Images of Thump and Void reining supreme fill the screen of the Jumbotron as over 7,000 screaming,rabid fans go crazy in the Bayfront Center in St.Petersburg,Fl.The camera goes to ringside where Marc and Jesse are waiting as always to call all of the action.
Marc:Hello wrestling fans,welcome to another week of Carnage in Anarchy-One.We have an explosive night of action for you,headlined by the steetfight for the World Heavyweight title!
JJ:Yeah but the real story here is that the balance of power here in A1W might have shifted last week.Thump and Void took the only title that the Dark Misfits own and tonight,they have a chance to take thier pride as well.Both face Misfit opponents tonight.
Marc:Yes they do.But thats enough from us here.Lets go up to the ring for our first match.Kronoc and Kobrahave been like mad dogs at each others throats since arriving here three weeks ago.Tonight they meet in a cold,hard,steel cage match!
Steel Cage match:Kobra vs. Kronoc
The cage that hangs high above the ring slowly begins to lower. The cage is secured, and the door is unlocked. "Death Blooms" hits the PA, and Kobra walks out from back stage, as he makes his way down the ramp, and to the ring, there is a mixed reaction from the fans. He stops at the cage, and looks around, looking at the cage structure. He then climbs the steel steps, and into the ring. He finds his place at the opposite side of the ring.
Several seconds pass, and "Bwomp" begins to play on the PA. Kronoc makes his way out of the locker rooms in a blind rage. He stops on the ramp, and the lights go out, soon after, the lights flash back on, and he is standing in the ring. Around the ring, Darky and Anarky patrol the cage.
Marc:You would think that Kobra would fear the
misfits arrival.
Jessie:Thats not really Kobra's style.
The door shuts, and the ref wraps the chains about the door, and locks it. The two wrestlers lock up, and the bell rings. Kronoc puts Kobra in a head lock, but is soon punched in the stomach two times, he releases his grip, and stumbles back a few steps. Kobra takes advantage of Kronocs pain, and does a leg sweep, Kronoc falls to the ground. Kobra grinds the tred of his combat boot into the face of Kronoc, Kronoc's arms flap wildly, and Kobra stops his assult. Kobra follows up with a leg drop. Kronoc makes it to his feet, only to be closelined back to the ground. Kronoc begins to grow mad, and grabs Kobras leg, and BITES IT!!
Marc:We knew Kronoc was wierd, but biting?"
Jessie:He is a member of the misfits, expect
anything.
Kronoc gets to his feet, and drop kicks Kobra in the chest. He then grabs Kobras leg and locks in a figure four leg lock! Kronoc grabs the ropes to get more leverage. Kobra lets out a cry of pain, and begins to set up. Kobra sets up, and turns the figure for over, reversing the move. Kronoc is now the one in pain, and Kobra continues to put pressure on the move. After about half a minute, Koba releases the move, gets to his feet, and begins to kick Kronocs left leg. He then turns Kronoc on his stomach, and puts him in a half crab, hurting Kronocs left leg. Kobra continues to hurt Kronocs left leg. Kronoc begins to go into a daze from the pain. After a few minutes, Kronoc passes out on the ring floor.
Marc:Oh no, the misfits are climbing up the side of the ring to assist Kronoc.
Kobra releases the move, and begins to climb up the side opposing the misfits. The misfits reach the ring just as Kobra reaches the top of the cage, Dark Exile makes a jump for Kobras leg. Kobra shakes Darky off, and climbs over the side of the ring, sending Darky to the ring. Darky falls on his back in the middle of the ring. And Kobra jumps to the floor.
Your winner @ 14 min 7 sec. KOBRA
Kobra makes his way to the locker room, only stopping to turn and smirk at the misfits.
Marc:Wow,another loss for the misfits.Thats not a good sign of things to come.
JJ:No it isn't.We'll see how they rebound from this loss right after this comercial break.
The stunning Mary Snow appears on the screen wearing the new Thump t-shirt.
Mary:Hey wrestling fans Anarchy-One is proud to bring you the new Thump t-shirt.Available in sizes L,XL and XXL,and of course in the size I'm wearing small!
(The shirt hugs Mary's ample chest giving the caera quite the nice view of well,nearly everything.She turns showing us the back of the shirt.)
Mary:Look,theres the champ on the front hitting Darky with "Road Rash." And on the back it says "a man's got to know his limitations."
Mary:All this for only $19.95.Let us cover you'r body with theA1W signature t-shirt series!
JJ:DAMN!She can cover my body anythime.Hey Mary,can you do that turn again...I think I missed ithe first time!
Marc:Not now Jesse,we hve a job to do!
JJ:You'r no fun Marc!Always business,never pleasure.
