(Images of Friday night and Thump holding the A1W World Heavyweight belt aloft,singe through the television airwaves.And Carnage's theme song..."Click...Click...Boom" by Saliva plays to highlites of the Genesis PPV! CARNAGE IS ON THE AIR!)
Marc:Hello everyone,this is Marc Brown along with Jesse James.And we are just four days removed from Genesis...where this whole thing began!
Jesse James:And you know Marc,this a big night for either Nate Sanders or Nuts,cause the winner of that match will get a shot at Thump next week!LET CARNAGE BEGIN!
The image switches to the back,where Thump has just arrived,heavily bandaged, with the World title in tow.
The camera goes to commercial break
Experience the action...experience the difference...experience the drama that was...GENESIS!Now for a limmited time only,Dish on Demand is offering the speacial encore presentation of Genesis.Relive the shocking moments(clip of Dark Exile destroying Thump with a chair,then Thump emerging from the lockeroom to compete in the tournament)...Relive the hot action(clips of Void suicide diving onto Kid Wikked)and relive the Victory(Thump holding the belt high over his head,victorious!).All this for $19.95 Order now!
Marc:Ok were back and Void and Mastermind are in the ring in our first matchup in the A1W Television title tournament!
Match 1: Void vs. Mastermind
The two superstars lock up.Void takes over with a headlock.Mastermind whips him off and takes him down with a shoulderblock.He then bounds off the ropes before Void takes him over with a quick armdrag.Mastermind makes it to his feet,and Void levels him with two dropkicks,and back into the armdrag and armbar.
JJ:These two are showing us great quickness!
Mastermind locks back up with Void and takes him over with a tiger suplex.He follows with a clothesline,and sets up for a DDT.
Marc:This could be it!
Suddenly,Void takes himover in a Northern lights suplex...he gets a two count.When he turns,Mastermind nails him with a dropkick to the face.Mastermind continues by working on Void's legs and locking him in a figure four leglock.
JJ:It's the figure four...the hold of champions!Void is gonna tap!
Slowly,Void reverses the hold and puts the pressure back on Mastermind.MM releases the hold.
Both men make it to thier fett and exchange fore arm shots,Void tires of this and starts swinging with rights!He rocks Mastermind,and knocks him over the top rope.He gets set...
JJ:Whats he doing?
Marc:SOMERSAULT PLANCHA OVER THE TOP!
Both men land with a SPLAT on the concrete!Void gets up slowly and rolls Mastermind into the ring.He stands on the apron and hits a slingshot onto a gillotine legdrop for a two count.
JJ:That was close!
Void slams Mastermind and goes up top.He leaps...and misses a swandive headbutt!
Marc:That gives MM a second chance!
Mastermind blocks a pair of right hands and hits a jawbreaker on Void.He whips him off the ropes and takes him down with a shoulderblock.
JJ:Now Mastermind is going to the top rope!
Mastermind stands on the top...but Void dropkicks him,and MM lands on his groin on the top rope!
JJ:Mastermind is hurt!I bet he can sing like Michael Jackson after that fall on the cajonies!Wait,what's Void doing with that chair?
In one motion,Void runs,leaps off the chair and nails a spectacular...
Marc:HURRACANRANNA!Oh my god,what a sweet hurracanranna!
He covers...one...two...three!
Ring announcer:You'r winner @ 9:38 Void!He now advances to the finals!
Marc:What a great move from Void!He impresses me every time out.What did you think Jesse?
JJ:That was an excellent match.I can't wait to see who Void faces in the finals!
Marc:Well it won't take long.Up next is the final first round match.It pits two men who REALLY don't like each other.
AnarKy vs. Sike
ICP's "Assasins" blasts,and out comes Sike.He ools ready to take care of business.
Suddenly "Superbeast" hits and the huge,AnarKy steps from under the jumotron.Dark Exile accompanies him
JJ:What's Darky doing out there?
Marc:With these two,theres no telling.
As AnarKy steps through the ropes,Sike attacks.He tears into AnarKy with shots to the head and body.He whipshim off the ropes...
Marc:Big clothesline!
Sike follows up with vicious kicks to the head of AnarKy then slams him.He goes to the top.
JJ:This could be the swanton bomb...
Marc:NO HE MISSES!
