Atlanta's Omni explodes with pyrotechnics and smoke.Not sicne the "Last Battle of Atlanta" have so many fans jammed the old arena.The A1W cameras scan the builing as well as the ominous cell that hangs high over the ring.At ringside are our faithfull announce crew Marc Brown and Jesse James.
Marc:Jesse,we had a hell of a week last week.With twenty foot falls and arrests.How are we gonna top it this week?
JJ:Well I Marc I only got four words for ya...hell in tha cell!The most barbaric match in the industry.And two of the industries sickest...Thump and Nightmare !It's all on the line tonight.
Marc:We got too much action to set and listen to us.Lets get down to ringside.
The Old School Assasins vs. Nightmare and Cerebrus
"Wish" by NIN blasts and the Assasins come to the ring to the roar of the crowd.
Marc:Wait,the heels attack in the aisle!
Nightmare and Cerbrus ram Starr into the gaurdrail and doubleteam Ramirez.
JJ:No!House speaker to the leg of Ramirez!He's hurt!
Nightmre and Cerbrus stomp the Butchers injured leg until officials come out to break it up.They celebrate as the Butcher is carried off.
JJ:This match is over,and Butcher's led is probably broken!
Marc:Leave it to those damn Misfits to ruin a match!
But as the two laugh at thier misdeeds,Aaron Starr attacks them both from behind.He cracks thier heads together and sends them both into the ring.
The officials try to stop him from getting in.Starr responds by going outside and grabbing the ringbell.He rings it and jumps in the ring.
Immediatly,the heels doubleteam him.
Marc:Dammit ref,get one of them in a neutral corner!
Finally,the ref restores order and Cerbrus takes over on Starr.He hits a snap suplex that jarrs Starr's lower back.He follows with a legdrop and a quick cover.
JJ:To early
A scoop slam later and he tags the big man.Nightmare hits a big sidewalk slam on Aaron and climbs to the top rope...
Marc:Big man's gonna fly...
But Nightmare misses the splash and Starr is to his feet.He nails a dropkick.A second one floors Nightmare.Dazed,Nightmare props himself up on the ropes...Starr runs...
Marc:spinning heel kick sends both men over the top.Keep you'r eye on Cerebrus...
Cerebrus leaps over the top with a plancha that hits both his partner and Starr.All three men splat on the floor!
The crowd chants...
Fans:A1W!A1W!A1W!
Cerebrus is up first and rolls Starr back in.He hits a shoulderbreaker and goes for another cover.Two count only!
Cerebrus makes a tag to Nighmare.Nightmare sends Starr into the ropes...Starr ducks under the clothesline...Nightmare rebounds off the far side ropes....SPEAR!
JJ:You could hear the smack of flesh all the way in the cheapseats on that one!
Nightmare and Cerebrus are in TOTAL control now.They double team Starr for what seems like an eternity.
Marc:They send him in,duck thier heads...oh double DDT by Starr!
Starr finally gets a breather.He nails both men with right hands and a pair of hip tosses.He bounds off the ropes for a flying clothesline on both....
JJ:Cerebrus just pulled the ref into Aaron's clothesline!He's out!
Starr slams Cerebrus and hits him with a legdrop from the second turnbuckle.He goes for the pin,but there is no referee.Nightmare breaks it up with a elbowdrop to the back of the head.
JJ:Wait,listen to that music...listen to that engine...it's Thump!
Thump rides onto the ramp.distracting Nightmare.Nightmare challenges the champ to get in the ring.
Marc:Starr with a rollup from behind!The ref is awake....one...two...Cerebrus breaks up the three count with a standing DDT!
JJ:ONE...TWO...THREE!
Your winners @ 11:12...Nightmare and Cerebrus!
The heels celebrate thier win as Thump peels back to the dressing room.Starr looks exaughsted on the mat.
Marc:Well I hope thier happy in thier victory...it only took bothof them to beat Starr!
JJ:Yeah Marc,but wins here in A1W have hardly ever been clean.Dirty wrestling thus far has been the name of the game.
Marc:Speaking of dirty wrestling,AnarKy is up next.He'll take on Sike.
AnarKy vs. Sike
ICP's Assasins hits as Sike comes through the curtain.He looks ready for a war.
AnarKy follows to the tune of "Superbeast" by Rob Zombie.He steps through the ropes,and it's on!
Sike with big forearm shots to the head.He's got AnarKy realing.He grabs him by his blue mohawk and beals him across the ring.
JJ:Damn!Thats gotta hurt!
Sike slams the big man and chokes him until the referee breaks it up.
Marc:Man,Sike is wound up tight tonight!
Sike goes up top...and connects with a missle dropkick.Everthing is going in his favor...
