Black and white clips of this weeks happenings are shown on the Jumbotron to the tune of "Nobody's Real" by Powerman 5000.Scenes include the Dark Misfits accepting Thumps challenge...The prelude to the Nightmare/Sike confrontation...and a mysterious newcomer.It all ends with pyro being shot from the ringposts and a huge spotlight on our announcers for the evening.
Marc:Another week has passed,and Carnage is here!Jesse,we have a tremendous night of action in store!
JJ:Yeah we do Marc.All hell is likely to break lose in the main event tonight.Thump and Void vs. The Dark Misfits.Then we'll have the"match after the match!" Someone is gonna lose thier title here tonight!
Marc:Yeah but first we have an exiting undercard lined up.Up first is the debuting Nightmare vs. Sike.Sike didn't have alot to say this week.Lets see how he fares in this match.
Sike vs. Nightmare
The lights go out and "Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson echo's throuought the Mid-Hudson Civic Center in Poughkeepsie,NY.Out comes the hulking figure of Nightmare.
Just as he gets in the ring,ICP's Asassins hits,and Sike runs to the ring.He slides underthe bottom rope and begins peppering Nightmare with quick jabs.
Marc:Sike is all over Nighmare with quick jabs...Nightmare with a haymaker that misses.Oh man,Sike with a big dropkick that staggers the big man!
JJ:Sike is using his speed to his advantage!
Another dropkick sends Nightmare to the canvas.He rolls outside to regroup.But dosn't get far enough away...
Marc:Sike with a headfirst suicide dive through the ropes!
Sike lands on top of Nightmare and levels him with right hands.He then rolls back into the ring to break the ref's count.
JJ:Sike goes to whip Nightmare into the steel ringpost....but it's reversed!Sike hits the steel.
Nightmare shakes loose the cobwebs and rams Sikes head into the ring apron before rolling him back in.Once inside,Nighmare whips Sike into the ropes and catches him on the rebound with a HUGE tilt-a-whirl slam.The crowd almost comes out of thier chairs at the impact!He rams Sike's head to the buckles,then sets him up there...
Marc:Huge Superplex!
Nightmare goes for the cover but only gets a two.He kicks Sike in the stomach then runs off the ropes and hits a beautiful swinging neckbreaker.Sike is hurt!
Nightmare puts Sike's head between his legs and motions to finish him off with a powerbomb...
JJ:This could be it for Sike...
Marc:Nighmare hoists him up...but Sike nails him in the head with some big time shots!
Sike then takes him over in a hurricanranna.He follows with a spinning heel kick.He covers...
Marc:One...two...oh,so close!
Sike picks up Nighmare and whips him off the ropes...Nightmare ducks a clothesline...Sike turns...
Marc:SPEAR! Spear by Nightmare!
JJ:Nightmare is going for the Soul Catcher....this one's gonna be over!
Marc:He picks him up....but Sike flips over top...Nightmare turns...
JJ:SIKEOUT!!!
Sike goes for the cover...One...two...th
JJ:What the hell?Kronoc just pulled the ref out of the ring!
Marc:Yeah but here comes Thump and boy is he pissed!
Kronoc turns just in time to see Thump nail him with a huge right hand.He's staggered.In an attempt to escape,Kronoc jumps on the ring apron...Thump follows.
In the ring,Sike is livid!He grabs Nightmare and whips him into the ropes...but Nightmare reverses...
Marc:...and Sike runs right into Thump!
Nightmare then grabs a staggered Sike and nails the Soul Catcher!
JJ:ONE,TWO,THREE! Oh no,Sike got robbed by the damn Misfits again!
Ring announcer:You'r winner @ 5:34...Nightmare!
Thump and Sike run the heels out of the ring.On the stage,Dark Exile and AnarKy wave at Sike and Thump,mocking them.
Marc:One of these days,those Misfits will get the beating that they have coming to them!
JJ:You can say that again...how many times have thier opponents gotten a raw deal beacause of outside interference?
Marc:Too many to count.But right now we have to go.We'll be right back after this speacial message from Anarchy-One!
(AC/DC's classic "Thunderstruck" plays in the background to several violent A1W images.The voiceover then begins just as the demonic chants of the song kick in...)
Narrator:There is a storm coming to Anarchy-One.On Sunday night,May the 4th,it will crush everything in it's path.None will be safe and all will be....(just as the lyrics kick in...)"Thunderstruck!"
