Pyrotechnics explode all over the Louisville Gardens,this historic night!Over 5,000 fans are on thier feet holding signs that say such things as,"Nuts is my daddy" and "Thump me baby!"! The Twisted Steel cage hangs ominously over the double ring,and is sure to wreck hell on all of the Anarchy-One superstars.
The cameras pan down to ringside where you'r announcers,Play by play man,Marc Brown and Color Commentator Jesse James await the chaos!
Marc:Hello everyone,this is Marc Brown alongside Jesse James...and we have a historic night of action for you here at Genesis...OUR FIRST PPV!
Jesse James:You'r damn right,Marc!Anarchy is here and pro wrestling will NEVER BE THE SAME!I'm so looking forward to that title match in the cage tonight....LET THE BLOODSHED BEGIN!!!
Marc:Our first match is a clash of styles to say the least!Nuts wants a piece of "The Prodigy" who wants no part of the drunken Scott!
Match 1:"The Prodigy" Nate Sanders vs.Nuts I. McCracken
The lights go out and "California Love" thumps throughout the arena.When the lights come back on,the impressive body of Nate Sanders slowly walks to the ring with a beautiful girl on each arm.
Suddenly,the house lights dim,and a staggering shadow emerges from the back.It's NUTS! George Thouroughgood's "One bourbon,one scotch and one beer" ehco's on Nuts long arduous trip to the ring.
As Nuts gets in the ring he makes a pass at Nate's ladies.
Marc:SANDERS FROM BEHIND WITH A CHEAPSHOT!
Nate has Nuts down and stomps a mudhole in him with a furious vengence!He picks him up and slams him to the mat.
JJ:Nuts looks hurt,Marc!
Sanders follows up on his attack by whipping Nuts across the ring and nearly decapitating him with a breathtaking Harlem sidekick.He goes for the quick cover...one...two,KICKOUT!
Sanders then tries for a piledriver,but Nuts reverses it into a backdrop.He then falls to one knee,trying to regain his senses.
JJ:You know Marc,that flurry of offense by Sanders might not have had the effect we thought it had on Nuts.
Marc:Why do you say that Jesse?
JJ:Because the crazy bastard is drunk!Look at what he's doing now!
Nuts stands in the ring peppering his rival with HUGE right thands.Nate falls to the canvas in a heap.Nuts follows up with a scoop slam and stands over Sanders.He then does Rick Rude's(RIP) "pelvis dance" to Nate's girls on the outside.They look disgusted!
As Nuts finishes this complex sequence...he nearly stumbles over.He whips Sanders into the cornerand kicks him to the canvas.He then signals for perhaps the grossest move this side of the "stinkface!"
Marc:OH NO...BRONCOBUSTER!
JJ:...and remember,Nuts is a real Scottsman...NO UNDERWEAR UNDER THAT KILT!
Marc:NUTS IN THA FACE!
Sanders falls to the floor,puking his guts out!Nuts retrieves him and rams his head into the gaudrail,then rolls him back inside.He slams Sanders
JJ:Sanders is going into his tights for something!
Nuts stands over Nate and looks to the crowd which is going well...nuts!
He's calling for his finisher!
JJ:IT'S...ITS...
Marc:THE PEOPLES STAGGER!
Nuts then rushes to one side of the ropes,then the other.Nates girls jump up on the apron.As Nuts gets to Sanders,Nate pops up and nails him with the brass knuckles he had,then puts them back in his tights.He goes for the cover...
one...
two...
three!
Ring announcer:You'r winner @ 6:12..."The Prodigy" Nate Sanders!
JJ:DAMN!Nuts just got the shaft!
Marc:I thought we were going to see the most stupifying move in efed entertainment!But that damn Sanders stole it from us!Oh well,maybe Nuts can get his revenge later in the "Twisted Steel Title Match!"
Suddenly "My Goddess" by the Exxies,comes over the p.a. system and Void makes his way to the ring.The fans go apesh...He grabs the mic...
Void:You know,sometimes you'r just amazed at where you are in life.Last week,I was looking for work,and this week I have a shot that the World championship!So Kid Wikked,get you'r ass out here so I can beat it and get on to more important business!
