Friday, October 28, 2005 0:47 AM

Bosses World Comes Crashing Down!!!

It is a Dark day for all Big Boss Fans out there, as Pedition saw Boss slip into an unforgiving deep sleep.
When Boss was to regain Conciousness.. A New UWA World Champion was crowned, his old rival, Rilo Thornsfeld.
Speaking earlier in an interview with Big Boss, he showed signs that he was ready for any challenge.
Going into this match up with a 3 - 1 advantage over his old rival, victory looked assured.
But watching the fight, Rilo gave Boss the fight of his life.
Perhaps for the first time in a great many years..
Big Boss Tapped out!

Though feeling suicidal as if it was like waving a red flag to a raging bull, I knew I couldn't led up on this oppertuinity and tried so frantically to look for Big Boss on his opinion to this match.
A few bad decisions during the match had the Ayatollah of Hardcore a little frustrated.
But I was more interested in the opinion of the fallen Big Boss.
Rumours floated around that Big Boss had been involved in a scuffle with several members of staff which lead to Security escorting him off the premises. So I can safely say that Big Boss isn't happy and Rilo hasn't seen the last of Big Boss, that you can be sure of.

Chris Polaski

Man in Coma, Eye witness saw Boss in the Area!

Our World Champion may be in a spot of bother?
Near from where Boss was training 2 men were fond severely battered and bruised in an alley way 3 blocks away, one lays in critical condition.

Eye witnesses claim to of seen a man matching Bosses exact description near to where the assault took place.
Hopefully this is just a coincidence and this will all fly past.
Big Boss doesn't need this bad press going into his World Title Defence at Pedition in 2 days time.

Chris Polaski

11-10-2005

The Battle lines are drawn !

October 23rd, Sunday Night in Miami, Florida.. This is the date and location of the long awaited Pedition.
through 4 harrowing shows on our Road to the Big One. But Boss has a hard task ahead.
After leaving Road to Pedition 4 on the losing team, Our fearless World Champion needs to set his sights on keeping his mind focused and his health at peak condition as he meets his long time adversary Rilo Thornsfeld with the World Title on the line.

But to all those that were watching last Sunday would know that Rilo has a few tricks up his sleeve.
Acquiring the services of the 'Golden Boy' Michael Edwards. Manipulated by Rilo's deceit, Edwards is now apart of his plans.
But what does Edwards play in this feud between Boss & Rilo and should Biggie be worried?
Boss may have to contend with 2 World Class talents in order to keep hold of his most cherished possession, the UWA World Heavyweight Championship.
What felt like an easy first Title Defence for the Champ has now turned to a threat and Boss will need to use all his cunning to get one over on both these men.

Chris Polaski

28-09-05

Lethal Lottery, If Rilo wasn't enough !

When you though that Big Bosses day couldn't get any worse.. It does !
Hot out of the office of Nick Pellet and James Ramage.. Hot would be the ideal word for these 2 as they wrestled, played Video Games, chased a greased up guy and fought with block puppets to decide who the 6 Unlucky Men were to face in this Wildcard Lethal Lottery Draw, but Boss isn't complaining too much.
Segrada & Q-Ball will have to put differences a side as they team up with the Phenomenal Tony Fornack who only just last week defeated legendry superstar Doc Placebo. Who we all thought for sure was walking out United States Champion suffered a shock upset by this new boy in the UWA.
4 Weeks in the business and already he has captured perhaps the most precious gold before the World Title.. Definitely one to look out for.

But on Bosses side we find that it packs a hell of a punch as Boss teams up with Legendry Hall of Famer Michael Edwards and controversial star Jason Sparks who gave Segrada the fight of his life last week.
Boss seems concerned with other things right now.. I don't need to tell you who?

But if Biggie can walk out of Road to Pedition 4 with the Winning Team then the World Champion can go into Pedition with a clear head, focused on the Man from Pan.

Chris Polaski

12-09-05

One Rivalry Ends.. Another just begins !