Now AnarKy is in control.He bounds off the ropes and hits a running enziguri to the back of Sike's head.A powerslam later,and he goes for the cover...too early,Sike kicks out at two!
AnarKy throws Sike outside,where Dark Exile runs him into the ring post!
JJ:What a cheap ass!
DE rolls Sike back in,where AnarKy locks on a reverse chinlock.Sike is sagging and could be going out.The ref checks his arm.It drops once,twice...but Sike has somefight left!
He elbows AnarKy twice in the stomach,then bounds off the ropes...
Marc:SIKEOUT!!!Sike hits the Sikeout...wait,Dark Exile is on the apron...he is destracting the referee.
As Sike goes to get the ref's attention,AnarKy comes up from behind.But Sike see's him and sneaks behind with a Russian legsweep.He signals for another Sikeout...
Marc:DARK EXILE JUST NAILED THE REFEREE!WHAT THE HELL!
Dark Exile takes out the ref,then Sike rushes at him...
JJ & Marc simultaneously:FADE TO BLACK!!!
Dark Exile just nailed his finisher on Sike.He's reviving the ref...one...two...SIKE KICKS OUT!
He's groggy,but Sike and AnarKy are both n thier feet.He swings...misses...AnarKy with the "fall of society!" One...two...three!
JJ:This ones over...Sike got screwed by the dark misfits!
Ring announcer:You'r winner @ 6:57...AnarKy!
Marc:Something has to be done about this evil alliance!
JJ:Yeah,Sike just got screwed out of the TV belt!
Marc:That means next week,AnarKy will meet Void in the finals.I hope they bar Dark Exile from ringside.
JJ:Speaking of Darky,he's in the ring for a speacial exibition.
Handicap Match:Dark Exile vs. Kid Wikked,The MaStEr and WigSplitter
Dark Exile locks up first with Wikked.He tosses him around the ring with ease.After a big boot to the face,he hurls Wikked into the corner where he tags,The Master.
The Master has no better luck.He throws feeble shots into Exiles mask.Darky counters with a knee to the stomach,and a huge European uppercut.He slams Master in the middle and goes up top.
Marc:Picture perfect moonsault!He pins the Master!
Wikked gets back in and fires some shots at Exiles gut.A dropkick floors him.Wikked goes up top...he leaps...wait,DE catches him across his shoulders...
JJ:Fade to black...what a counter!He pins Kid Wikked!
Now Wig Splitter finds himself all alone with Dark Exile.Exile charges,and lays into 'Splitter with shots to the mask.
JJ:Those shots are having no effect on Wig Splitter!
Wig Splitter is taking his mask off...
JJ:What the hell is he doing?
Marc:IT'S THUMP...IT WAS THUMP ALL ALONG!!!
Thump lays into Dark Exile with shots to the head.He whips him off the ropes and nails him with a huge clothesline.
JJ:Thump is on fire!
Thump follows up with a huge powerbomb...he's going to the top rope...
JJ:This could be...
Marc:ROAD RASH!
DE rolls out of the ring and goes back to the dressing room,where he is counted out.
Ring announcer:You'r winner by countout @ 5:12...Thump!
JJ:Thump just got his revenge on Dark Exile!
Marc:For some reason,it dosn't seem like enough!Up next is our main event.The Prodigy will take on Nuts for the #1 contender spot...but theres a twist!The loser will also be the winner's slave for a day!It's all coming up after this commercial break.
Narrator:Hey wrestling fans,where can you get the best merchandise around?
Void:The A1W Superstore!
Narrator:Thats right.Now you can wear the gear the pro's wear! visit the official headquarters of A1W now,and get $10.00 off any item in the Superstore!From Dark Exile replica masks,to used Nuts I. McCracken whiskey bottles!
Kid Wikked:The A1W Superstore is the place to be...or I'm not an overpaid jobber!
Thump:Visit the Superstore today...or my next victim may just be you!
The superstore is also on the net at www.blahblahblah.com or via telephone @ 1-800-useless-stuff!
AnarKy:The A1W Superstore...get in or get out!
Marc:OK ladies and gentlemen,we are back.Our main event is now.But here to join us on commentary is the A1W World Heavyweight Champion...Thump!
Thump:Hey guys,it's a pleasure to be here.