Marc:Lowblow by AnarKy...that'll make ya cry mommy!
Any momentum Sike had is gone now,as AnarKy rakes his bootlaces across Sike's eyes.If that weren't enough...he ties Sike up in the "tree of woe" and does one of the most heinous things ever seen in an A1W ring...
JJ:He's standing on his groin!Holy mother of God!
Sike is screaming in pain.AnarKy is really enjoying himself now.He whips Sike into the buckles so hard that the ring actually moves a couple of inches!
Sike slumps in the corner and AnarKy goes and puts his boot overhis throat.The ref backs them out of the corner and back to the middle.Anarky is ready to finish this...
Marc:He's calling for the "fall of society!" Wait...here comes Void!
JJ:This can't be good!
Void slides in the ring.He takes one look at AnarkY and one look at Sike.
JJ:What the hell?Void just powerbombed Sike!
Marc:Void got AnarKy disqualified!
Winner by DQ...Sike @ 3:31!
AnarKy and Void now exchange blows in mid-ring.Void nails him eith a ddt.
JJ:Here come the misfits!
Sike and Void fend off the intruding Misfits with hard shots as they try to get in the ring for a measure of revenge.
A left from Sike sends Dark Exile to the floor.A right from Void does the same for Kronoc.Finally,AnarKy rolls out.
Marc:Well the Misfits just got an asskicking from two great lightheavies.Go ahead boys run away licking you'r wounds!
As the Dark Misfits walk away,Sike taps Void on the shoulder to extend a hand of friendship...he startles Void...
Marc:SUPERKICK FROM VOID!
Void not realizing that it was Sike,thought he was being attacked.He leaves the ring before any more damage can be caused.
JJ:He didn't do that on purpose did he?
Marc:I don't think so.Either way,I have a feeling that Sike won't be happy about it when he regains consciousness!
JJ:At least the misfits got thiers!
Marc:I'm being told from the back that we have to go to commercial.When we come back it's the final battle between Nuts and The Prodigy!
The camera opens to the shot last week of AnarKy spearing Void off the cage and thru a table.Other hardcore shots appear as the voiceover starts...
First there was Carnage.As the A1W craze began to sweep the land,Carnage reigned supreme.Now a hardcore show the likes of which you have never seen will take to the airwaves on Friday night April 11...FATAL FRIDAY! Watch history made as two men Void and AnarKy make wrestling history in a "four corners of pain" match.What will happen as we draw closer to Thunderstruck?Watch Fatal Friday at 8:00 Eastern to find out.Only on the Anarchy Television Network!
Marc:Jesse,Fatal Friday is gonna be some kind of awesome show!
JJ:Oh yeah,bring on the violence baby.Big poppa's ready for that Four Corners match.
Marc:But this night is still young,and we have a match up next that is sure to blow the roof off this place...
Marc: A lot of people have been looking forward to this next match. It's the "final confrontation" between Nuts and Nate.
JJ: I for one am definitely interested in seeing if it's red or blue.
Marc: Ummmmm we can't mention that stuff anymore so let's go to the ring shall we.
California Love sounds through the auditorium for about 30 seconds before it's drowned out by where's your dress chants from the audience. Well all except for what appears to be a prodigy fan club sitting around the ring. Everyone of them dressed in a red or blue dress. They're holding signs saying things like "I've got something Lexie doesn't." " Give me some loving Prodigy." and a few other more graphic things that the censors have to bleep out since it's network TV.
Marc: Well looks like some lovely ladies have gotten together to defend The Prodigy here. I must say that it is a quite attractive fan club.
JJ: I think you need to look again there Marc.
Marc: OH MY GOD they're men. Everyone in Nate's fan club is a man in a dress. I don't think he's gonna like this at all.
"One bourbon..." begins to pulse through the crowd, and Nut's walks out on to the stage. He pauses and looks around just long enough to almost lose his balance from swinging his head to much. Then resolutely marches to the ring. Well if you can call staggering so bad he bounces off the side rails marching. Nuts climbs up to the ring apron and turns around to look at Lexie he reaches for the helm of his kilt.
JJ He's gonna flash Lexie quick everyone cover your eyes or you'll be blind.
Marc: Don't worry so much JJ Nate took care of that.
Indeed he does, even before Nutz can lift his kilt Nate hits him with a double hammer blow from behind. The force of the blow drives him off the mat and into the guardrail. Stunned Nutz starts to turn only to find Nate has already followed him to ringside. Nate begins to throw several punches into the head of Nutz.
JJ: Well looks like Nate has control of this match early. He's really laying them in there.
Marc: I don't know it's hard to stun a drunk with a few punches to the head.
