Fresno, California
January 28, 2007
SHOTS ARE SHOWN OF FARMS AND FIELDS WITH SUNNY SKIES WHEN ALL OF THE SUDDEN THE SKIES IMMEDIATELY DARKEN AND RED CLOUDS START TO APPEAR IN THE SKY AS SEVERAL VOICEOVER’S ARE HEARD.
Joe Diano: Tonight is the night…
JJ Ramplin: …where I…
Jake Diamond: …where I…
Joe Diano: …where I… finally win the SMW Heavyweight Championship.
JJ Ramplin: …take the title back to the UK.
Jake Diamond: …successfully defend my championship.
J-Rod Jefferson: Tonight is about revenge…
Mr. Charisma: … about proving a point…
Lenny Armstead: … about walking out of the Selland Arena with my TV title…
Recon Rage: …about using all means necessary to crown me the new TV champ.
Low Ki: There is no turning back…
Hassad: …tonight, one of us will walk out the victor, and the other carried out in a stretcher.
Jon Stern: Tonight is about making a name for myself…
Big Evil Nate: …about stopping people making a name for themselves.
Aries: Tonight is about proving my worthiness of the main event…
Ted Huntsman: …about a lesson in respect…
Austin Aimes and Carl James: …about winning…
Steve Bradley and Spencer Hollywood: …winning…
Austin Aimes, Carl James, Spencer Hollywood, and Steve Bradley: …the SMW Tag Team Championships.
All of the above superstars: Tonight… is about unleashing… HELL!
“WEATHER” BY ZYGOTE IS HEARD AS THE SELLAND ARENA EXPLODES WITH PYRO AND THE CAMERA IS SEEN PANNING AROUND THE CROWD, SHOWCASING THEIR SIGNS.
Dan Wilson: Good evening, live from Fresno, California! Dan Wilson here with my colleague James Robinson and wow we have a hell of a night in store for you folks.
James Robinson: That is an understatement Dan, I mean every title will be on the line as well as four other HUGE matches.
Dan Wilson: And you’re not kidding when you say huge… I mean later tonight we will see a Last Man Standing match between J-Rod and Mr. Charisma, a 4-corner weapons on a pole match between Hassad and Low Ki, Jon Stern against Big Evil Nate, and Ted Huntsman taking on Aries.
“HIGHER” BY THE GAME HITS AND THE CROWD IMMEDIATELY COMES TO THEIR FEET WHEN LENNY ARMSTEAD MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING HOLDING HIS TV TITLE.
James Robinson: Wow, what a big match to kick things off here tonight, Lenny Armstead defending his TV title.
Dan Wilson: Lenny Armstead can’t be 100 percent after the beating he took last Aggression at the hands of Recon Rage’s new apprentice Jeremy Schabno.
RECON RAGE’S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO THE RING TO SOME MAJOR HEAT WITH A MEAN LOOK ON HIS FACE, AND RIGHT BEHIND HIM IS JEREMY SCHABNO WHO IS HOLDING A STEEL CHAIR THAT HAS A HUGE DENT ON IT… THE SAME STEEL CHAIR HE HIT ARMSTEAD REPEATEDLY WITH LAST AGGRESSION.
James Robinson: This one should be a great athletic competition between two great prospects.