Jesse:Void looks to be all business!
Just then...The Hardy Boyz theme hits,and the crowd looks on in anticipation as Kid Wikked makes his way down the aisle.
Marc:I can't wait for this one Jesse!Two of he top lightheavies in the world are about to collide!
Match 2:Void vs. Kid Wikked
Just as Wikked hits ringside,Viod leaps over the top headfirst with a suicide dive!
JJ:OH MY GAWD!
The crowd is standing on thier feet as Void clebrates his spectacular move.After slamming Wikked to the floor,he jumpes up on the apron.....
Marc:Void runs down the apron....RUNNING HURRACANRANNA FROM THE APRON!!!
Back in the ring,Void has complete control.He whips Wikked to the far side and nails him on the rebound with a spinning heelkick.He climbs to the second rope and hits a ledrop.He goes for the cover....2 count only!
Void is in complete control now.He folows this flurry up with a powerbomb...
Marc:WAIT...Kid Wikked counters with a hurracanranna of his own!
But as he gets up and turns,Void nails him with a clothesline that turns him inside out!He follows with a tiger suplex...one...two...
JJ:Wikked just barely kicks out!
Void signals for the end....He locks Wikked's arms in the camel clutch,then reaches back and hooks his legs in a boston crab and pulls back on his chin! ....Wikked is bent like a bow!
JJ:DRAGON CLUTCH!...DRAGON CLUTCH!Theres no way for Wikked to escape!
Wikked taps!
Ring announcer:Here is you'r winner @ 3:38...VOID!
Void celebrates his win by slapping the fans hands as he makes his way to the back.
Marc:Jesse,Void is in excellent condition for the Twisted Steel match tonight...he didn't get injured at all!
JJ:Yeah,that was a tee-total @$$kicking from Void.Sure hope Wikked recovers!
Marc:Up next is a match I've been dying to see.Two loners,two recluses here in A1W will hook it up when Dark Exile takes on Thump!
(A short video package of the Dark Exile vs. Thump fued is shown to the tune of "Fine Again" by Seether.It Includes images of Thump riding his bike though the desert and D.E. calling him out for a match at Genesis.)
Match 3:Dark Exile vs. Thump
"El Phantismo..." by White Zombie plays and out comes the luching Dark Exile.He walks to the ring like he's stalking his prey.
JJ:Marc,in all my years,I don't think I've ever seen anyone quite like Dark Exile.
Suddenly the lights go out and a huge spotlight fills the entry way."Blood Red Skies" by Judas Priest fills the arena,and the stoic figure of Thump on his Harley,fills the PPV cameras.He revs the engine,then peels out on his way down the aisle.
As he steps trough the ropes,Dark Exile attacks.
Marc:Dark Exile jumps Thump from behind.They are exchanging punches now in center ring.Whoa...Thump is getting the better of the exchange.He ducks a big right from DE and lands an atomic drop.
JJ:I don't think Dark Exile wants to brawl with the big man!
Thump then stomps Exile on the canvas before picking him up and whipping him into the ropes.He charges in and rocks DE's world with a big clothesline! Dark Exile slumps to the mat.
Thump lets out a howl to the crowd,who give it right back to him.He takes DE over with a quick snap suplex and goes for the cover...one ...two...DE kicks out.Thump motions for a Gorilla press slam.He lifts Exile up...
Marc:Dark Exile rakes Thump's eyes and lands on his feet! Oh,what a brutal kidney punch he just gave Thump.
The referee warns DE about hitting with a closed fist.Exile takes Thump down with a double leg then puts a front facelock on him.Slowly,Thump gets up and powers out of the hold.As he does,DE kicks him in the solar plexas and bounds off the ropes....swinging neckbreaker! He goes for the cover,and gets a two count.
JJ:These two are about as evenly matched as it gets!
He then hooks Thump into a camel clutch.
Marc:Thump is about out of it.The ref checks his arm...it falls once...twice...thre times...no...Thump is still in this thing!
Thump gets to his knees and gives DE a gargantuin jawbreaker.
JJ:Both men are down and hurting after that one!I think Dark Exile might have bit his tongue too!
