A black and white vignette of Void and AnarKy plays over the Jumbotron.Each defing what "pain" is.Some of Anarchy-One's goriest moments are replayed as they do the voice over.It ends with both saying that true pain comes after.And after tonight...pain will rule supreme.
The shot then goes to the ring.Biloxi,Mississippi's rowdiest best fill the Coliseum tonight.They raise aloft such signs as "bring on the pain" and "Misfits Forever." At ringside,Marc and Jesse await the cameras...
Marc:Wrestling fans,the day you've been waiting for...Fatal Friday,is here!
JJ:That's right Marc,Fatal Friday is upon us and the Four Corners of Pain match is just minutes away.I can't wait.The winner deserves a title shot for sure.
Marc:Yes they do.Also tonight we have many more matches as well as a statement from the Cammish about Thunderstruck in three weeks.
JJ:I can't wait for that I hear it's a BIG announcement.
Marc:We won't have to wait long,becuse he'll be out after this first match between Kobra and Cerebrus!
The lights go out setting the mood for Black Sabbath's dark anthem "War Pigs."Out steps Cerebrus.The beautiful One is by his side as he slowly makes his way to the ring.
As he enters,"Death Blooms" by Mudvayne hits and a stoic Kobra walks out.The fans cheer wildly as he climbs in.
Marc:The bell rings,and we are underway!
The two lock up,immediatly,Cerbrus shoves the smaller Kobra to the canvas.
Kobra shakes off the bump he took and locks up again...Cerebrus shoves him down again.This time,Kobra looks a little preterbed.
Another lock up...Cerebrus goes to shove,but Kobra grabs his arm and takes him down with a quick armdrag.Cerebrus gets up and is met with a dropkick in the mouth.He rolls out of the ring.
JJ:That dropkick busted Cerebrus' lip open.
Cerebrus wipes the blood from his chin and rolls back inside.
Kobra grabs a headlock,and Cerebrus shoots him into the ropes.A shoulderblock sends Cerebrus to the canvas.The two criss-cross with Kobra leapfroging Cerebrus.Cerebrus tries to do the same as Kobra bounds off,but Kobra catches him in an atomic drop.
Marc:This match is going at an extremely fast pace.
JJ:Kobra is really showing us some skill.
Cerebrus gets back to his feet and Kobra takes him over in another armdrag.Cerebrus,tired of this game...grabs Kobra by the tights and uses leverage to pull him outside.
As Kobra tries to get back in,Cerebrus stomps his head.He follows with a verticle suplex...but Kobra flips over and pushes Cerebrus into the ropes...he rolls him up...
One...two...near fall!
Kobra turns....
JJ:Cerebrus turns him inside out with a clothesline....my god!
Cerebrus puts a choke on Kobra till the ref counts to five,then chokes again.Kobra is gasping for air as Cerebrus picks him up...
Marc:Cerebrus with a piledriver!
JJ:I think Kobra is out.
The referee counts but Kobra gets the shoulder up at the last split second.
The referee backs Cerebrus off,but he comes back at Kobra.Kobra punches him in the gut,but it has no effect.A kneelift puts him back down.
Cerebrus nails a backbreaker on Kobra,and bends him across his bent knee.
Marc:This is a torture rack of sorts...Cerebrus is trying to set Kobra up for his fearsome submission hold..."The Agonizer!"
As Kobra goes limp,the referee checks his arm...
It falls once...
twice...
But on the third attempt,Kobra gets his last gasp of wind and begins nailing Cerebrus with right hands from his bent position.
Man,Kobra is showing us a great fighting spirit here tonight.
Marc:Yeah,I'm surprised he didn't give up right then and there!
Cerebrus drops Kobra,who gets to his feet in desperation.He nails him with a right...then another.
Kobra kicks him in the stomach and nails Cerebrus with a quick DDT.He goes for the cover but only gets a two count.
Kobra bounds off the ropes at Cerebrus...who pulls the ref into Kobra!The ref goes down on the mat in a heap!
JJ:What a coward!Cerebrus pulled the ref right in front of that spear!