SMW TV Title: Lenny Armstead vs. Recon Rage
This was a match of the year candidate no doubt about it between two very athletic competitors. They started by grappling eachother, but Armstead immediately turned it into a hammerlock before kicking Recon Rage in the back of the knee and hitting a very similar move to John Cena’s “throwback” maneuver. Armstead hit a standing leg drop before running to the ropes and coming back, but Recon Rage quickly got up to one knee and hit a drop toe hold on Armstead. Recon Rage then got in a mounted position on Armstead’s back and began throwing wild punches, eventually causing the ref to pull him off. Recon Rage then ran at Armstead but Armstead hit a flapjack, causing Recon Rage’s neck to smack the top rope. Armstead then hit a standing dropkick in which Recon Rage spilled out on the floor. Jeremy Schabno tried helping Recon Rage up, but Lenny Armstead ran and leaped over the top rope with a front flip that took both superstars out. Armstead then climbed up on the apron and waited for Rage to get up, and when he did, Armstead jumped off with a double axe handle that got Rage back down again. Armstead then lifted Recon Rage up and threw him onto the barricade, before clotheslining him down. However at this point, Jeremy Schabno got involved and low blowed Armstead from behind and then began stomping on him. The ref missed the low blow but caught the trash talking and stomping, so he sent Schabno to the showers, making this a fair one on one match. However, at this point Recon Rage was up and Lenny Armstead was hurting. Rage took advantage, lifting up Armstead and Irish whipping him shoulder first into the steel steps. Rage then threw him into the ring, before following in and hitting a series of standing elbow drops. After about 5, he climbed up to the top rope, but Armstead nipped up and leaped up, coming off with a huge arm drag from the top rope to Rage. Armstead then climbed up himself, waited for Rage to get up, and when he did, he jumped off with a missile dropkick. However, Rage moved out of the way at the last second, and Armstead hit the ref, knocking him down. At this point, Jeremy Schabno came down to the ring with that same steel chair and attempted to smash it over the head of Armstead, but Armstead superkicked it in his face! Recon Rage came from behind though and hit a reverse vertical suplex. Recon Rage lifted Schabno up at this point and whispered something in his ear, before Schabno lifted up the steel chair. Rage then lifted Armstead up and went to Irish whip him into Schabno who was holding up the steel chair, but Armstead reversed it with an Irish whip of his own, and Rage’s head hit the steel chair dead on, and also knocked the chair into Schabno’s face which knocked him down as well. Rage was staggering as Armstead came from behind with a school boy, but instead of going for the cover, he got up and locked in the sharpshooter! The ref got up just in time to see Recon Rage tapping repeatedly as he called for the bell.
Match Time: 24:07
James Robinson: OH MY GOD!!!!!!!
Dan Wilson: What an incredible display of athletic ability.
James Robinson: Match of the year no doubt about it.
Dan Wilson: Wait a minute what’s this?
“HIGHER” BY THE GAME WAS PLAYING AND THE CROWD WAS GOING ABSOLUTELY NUTS AS LENNY ARMSTEAD ASKED FOR A MICROPHONE.
Lenny Armstead: Thank you, thank you. You see, since I arrived on SMW many months ago, you fans have given me nothing but love, and I am very appreciative of that. Therefore this makes it very tough to say that this will be my final night in SMW. I have been called up to the Rampage roster and I swear I will dedicate every single one of my matches to all of you fans who were with me from the beginning. And as for my title, well I talked to Dustin Stern earlier and we have made the decision to vacate my title, and have it up for grabs at the next supershow “Lethal Lottery” in a 6-Man Ladder match! Again thanks for giving me some of the best months of my life, and enjoy the rest of the show.
“HIGHER” BY THE GAME PLAYED AGAIN AS THE CROWD WENT CRAZY WITH “THANK YOU ARMSTEAD” CHANTS AND ARMSTEAD LEFT THE ARENA, LOOKING QUITE EMOTIONAL AND HOLDING HIS TV TITLE UP HIGH AS THE SHOT GOES TO THE BACKSTAGE PART OF THE ARENA WHERE MR. CHARISMA IS SEEN APPROACHING HASSAD.
Mr. Charisma: Hassad, just the guy I was looking for.
Hassad: What do you want Cameron?
Mr. Charisma: Well it’s no lie, both of us have our hands full tonight. Therefore I was thinking that we could… you know… help each other out if you know what I mean, seeing as both our matches are no disquali-----
Hassad: Look Cameron, I don’t need your help, and I don’t want it.
Mr. Charisma: Whoa, whoa, whoa, of course you don’t need my help, but are you sure you don’t want it?
Hassad: Alright enough with the BS talk, where are you going with this?
Mr. Charisma: Let’s take a walk, I’d like to introduce you to someone.
HASSAD GIVES CHARISMA A BIT OF A GLARE AS THE TWO WALKED DOWN THE BACKSTAGE AREA. THE SHOT THEN WENT TO ANOTHER PART OF THE BACKSTAGE ARENA WHERE JENNIE FINCH IS STANDING BY WITH SATAN’S SON AND LUTHER REIGNS.
