JENNA JAMESON
How To Make Love Like A Porn Star, A Cautionary tale
Author: Jenna Jameson with Neil Strauss
Regan Books
Review by: The Force
For crying out loud. It took this long for a book on and from a porn star to come out? Jenna Jameson(real name Jenna Massoli) smacks you in the face with 579 pages of tits and ass in 'How to make love like a porn star, a cautionary tale'.
Let's address the cover.
Dressing up to look like a white trash Marilyn Monroe, Jameson soils the very aspect of sensuality. The book is rated X as it should be with all the references of oral sex, drugs and language.
I'm just not buying into the 'young girl ignored by Daddy, then raped by biker man' made me become a porn star. Jameson turns her victim status into a hunt for greed. Not satisfied with just stripping and doing magazine shoots to make a wealthy living, Jameson, in my opinion wants us to believe that her arm was twisted into going into porn. Not to mention the fact that she ravaged her body with every drug imaginable. And she wants to become a mother??!!!! Great, what we need is another breeder of easy women.
As she rambles on about all the screwed up relationships that she had,(all the men were assholes of course) Jameson bounces around the country like a gypsy and is surprised that every man she is with sooner or later gets jealous of her riding the bologna pony with half of the country. That's what porn stars do, I know it. But it's kind of hypocritical you get pissed off at men not wanting to see their women getting pile driven by other men.
Jameson also touches on the subject of motherhood. Well Jenna, maybe if you weren't so greedy and ass hungry, you'd find a respectable man. How shocked we are to find that you are married to someone in the business.
Jameson complains about breast size and says hers were big enough. But then she went and got implants because the men in the industry said she would be a success if you did. I thought you made your own success in this business?
Isn't porn about how you perform on camera? Men are visual right? Then I want to see technique, positions and 'pop shots'. Not 50 gallon drums bouncing up and down.
The he said she said banter with her brother and other people slow the book down.
Instead of rebelling against a non-affectionate father, rapes and beatings, maybe Jameson could have gone to counseling and the police instead of delving into the dark, seedy world of adult entertainment.
Don't get me wrong, making a living is your god given right, but don't bitch about the way you did it, or the way you were treated, just keep your mouth closed and do what you do best.
Actually, since the only skills you have are with your mouth and body, keep showing the world your insecurity and open wide.
What's next, Jenna Jameson on the Surreal Life?
I'd put money on it.
1 1/2 STARS