Marc:Just like our next mtach between Void and AnarKy,no pleasure as both mean prepare for the "3 Levels of Hell!"
The camera flashes back to the ring, and the AnarKy cages begin to lower. The referees lock in the cages, and unlock the door.
Marc:I heard the Cammish was a little angry after
hearing about this challenge, as you know, the Cammish is
what some would call cheap.
JJ:Watch it Marc, if you mouth the Cammish, he could
fire you, and we would have more money, besides, if you
would pay attention in the staff meetings, you would
know that the fed is short on money, it seems the
people that were buying the Nuts video overseas are
sending foreign money.
Marc:Can we just get this match going?
VOID VS ANARKY
The fans go wild as "Voices" hits the PA. The TV champ takes no time to get to the ring. He runs down the exit ramp, opens the cage door, and jumps into the caged ring. He makes his way to the other side of the ring, and awaits AnarKy.
JJ:Void looks determined, this should be a good
match.
Marc:Yes, I agree, he seems focused.
The lights go out, and "Superbeast" hits the PA. After several seconds, the lights come back on, and AnarKy is standing infront of the cage door about the enter the ring.
Void runs towards the cage door!
Marc:Missle Drop Kick...what a way to start
the match.
JJAnarKy never even made it in the ring!
The bell dings, and befor the refs can control the two men, they exit the ring, and begin beating the hell out of each other with hard punches. AnarKy wins the brawl, and he begins to make his way up the cage!
Marc:What the hell is he doing!
JJ...climbing to the top of the cage apparently...
It only takes a few seconds before Void makes his way to the top of the cage after AnarKy.AnarKy kicks at Void trying to make him lose his grip.AnarKy makes it to the top of the first cage, he then procedes to climb the second, Void follows only seconds behind him.
JJ:THERE GOING TO FIGHT ON THE TOP CAGE?!?!
Marc:Really?! Thanks for pointing that out for us
Jesse.
JJ:Shut up and do what your paid to do.
Anarky reaches the top of the second cage, and begins to kick Void. Void almost falls off the cage, not because of AnarKy's assult, but because he has grabbed a strand of barbed wire attached to the inside of the second cage. AnarKy makes his way to the top of the third cage where he waits for Void. Void struggles to make it to the top with a cut hand, but finally does.
Marc:What a dirty cheater, AnarKy just pulled brass knucks from his boot leg.
Void makes it to his feet,and AnarKy rushes at him, Void ducks just in time,and sticks out his arm.
JJ:Oh, that was quite possibly the most brutal clothesline I have EVER seen. He just knocked AnarKy's head off.
Void positions himself STANDING MOONSAULT! AnarKy is hurt. Void grabs AnarKy by the head, and...WAIT REVERSAL... AnarKy gets in position...
Marc:FALL OF SOCIETY, FALL OF SOCIETY, FALL OF
SOCIETY!!!
JJ:OH MY GOD, VOID JUST WENT THROUGH TWO LAYERS OF
THE CAGE!!
Marc:Void has just landed on a large strand of
barb-wire, on the floor of the second cage. OH MY GOD,
AnarKy just hit a flying elbow from the top of the
third cage to the floor of the second cage!!
JJ:The match has only been going for 4 minutes, and
these guys are already in bad shape.
AnarKy makes it to his feet first, Void shortly after struggles to get to his feet. AnarKy grabs a 2X4 wrapped in barb-wire, and begins laying into Void with it, Void spears AnarKy to the ground, picks up the 2X4 and returns the favor, AnarKy is loosing a lot of blood. AnarKy cries out in pain, and Void continues to hit him in the face. AnarKy takes Voids legs out from under him, and Void falls to the mesh cage. Anarky grabs a strand of barb wire, and begins rubbing it on Voids head. Void screams out in pain, and struggles to throw AnarKy to the floor of the cage. Void kicks AnarKy in the stomach, and sends him flying. Void quickly gets to his feet, and rams AnarKys head into the side of the cage.
Marc:Both men are loosing a lot of blood Jesse,I
dont know how long they can both keep fighting at this
intensity.
JJ:Yes, but if you look closely, it seems Void is in
control.
Void rams AnarKys head into the cage a few more times, befor AnarKy falls to the mesh floor. Void stands over AnarKy and brings his thumb slowly across his throat.
JJ:DRAGON CLUTCH, Void is going to try to weaken AnarKy for the win.
Void locks in the Dragon Clutch, and begins pulling forward on AnarKy's legs. AnarKy cries in agony as Void pulls forward even more.
Void keeps the hold on anarKy for close to a minute befor letting go. Void gets to his feet, and climbs the second ladder, he then begins to climb the ladder in the third cage, Void is now on top of the cage, he takes a sit, and catches his breath as he waits for AnarKy. Anarky struggles to reach his feet, he slowly maeks his way to the ladder, and climbs to the third cage. There he begins to climb to the top.