Jennie Finch: Well you guys asked for this interview time, so what’s on your guys mind?
Luther Reigns: I’ll tell you what, this is complete bullsh*t! We should be in the triple threat tag team title match tonight, and if it weren’t for Joe Corey, we would be!
Satan’s Son: So Mr. President Joe Corey, and Commissioner Dustin Stern for that matter, you better watch close at the tag team title match, as just because we are not technically in that match, we are going to prove that we deserve a tag team title shot!
SATAN’S SON AND LUTHER REIGNS WALK AWAY AS A NEW FIGURE STEPS INTO THE SHOT, SPORTING A WHITE PRIEST COLLAR AND A SUIT.
Jennie Finch: Can I help you sir? Oh no sorry this is SMW… the costume party is just down the street.
THE MAN GRABS THE MICROPHONE RIGHT OUT OF JENNIE FINCH’S HAND.
Man: Shut up pig! In case you don’t know by now, I am Sebastian X and I am here in SMW for a few reasons but the most important is to rid the SMW of sinners one man at a time. Sin is all around us, but the root of sin comes directly from you people the SMW fans! All of you cheer when there is bloodshed, you all are aroused at the first sight of nudity, you people disgust me! You all are exactly what’s wrong with wrestling today, you have no morals at all! I promise that all you sinners out there will learn to fear Sebastian X and you will fear the Burning Hammer!
JENNIE FINCH LOOKS PUZZLED AS SEBASTIAN X FORCEFULLY SLAMS THE MICROPHONE BACK IN JENNIE FINCH’S HANDS AS THE SHOT GOES BACK TO THE RING WHERE ARIES’ MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT SHOWERED IN BOOS.
James Robinson: Sebastian X is one of several new superstars that SMW has just signed, and he is an odd one to say the least, claiming he will rid SMW of sinners.
Dan Wilson: Yeah we’ll see what happens when he has his in-ring debut live next Aggression. But what about that odd confrontation between Mr. Charisma and Hassad? What does Charisma have on his mind?
James Robinson: Well that remains to be seen, but coming up next will be Aries against Ted Huntsman, the match in which Ted Huntsman calls “the lesson in respect”.
TED HUNTSMAN’S MUSIC HITS AS THE CROWD JUMPS TO THEIR FEET AND HE MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING.
Dan Wilson: Huntsman believes that some superstars on the SMW roster have no respect for anyone, and after getting a beating from Aries last Aggression, he demanded this match to teach him a bit of respect.
James Robinson: Let’s see how it unfolds.
Aries vs. Ted Huntsman
Both men immediately went on the offence, as the two traded a barrage of right hands. Ted Huntsman seemed to win the fistfight, as he backed Aries against the ropes, and Irish whipped him. When Aries came back at him, Huntsman hit a beautiful dropkick, before going for the cover but Aries was up at just 1. Huntsman then lifted Aries up and gave him snake eyes in the corner, before smacking him with several knife-edge chops. Huntsman then backed up before running in with a head of steam, but Aries moved out of the way and Huntsman posted his shoulder. Aries then began kicking Huntsman’s mid section, before going for a wicked DDT. Aries then climbed up to the top rope, and when Huntsman got up, Aries flew off with a flying clothesline that knocked Huntsman right back down. Aries then grabbed Huntsman by the throat before lifting him up, and going for a quick chokebomb, but Huntsman flipped over him and tried for a sunset flip into a pin, but Aries was up at 2. Huntsman then got up and went for a clothesline, but Aries ducked down and lifted him over the rope. However, Huntsman landed on the apron, and when Aries went in for the grapple, Huntsman headbutted him in the midsection before springboarding off the top rope and hitting a nice spinning heel kick that caught Aries right in the top of the head. Huntsman then got Aries up and executed a beautiful belly-to-back suplex, and before Aries knew what hit him, Huntsman locked in the “Drop Sub” which made Aries tap almost instantly.
Match Time: 7:09
Dan Wilson: So there you have it, Aries definitely got taught a lesson in respect.