For that is the topic in hand.. An Old Rival Re-emerges from the Darkness to get his point across.
Rilo has returned! Much to the dismay of the World Champion, as he was on the receiving end of a nasty looking Chair Shot to the Head.. The blood pouring would suggest so.

Did this attack have any motive or was Boss simply caught up in a random attack by someone that wonted to make a return impact into UWA ?
Big Boss & Rilo have had a long and twisted Rivalry spanning almost 2 years.. This is but another Chapter in that Book.

Coming off the Victor in what was, a brutal Grudge Match between these 2 former friends, Q-Ball almost cost Big Boss the chance of ever receiving a World Title Shot. Big Boss has thought of nothing but Revenge ever since.
Is this feud between Big Boss and the Perpetual Champion, Q-Ball over ?
Or is simply the Beginning of the End for either of these 2 ?
I will keep you posted on anything that comes up about this.

Chris Polaski

30-08-05

My Firm Poll cause's quite a stir!!

Now I'm one known for his sense of humour with a good natured personality, but my recent poll caused quite some contraversy so much so that my inbox is being flooded with threatning or should I say hilarious messages from a couple of sour pusses..

First off we have a letter from Mike Hilliard at <mhill1179@adelphia.net>

That was a great poll Big Boss!! I can't believe you thought that up all by yourself. It pales in comparison to my poll. You are the greatest e-fed personality ever to exist. Why don't you post some more of your dribble on the XPWA OOC board, or even better, post it after my RP so you get banned. You big dumb retard. I hope it sticks in your craw that I am not only the XPWA U.S. Champion, but now the WORLD Champion as well. I hate to say it, but on behalf of The FIRM, you've been beaten here. Why don't you do yourself a favor, and stay out of the XPWA, because you're not wanted. We have stars like Krypto, Meznik, Hellraiser....people who actually perform and make a contribution. You come on and start flame wars, and then blame us. Just wanted to take a moment to gloat, hope you enjoy your title reign in UWA. I saw that you didn't actually have to fight for your belt, your opponent just didn't show up. HA! I wish I had it that easy. Not that the dribble with a big Morpheus head all over it wasn't good roleplaying, I just stopped reading it after 10 seconds. Have a great day, I bid you adeu....

Sincerely,

Tom Murphy XPWA United States Champion XPWA World Champion UWA thorn in your side

Heh heh! Next up we have an email from a prat calling himself Tim Hilliard <shockwave811@yahoo.com>.... Related? It figures lol

GOD! What a tool! Why aren't the Firm on your top 50? I think the fact we've held more belts then your mom on a good night of hooking shows we deserve to be. Oh wait, no one cares about your stupid top 50...it only has 30 wrestlers anyway you jackass. Why don't you face Murphy? Oh, wait again....just make a few more excuses and say you want him to face you in UWA. Keep running, I'm sure Tom will ctach you some day.

I'd like to say if your interested in voting in the Poll you can find it on my home page.. Keep those threatening letters coming boys we here at Big Boss.com are having a great chuckle at your expense.

Big B

29-08-05

2 Years of Battling Corruption, Hatred, his own Mind and even his own Ill-life, Big Boss holds in his hand as I type this Article for all you Big Boss Fans out there a shinning testament to those that can be anything if you put your Mind to it, the UWA World Heavyweight Championship.
It was a tough fight indeed, Big Bosses rivalry with Nick Walters has dwindled on almost a full year, I think now it has finally ended.

I talked to Big Boss earlier who gave me the honour to grace us with his first Interview since winning the covenanted Title. We discussed his future, his fight with Nick Walters and his up and coming fight with Q-Ball at Road to Perdition 2?...

Big Boss - It was a good ride don't you think Chris?
My fight with Nick Walters as you know has been a year long struggle to take Vengeance on Mark Drivlane's Treachery after the Third Crucible.
Through that journey I have made friends but mostly made enemies along the way.. But I wouldn't hesitate making an enemy of everyone for greatness, selfish I know but I don't owe anyone a dam thing.
Allot of my diabolical actions have caused a rift in my fan base, those I thought loyal to my cause turned their backs to me and boo me which-ever Arena I visit.
But I say to those so-called fans.. I don't and have never needed you.. Look at yourselves before you judge me.
Those still loyal to me are my True Followers.. My 'TRUTH Followers', they stick by me through thick and thin. I wont no Band Wagon Hoping mark's leeching off my Glory, you wanna mark someone? Mark that sniveling wretch, Mike Furious he could do with a fan or two.