Thump is up first and nails DE with three running clotheslines in a row! He whips DE into the ropes and charges after him.A huge power clothesline sends Dark Exile over the top and to the floor! Dark Exile pulls himself up using the ring apron,he is about spent.Thump comes up from behind...
JJ:LOWBLOW by Dark Exile...whats he doing now?
Dark Exile picks up Thump and slams him throat first on his own bike.Thump grabs his throat in pain,unable to breath.DE puts the boots to him!He lets out a joyous scream.
JJ:THIS MAN IS SICK!
DE rolls him back in the ring.He gets a two count from the ref.It pisses DE off.
Marc:Fisherman's suplex by Dark...one...two...NO!
A huge sidewalk slam gets yet another two count,and DE is getting frustrated.
He calls for a powerbomb...AND NAILS IT! ONE,TWO,TWO AND 7/8THS!
JJ:What does DE have to do to put Thump away,Marc?
Marc:Theres only one thing left that he can hit him with...Fade to Black!
Dark Exile puts Thump across his massive shoulders and swings him around into his feared finisher!
JJ:Thump is out!
DE goes for the cover...but Thumps foot is under the bottom rope! Exile goes into hysterics.He picks the ref up and gives him "Fade to Black."
JJ:Oh no...DE just grabbed a chair!
Marc:HE NAILS THUMP IN THE LEGS WITH IT!
A slew of referees come from the back,and Dark Exile knocks them into next week with the chair,then tears into Thump again.
JJ:Someone has to stop this!
Suddenly a few boys come in from the back and run Dark Exile off.They slowly help a tattered Thump to the back.
Ring announcer:Ladies and gentlemen,you winner by disqualification @ 17:59...Thump!
Marc:Jesse,that had to be one of the most disturbing things I have ever seen in all my years in pro wrestling! And for that sickening display,not only will Thump probably not make it to the final match tonight...but Dark Exile just eliminated himself by getting dq'd.Remember the loser of this match dosn't continue on!
JJ:Yeah,it was if DE enjoyed every minute of that chairshot beatdown.The big question is...what kind of shape will Thump be in for the Twisted Steel match tonight?
Marc:I don't know,right now I'm at a loss for words.It's obvious that Dark Exile knew that he couldn't beat Thump here tonight.He hit him with everything in his arsenal,and Thump just kept kicking out.Dark Exile knew that the only thing keeping him from the world title later on was Thump,and he just took him out! Well ladies and gentlemen,the show must go on.Up next is our hardcore match...
AnarKy vs. Cyrus the Virus
"Superbeast" echo's throughout the arena,and Anarchy steps into the chaos.As he makes his way to the ring,a figure comes up from behind...
JJ:Cyrus from behind with a lead pipe!!!
Cyrus busts open the back of AnarKy's head with the weapon,then puts the boots to him.He takes the big man,and throws him over the gaurdrail and into the crowd.The fans are going nuts as Cyrus throws AnarKy all over the arena.He slams him into a row of chairs and climbs onto the gaurdrail.
Marc:Moonsult off the rail...and onto AnarKy! One...Two...just a two count!
Cyrus keeps up the assault,kicking AnarKy in the ribs and then throwing him back into the aisle.He takes a chair and painfully brings it down across AnarKy's broad back.
JJ:Look at AnarKy...that chairshot pissed him off!
Cyrus goes for another,butAnarKy sidesteps,puts the chair on Cyrus' throat and Russian legsweeps him.
Marc:Chair to the throat!
AnarKy follows up by whipping Cyrus into the steel ringpost.He then rolls him into the ring.
JJ:Three minutes in...and we're finally in the ring!
AnarKy crotches Cyrus backwards on the ropes,pulls him out and hits a wicked looking reverse neckbreaker from the top! Cyrus writhes in pain! One elbow drop later and AnarKy goes for the cover.
One...two...oh,so close!
Anarchy pummels Cyrus in the corner the follows in with a clothesline...but Cyrus get the boot up.After shaking the cobwebs loose,Cyrus mounts an offense.He slams AnarKy and climbs to the top.
Marc:SWANTON BOMB!
