The Family Arena just outside of St.Louis explodes in anxious anticipation of Carnage!For Carnage awaits,as does Thunderstruck which is just eleven days away!
Marc:Hello wrestling fans,Carnage is on the air and we are just days away from our second Pay Per View!
JJ:Yeah,Thunderstruck will begin taking shape after tonights show.Perhaps tonights matches will be a telling story on the road to Thunderstruck!
Marc:Whatever the case,we have a great show for you tonight.A three way dance for Thump's A1W Championship...an 18 wheeler match that we promise will be "Uncensored"...the debut og Misguided Angel,as well as our first match.It's a rematch from last week as Kobra wants revenge for being "cheated" by Cerebrus.
JJ:Oh man,I can't wait!
Kobra vs. Cerebrus
"War Pigs" resounds through the Family Arena as One follows Cerebrus out of the locker room.He appears to be in a nasty mood today.Cerebrus walks to a neutral corner and awaits his opponent.
Suddenly,"Death Blooms" by Mudvayne hits and Kobra comes out to the roar of the crowd.
Marc:These St.Louis fans seem to have taken well to Kobra,Jesse.
JJ:Yeah,and boy does he looked pumped for tonight!
The two atheletes lock up,and Kobra takes Cerebrus down with a backheel trip.
JJ:Look at that bridge by Cerebrus,what neck strength!
Marc:He's powering his way back up...
JJ:Side headlock by Kobra!
Cerebrus escapes by shooting him into the ropes...but he ducks too soon and Kobra flips over his back...
Marc:Superkick by Kobra!
JJ:That really stunned Cerebrus!
Kobra with a couple of right hands that staggers Cerebrus into the ropes.He then shoots him off...Cerebrus rebounds off the far side...
Marc:Flying back elbow by Kobra!
Kobra goes for a cover and only gets a one count.But he has Cerebrus where he wants him!
Kobra whips him into the ropes and catches him with a powerslam that spins him all the way around in a 360!
JJ:Man!Kobra is pumped!
Cerebrus back into the corner...he's slumped over.Kobra moves in...
Marc:Shot to the stomach from Cerebrus...Kobra goes down like he's been shot!
JJ:Look Marc,Cerebrus is putting a foreign object back into his tights!
Cerebrus tells the ref he's clean then moves in for the kill.A gutbuster has Kobra writhing on the mat.
JJ:This Cerebrus is cold blooded!
He follows with wicked stomps to the solar plexas of Kobra.An evil smirk crosses his face as he sits Kobra up in the tree of woe.
Marc:Whats he up to now?
Cerebrus runs and spears Kobra in the midsection.Kobra convulses while hanging there...UPSIDE DOWN!
The crowd boos Cerebrus vehemnately.He bows to them as if this were all a grand stage act.
JJ:This man is sick!
He pulls Kobra down and gives him three quick back breakers,no doubt setting up for his finisher.
Marc:Oh no...he just locked on the Agonizer!
JJ:It's all over now!
Suddenly the crowd goes berserk as Thump comes racing down the ailse and onto the apron.Cerebrus relinquishes the hold and swings wildly at Thump...
Marc:Cerebrus connects with a hard right that sends Thump to the arena floor!
As this happens,Kobra is using the last of his strength to pick himself up off the mat...
JJ:Kobra Strike!
Kobra nails Cerebrus with his finisher,and covers...
Marc:One
two
three!
Winner...Kobra @ 5:17!
Cerebrus hammers the turnbuckle in embarrasment.The referee raises Kobra's hand...and Cerebrus nails the ref!
Kobra rolls out as Cerebrus locks the referee in the Agonizer!
JJ:Wait...Thump is coming back!
Dozens of ref's and A1W officials come out to seperate two of our top stars.
Marc:Man what an upset!
JJ:Yeah,thanks to Thump,Kobra got his revenge!
Marc:Man,ten minutes into the show and it's absolute...well,CARNAGE!
JJ:Yeah and I can't wait to see the next match.Our A1W semi is pulling a flatbed trailer somewhere down I-70 between St. Louie and Kansas City...and if that weren't enough...AnarKy and Sike...TWO BITTER RIVALS...are on it!