Even as Marc says it Nutz drops his head and drives it into Nate slamming him back first into the ring post. Both men are a little stunned and slowly roll into the ring. Nate gets to his feet first and starts to work on Nutz with a few stomps. He picks him up and throws him into the ropes Nutz comes off into a Harlem Sidekick. Nutz drops like a stone. Regaining some of his arrogance Nate goes to the rope to holler at the fans wearing dresses. When he turns around it's to see Nutz standing right behind him.
JJ: That sidekick hurt Nutz look his eyes are unfocused.
Marc: Ummmmmm it is Nutz. It could just be the fact he's drunk.
Nutz pulls out his patented eye poke that has Nate rubbing his face. Nutz throws a few right hands the tosses Nate into the corner. He follows him in and climbs to the second turnbuckle.The fans count right along with the punches to the head. When they reach ten Nutz jumps down grabs Nate behind the head and tosses him to the canvas.
JJ: He's got him set up for the peoples stagger. I think this is gonna be it.
Marc: Wait what's Lexie doing she's got a chair.
Nutz starts his run to the ropes and when he comes off them he loses his balance. He falls right into Nates groin. This would probably finish the match except for the fact Lexie had slid the chair into Nate who covered that area with it. Nutz takes the chair hard rolling off to the side his eyes rolled up into his head. Nate leaps to his feet and energetically begins to stomp the Scotsman into the mat. Growing tired of this Nate sets him up and delivers a brainbuster that shakes the mat. Then he starts to let the crowd get to him and once again starts to yell about their Where's your dress chant.
Marc: What are they doing everyone of his fan club just turned their backs on Nate.
JJ: Oh shit they're mooning him, and none of them is wearing underwear.
Written across they're cheeks are the words NUTZ RULEZ. Nate starts to climb out of the ring only to be pulled back in by a revived Nutz. After a kick to the midsection and a two thunderous DDT's Nutz once more sends Nate to the corner. This time though Nate hits the turnbuckles and falls. The crowd erupts as Nutz smiles and charges.
Marc: Oh no not another broncobuster.
JJ: I hope the cleaning crew brought some puke buckets.
Nutz charges and leaps in the air.
Marc: He got his foot up Nate got his foot up.
JJ: Oh man now that's the man pain there.
Nate groggily climbs to his feet sets up a retching Nutz and hits the Last Rites. He gets the easy 1.....2...3 as Nutz lies on the mat grasping his injured manhood. Lexie climbs into the ring and holds up Nates hand in victory. Nate whispers to her she smiles and lays a heel into Nutz. Now it's Nutz's turn to puke on the mat as the pain courses through his body overriding even the alcohol.
Marc: Man this is just disturbing I'm betting every man watching this is cringing.
JJ: And every female is smiling. I think we need to move on now. This is just to painful.
Winner in 9:45 The Prodigy Nate Sanders
Marc:They really bring out the best in each other.It's a shame that there will be no more Nuts vs. Prodigy.
JJ:Yeah,as great as that match was though,we've only just begun...
Marc:Thats right.Last week,Thump and Nightmare ended up behind bars.This week they are behind bars again,but by thier own choosing.The Hell in a Cell match is next after this...
A video of the WILD Thump vs. Nightmare fued is shown to the tune of Pantera's "I'm Broken." Not a single base is missed on this great video,as the clips of thier hotdog smashing,glass breaking convenience store brawl is shown as well as behind the scenes stuff of thier "lock up." It all ends with a graphic of both men staring coldly into each other eyes as the camera goes back to the arena.
Hell in a Cell match Thump vs. Nightmare for the Anarchy-One World Heavyweight Championship.
The evil looking cage lowers as the fans begin to anticipate the carnage that awaits.
"Dope Show" by Manson breaks the silence as the huge Nightmare comes out again.His all white eyes are intimidating.
JJ:He looks like he's showing no ill effects of the match he had earlier!
Marc:Well if anyone can pull off to high profile matches in one night,it's Nightmare.
Suddenly the lights go out and "Blood Red Skies" by Judas Priest echoes through the place.A spotlight hits and Thump rides to the ring.
JJ:The champ looks ready to fight!
Thump looks Nightmare square into those evil looking eyes and the two exchange some words that could only be heard on Russell Simmons Def Comedy Jam.
Marc:Man those two 6'6ers are having an intense staredown.I'm getting goosebumps.
Thump lays the belt at Nightmares feet,kind of symbolic of drawing a line in the sand.The bell rings.
Thump ducks a right,he lands two of his own and slams Nightmare.Nightmare back up,runs at Thump who backdrops him to the canvas.He follows with a big boot that nearly decapitates Nightmare.Nightmare rolls out.Thump follows.