Cyrus connects with the high flying move and goes for the cover.He gets a two count before AnarKy gets the shoulder up.Cyrus motions that he will finish AnarKy off.He picks AnarKy up for the Virus Spread,but AnarKy slides over the top.
JJ:"THE FALL OF SOCIETY!!!"
AnarKy hits his finish on Cyrus,but he's too injured to cover him.Finally he does....one...two...NO,Cyrus gets the shoulder up!AnarKy took too long going for the cover.The fight then rolls outside where both men exchange haymaker rights! They brawl onto the apron...
Marc:What's AnarKy doing?
JJ: INCOMING!!!!!
AnarKy just powerbombed Cyrus off the apron and through the announce table!
Marc:ONE...TWO...THREE!
JJ:AnarKy wins the hardcore match!What a mess!
Marc:Look at our table!
Ring announer:You'r winner @ 8:19...AnarKy!
Marc:Well ladies and gentlemen,that the kind of thing you come to expect from Anarchy-one Wrestl....WHAT!? Mary is in the back with...Thump?I thought he was gone!Well,back to you Mary...
Mary:Hello wrestling fans,this is Mary Snow in the back with a battered and bruised Thump.Mr.Thump,what do you have to say?
Thump:Mary,I'll tell you this,I didn't come to A1W tolay in a hospital bed.I came here to win the World title!
A1W Doctor:Thump,you'r too injured to wrestle!Especially in a match this dangerous!I will not allow you to participate in this match!
Thump:Sorry about this doc...
With that,Thump lays the doctor out cold with a left hook.This brings out The A1W Commisioner.
Cammish:WHATTHEHELL ARE YOU DOING!!!???
Thump:I'll tell you what I'm doing...I'm going down to that ring,and I'm taking whats mine,and if you don't like it,you can join the doc on the floor.And one other thing,you'd better put Dark Exile in that match!His ass is mine!
Cammish:But we just suspended Dark Exile until he pays a $5,000.00 fine!He took out all those ref's and for that he will pay out of his own pocket!
Thump:I'll pay the damn fine!You just get him in that match!You'll get you'r money after.And Dark Exile will get whats coming to him...now!
Cammish:Thats fine with me...you are two of my best atheletes.And you deserve a shot like everyone else.I wish you luck!
Mary:Back up to you Marc and Jesse!
Marc:It looks like Thump and Dark Exile are both back in the Twisted Steel match!
JJ:Thats great news,but I hope Thump is in shape after that beating just twenty minutes ago.Man this match is gonna rule!
Marc:Ladies and gentlemen it's time for our main event!
Twisted Steel!Two rings surrounded by a cell!Last man standing wins...dosn't get much simpler than that!
All of a sudden the lights go out and "Twisted Steel" goes over the jumbo tron.All participants are shown on the screen.The montauge ends with a shot of the A1W title.
JJ:Here comes the Commisioner with the belt!
Marc:He's having a seat at ringside,so he can present the winner with the belt!
All of a sudden "Superbeast" goes over the PA again,and out comes AnarKy!
JJ:AnarKy,who just wrestled,has the displeasure of drawing number one....whats he doing?
Marc:He's climbing to the top of the cell!
Kid Wikked comes down the aisle at number two and climbs to meet AnarKy atop the cage!
JJ:HERE WE GO!!!
Immediatly,AnarKy starts hammering Wikked with huge shots.Wikked stumbles,and nearly falls off the side.Adrenaline hits,and he hammers back with rights of his own.He levels AnarKy with a dropkick that sends the big man onto the mesh.Wicked follows with a fistdrop.He gets up and yells to the crowd.Big mistake!When he turns,AnarKy is ready...
JJ:Lowblow!
Marc:The clock is counting down...3...2...1!
The buzzer sounds,and Mastermind comes running down the aisleway.He wisely watches as AnarKy finishes off Kid Wikked...
Marc:"FALL OF SOCIETY ON THE ROOF!!!" ONE...TWO...THREE! Wikked is gone!
Ring annnouncer:Kid Wikkd is eliminated @ 3:01!
Wikked lays prone on top of the cell as AnarKy peers down at Mastermind below.Mastermind motions for him to come down,and AnarKy starts kicking in the roof!
