Jessie- " And so, the second carnage begins."
Marc- " Yeah, and what a way to start it off, we have Sike going aginst the origional misfit himself DarkExile.
Jessie- " We will get that match started right after this commercial break.
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Marc- " Well, that video is ..........Nuts."
Jessy- " That wasnt funny Marc, lets just go ahead and get the first match going befor you crack a lame joke like that agin."
DARK EXILE VS SIKE
Dark Exile's entrence music begins to play over the PA, and the lights go out across the Anarchy-One arena, after a few short moments, the lights come on agin, but wait what is this no Dark Exile.
Marc- "This is a strange turn of events from the origional misift."
Jessy- "Lets wait and see how this plays out."
Sikes music begins to play, and Sike comes out from backstage, the smirk on Sike's face dissapears as he realizes his opponent is not in the ring. Sike motions for a mic.
Sike- Well,Well,Well, it seems Dark Exile is the one who has been Siked out, Exile, I'll give you till the count of ten to get your ass out here. One...Two...Three...Four...
Whats this Dark Exile is standing on the titantron.
"Marc- DARK EXILE JUST LEAPED OFF THE TITANTRON!!!"
Jessie- " SHOOTING STAR PRESS, SHOOTING STAR PRESS!!!"
Dark Exile hits Sike dead on with the shooting star press, knocking them both to the ground. Dark Exile gets to his feet first, and picks Sike up, Dark Exile then hits Sike three times in the face, after the third punch, Sike snaps out of his daze, and knees Darky in the stomach, Dark Exile clutches his abdomen in pain. Sike takes advantage of Dark Exiles Cripple, and beats Dark Exile down to the ground with his forarm.
Marc-"This doesnt look good for Dark Exile."
Sike then grabs the back of Dark Exiles mask, and tries to rip it off. Only to get a boot to the face, out of blind rage Dark Exile begins hammering Sike with punches.
Jessie- "That wasnt a smart move on the part of Sike, all he did was piss the Dark man off."
Dark Exile hits Sike with a snapmare, he follows up with a leg drop, and a Quick cover. 1..2.. Two count only. Dark Exile picks Sike up, but Sike counters with a school boy. 1...2... Yet another two count.
Jessie-"It seems both men are equally matched."
Marc- "I wouldnt count on it, Dark Exile is still in good shape, where as Sike looks to be limping, I think Dark Exile landed on Sikes left leg when he hit that shooting star press."
Dark Exile quickly gets to his feet, and both me lock up. Sike sets up Dark Exile for a powerbomb, Sike lifts Darky up, but Darky slips off Sikes back, and locks in a sleep hold! Sike slowly begins to fade, gettting weaker and weaker.
Jessie- "This looks like the end for Sike, the ref raises his arm and it drops once, his arm drops twice, wait whats this? Dark Exile just let Sike out of the sleep hold, and motions for Fade to Black."
Dark Exile gets Sike into possition for fade to black. 1...2...3
Your winner @ 7min. and 15 seconds, Dark Exile.
Marc- "Well, it seems Sike is yet to get his revenge on Dark Exile."
Jessie- " It seems that way, but im more excited about the next match, the newest members of Anarchy-One Kronoc, and Kobra go head to head in a first blood match."
Marc- "Yeah, this new match looks like it will be a good one, the first of the two men to bleed is eliminated."
Jessie-"Well, lets get the blood flowing."
KRONOC VS KORBA
(Loser pays for the broken cameras)
And with that, Kobra's music begins to bellow over the PA, and he walks slowly to the ring, stoping only to pick up a chair from ringside. Next, the disturbing sounds of Bwomp began to ring over the arena, but wait whats this? No kronoc. After several seconds, Kronoc enters the arena with a trash can!? Kronoc runs to the ring, where he gets nailed in the stomach with the chair. He clutches his stomach in pain. Kobra swings the chair down to the mat, but Kronoc moved out of the way just in time. Kronoc gets to his feet, and kicks Korba in his knee, Kobra falls to the ground holding his left knee, Kronoc continues the damage to the knee. He find his trash can, and starts wailing on Kobra's bad knee. After only seconds, Kobra can no longer move, Kronoc walks towards the ropes, and climbs out of the ring.
Marc-"Whats he doing, all he has to do is make him bleed, he has this match won."
Jessie- "OH MY GOD HE JUST GOT A METAL POLE FROM UNDER THE RING."
Kronoc steps back into the ring, and finds Kobra still lying on the mat. Kronoc walks over to Kobra, lifts the pipe over his head, and brings the pipe down, wait, Kobra was playing possom, Kobra just kicked the pipe in Kronoc's face, and Kronoc is now bleeding all over the mat.
Winner @ 4 min. 34 sec. Kobra
Jessie- "Wait, the officials are saying Kobra's Knee is bleeding."
Marc-"Which would mean Kronoc is the winner right, oh shit, im confused."
Jessie-" Ok Anarchy-One fans, the refs are now saying that since the match cannot be decided, the two wrestlers will face agin next week, but the match type is yet to be decided."
Kronoc grabs the chair, and nails one of the refs in the head with the chair, he then climbs out of the ring, and walks out.
Marc- "Bad show by Kronoc, but if you ask me, I would say Kronoc is the winner, I think he busted Kobra's knee with that trash can early in the match."
Jessie- "Well, you know the ref's have to have a fair fight."
Marc-"Now, its time for the pub match. Lets go see if the two wrestlers have arrived.