I seem to be getting a little angry here Chris, so moving on I would like to add that I'm due to face Q-Ball in several days time.
I can't help but feel excited about this, Q-Ball has certainly proved his treachery, not just because he helped Nick Walters slip my grasp through our phony Alliance, but now he runs to XPWA, reforming the Xtreme Revolution.

You wanna know why he has done this?

To avoid facing me!
The Title not being put on the line is just a half-truth to the real reason why he refuses to face me?
He knows what he did to me, he betrayed me!
What he did turning his back on UWA means nothing to me, but his treachery towards me and my quest for the World Title and my eventual Vengeance over Nick Walters was worse than what even He did to me.
Q-Ball's a Dead man Walking.. Death Row calls him and his day of Execution?
September 4th!
I have planned something very special for him, whether the fans applaud it or not, it's irrelevant!
I will have my Revenge!

On a final note before I sign off... Take a look at this, it's the UWA World Heavyweight Title Chris.
I'm the Top Dog of UWA Now!
I plan to stay that way, making Q-Ball an example of where treachery get's you at Road to Perdition 2.
Thanks Chris and to all the TRUTH Followers still loyal to me.

As you can see, the Big Boss is well prepared, another bit of news.. Boss has been planning to train in the fine art of Aikido to help add to his many fighting skills as a string of fresh talent has recently joined the UWA and he needs to show these new guys who own's them?

12-8-05

Boss Negotiates with Sid Hogg!

Talks Between Big Boss and long time trainer and friend Sid Hogg have begun as Boss prepares himself for the biggest match in his UWA Career at Road to Perdition 1 for the UWA World Heavyweight Title in 17 Days.

Speaking to Big Boss about the current affairs between himself and former trainer Sid Hogg, as well as the World Title Match between himself and Nick Walters he had this to say...

Big Boss - Well my friendship between myself and Sid Hogg these past several months has been a bit off the hinges.
I haven't kept in contact with Sid and it has built to a feeling of a fall out between us.
I have been phoning up Sid about the offer in him training me for my big World Title Match in over 2 weeks time..
My last call with Sid ended in Sid thinking about the offer I have given him.. He will let me know on the Weekend.

As for the World Title Match.. I only have 17 Days left to prepare, hardly seems like enough time.
But you have to think of it this way from both sides of the story.. Is 17 Days enough time for Walters to book his Last Will and Testiment?
Whether I'm ready or not, this match is the most important match in my life, whether I have a missing limb or some kind of chronic fatigue, I will not quit.. I will take my body to the limit and beyond, I will risk my life for greatness.
You think Walters will do the same?

The Build up to this match has begun, who will come out on top to this fight already starting to pull in the crowds at the Ticket Office?
UWA Officials are hoping for a full house this Sunday to see what will happen? As this fight promises to heat up.

Chris Polaski

1-8-05

That's how long Big Boss has until he finally get's what he has been striving for 2 years to recieve... A World Title Shot.
Only 30 Days Away, he prepares.
10 Minute Major looks to be his first fight towards 4 Time Newly Crowned UWA World Champion Nick Walters.
But there is the issue of Bad Blood between these 2 fighters.
Ever since the dark days of Drivlane Big Boss has shown utter resentment towards the 4 time Champ as he helped give away his World Title Shot after winning the 3rd Crucible to Mike Furious.
Since that day these 2 men have been bitter enemies and it showed as Big Boss, in a match to reclaim his vacated United States Champion put Walters out of this business for over a month, the attempt to end his career was not forgotten lightly by Walters.
Walters from that day realised how much Big Boss resented his qualities.. Thus the poison between these 2 men grew.