As Kobra tries to revive the ref,Cerebrus pulls a chain from his tights.Kobra sees this and kicks Cerebrus.He drops the chain.
Kobra picks it up and lays him out.He covers...
but there is no referee!
As Kobra goes to revive the ref...Cerebrus gets back up.Kobra turns and charges as Cerebrus...
Marc:Cerebrus with a tilt a whirl backbreaker!
JJ:Oh no...here comes the agonizer!
Cerebrus leans back in the Agonizer...Kobra taps!
Winner @ 7:49...Cerebrus!
JJ:And so Cerebrus is victorious again.What a great submission hold!
Marc:Yeah,I can't wait until we hear more about his past with Thump...thier whole semi-fued seems very intruiging.
JJ:Up next as promised is the Cammish of A1W with an official statement about Thunderstruck!
The camera opens backstage in a plush office.The entire segment is being shown to the crowd on the Jumbotron.It is also being shown in both the heel and face lockerooms in the back on tv monitors.
Cammish:Our second PPV,Thunderstruck is now just three weeks away.This is a big show for the company,so I am signing the main event here tonight.The biggest and most intruiging fued thus far has been between the Dark Misfits and the faces here in Anarchy-One.I think that Thunderstruck will be a great place to end this once and for all.
After many hours of thinking how to resolve this issue,I came up with one conclusion.War is a huge topic in any place in todays world.And on May 4th,we will have a little war of our own.
I'm talking a "War Games" match.Two rings covered by a double steel cage.Four men from each side enter.You lose after all eight men have entered by pinfall of submission.
I'v also thought about speacial stipulations for the loser of the fall.Lets just say that everyone involved will have dire consequences if they are the loser of the fall.Lets say...Dark Exile has to unmask,or Thump has to shave his head...something like that.I await you'r responses!
JJ:What do you think of that,Marc?
Marc:Man...Thunderstruck is gonna be huge!
Commercial:As war looms on the horizon..a different battle isbeing fought in the ring.And the losers of this war will be...Thunderstruck!
Live May 4th from the UIC Pavillion in Chicago,A1W presents Thunderstruck.Call you'r cable or Satellite provider for availability!
Marc:We are ready to go with our next contest.It's the BYOW Battle Royal.
JJ:Six A1W stars announced thier intentions of wanting to be in this match.The reward is gold!A chance to meet Thump for the A1W World championship.But to win,you must eliminate five other top notch competitors.If that were not enough,they all have friggin' weapons!!!
Marc:Man I'm psyched!
BYOW(Bring Your Own Weapon)Battle Royal
The lights go down and a split screen graphic of all the competitors goes up on the Jumbotron.
Suddenly,"Superbeast" by Rob Zomie plays and AnarKy steps through the curtain with his tool of choice...the sledgehammer!
He gets in the ring and holds his weapon aloft.
JJ:Man,AnarKy looks ready!
Marc:Yeah,but he has to wrestle Void later in the most brutal match ever...he has to be conservative here.
"Dope Show" by Marilyn Manson hits and Nightmare steps out.
Marc:Oh yeah...two misfits are gonna get it on here.
JJ:Yeah,but if they're still standing after two minutes...I feel sorry for the next guy!
Nightmare has a chair in tow as he steps through the ropes.The bell rings and the two look across the ring at each other with a mutual respect.
They meet in the middle.AnarKy takes the handle of his sledge and rams it in Nightmare stomach.He then rares back to take his head off.
Nightmare ducks...
Marc:Vicious chairshot to the side of the head by Nightmare!
Nightmare whips him off the ropes and prepares to Sosa him with another shot,but AnarKy ducks under...DDT!
JJ:When Nightmare landed,he hit faceforst on the chair...wicked DDT by AnarKy.
Marc:Well at least the Misfit members aren't holding back on each other.
AnarKy gets to his feet and slams Nightmare.He climbs to the top and nails a swandive headbutt.
Marc:Swandive by AnarKy...
JJ:That is one big ass swan!
The crowd counts down to participant number three...
It's the Prodigy!
Instantly,The Prodigy starts hammering both men.He slams both down and misses a double elbow.