JJ:It's giving way!
Anarky knocks a section of the roof out,causing a huge hole!He hangs from the roof,and drops to the ring.When he does,Mastermind puts the boots to him!
Marc:Mastermind all over AnarKy.Oh....big neckbreaker!
Mastermind goes for the cover,but AnarKy powers out.Mastermind goes to the top...the buzzer counts down...And it's The "Prodigy" Nate Sanders!He quickly helps Mastermind.They double slam AnarKy.
Marc:Sanders is setting up that broken piece of roof in the corner....what does he have in mind?
JJ:He slams AnarKy's head into the steel!AnarKy is busted open!
Sanders continues on,grating AnarKy's face in the mesh.It cuts like cheese ina cheese grater!The crowd counts down to entrant number five...It's Cyrus!
Cyrus helps in the beatdown of AnarKy,his nemisis earlier tonight.All three men have singled out the big man and they attack him like a gang of thugs.Each taking turns until the buzzer sounds again and Void comes running to the ring with a trash can!
JJ:Void is going postal with that trash can! Huge shots to the heads of all three thugs!
Void has bought the injured AnarKy some time to rest,as he fends off the heels with some of thier own medicine.He nearly knocks Cyrus unconscious with a dtt on the can!
We're about to see number seven....IT'S NUTS!
Immediatly,Nuts goes after "The Prodigy." He whips him into the buckles and follows him in with a clothesline.As he does this,Void hits a swinging neckbreaker on Mastermind,and tells the crowd that he's going up topside!
JJ:What is Void doing?
Marc:He's on top of the Twisted Steel cage!
As Nuts hits Sanders with a piledriver,the camera pans up to the roof.There,Void is standing beside the hole in the roof,peering down at a motionless Cyrus.
Marc:NO....HE WOULDNT!
Void leaps!
JJ:YES HE WILL!
Marc:SHOOTING STAR PRESS FROM ATOP THE16 FOOT CELL!!!
Void hits Cyrus,beautifully with the life threatening move,and groggily covers him.
Marc:one...two....three! Cyrus is out,and could be dead!
Eliminated @ 11:59...Cyrus!
The buzzer goes again...and Sike enters the fray.As he does,Nuts slams Mastermind to the mat and climbs the ropes.
JJ:What is a drunkard like Nuts doing on the ropes?
Marc:450 SPLASH CONNECTS!OH MY GOD,NUTS JUST NAILED A MOVE THAT REQUIRES A TON OF BODY CONTROL!!!
JJ:He pins Mastermind!
Eliminated @ 12:32...Mastermind!
The crowd is going wild,as they stand and chant in unison...NUTS!NUTS!NUTS!
Nuts stuggles to his feet in awe of what he just did.
JJ:Crazy drunken bastard!
Sike attacks him from behind.Soon after,Sanders does as well.In the other ring,the broken bodies of AnarKy and Void are throwing each other around in a violent human chess game.Void nails a hurracanranna and looks at whats happening in ring one.
In ring one,Nuts has powerbombed Sike and focused on getting revenge on Sanders.He hits him with a clothesline,then slams him to the mat.He stands over The Prodigy,and gives that look to the crowd...
JJ:He's signalling for "The People's Stagger!"
Nuts bounds off the farside ropes and comes back.As he does,Void springboards off the ropes and nails him with a dropkick!
Marc:Oh no,Void just sent Nuts tumbling head over heels with that dropkick! Void and Sanders pick Nuts up....DOUBLE POWERBOMB!!! One...two...three!
Eliminated @ 13:58...Nuts!
JJ:Nuts and the people got the shaft...AGAIN!
Dark Exile enters at number nine!As he does,Void celebrates his elimination of Nuts with Sanders.He turns his back to Sanders,when he turns back around...
Marc:LAST RITES! What a doublecross by The Prodigy!
Eliminated @ 14:12...Void!
In ring two,AnarKy and Sike are exchanging right hands.Sike misses a haymaker,and AnarKy hits him with the "Fall of Society!"
Eliminated @ 15:06...Sike!