James Robinson: Ted Huntsman also proved that he is not an SMW superstar to be taken lightly, and has definitely proven that since coming back from his injury, he deserves a main event spot.
Dan Wilson: Well ladies and gentlemen, coming up next is one of the most anticipated contests of the night, set up by the new commissioner Dustin Stern himself, and wait a minute what’s this?
“GREEN ROOT” BY ZYGOTE HITS AND DUSTIN STERN MAKES HIS WAY TO THE STAGE WITH A MICROPHONE.
Dustin Stern: I’d just like to announce to everyone that the California professional wrestling committee has decided to ban this match from taking place tonight after finding out about the brutal nature of this match.
CROWD BOOS VERY LOUD
Dustin Stern: But you know me, I’m the Doctor of Innovation and I’m just not going to let that happen. This match will take place, not sanctioned under SMW authority! Which means that anything goes and I mean anything… in fact, I just came up with a monster idea for this unsanctioned match. As of right now those ring ropes will be replaced with barbed wire!
AT THAT, A STAGE CREW MEMBER RUNS OUT AND WHISPERS SOMETHING INTO DUSTIN STERN’S EAR.
Dustin Stern: I don’t care if you think that is unreasonable on such short notice… make it happen! Now in 5 minutes there WILL be barbed wire in place of the ring ropes, good night folks.
THE CROWD GOES INSANE WITH CHEERS AS “GREEN ROOT” PLAYS AGAIN AND HE WALKS BACKSTAGE. THE SHOT THEN GOES TO THE ANNOUNCE TABLE.
Dan Wilson: Well ladies and gentlemen, it is our pleasure to announce that a huge signing has taken place this past month, and that a young hot prospect who goes by “Bone Collector” has been signed to an SMW contract.
James Robinson: Take a look.
SHOTS ARE SHOWN OF A HOODED MAN WALKING THROUGH A DARK GRAVEYARD. ALL OF THE SUDDEN, SHOTS FLASH ON THE SCREEN OF THE BONE COLLECTOR WINNING THE STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF WRESTLING, AS WELL AS SEVERAL OTHER SHOTS OF HIM DOING SOME UNIQUE HIGH RISK AERIAL MOVES. HE CONTINUES WALKING THROUGH THE GRAVEYARD BEFORE STOPPING AND LIFTING UP A TORCH. THE SHOT THEN ZOOMS IN ON HIS FACE AS HE TAKES OFF HIS HOOD AND SAYS, “I AM THE BONE COLLECTOR, AND I AM HEADING TO SMW!”
James Robinson: Wow, this guy looks quite impressive.
Dan Wilson: Yeah and he will be debuting live next Aggression.
James Robinson: Well as you can see here at ringside, the stage crew members have just finished replacing the ring ropes with barbed wire.
Dan Wilson: Boy will this match be brutal. I mean you have 16 weapons hanging on 4 separate poles. Any weapon that a superstar obtains is able to be used by that superstar… and only that superstar.
James Robinson: And we have some crazy weapons hanging above that ring, from a cheese grader to a kendo stick.
LOW KI’S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO A PRETTY DECENT POP.
Dan Wilson: This brutal match will pit Low Ki against the hardcore Hassad.
HASSAD’S MUSIC HITS AND HE COMES OUT TO SEVERAL BOOS.
James Robinson: Without any further ado, let’s get this one underway.