A quick video of the entire Sike/AnarKy fued is shown to Limp Bizkits "Rollin."
18 Wheeler Match...AnarKy vs. Sike
The refree tells the two to get it on then hops the hell off the truck as it takes off.
AnarKy comes from the cab area and Sike is at the end of the bed.As the come to the middle,the driver shifts into high gear...and both men fall down in the straw that lines the trailer.
Eventually,both men get to the middle where they exchange shots.Sike ducks a big one,and dropkicks AnarKy down.
Both men make it to thier feet just as the trucker shifts again,sending them back down.
JJ:Looks like both men will have problem with thier footing in this one!
AnarKy clubs Sike across the back and slams him down.He chokes him on the bed of the trailer.
Sike counters with an eye gouge.He then field goal kicks AnarKy in the groin with such force that Morten Andersen would be proud.
The crowd watching on the Jumbotron grabs themselves in agony!
Sike tries to throw AnarKy over the side,and almost does it before he catches a back elbow to the eye.
The blow busts him open.And it gives AnarKy time to regain his...uh...senses.
AnarKy stomps him violenly and throws him into the cab.He then picks up a bale of straw and throws it...barely missing Sike and hitting the cab of the truck.
Marc:He just barley missed him there!
Sike dropkicks his knee out from under him and follows up with...
Marc:SIKEOUT!
AnarKy is out as Sike tries to lift his 6'7" 325 pound body.
AnarKy is out,but Sike snapmares him almost out of the truck.The breeze and speed wakes AnarKy up.He sticks his fingers in Sike's nose and pulls...now both men are almost off the trailer.
They both relinquish thier holds....Sike is bleeding from the nose.
AnarKy hits him square etween the eyes with a right hand...knoicking him into the cab.AnarKy charges...
JJ:Sike leaps onto the top of the cab and AnarKy runs into the cab...he's rocked...
Marc:Sike with a leaping clothesline off the top of the hood!
JJ:GOOD GAWD!
Sike is pumed up now,hammering AnarKy with shots.
JJ:AnarKy reaches back...
Marc:TIRE IRON TO THE HEAD!
AnarKy shakes off the pain and moves towards a lifeless Sike.
Marc:FALL OF SOCIETY!
AnarKy falls down to the bed to regain his senses.
He grabs Sike by the tights and tries to toss him over...
Sike goes over...but grabs onto the side...
JJ:Oh my god....his feet are dragging the pavement!
Marc:Here comes AnarKy!
In one quick move...Sike reaches up with his legs and takes AnarKy over with a hurracanranna!
Marc:...ANARKY IS SKIDDING DOWN THE HIGHWAY ON HIS BACK! AT 70 MPH!
Winer @ 10:10...Sike!
Sike watches as the truck keeps rolling.Ambulances come from the other direction as the camera fades back to the arena.
JJ:Man I hope he's ok...I know he's a dark misfit...but AnarKy is a human being!
Marc:I don't think we knew what we were getting into when we signed that one!For one I hope AnarKy is ok...and secondly...I hope the tv network keeps us on the air after that!
JJ:We need to take a break...man are we in trouble!
Violent shots of Hell in a cell,steel cage and 18 wheeler matches are shown to the Voice Over.
VoiceOver:Can eight men survive a single match of pure hell?Can one man hold onto the title that means everything to him? Which side is destined to fall in this modern day act of war? Tune in Sunday night May 4th to find out...as Anarchy-One Wrestling promises to leave the whole world...Thunderstruck!
Ordering information crosses the screen to the tune of Godsmacks thrashing new tune..."Straight Outta Line."
The camera goes back to ringside where Marc and Jesse still set in shock.
Misguided Angel vs. Aaron Starr
The house lights darken and make an eerie glow as Stone Sour's "Bother" fills the arena speakers.Out steps Misguided Angel,walking ever so slowly to the ring.He steps through the ropes to the chorus of boos from the crowd and awaits his prey.