(The images of the Dark Misfits causing havoc,Thump nailing "Road Rash" and Nuts hitting the bronco buster on a puking Nate Sanders play as the riffing of the song continues.)
Narrator:Anarchy-One Wrestling presents Thunderstruck,live from the UIC Pavillion in Chicago,Illinois.Catch all the action on May 4th @ 7 PM Central.Or you may just become...."Thunderstruck!"
Marc:Ok fans we are back and Nate Sanders is in the ring?What the hell...this isn't on my format!
The cameras go to the ring where The Prodigy is on the mic.
Nate:Everyone saw my celebration this week.I ran that drunken slob Nuts out of here!And I'm eyeing the world title next.And to all of the boys in the back,none of you can hang with the Prodigy,I'll take you all out in time!
The crowd starts chanting "wheres you'r dress!wheres you'r dress!" This pisses Nate off to the point to where he's stomping around the ring.Suddenly new muisc fills the civic center and the figure of A1W's newest wrestler,Rift comes trhough the curtain.
Rift:Hey cross dresser,I 'v been hearing you in the back,and you talk like a real tough guy.You don't look that tough to me.Rift is here tonight for one reason...that's to make a name for myself.And it just happens to be you'r lucky night.Ref ring the bell!
JJ:Oh man! We have an impromtu match I love live tv!
The Prodigy" Nate Sanders vs. Rift
Rift catches Nate off gaurd with some huge right hands.He then rakes his eyes and slams him to the mat.
JJ:He's going to the top already!
Rift leaps off the top rope and nails a missle dropkick.
He turned the Prodigy inside out!
The crowd is going wild as Rift piledrives Nate and gets a two count.He sets Nate up and dropkicks him in the back of the head.Nate rolls onto the mat on his stomach,kicking his legs in pain.
Rift keeps up the assault with a half crab.He locks on this hold and pries back with some awe inspiring pressure.
JJ:Nate is about to tap.Ah man,what an embarrassment to The Prodigy!
Marc:The ref is checking with San.....hey wait!Lexie just raked Rifts eyes with her fingernails!
Rift writhes in pain on the canvas as Sanders regains his senses.
JJ:How many times has that wench saved Sanders ass!?
Sanders rakes Rift's eyes across his boots then stomps him on the back of the head.He goes for a huge powerbomb...
Marc:Nate nailed the powerbomb!Rift is down!
Nate slumps in the corner,still hurt from the previous onslought by Rift.He grabs Rift and whips him into the ropes....big clothesline!Nate is in control now.He sets Rift on the top rope and hits a big superplex.He goes for the cover...
Marc:One...two...No,Rift kicks out!
Nate distracts the referee as Lexie starngles Rift on the apron.She lets go just as the ref turns around.Sanders follows up with a kneedrop to the head and locks Rift in a reverse chinlock.Rift looks to be going out.
JJ:Nate let him go,he's getting on the mic...what is he thinking!?
Nate:This just goes to show all you morons that no one can beat "The Prodigy." This new guy comes in here and I put him to sleep!
Marc:Yeah,like he puts us to sleep,ha!
He turns back to Rift....
Marc:small package by Rift...one...two...oh,I thought he had him!
This enrages Sanders who clotheslines Rift to the mat.The climbs to the top rope...and Rift falls into the ropes,crotching Nate!
JJ:Well,Nate did say that he got Nuts!
Rift is now rejuvenated.He climbs up with Nate...hurricanranna off the top!He goes for the cover...two count only!He follows up with a swinging neckbreaker and hip tosses Nate across the ring.
Marc:Nates begging off!
Rift has none of it,he moves in closer.Nate takes him down and puts his feet on the ropes as he covers...one...two...th,Rift kicks out!Nate almost stole that one!
As the referee seperates the two wrestlers,Nate lowblows Rift.
JJ:What a cheapshot!
Nate then puts Rift on the top rope.He climbs up...but Rift hits him with rights...hooks his head...
Marc:Tornado DDT!One...two...three!
You'r winner @ 12:33...Rift!
JJ:Great first win for Rift!He really looks promising.
Marc:Yeah and Sanders is stomping around the ring like a little baby!He really ran Rift out of town didn't he!
The crowd is really on Nate now as he stomps up the ramp and through the curtain.
Well ladies and gentlemen,that sets us up for tonight's main event.This one promises to be a real "barn burner" right now we have a speacial video for you,then we'll go to Mary Snow in the back with the two men who laid down thechallenge...Thump and Void!