No Rope Barbed Wire, 4 Corner Weapons On a Pole Match: Low Ki vs. Hassad
This match was one of the most brutal in SMW recent history. To start it off, Low Ki backed Hassad right into the barbed wire, before Irish whipping him into it on the other side of the ring. Hassad was caught in the barbed wire as Low Ki gave him a stiff kick to the face, before hitting a giant tornado DDT. Low Ki then climbed up a corner and grabbed a steel chair and a stop sign before Hassad pulled him down and gave him a neckbreaker. Hassad then ran to a corner and pulled down a cheese grader. He went up to Low Ki and literally sliced his forehead as Low Ki screamed in pain. Hassad then went to do it again, but Low Ki kicked him right in the groin, before lifting up the stop sign and smacking it over the head of Hassad. Low Ki then waited for Hassad to get up, and when he did, Low Ki put the garbage can over his head and then lifted up the stop sign, before smacking it into the garbage can over Hassad’s head. Hassad was down as Low Ki went up to another corner and pulled down a frying pan. As Hassad tried to get up, Low Ki hammered the frying pan down on his head and flattened him out. Low Ki then climbed up to a pole again and grabbed a staple gun and a steel chain. Low Ki then went right up to this head and shot 6 staples right in Hassad’s forhead, before putting the steel chain around his neck and throwing him around the ring using it. Low Ki then used the steel chain to drag him by the neck to the barbed wire ropes and raked his head against the bottom one. Hassad was bleeding profusely as Low Ki went up to grab another weapon. However Hassad quickly got up and ran to the corner, before hitting a back body drop off the top turnbuckle before Low Ki could even grab a weapon. Hassad then climbed up and grabbed the nunchucks and a cookie sheet. Hassad then choked Low Ki out with the nunchucks, and then dragged him to the corner. He placed him sitting up in the corner and then put the cookie sheet in front of his face. Hassad then climbed up the turnbuckle, on the opposite side of the ring to grab a weapon. He was about to jump down, but instead looked up and smiled. He leaped up to the top of the pole on that corner of the ring as the crowd was on their feet. He then jumped off with a “Coast to Coast” type move but Low Ki moved out of the way, and Hassad landed hard on the mat. Hassad was screaming wildly in pain, as the crowd were still shocked at the at least 10 foot spill that Hassad just took. The crowd went nuts with “Holy Shit” chants as Low Ki fell into the cover, but out of nowhere out came Mr. Charisma and a new face who was immediately identified as Drake “The Dart” Fame, a new superstar on the SMW roster. The Dart broke the cover and then began beating on Low Ki. Mr. Charisma joined in on the beating when J-Rod ran out to the ring, hoping to help out Low Ki. However the numbers game played against him as he succumbed to the 3-on-1 beating. The Dart then climbed up to a pole and grabbed a kendo stick, and began beating Low Ki with it, as Mr. Charisma lifted up J-Rod and gave him a snake eyes right onto the barbed wire. Mr. Charisma then tossed J-Rod out of the ring as Hassad grabbed a steel chair, and when Low Ki got up, Hassad just smacked the chair right in on his forehead before falling into the cover and getting the 3 count.
Match Time: 18:20
James Robinson: You have got to be kidding me! This match broke out into an all out war!
Dan Wilson: And what shape is J-Rod going to be in for his Last Man Standing match with Mr. Charisma later tonight!?
James Robinson: Well I have no clue but coming up next is a match between two people that have really started to build quite a hatred between one another.
“READYMADE” BY THE RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS HITS AND JON STERN COMES OUT TO A VERY NICE POP.
Dan Wilson: Yeah and Jon Stern wants to prove himself here tonight, but standing in his way is the 6”11’ giant from Texas, Big Evil Nate.
“SOME KIND OF MONSTER” BY METALLICA HITS AND BIG EVIL NATE MAKES HIS WAY OUT TO THE RING TO HEAVY HEAT.
Jon Stern vs. Big Evil Nate
Big Evil Nate tried to use his power as an advantage against the much smaller Jon Stern, but Stern showed a lot of heart and used his incredible technical ability to reverse almost everything. However after ducking a clothesline, Nate got Stern over the top rope and onto the floor with a Gorilla Press Slam and then followed him out. He lifted Stern up and dropped him rib-first onto the barricade before hitting him with a big boot. Nate then threw him shoulder-first into the steel post before throwing him back into the ring. Nate then lifted him up by the throat, but Jon Stern reversed it with a DDT. Stern then got to the mat and locked in a triangle choke, but Nate just stood up and easily powered his way out of it, throwing Stern off. Nate then went for the big boot on Stern, but the Prodigy ducked down and then hit a beautiful release German suplex. Stern went into the cover but Nate kicked out at two. Stern then went down again and locked in a leg lock, but once again, Nate just stood up and powered his way out of it. Stern got up and ran at Nate but Nate went for his big boot, and this time connected, stopping Stern right in his tracks. Nate went for the cover but Stern was up at two somehow. Nate then lifted Stern up off the ground by the throat and threw him into a corner. Nate then ran in with a splash, but Stern dove out of the way before jumping on Nate’s back with a katahajimi similar to a Tazmission, and pulled him down to the mat. Nate was fading and when the ref went to lift his arm up, it fell back down. He lifted it up again and it fell down. He then lifted it up a third time and when Nate was unable to answer, and dropped his arm, the ref called for the bell.