As he climbs through the ropes,Nightmare grabs a handfull of his long hair and throws him down hard on his side off the apron.He stomps the champ hard.
JJ:What a brawl already!
Nightmare whips Thump who reverses it sending Nightmare into the cell.
Nightmare tastes the steel first!
As Thump closes in,Nightmare catches him with a back elbow to the head.He follows by slamming Thump's head into the mesh.They both roll inside.
Once inside they exchange right hands until Thump gets the better of it.He rocks Nightmares world with a big clothesline and hits a snap suplex.He motions for his finish.
JJ:Surely he's not going for it yet.
Marc:Thump trying to end this one early...he leaps...Roadrash misses!
Thump clutches his abdomen on the mat as Nightmare regains his wits.
Nightmare hits a big right between Thump's eyes and kicks him into the corner.He then chokes the champ out with his foot.Tiring of this game,Nightmare whips Thump into the ropes and hits a big shoulderblock,sending Thump to the canvas.He goes for the cover but only gets a two count.
JJ:That missed moonsault took all the wind out of Thump's sails!
Nightmare whips Thump into the far side ropes and takes him over with a beauty of a powerslam.He then places him at mid-ring and proceeds to hit three running legdrops.Each look more violent than the last.He goes for the cover again...one...two...Thump kicks out.
The action goes out to the florr where Nightmare takes a wounder Thump on his shoulder and javelains him into the mesh...headfirst!
Marc:Oh god,thats brutal!
JJ:Well,thats the nature of this match,Marc...brutality!
Marc:The champ is busted open.Have we had a show is A1W yet that hasn't seen Thump busted,Jesse?
JJ:None that I can recall.Oh no,Nightmare is doing it again!
Nightmare goes to javelain Thump again...but Thump goes behind him and pushes him into the steel.
Nightmare staggers back around...huge clothesline by Thump sends Nightmare down hard.
Marc:Huge clothesline from the champ.
Thump repetedly rams Nightmares head into the steel,busting him open as well.After raking Nightmares forehead all the way around the cage,he send him back in the ring.
Once inside,Thump takes over with a big powerbomb that gets him a two count.He locks a camel clutch on Nightmare and pulls back with all he's got.
JJ:Nightmare is fading fast,he has to do something soon or this one will be over.
Nightmare,out of desperation,gets to his feet and rams Thump backwards into the turnbuckles.
Nightmare tries to get away but Thump nails him in the back with a forearm shot.He then whips him into the ropes and hits him with a big boot that sends Nightmare over the top rope...
JJ:Thump is getting set...
Marc:Thump runs and leaps over the top rope...
JJ:Look ma' no hands!
Thump tries a tope over the top rope,but Nightmare sidesteps and Thump dives headfirst into the Cell!
JJ:Oh man,that has to be it...Thump is lifeless.
Marc:A new champion is about to be crowned!
Nightmare rolls a limp Thump back into the ring and covers...
Marc:One...
Two...
Oh my god,Thump found it in him to kickout after that trainwreck into the cell!
Nightmare is mad now.He takes Thump and whips him into the ropes...he charges and nails a vicious looking spear.He covers again...one...two....thr,oh,so close!
JJ:What does Nightmare have to do to put Thump away?
Nightmare takes Thump and gives him a backbreaker in the middle of the ring,then goes outside.
Marc:Oh no,Nightmare with the ringsteps!
Nightmare holds the steps high overhead and brings them down hard across Thumps back.Thump screams in pain.
Nightmare then locks on a Boston crab.
Marc:Nightmare is weakening Thumps back,obviously setting him up for the "Soul Catcher!"
Thump is fading fast.The referee goes to check his arm.It falls twice before Thump gets a second wind.With as much energy as he can muster,Thump powers out of the hold with his legs.
Marc:Nightmare with stomps to Thump's injured back...whats he doing now...
JJ:I believe he's going for a chair!
Nightmare sets Thump up in the corner and then walks across the ring to take a running swing at him.
JJ:He's gonna decapitate him!
Nightmare runs at Thump ...
Marc:Thump runs at Nightmare,leaps off the stairs...
JJ:Spear!Spear!Spear!
As Thump spears Nightmare,the chair catches him in the face...laying the challenger out...
Marc:One...two...three!
JJ:Thump keeps the belt!
Winner @ 15:58...Thump!
JJ:Man,did you see Thump catapault himself off those ringsteps and nail Nightmare..oh man!
Marc:Oh yeah.That match was something very speacial.Well folks we're VERY out of time tonight,we hope to see you in three days for a Fatal Friday!
The camera fades out to the scene of a bloody Thump leaving the Cell,victorious while Nightmare lay on the canvas with the wind knocked out of him.
