on the c---
ALL OF THE SUDDEN, DUSTIN STERN STEPS INTO THE SHOT
Dustin Stern: Yes Ted, that match can be arranged.
Austin Plavljanich: What in the hell!? Your not even the commissioner.
Dustin Stern: YET! But don’t worry Ted, you got your match because there ain't no way Diano is losing tonight.
AUSTIN PLAVLJANICH GETS IN STERN’S FACE AS THE SHOT GOES TO THE RING WHERE “READYMADE” BY THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS HITS AND JON STERN MARCHES DOWN TO THE RING FOLLOWED BY J-ROD, HOWEVER ARMSTEAD IS NOWHERE TO BE SEEN AFTER THE ASSAULT HE TOOK EARLIER TONIGHT.
NEXT, RECON RAGE’S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT WITH BIG EVIL NATE AND MR. CHARISMA.
Recon Rage, Mr. Charisma, & Big Evil Nate vs. “The Prodigy” Jon Stern, & J-Rod Jefferson
The team of Recon Rage, Mr. Charisma, and Big Evil Nate took advantage of the fact that Lenny Armstead was taken out earlier, and absolutely demolished the young team of Jon Stern and J-Rod. Stern was the legal man against Mr. Charisma, but Nate and Rage kept on getting involved. Eventually Jon Stern hit a huge shoulder tackle on Charisma, knocking him down, followed by a snap suplex and then physically taking Charisma’s hand and forcing him to tag in Nate. Nate came in as he and Jon stared eachother down. Nate slapped Stern across the face, and Stern replied with a right hand. Stern continued with the right hands and forced Nate into the corner before climbing up and punching him 10 times as the fans counted along. Stern then jumped down and hit a double underhook suplex, before locking in a beautiful triangle choke. Nate pulled himself to his corner and made the tag to Charisma who came in and kicked Stern off of Nate. Charisma hit a beautiful dropkick and then ran to the ropes but when he came back, Stern hit a reverse STO takedown. Stern then lifted Charisma up on his shoulders and tagged in J-Rod who climbed to the top rope. The two of them then completed a Doomsday Device type maneuver on Charisma, turning him inside out. J-Rod then hit a nice DDT, but when he went to lift Charisma up, Charisma low blowed him and tagged in Recon Rage. Rage came in with a head of steam and speared J-Rod down, and covered him. However “The Prodigy” ran into the ring and broke the count. This attracted Big Evil Nate to get into the ring. He and Stern traded shots, but eventually Stern clotheslined Nate out of the ring, and fell out as well. J-Rod got up and Rage went in on the attack, lifting him up in an airplane spin. However, Rage accidentally got J-Rod’s foot to kick the ref in the face, knocking him down. At this time, Charisma got out of the ring and grabbed the time keepers chair, and brought it in the ring. Rage held J-Rod up as Charisma cracked his skull with the chair. As this was happening, Stern and Nate were battling it out on the outside, eventually taking it out to the crowd, and fighting all the way to the backstage area. Back in the ring, Rage picked J-Rod up against and Charisma lifted up the chair about to hit him, when Lenny Armstead showed up on the stage and limped all the way to the ring. When he got in the ring, Charisma instead of hitting J-Rod, went to hit Armstead but Armstead superkicked the chair right into Charisma’s face. Armstead then lifted up the chair and chucked it right in the face of Recon Rage. Armstead then got him in a sharpshooter as J-Rod got up. J-Rod threw Charisma out of the ring, and then went to the top rope. Armstead lifted him up onto J-Rod, and J-Rod hit his sit-down powerbomb from the top rope. J-Rod then held in with the cover as the ref registered the 1…2…3.
Match Time: 15:58
Commercial Break
A “DURING THE BREAK……” VIDEO IS SHOWN OF JON STERN AND BIG EVIL NATE BEATING THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER FOR A GOOD 2 MINUTES BACKSTAGE BEFORE ALL THE REFEREES AND ROAD AGENTS BROKE IT UP.
THE SHOT THEN GOES TO THE RING WHERE THE CAGE IS BEING LOWERED AND AUSTIN PLAVLJANICH MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING, ALONGSIDE JJ “THE RAM” RAMPLIN. NEXT TO THE RING IS DIANO TO A HUGE POP AND HE ENTERS THE CAGE, AS THE REFEREE LOCKS IT BEHIND PLAVLJANICH AND DIANO, LOCKING RAMPLIN OUT.
Steel Cage Match: Joe Diano vs. Austin Plavljanich (If Plavljanich loses he is fired!)
Plavljanich was pale as if he’s seen a ghost, as Diano just toyed with him, repeatedly shoving him down. Diano then threw him into the cage several times, before scraping his face against the cage, busting him open. Things weren’t looking good for Austin Plavljanich, when Diano hit him with the “Diano Dream”, and then motioned for the ref to open the cage door. He was about to step out when Ramplin slammed the door right on Diano’s face. Ramplin then came into the ring and gave Diano the “Ram’s Horns”. Ramplin beat him down before lifting him up and putting him down with the “Dead Weight”. The referee then forced Ramplin out of the ring and both Diano and Plavljanich were out cold. However Plavljanich got up first and began climbing the cage, however when he got to the top, Dustin Stern came out and climbed up from the outside. He slapped Plavljanich right across the face, causing him to fall 15 feet from the top of the cage. Diano then finally got up and hit Plavljanich with the “Diano Dream” one final time before climbing up and out of the cage.
Match Time: 10:26
“NANANANA NANANANA HEY HEY HEY, GOODBYE” CHANTS EXPLODED IN THE CROWD AS RAMPLIN WAS COMPLETELY STONE FACED IN THE RING TRYING TO HELP PLAVLJANICH UP. HOWEVER AT THAT TIME DIANO DECIDED HE WANTED SOME MORE AND CLIMBED UP TO THE TOP OF THE CAGE. AT THE VERY TOP HE STOOD STRAIGHT BEFORE LEAPING OFF WITH A CROSSBODY TAKING BOTH PLAVLJANICH AND RAMPLIN OUT. THE CROWD WENT NUTS AS DIANO CELEBRATED, BUT THAT CELEBRATION WAS CUT SHORT WHEN OUT CAME THE DIAMOND EXPRESS. JAKE DIAMOND WAS HOLDING HIS BELT AS HE OPENED THE CAGE DOOR AND CAME INTO THE RING, SMACKING DIANO OVER THE HEAD WITH IT. DIAMOND THEN HIT RAMPLIN WITH IT WHEN HE GOT UP WHICH ATTRACTED QUITE A BIT OF CHEERS. FINALLY, DYLAN PAGE AND JAKE DIAMOND LIFTED AUSTIN PLAVLJANICH UP OVER THEIR HEADS, AND WALKED OVER TO THE CAGE DOOR. HONKY TONK MAN OPENED IT AS PAGE AND DIAMOND TOSSED PLAVLJANICH OUT OF THE RING AS IF TAKING OUT THE TRASH AS THE SHOT FADED TO A SHOT OF THE DIAMOND EXPRESS STANDING IN THE RING, HOLDING DIAMOND’S CHAMPIONSHIP BELT.
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