The misfits get up and go to town on Sanders.They stomp a mudhole in him and leave him in a heap on the canvas.
JJ:Sanders is hurt.
The heels move in on Nate...
DOUBLE LOWBLOW BY SANDERS!!!
Nate hits a double DDT as the two minutes expire...and Kobra comes out.
Kobra helps take down the Misfits.A fourway brawl erupts with Kobra on Nightmare and AnarKy on Sanders.
AnarKy runs at Sanders who nails him with his shovel in the gut.Sanders grabs a gasping AnarKy by his tights and hurls him over the top...eliminating him.
At the exact same time,Kobra swings his bat at Nightmare.Nightmare dips his shoulder and backdrops Kobra over the top rope.
JJ:The countdown is on again...
Nuts new theme music...Andrew WK's "Party Hard" hammers over the P.A. as 10,000 fans begin moshing.The perpetually drunken brawler enters the ring...instantly,Sanders goes after him.
Nuts puts hammers him,then Nightmare with his weapon...the stop sign.
JJ:Nuts certainly put a "STOP" to that didn't he!?
Marc:That was a bad one,Jesse!
Nuts is in control and the crowd is going apesh...
JJ:An Anarchy-One original...Nuts!
He continues the assault,whipping them in opposite corners,then charging in with the stopsign to the head.First Nightmare,then Nate.Both fall to the mat.
Nuts drops the sign and piledrives The Prodigy on it.He readies to do the same for Nightmare when "War Pigs hits and our final competitor...Cerebrus comes out.
Cerebrus runs to the ring and zaps Nuts with the cattle prod before he can piledrive Nightmare.Nuts falls on the mat convulsing.
Marc:Oh no...the two misfits are beating Nuts into oblivion...and when the Prodigy comes to...it'll be three on one for sure!
Nightmare and Cerebrus beat on Nuts with the steel chair.They then set him up to zap him with 20,000 volts again....
Marc:The Prodigy with the save?
JJ:Oh my god,Nate just saved Nuts...WTF!
Marc:Obviously,he knows once they eliminate the Scottsmen...he'll be next.
Nate picks up Nightmare...
Marc:Last Rites!He just about snapped his neck!
The Prodigy throws a limp Nightmare over the top and tirns to face Cerebrus who...
JJ:NAILS HIM WITH THE CATTLE PROD!
Cerebrus stands over the unconscious Sanders.He prepares to blast Nate with it....
Marc:Nuts hits him from behind with Nates shovel....Cerebrus goes over the top!
JJ:It's down to Nuts and Sanders...two men who we said were finished fighting!
Marc:Well that just goes to show about stipulations in the wrestling business!
Nuts helps revive Nate and helps him to his feet.Nate slowly comes to as the fans rise to thier feet.
JJ:Both men are throwing the weapons out!They are gonna finish this manno-a manno!
The crowd stomp thier feet in a thunderous chorus in the cheap seats,creating an epic scene in the ring.
The two exchange blows in mid ring.Nuts gets the upper hand.He rocks Nate backwards,whips him in and nails a missive clothesline,that has Nate twitching on the canvas.
He whips him into the buckles...Nate falls in perfect position for the bronco buster...but Nuts instead climbs behind him on the ropes...Nate stands...
Marc:Nuts with a bulldog from the top!
Nuts tries to throw Nate over the top,but Nate hangs on like an octopus.
He rakes Nuts eyes and belts him between the eyes.A sidewalk slam later,and Nate has reversed his fortune.
Nate whips Nuts to the opposite side...
Marc:Harlem sidekick...no...Nate missed an crotches the top rope...Nuts runs...clothelines and they both go over the top....AND HIT THE FLOOR AT THE EXACT SAME TIME!
JJ:What now? Who won?
Marc:I have no idea.
The scene replays on the jumbotron over and over again.Each time you can hear the crowd conversingNuts hit first...no,no...it was Nate!...I think.
Finally the Cammish,busy as ever tonight walks to ringside.Both wrestlers are a confused as the fans.