JJ:Champ,before we get started...do you have a preference over who wins tonight?
Thump:You know Jesse,it really dosn't matter.Either way it will be a hard fight.Both wrestlers are top notch contenders,or they wouldn't be there in the first place.
"The Prodigy" Nate Sanders vs. Nuts(Winner to recieve a title shot next week.Loser to be the winners slave for a day!)
"California Love" plays and Nate walks to the ring with Lexie.He gets on the mic...
Nuts,I'v had it with you.After tonight,you'll be at the very bottom.Taking this toilet brush and cleaning up my $hit!And as for you champ...shine up that belt nice,cause next week,it'll be on my mantle!
Thump:This guy is full of him self,isn't he?
JJ:Indeed he is champ.
Suddenly,Nuts music hits and he's no where to be found.The music stops.They try to bring him back out by starting his music again...no Nuts.Sanders is getting antsy.
Marc:Wait!Theres Nuts sneaking up from the crowd.He's in the ring...Sanders dosn't see him! Reverse DDT! One ...two...
JJ:Oh man,I thought it was over!
Sanders tries to roll out,but Nuts is right on top of him.He hammers him with fists on the floor then rams Nate into the ring post...busting him open.The crimson flows into Sanders blonde locks.Nuts rolls him back in and points to Thump at the announce table...
Thump:You have enuff on you'r hands right now...you don't want none of this!
Nuts slams Sanders and goes up top...fist drop connects.Another cover results in a two count.He whips Sanders off the ropes and connects with a dropkick to his head.Nuts leaves the ring...
JJ:What the hell is he doing?
Marc:Nuts is going back stage.
Thump:He's giving Sanders too much time to recover!
When Nuts re-emerges,he has a red dress in one arm,and a blue on the other.Nate gets up just in time to see this and is FURIOUS!
He runs at Nuts who drop toe holds him face first into the buckles.
JJ:This is all a joke to Nuts!
Nuts starts to put the red dress on a groggy Sanders.Just then,Lexie jumps in the ring and starts strutting around for Nuts.She takes his hand and places it on her breast.Nuts is mesmerized!He lays one on her!The crowd goes wild!
Marc:LOWBLOW BY SANDERS!
Thump:That dirty tramp set Nuts up!
Sanders,slowly makes it to his feet.The blood spills in buckets from his head.He grabs Nuts by the head and screams to never touch his woman again! He the nails a DDT on Nuts.Sanders falls back to the mat to rest.
JJ:That earlier onslaught by Nuts took alot out of The Prodigy!
Nate follows up with a snap mare and a reverse chinlock.Nuts looks weary,but slowly gets back on his feet.He plants one elbow into Sanders mid section...then another...
Marc:But Sanders grabs Nuts kilt and throws him back to the mat.
Sanders stomps on Nuts then picks him up.Big body slam.He covers...two count only!
Nate whips Nuts into the rope...
Marc:Harlem sidekick! Thump can you get up if he hits you with that?
Thump:We'll see next week
Sanders goes to the top rope...but Nuts catches him,and slams him off.He then whips Sanders into the corner...
JJ:BRONCOBUSTER!
Thump:Ahhggg,Nuts really seems to enjoy that!
Nate falls to the arena floor...puking as usual!Nuts rolls on the mat laughing.He then goes after a croutching Prodigy....
Marc:Chair to the head...and the damn ref didn't see it!Lexie had him tied up the same way she did Nuts earlier!
Nate rolls him back in the ring and looks at Thump sitting at ringside...he slaps the headset off the champ!The referee is still destracted as Nate tries to enter the ring....Thump pulls him down...
JJ:Powerbomb on the concrete floor!
Thump rolls him back in the ring.
Marc:Thump what are you doing?
Thump:That #@&$ had it coming!
Nuts has just made it to his feet.He stands over Sanders...
JJ:This could be...
Marc:The peoples stagger!
Nuts bounds off the ropes,loses his senses and groggily falls head first into Sanders groin!
Thump:He nailed it!
Marc:One...two...three! Theres you'r number one contender right there,Thump!And now The Prodigy must be Nuts bitch for a day!
You'r winner @ 13:58...Nuts!
Thump:So thats how it's gonna be,huh?
Thump crawls into the ring and has a long staredown with Nuts as the cameras go off the air!