"Random Acts of Sensless Violence" by Anthrax plays to images of the Thump/Misfits fued.Including shots of Thump being thrown through the sreen at Genesis,Void being cheated out of the TV belt,and all of the sickening chairshots this fued has brung.The video ends with the scene of all four men beaten on the canvas.
font color="white">The camera opens on Mary Snow in the back with Thump and Void.
Mary:Thump it all comes to a head tonight.You finally get Dark Exile and AnarKy in the ring.What are you'r thoughts?
Thump:My thoughts are,me and Void are gonna end this thing once and for all.You know,Misfits...you have been running roughshod for far too long around here.And the new sheriff in town is going to take you boys down!
Mary:Void,how do you feel about getting another shot at the TV title should you win?
Void:Mary,all I have to say is that TV belt will be mine by the end of this broadcast.And champ,don't you worry,cause I got you'r back.You won't have to defend that belt here tonight!
Mary:Sounds like we have a couple confident challengers here tonight.Back to you Marc and Jesse
Thump and Void vs. Dark Exile and AnarKy.
As the ring announcer starts his intro,Thump and Void run to the ring,not waiting for thier music.
JJ:Ah,these men mean business!
All of a sudden,Dark Exile's music hits the speakers and the misfits come out from the curtain.They slowly walk to the ring,using stalling tactics to iritate Thump and Void.
Marc:Thump and Void have had enough!They are going out after the Misfits!
Void throws AnarKy into a row of chairs and climbs the gaurdrail...
JJ:Void with a legdrop off of the rail!
The fight then goes down the aisle and into the Carnage set where Thump throws Dark Exile through the metal set.Darky writhes in the ruins!
JJ:Redemption for Thump!
The referee finally gets all four competitors in the ring and into nuetral corners.Thump takes over on Dark Exile.
Huge right hands stagger DE.Thump whips him across the ring and follows in with a big clothesline.AnarKy tries to step in to stop the violence.Thump uses this to his teams advantage by holding DE's arm while Void leaps onto it.Void dropkicks Exile into his corner where he tags Anarky.
Anarky rushes Void who takes him down with a drop toehold.He sets Anarky on the ropes and rushes...
Marc:AnarKy backdrops Void to the floor!
Dark Exile uses this to his teams favor.While Anarky destarcts the ref,he rams Void's back into the apron.An injured Void is rolled back in.
Anarky whips Void in and powerslams him to the mat.He stomps the #1 threat to his tv belt with violent kicks.He tags to DE and a double powerbomb follows!
JJ:Void had better tag quick!
Dark Exile tears into Void.He unleashes every move in his arsenal on the challenger except for one.
Marc:Fade to black....wait Void flips over Darkys head...Rolls him up...one...two...three!
You'r winner @ 9:33 and advancing to a title match with Anarky...Void!
Anarky kicks violently at Void.He picks him up and nails a backbreaker.A two count follows.
Anarky suplexes Void and goes to the top...
Marc:Elbowdrop off the top connects,this one is over...NO! Void kicks out.
Anarky shoves the ref.He then picks up Void and presses him high over head
CRASH!
Void splats on the canvas.Anarky nails the gorilla slam again.
But Void refuses to stay down! Void reaches the ropes, and pulls himself off the mat, just as he gets his balance back, he get a big boot to the face. Anarky picks Void up by the head...Snapmare! Void is hurt. Anarky mocks Void, and Void continues to fight, he slowly stands to his feet, and begins hitting AnarKy with hard rights. Anarky is stunned, Void get all the momentum he can, runs off the ropes, and...HURRICANRANA! Anarky tries to get up, but Void stomps him back into the ground. Void runs off the ropes once more, and hits Anarky with a front flip. Anarky is in bad shape, but Void is pushing it, he wants AnarKy to hurt, he gets AnarKy in position....
Marc- " DRAGON CLUTCH!! DRAGON CLUTCH."
JJ- "ITS OVER.
Anarky begins to cry out in pain as Void begins to pull back on AnarKys legs even farther. AnarKy refuses to tap, but after several seconds, AnarKy can take it no longer. AnarKy taps on the ring floor.
Your Winner @ 5 min. 13 sec, and NEW CHAMPION!!! VOID
JJ- "We have the second TV champ in A1. lets see if he can hold it."
Marc- "The faces now have a chance to rule this fed, tey have both titles, with will probly lead to new members Jessy."
JJ-" Yes, well we will just have to watch and see what these athletes will do next time ON CARNAGE!
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