Match Time: 8:20
Dan Wilson: Wow, Jon Stern just did the unthinkable, and made Big Evil Nate go unconscious!
James Robinson: Well Jon Stern proved without a shadow of a doubt that he is the victor here tonight, and that well he just may be… “The Prodigy”.
Dan Wilson: Well Jon Stern wanted to prove himself in SMW, and that he just did.
THE CAMERAS GOT A LAST SHOT OF JON STERN WHO WAS CELEBRATING WITH THE FANS AS THE SHOT GOES TO THE BACK IN PRESIDENT JOE COREY’S OFFICE WHO IS WITH SMW TRAINER DAVE TAYLOR.
Joe Corey: I’d like you to inform everyone that J-Rod has not been cleared to compete in his Last Man Standing match tonight. However the match will indeed take place next Aggression! Oh and let Mr. Charisma know that if he loses the match next Aggression, then he can pack his bags because he is out of SMW for good!
THE SHOT THEN GOES TO ANOTHER PART OF THE BACKSTAGE AREA WHERE JAKE DIAMOND AND THE REST OF THE DIAMOND EXPRESS STANDS BY WITH JENNIE FINCH.
Jennie Finch: Very soon, you will take on Joe Diano and JJ Ramplin to defend your SMW Heavyweight championship… what are your thoughts?
Jake Diamond: Well although the odds are stacked against me, I will walk into that ring as SMW champion and I will walk out as SMW champion and you can bank on that! Jake Diamond is the greatest SMW superstar there ever was, and the Diamond Express is the greatest SMW group there ever was, and because of that, this title is not going anywhere!
THE SHOT GOES BACK TO RINGSIDE WHERE CARL JAMES AND AUSTIN AIMES ARE SEEN IN THE RING GETTING LOOSE AS STEVE BRADLEY AND SPENCER HOLLYWOOD’S MUSIC HITS AND THEY COME OUT TO NOTHING BUT BOOS.
James Robinson: Strong words from Jake Diamond and the Diamond Express, and that match will take place later tonight, but coming up next will be the triple threat tag team title match between Steve Bradley and Spencer Hollywood, Austin Aimes and Carl James, and the champions Aldo Corleone and Ashida Kim.
ITALIAN MUSIC IS HEARD AS ALDO CORLEONE COMES OUT ALONG WITH ASHIDA KIM AND THEY ARE ACCOMPANIED BY CARLEENA CORLEONE.
Dan Wilson: The rules are as follows, there will be 2 men in the ring at a time, and anyone from any team can tag themselves in. The first team to score a pinfall will be crowned the new SMW tag team champions.