Aaron Starr makes a quick run to the ring and starts peppering Angel before he can get his ring attire off.
He whips him in and catches him with a big clothesline.
JJ:Marc,Starr is starting off fast here,he must have been watching that Kobra/Cerebrus match!
Starr slams Angel and goes to the top rope...he leaps...
Marc:Double Axe handle from the top rope!
Starr whips Angel into the corner and mounts the buckles.He then punches him in the head repeatedly.The crowd counts along...
One,two,three,four...
But Angel counters with a reverse atomic drop that has Starr down in pain on the mat.
M.A. follows with his version of a dragon sleeper.Starr panics and flails his arms in agony...finally he gets into the ropes.
Marc:It was almost over that quick!
Angel continues on the neck with knee drops and nearly snaps it with a rolling neck snap!
Starr tries to roll out,but Angel rolls him back in.He then slingshot gillotine legdrops Starr from the outside in.
JJ:This is some athelete we're seeing here!
Angel whips Starr in and follows with a BIG clothesline.Starr is rocked.
He whips him to the other side...but Starr gives him a big boot and clotheslines Angel to the canvas!
Marc:Starr showing signs of life!
JJ:Yeah,but that neck has to be hurting!
Starr motions like he's going to finish it...
Marc:Multiple German suplexes from Aaron Starr!
JJ:Three big suplexes...and now Angel's neck is in a bad way!
Starr slam him in the middle and runs...bounds off the ropes...
Marc:Lionsault!
One...two...no! This Misguided Angel is resilient!
Starr sets on the top rpes...no doubt setting Angel up for "Daimond Dust!"
JJ:No!Angel counters it....VERTIBREAKER FROM THE SECOND TURNBUCKLE!
Marc:He calls it the "Road to Hell!"
JJ:And now Starr understands why!
One...two...three!
Winner @ 6:08...Misguided Angel!
Marc:Wow what a move...what a great debut for Angel!
JJ:We expect great things from this superstar.
Marc:But up next is our three way world title match between Thump,Nuts,and The Prodigy!
The camera goes to the back where Mary Snow is talking with the champ...
Mary:Why no I'd never do such a....oh we're on....Thump how do you feel about you'r chances in tonights first ever three way dance for the A1W Championship?
Thump:In normal circumstances,I wouldn't have feelings either way.But this in Nuts and Nate,two top notch wrestlers...and I just plan on being the last man standing.
Mary:There you go wrestling fans,candid comments from the champ.Back to you Marc and Jesse.
Thump:So would ya?
Mary:Get out of here...you have a match!
Three Way Dance for the A1W World Championship:Thump(CH) vs. Nuts I. McKracken vs. "The Prodigy" Nate Sanders
The lights go out and the title match graphic comes over the jumbotron...
"Party Hard" by Andrew WK blasts throughout the arena as Nuts comes out to the chagrin of the fans.He makes several rounds around the ring before eventually getting in.
"California Love" interrupts his prematch party as Nate and Lexie come through the curtain.Nate looks to be very focused tonight.
A red spotlight now shines on the entrance way and a bike can be heard revving.Out comes the champ.
He dismounts and throws the belt in the ring.He takes the belt and symbolicly "draws a line in the sand."
The bell rings...
JJ:This match is gonna be awesome!
Nuts and Nate attack the champ,sending him into the buckles.The whip him to the other side and Nate whips Nuts into Thump...
Marc:Huge clothesline from Nuts!
JJ:These two former enemies are working together to get rid of the champ!
They proceed to stomp a mudhole in Thump in the corner.
Nuts whips him into the ropes...ducks his head...Thump leapfrogs...
Marc...and nearly gets decapitated by a Harlem sidekick from the Prodigy!
JJ:Being as though Sanders has never been anywhere close to Harlem....lets reneme that one.
Marc:Ok...how about "Hollywood sidekick!"
JJ:Works for me.
After a double suplex,Nate goes to the top top....Nuts assists him in a rocket launcher.....that misses badly!
Thump is up now and hits both with a double clothesline!He follows with jabs to each man.