Cammish:Ladies and Gentlemen,there is no conclusive evidence of who hit the floor fisrt.So what I'm doing is this...both men will get a shot at Thump's title in a three way dance at Carnage on the 22'nd!
Marc:Can you believe that?
JJ:Wait a minute...what is happening in the ring?
In mid ring Nuts and The Prodigy are standing eye to eye.
Marc:This is one intense staredown.
Nuts extends his hand in a gesture of respect to Nate...
Marc:Whats gonna happen here?
Nate looks at Nuts hand,then looks him dead in the eyes again....AND SHAKES HIS HAND!
JJ:Oh man,I tought I'd never see the day when this happened.Nuts I McCracken and The Prodigy Nate Sanders shaking hands in mutual respect in the middle of the ring!
Marc:There is always something so wild,so exiting at an Anarchy-One show....this place is awesome!
JJ:I wonder what Thump thinks of fighting these two in a three way?
Marc:We have a little over a week,and I cannot wait for Carnage.And with Thunderstruck looming on the horizon,Anarchy-one just got alot hotter!
JJ:Yeah,but we still got mor here tonight.Like the most brutal match in wrestling history.Four pits outside the ring,each filled with instuments of torture.I hope the censors allow us to show this match init's entirety!
4 Corners of Pain Match for the TV Title...Void vs. AnarKy
Marc- "Well, this match should be intresting, lets see what happens."
JJ- "Yes, I agree, just the thought of salt in a cut makes my skin hurt."
The lights go off, and Anarky can be seen walking into the ring. He makes his way towards the salt pile, and waits for Void.
Void takes no time to get to the ring, his music hits the PA, and he runs down to the ring and slids under the bottom rope, and into the opposing corner near the thumb tacks.
The bell rings, and the men meet in the center of the ring. Anarky is much bigger than Void, but Void is determined.
JJ- "Void looks determined to keep his title."
Marc- "Yeah, but look at Anarky, he is also pumped.
Anarky grins, and throws something at Void's face!
JJ- "OH SALT IN THE EYES!!!
Marc- " Void has to be hurting, lets see how this plays out."
Anarky takes no time to follow up, he whips Void into barb wire, and drop kicks Void. Void is in terriable shape, and he screams out in pain. Void grabs a 2X4 wrapped in barbwire, and hits AnarKy in the face with it. AnarKy falls to the ground but quickly gets to his feet, when he does, Void is waiting for him. Void leg sweeps AnarKy back to the ground. He then climbs to the top rope. AnarKy makes it to his feet, grabbing some salt on his way up. Void is perched on the top rope, and as he jumps off the turnbuckle, AnarKy throws the salt in his eyes, and Void cries in pain, his body shifts and he lands in a bunch of thumb tacks!
JJ- " OH MY GOD, Void is in terriable shape!"
Marc-" Is that a thumb tac in Voids forehead???"
Void gets go his feet, and tries to counter attack AnarKy but Void is too hurt. AnarKy kicks Void in the stomach.
JJ-"FALL OF SOCIETY!!!"
Void looks to be out of it. AnarKy gets on top of Void for the pin. 1....2........3!
JJ- "WE HAVE A NEW CHAMPION!!!"
Your winner at 6 min 22 sec and new TV CHAMPION...ANARKY!!!
Marc- "Now remember JJ, the 24/7 rule for the title now takes effect for AnarKy.
AnarKy grabs the belt, and leaves the ring, and begins to make his way up the exit ramp.
Marc- "WHATS THIS, NUTS JUST CLIMBED OUT FROM UNDER THE RING."
JJ- "SCHOOL BOY, SCHOOL BOY, SCHOOL BOY!
1.....2......3 Your winner AND NEW CHAMPION AT 8 seconds NUTS!!!
Marc- ".......Well, that was pathetic, he had the belt for a whole 8 seconds, that is the shortest title reign in Anarky-One to this day!!!"
JJ- " Well, I guess we found out nuts can be sneaky as well as salty."
Nuts quicky runs to the locker rooms, AnarKy makes it to his feet, and in a blind rage of pure anger and hatred runs after Nuts.
Camera Fades...