Void gets to his feet befor AnarKy can get to the top of the cage. AnarKy makes it to the top of the third cage, and the two begin to pummel each other agin. AnarKy once agin wins the brawl, but Void only stumbles back towards the edge of the cage. They exchange a few more punches, but Voids punches are useless, and he once agin get knocks closer to the edge of the cage. AnarKy gets in a 3 point stace position and !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Marc:..........................SPEAR.....OFF THE TOP
OF THE CAGE!
JJ:HOLY HELL, THERE COMING THIS WAY.
The two wrestlers fall through Jesse,and Marc's announcers table smashing the equipment.Void breaks through the table, and AnarKy lays lifeless on top of him.
You'r Winner @ 11:42...AnarKy...I guess!
Marc and Jesse make their way to the mics.
JJ:Well, I hope we get a new table for next week.
Marc:I hope these two guys are ALIVE!
Jessy:Can we get some paramedics out here?
The paramedics make their way to the ring with two stretchers.They load up the two men, and carry them off.
JJ:Wow!What a match!I can't believe we just saw that.
Marc:I fear for the welfare of both men after that brutal onslaught.Only in A1W do you see something that "over the top!"
JJ:What now?I'm at a loss for words.
Marc:Well now is the only thing that could possibly top the 3 levels of hell...Thump,Nightmare and the parking lot.There is no audience,and the World title is on the line.
JJ:I'v got goosebumps!
Streetfight:A1W World Champion Thump vs. Nightmare!
As the camera opens Nightmare is already in the parking lot.He has been pacing there for hours.Suddenly the sound of a Harley can be heard from the other side of the building.Nightmare prepares himself as the noises gets louder.
The bike scretches around the corner,and Nightmare is there to meet it.He clotheslines Thump off the bike as it comes to a stop.
JJ:Ambush by Nightmare!
Nightmare keeps up the assault,nailing the helmeted rider with stiff kicks to the ribs.He rps the helmet off...
IT'S NUTS,NOT THUMP!
Suddenly Thump comes out of a side door and nails Nightmare from behind!
JJ:It was a ruse all along!Thump and Nuts have just played Nightmare and the rest of the Misfits!
Thump puts the boots to Nightmare as Nuts salutes him nd walks away.The crowd can be heard going wild inside as they watch on the jumbotron.
Thump continues with a slam on the pavemnt.He chokes Nightmare on the ground.
Marc:The object of this match is to be the only man standing...so I guess Thump has the right idea in strangling Nightmare.
Nightmare retaliates by punching Thump in the throat.Thump falls to his knees.
Nightmare goes and grabs a garbage can and mangles it over Thumps head.
JJ:Thump is busted open!
Nightmare backs off to get his wind,then throws Thump across the parking lot.
Marc:They are going across the street!What the hell?
The two competitors brawl across the street and ram each other into the wall of a convenience store.
JJ:Does that window say "Quickie-Mart?"
Nightmare runs at Thump who....
Marc:HIPTOSS THROUGH THE PLATEGLASS WINDOW!!!
Thump and the cameraman climb though the mess of broken glas where Nightmare lay.Thump mounts him and lays into Nightmare with violent punches.
Thump follows by hurling Nightmare through an Coke display.Soda spews everywhere!
By this time,a small Indian man,obviously the night cleck,runs over to stop the violence.
Mr Obugaboo:You to get out of my quickie-mart now...I'm calling zee police!
Nightmare responds by nailing the clerk with a huge right hand,knocking him unconscious!
JJ:Oh no!That's a lawsuit!
Nightmare is rejuvenated and starts nailing Thump with lefts and rights.He rocks Thump.....
Marc:Spear!Nightmare spears Thump through the glass beverage cooler!
JJ:This match has degenerated into a huge mess!
Nighmare is in control now.He grabs Thump and throws him into the three day old hot dogs!
Sirens are heard in the background.
JJ:Oh no,they better get out of there!
Just as Nightmare prepares to crash a beer bottle across Thump's head,Thump retaliates with a low blow.
The police move in and take the two wrestlers down as the A1W Cammish tries to explain whats going on.
Marc:The Cammish dosn't look happy.
JJ:They're cuffing Thump and Nighmare and taking them away!
A1W Cammish:Don't worry guys.I'll get you out.Somehow.
The cammish falls to the pavement with his face in his hands as the cars take the two gladiators to the "big house."
Marc:Well Jesse,what now?
JJ:I don't know.Other than were out of time...and in alot of trouble.
The camera fades as lights flash and sirens scream in the backgound.