Marc:Thump bounds off the ropes...double backdrop from Sanders and Nuts!
They take back over on the champ.
Nuts kicks him in the gut and Nate comes off trhe ropes with a swinging neckbreaker.
JJ:The champ has to do something fast,or it's all over!
Nuts slams Thump in the missle of the ring...
Marc:Here it is...the most erectifying move in sports entertainment...
JJ:The People's Stagger!
Nuts well...gets nuts on Thump who is cringing in the middle of the ring.He goes for the cover...
One...two...
Marc:Doublecross by the Prodigy!
Nate breaks up the pin.And now Nuts is well...in his face!
The two begin exchanging fists.Nuts a pure brawler gets the best of the exchange.He whips Nate into the ropes and clotheslines him to the floor!
He follows.Nuts rams Nate's head into the ringpost,busting him open.
The two are now in the aisle as Thump comes to...
JJ:What the hell is Thump doing?
Marc:Running springboard clothesline to the outside on both Nate and Nuts!
The fans go berserk as Thump just re-established himself in this match!
He rolls the Prodigy back in and goes in after him...
Marc:Here comes Nightmare down the aisle with a steel chair!
As Thump destroys Sanders in the ring,Nightmare cracks Nuts upside the head with the chair...k.o.'ing him!
Marc:Another run-in brought to you by the Misfits!
JJ:Yeah but Thump didn't see that happen,and he's closing in on Nuts!
Thump climbs to the top rope while Nuts lie lifeless...
Marc:ROAD RASH!
Thump goes for the pin,at two Nate also covers eliminating Nuts!
JJ:Now it's down to two!
Nate immediatly rakes Thumps eyes...and lays into him with right hands.A scop slam later and Nate climbs the ropes...
Marc:Big elbow drop from the challenger...one...two...Thump kicks out!
Sanders is all over the champ,field goal kicking him in the ribs,and dropping knees.
He whips Thump in for what looks like a spinebuster...
Marc:But Thump with a spinning elbow that takes Sanders down.
Thump picks Nate up overhead in a gorilla press and slams him down hard.Nate begs off...
JJ:And pulls Thump into the buckles by his jeans!
Nate is back in control now,and hits the spinebuster that he missed earlier.
A piledriver later and he gets a two and a half count.
JJ:Nate has to be getting disgusted about not being able to put Thump away!
Nate with a german suplex...he bridges...
One...
two...
Thump kicks out.
Nate is enraged,he picks Thump up and hotshots him off the ropes.Thump grabs at his throat as Nate signals for the end.
Marc:Nate has him locked in "Last Rites."If he turns,it's over!
But Thump shoots Nate into the ropes in desperation.
Nate rebounds and nails a flying forearm,that sends the champ back down.
Sanders slams him strategicly in center ring and climbs the ropes...
Marc:Frogsplash misses!
Thump takes all the energy he has left and mounts the turnbuckles as Nate clutches his abdomen in the middle of the ring...
Marc:Road Rash!
JJ:It's all over now!
Both men lay there for what seems like forever.Finally Thump gets close enough to drape an arm over Sanders...
One...two...
JJ:Sanders kicked out...Sanders kicked out!
Both men,slowly get to thier feet.Thump whips Nate in and hits a sidewalk slam that nearly moves the entire ring!
Marc:Momentum has definatly changed in Thump's favor.
Thump whips Nate in and hits a big power clothesline that makes Sander spin in a 360!
JJ:Goo Gawd!
Thump calls for another one and positions himself...
Marc:Here comes Cerebrus...he grabs Thumps foot!
JJ:Sanders is up...
Marc:Last Rites!
One...two...three!
Winner and new A1W World Heavyweight Wrestling Champion..."The Prodigy" Nate Sanders @ 16:22!
Marc:We have a new champion and his name,sadly enough is "The Prodigy" Nate Sanders!
As Nate celebrates in the ring,Thump takes after a retreating Cerebrus...midway down the aisle he spears him and lays in huge mounted punches!
The camera fades back to the ring where new champion,bloody,holds his prize aloft.
The camera fades.