SMW Tag Team Championship: Aldo Corleone and Ashida Kim w/ Carleena Corlone (c) vs. Spencer Hollywood and Steve Bradley vs. Carl James and Austin Aimes
Aldo Corleone and Spencer Hollywood kicked things off in this match, and Hollywood was no match for the 6”5’, 295 pounder Aldo Corleone. Corleone attacked Hollywood with a slew of right and left hands, before backing him into the corner. Corleone climbed up on the second rope and began punching Spencer Hollywood as the crowd counted along “1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10”, but as soon Corleone jumped down, Carl James got the blind tag on Spencer Hollywood before springboarding off the top rope and hitting a missile dropkick on Aldo. Carl James went for the cover but barely got the one count as Aldo Corleone launched James off and then got to his feet. James ran at Aldo but Aldo just socked him with a right hand that knocked James right down. Aldo then tagged in Ashida who got in the ring and began giving many low kicks to Carl James before jumping up with a hurricanrana into a pin for the 2 count. Ashida then lifted James up and Irish whipped him to the ropes before hitting a shuffle side kick right on the “Hardcore King” from Jamaica. Ashida then hit a standing moonsault before climbing up to the top turnbuckle, but this time Steve Bradley got the blind tag and he came in on the offence against Carl James. However after a bit of a beating, Carl James reversed a spinebuster into a DDT before tagging in Austin Aimes who came in and along with Carl James executed a back body drop/neckbreaker combination. Aimes went for the cover but Steve Bradley kicked out at two. Aimes then lifted Steve Bradley up and hit a belly-to-belly suplex before going down to the mat and locking in a reverse bear hug. However Spencer Hollywood climbed into the ring and kicked Austin Aimes off. This attracted Carl James who ran in and attacked Spencer Hollywood, and before you knew it, these 2 teams went at it in an all out brawl. Aimes and James got the upper hand and clotheslined both Hollywood and Bradley out of the ring. Aimes and James then in unison jumped out with suicide dives, which knocked Bradley and Hollywood back down again. Austin Aimes then threw the legal man Steve Bradley into the ring and then followed in, as Carl James continued the attack on Spencer Hollywood outside. Austin Aimes then hit a hat-trick of German suplex’s in the ring, before going for the pinfall but Aldo Corleone and Ashida came in the ring who both kicked Aimes off before beating on him and then going for a double vertical suplex on him. However, Carl James came and pulled Ashida Kim by the feet out of the ring, which got Aldo Corleone to follow them out. Corleone connected with right hand after right hand on Carl James outside the ring, but while this was going on, inside the ring Austin Aimes got to his feet. Austin Aimes then lifted Steve Bradley up and hit a backbreaker on him, but held him in a position where Bradley was laid down back first on Aimes’ knee. Carl James ran around the ring as Aldo and Ashida chased him, but all of the sudden Carl James hopped onto the apron and then the top turnbuckle. He jumped off with a flying leg drop right onto Steve Bradley who was laid out on Austin Aimes’ knee to complete the incredible double team maneuver. Aldo Corleone and Ashida Kim rolled into the ring, but Carl James fended them off long enough for Austin Aimes to make the three count on Steve Bradley.
Match Time: 11:13
Dan Wilson: Look at that! We have new tag team champions!
James Robinson: And what a great match that was, three teams going at it with all they’ve got in hopes to be tag team champions, but in the end it was Carl James and Austin Aimes who came out on top.
Dan Wilson: And good for them, they definit---
ALL OF THE SUDDEN LUTHER REIGNS AND SATAN’S SON HIT THE RING WITH A HEAD OF STEAM, BEATING DOWN THE NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPS. LUTHER AND SATAN’S SON GRAB THE BELTS BEFORE SMACKING THEM OVER THE FOREHEADS OF BOTH CARL JAMES AND AUSTIN AIMES AND THEN LEAVING THE RING TO SOME HEAVY HEAT.
James Robinson: Well there you go, Satan’s Son and Luther Reigns coming through with what they said they would do earlier tonight, and that is to prove they deserve a tag team title shot.
Dan Wilson: Well I think that was a despicable way of showing it, and I’m sure Dustin Stern thinks the same thing.
James Robinson: Well nonetheless, coming up next is a match that has been long awaited. It will be the triple threat match for the SMW championship and it will be Jake Diamond defending against two men that hate each other’s guts, Joe Diano and JJ Ramplin… let’s take a look.
A VIDEO PACKAGE IS SHOWN OF ALL THAT HAS TRANSPIRED OVER THE BETTER HALF OF 2006 AND BEGINNING OF 2007 BETWEEN JJ RAMPLIN AND JOE DIANO, AND EVENTUALLY JAKE DIAMOND AS WELL. SHOTS ARE SHOWN OF JAKE DIAMOND WINNING THE TITLE WAY BACK AT LETHAL LOTTERY, AND THEN HIS REUNION WITH HIS UNCLE THE HONKY TONK MAN. THE PACKAGE FINISHES WITH A SHOT OF ALL 3 MEN STARING EACHOTHER DOWN AS THE CAMERAS GO BACK TO THE RING AS “HAPPY” BY MUDVAYNE HITS AND JJ RAMPLIN MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING TO THE LOUDEST HEAT OF THE NIGHT.