Dark Exile and AnarKy reform thier old alliance as they beat on the only other person left,Sanders.They whip Sanders off the ropes...AnarKy leapfrogs...AND DARK EXILE NAILS SANDERS IN THE HEAD WITH A WICKED CHAIRSHOT!
Number ten enters,and it's Jumpin Jack Flash.He stands almost no chance against AnarKy and DE's double team.As the buzzer blows at the eighteen minute mark...Dark Exile hits him with his finisher...
Marc:"Fade to black!!!" JJF is unconscious and therefore eliminated!
Eliminated @ 18:00...Jumpin Jack Flash!
As the refs roll Flash out of the ring,an engine revs...
Marc:It's Thump...oh man,somebody is gonna die!
Thump rides down to the ring,where Darky and AnarKy wait forhim.Thump grabs a chair and jumps in the ring.Dark Exile charges....
Marc:Thump with a chair to the mask skull of Dark Exile!
JJ:PAYBACKS A BITCH!!!
Thump,limping badly,feeds both AnarKy and Dark Exile all the steel they can handle!He then turns his attention soley to DE.He raises the chair high above his head and prepares to end Dark Exile's agony...
JJ:Spear by AnarKy!
DE was baiting him the whole time.At this time,Sanders gets back up and nails AnarKy from behind.He then goes after Exile.He rams him headfirst into the cage,as the final man ...The Master enters the ring.
Sanders picks up a chair...AND BLASTS MASTER!He pins him!
Eliminated @ 20:37...The MaStEr!
Sanders turns his attention to Exile again.He drops the chair and drapes Exile over his shoulders...
Marc:Death Valley Driver perhaps? Wait...Dark Exile slides over his back...picks him up...Fade to Black on the steel chair!"
Sander is pinned!
Eliminated @ 21:44..."The Prodigy" Nate Sanders!
It's now down to the final three men...Dark Exile,AnarKy and Thump.The crowd stands to thier feet.All the guys from tne back come out to watch the match,standing in the aisle,awaiting history!
AnarKy and Dark Exile attack Thump.They set the broken section of roof in the corner and throw him headfirst into it like a javeline!Thump is busted open.If that was not enough,Dark Exile gets into his tights...
JJ: And pulls out a screwdriver?AGHHH...Exile is carving up Thumps face with a screwdriver!
The duo celebrates...when they turn,Thump uses his last bit of energy....
Marc:Spear on both men by Thump!He picks up AnarKy...CLOTHESLINE FROM HELL!ONE...TWO...THREE!
Eliminated @ 24:42...AnarKy!
Suddenly,Dark Exile and Thump find themselves alone again.They circle like caged tigers....and start trading punches!Dark Exile is getting the better of a beaten and bloodied Thump.He follows his fistic barrage with a dtt.He covers Thump...One...two...two count only!
Dark Exile is sick of Thump and cannot be disqualified in theis match!He picks up the steel chair for another round of violence...he raises it over his head as Thump gets to his knees.
Suddenly,DE stops.He gets an idea,and drops the chair...IN FAVOR OF THE RING STEPS!
JJ:Well,of course,the steps are a bigger weapon!"
Dark Exile raises his weapon of choice to the fans and turns his attention to Thump.He stands over him...AnarKy yells at him to finish Thump.Dark Exile raises the steps.....
THUMP NAILS THE STEPS WITH THE CHAIR!!!ONE...TWO....THREE!!!!!Ladies and gentlemen.....Thump has just won the A1W World title!!!Thump has his revenge!
Ring announcer:You winner and First Anarchy-one World Heavyweight Champion @ 27:59...THUMP!
Thump stands on the turnbuckles and lifts the belt high over head.
Many reporters fill the ringside area as Thump is congratulated by A1W superstars.He trows the belt over his shoulder and hops on his motorcycle,Belle.He heads up the ramp....something is wrong...
Marc:Thump just lost control of the bike!It threw him through the jumbotron!
A1W trainers comeout to check on Thump as an image appears on the shattered screen....
AnarKy is huddled over Thumps bike in a segment that was filmed earlier.Thumps voice can be heard giving his interview with the Commsioner in the background.Dark Exile is laughing the whole time.In his hand is a screwdriver...The PPV fades out with a graphic that says...A1W Copyright 2003