NUTS VS THUMP
(special guest ref. Nate Sanders/bar room brawl)
Nuts, and Thump are seen drinking together at the bar, they are telling jokes back and forth, and laughing. Thump offers Nuts yet another beer, and Nuts gladly excepts. Nuts continues to swing a large about of alcahol, Thump has stopped drinking, and watches as Nuts continues to drink. All of the sudden, Nuts falls off his bar stool, and into a deep sleep. Thump's plan has worked well, a radio can be heard coming closer and closer to the pub, the music sounds like miami vice music. After a few moments, Nate Sanders walks through the door. Thump holds up a beer in Nates direction.
Thump- "You want this"
Nate- "No, but I will take your belt."
Thump- "Yeah, yeah, lets get this over with."
Nate- "Hurry up, I have places to be.
Thump covers the drunken scottsman, and Nate takes his time to count to three. As soon as his hand hits the third time, Nuts lets out a huge fart, the whole bar is filled with the stench of beer pretzles. Oh sonny, iv had that en' worked up for a bit now.
Nate- " You know you just lost right."
Nuts- " Shut ye traup Sunny Jim, this match is far from over.
Nuts then makes a fist and shakes in in Nates face, only to pass out on the bar floor.
Winner @ 3 min. 12 seconds Thump
Camera fades back to the Anarchy-One arena.
Jessie- "Was that even a match?"
Marc- "Umm, I'm not really sure, I dont think so, but in this fed, im not sure of anything. Lets take a commercial break to think about this last.....match."
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Jessie- Well, its now time for the three way match.
Marc- "These guys have not put out much effort to keep their jobs."
Jessie-"Yeah, I know, lets see which jobber will win.
MASTERMIND VS MASTER VS KID WIKKID
The Anarchy-One entrence music begins to play, and the Prez of Anarchy-One folowed by four security guards, they walk down the steps, and enter the ring.
Marc- "Whats going on here?"
Jessie- "I'm not sure, lets wait and see."
Prez- " Lately, these three wrestlers have shown no attempt to participate in Anarchy-One, They have not had an interview in days, and there paycheck is still being sent to them, up to this point. But, as of now, YOU THREE ARE FIRED. Security, get their ass's out of here.
The security guards step out of the ring, and are seen walking backstage, the titantron then flashes on, and the security guardds are seen entering the wrestlers dressing rooms, grabbing the wrestlers, and thrown outside the building, the wrestlers are pissed, but do not attept to rebel aginst the security guards.
Jessie- " Well, that match was short lived, but expected, the jobbers will be taken off the roster soon."
Marc- "Yeah, but now its time for the final match, Void will take on Anarky for the TV title."
Jessie- "Well, lets get it started, and hope its more eventful than the last two matches have been, if you can even call them matches.
VOID VS ANARKY
(winner takes the TV title)
Superbest by RobZombie hits the PA, and the lights go off all over the Anarky Arena, a few moments later, the lights come on, and Anarky is standing in the ring waiting for Void. The lights begin to flash black and green, and Void runs out from the locker rooms. Void jumps in the ring and the men meet in the middle of the ring face to face. Anarky kicks Void in the abdomen a few seconds after the staredown, getting a head start on Void, void clutches his stomach in pain, only to get kick in the side of the head. Void falls to the ground, and gets introduced to Anarky's boot three times, Void then roles away from the forth kick, and does a kick up. Void sidestepps Anarkys punch, and sidesteps Anarks punch. He then runs off the ropes and does a hurricanrana?!
Marc- "Oh my god, that was awesome!"
Jessie- "A few more of those, and this match will be over."
Void follows up by spearing Anarky as he attempts to reach his feet. Anarky grabs Void in a head lock , and gets to his feet, Anarky gets Void into position, POWERBOMB!.
Marc- "Oh that look liked it hurt."
Jessie- "Well Marc, you always seem to be one step ahead of everyone else."
Marc- "Yeah,yeah.
Anarky picks up void for yet another powerbomb, but Void punches the big man in the head several times, send Anarky backwards into the canvas. Void quickly jumps to the top rope, and yes, he hits the SHOOTING STAR PRESS OFF THE TOP ROPE! Anarky is out of it, Void motions for the Dragon Clutch.
Jessie- This looks bad for Anarky.
Marc- "Its over."
Void locks in the Dragon clutch, and begins to pull forward on Anarky's legs when all of the sudden!
Jessie- "What is Kronoc doing with that chair?"
Marc-"It seems Kronoc is the newest member of the Dark Misfits, BUT WAIT HERE COMES THE CHAMP WITH A CHAIR OF HIS OWN!"
Thump runs down to the ring to assist Void, he hits Kronoc in the stomach with the char, as Kronoc clutches his abdomen, Thump hits Kronoc yet agin in the back, three men now lay lifeless in the ring.
Jessie- " Whats this Dark Exile just jumped out from under the ring, but the champ doesnt see him!
Marc- "Thats the same chair he bloodied Thump with in their first match."
Dark Exile slides under the bottom rope, and gets behind Thump, he then taps Thump on the back, and brutalizes Thumps forehead, The big man is down, along with Void, Anarky, and Kronoc. Dark Exile motions for Fade to Black, he picks Thump up, and hits him with Fade to Black. Dark Exile then drags Anarky over to the lifeless body of Void, he lays Anarky on Void as if you pin him.
Jessie- "Whats this there is no ref, wait, it looks as if I spoke too soon, here comes that sniveling snake Nate Sanders in his ref suit."
Winner @ 12 min. 37 sec. and new TV CHAMPION...ANARKY.
Jessie- "Thats just sick, those misfits will get whats coming to them."
Marc-" Yeah, but whos going to stop them.
As the cammera fades, Dark Exile is seen standing over the lifeless bodies laying on the mat...