James Robinson: JJ Ramplin making his way to the ring, who feels that he’s deserved the SMW title for some time now.
“THE BROKEN” BY FIREBALL MINISTRY HITS AS JOE DIANO MAKES HIS WAY TO THE RING WITH A PURPOSE.
Dan Wilson: And here comes the man that has a big chip on his shoulder. He lost a huge match to JJ Ramplin at Retribution, and now is his chance for well… retribution.
“HE’S A HONKY TONK MAN” IS HEARD AS HONKY TONK MAN, DYLAN PAGE, AND JAKE DIAMOND MAKE THEIR WAY TO THE RING IN A PINK CADILLAC.
James Robinson: And here comes the champ who has had quite a reign.
Dan Wilson: Yeah but odds are stacked against him tonight, as he doesn’t even have to be pinned to lose his title.
SMW Heavyweight Championship: Jake Diamond (c) w/ Dylan Page and The Honky Tonk Man vs. Joe Diano
Jake Diamond and JJ Ramplin began fighting even before Daimond got to the ring. Jake Diamond being the opportunist that he is stood outside the ring and just watched his opponents beat the hell out of eachother. After a while, Joe Diano and Ramplin realized what was going on, and climbed out of the ring before chasing Diamond around ringside. Diamond slid into the ring and the others followed and the match was officially underway. Diano caught a running bulldog on Jake Diamond, but got hit with a full nelson slam from Ramplin from behind. Ramplin went for the cover, but Jake Diamond got to his feet and kicked Ramplin off. Ramplin stood up and stared Diamond down and before you knew it, they were trading left and right hands. Ramplin clotheslined Jake Diamond out of the ring but was rolled up by Diano from behind to get the near fall. Diano then got up and hit Ramplin with a beautiful enziguri right to the temple. Diano then turned around and springboarded off the top rope with a crossbody to the outside on Jake Diamond. However with the ref’s back turned, Dylan Page got involved, taking Diano down right on the floor with a Russian leg sweep, before stomping wildly on him along with Honky Tonk Man. The ref eventually turned around and saw what was going on, so he banned Page and HTM from ringside as the crowd cheered on. However Page hit a running knee lift right to the face of Diano before leaving the arena along with HTM. Jake Diamond took advantage of the beating that Diano had just took, and began to work on him, Irish whipping him right into the steel steps. However just then, Ramplin climbed out of the ring and grabbed Diamond by the hair, before turning him around and hitting a double underhook suplex right onto the floor. Ramplin then lifted up Diano and threw him into the ring before following in. Ramplin lifted Diano up and lifted him up by the throat before bringing him down hard with a choke bomb. Ramplin went for the cover but Diano miraculously was up at two. Diamond then rolled into the ring after recovering from that brutal double underhook suplex, but as soon as he stood up, Ramplin ran him over with the “Ram’s Horns”. Ramplin looked as if he was in the driver seat, but Diano came from behind in what he hoped to be the “Diano Dream”, but Ramplin reversed it, turned him around, shoved him back, and then ran him over with the “Ram’s Horns”. Ramplin then fell into the cover but only got the two count when Diamond got up with everything he had and broke the count. Ramplin was furious, as he lifted Diamond up by the throat and slammed him down hard onto the mat. Ramplin then turned around to lift up Diano, but Diano grabbed Ramplin’s legs and rolled him over in a small package that allowed the ref to make the three count!
Match Time: 15:24
James Robinson: HE DID IT!! JOE DIANO HAS JUST WON THE SMW HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP!
Dan Wilson: What a long road this Joe Diano has been on since arriving in SMW, and he has just finally won the championship!
James Robinson: Good for him, he has definitely come a long way since arriving in SMW as our commissioner!
Dan Wilson: And what a night it has been with 2 new champions crowned!
James Robinson: Don’t forget the retirement announcement from Lenny Armstead, as well as the rest of the action-packed excitement that took place tonight.
Dan Wilson: Goodnight folks! See you live next Aggression!
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