In their last fight it was Bosses failing Alliance with Q-Ball which eventually became his undoing as Walters sneaked the 3 count costing Boss the fight. His Alliance with Q-Ball was over as of that day and all hope of another World Title Shot had faded.
Low and behold he was given the chance.. Give up his US Title for a Number 1 Contendership Match for the World Title
Big Boss took the gamble and vacated the US Title to take this chance.

It paid off as Big Boss walked out with the World Title Shot.
Now with just 30 Days to prepare, 10MM seems to look like a fitting warm up.

Chris Polaski

23-7-05

Boss has a Stalker(s) !!

Strange but true folks, it looks like a certain group calling themselves the Firm who wrestle in UWA's sister fed XPWA want Big Boss and have broken every rule in the wrestling rule book to show their bitter distaste towards the Former Crucible Winner.
UWA Legal Officials have been reported to of phoned up XPWA and the Firm, complaining over the unlawful publicity of their star signing, who is scheduled to face Rilo at Battle of the Immortals.

The Firm go on to even cover their newly opened Web site, with page after page of hatred towards Big Boss to even go as far as to rig a poll with 'Who would you wont to punch if they opened their mouth?' you can just guess who received the most votes?

Big Boss has now seen this Web site and he has these comments to say...

Big Boss - Dam!.. And I thought I was f**ked up.
I have met some real a**holes in my 3 Year career, Kurrupt, Ni9ne, G-X, Jack Callhan, but these guys by far are the most messed up, you could say their obsession with me is almost psychological.
As for the Loser of the Moment Award page, I don't take very well with people stealing my stuff, especially those who Hot link from my Web Server.
As you can tell from their Web page I sorted that out.
Next time I'll be seeking Legal Advice.

Big Boss isn't too bothered about it despite what you think, he has seen people like the Firm all the time come and go.. But Boss is still here. I will keep you posted on further events.

Chris Polaski

12-7-05

Executive Decisions !!

The World of Big Boss crumbled around him at the count of 3. But does Big Boss have another shot at the World Title?
Lounging around UWA H.Q I found out quite a few rumours have began to rise from the ashes.
Talks of a potential Number one contender after Battle of the Immortals may make a certain Living Martyr smile, but nothing has been confirmed.

Also an Executive Meeting was held a couple of days ago by the head of the board Jada Fox and Jermaine Campbell. Several other suits were also in attendance for this
very secret Meeting that I stumbled upon.
Asking around about this meeting with Security Teams guarding the Boardroom Doors.
They didn't like me snooping around and I was shown the exit.
But not letting these people off so easily, I asked around the UWA Office's.. Then Presto I recieved a general idea of what this meeting may all be about.
From certain staff members close to Jada Fox I was told that Miss Fox is pretty tired at the moment and is looking to take a break to recharge her batteries. Usually when somebody begins to talk like that it only means one thing.. A change of CEO.
Again rumours, but I will keep my eye out on this in whatever way I can.

CHRIS POLASKI

Oppertuinity of a life time !!

We are over the moon to find out that Big Boss not only defended his United States Title against 2 men last sunday who the bookies betted on to take away the
Title from the Ayatollah of Hardcore. But news from the United Wrestling Alliance, an announcement was made that Big Boss is to take part in an 8 man Tournament... The Prize?
A World Title Shot!!

Yes you heard it folks a shot at X-Kalibur for the World Heavyweight Title at the next PPV, to be announced by CEO Campbell at a later date.
All we do know is with opponents like former World Champion Q-Ball, Spitfly, Rilo, Nick Walters, Rollin' Thunder, Jimmy Vetalo & Mike Gloon in this tournament it wont be an easy task rest assured.

CHRIS POLASKI

27-5-2005

Into the belly of the Monster !!

No Xtreme Revolution to help the Living Martyr here, he must face the 3 most hated people in his life today in Professional Wrestling, they all have it in for him in some way.

Jimmy Vetalo, destroying an insecure Big Boss would be a great step towards earning a shot at the World Title.
Nick Walters, has unfinished business with the Living Martyr.. He will never let him forget what he did to him 3 months ago.
Jason Compton, the man that nearly ended his life and took great pleasure doing it.

You can be sure that Big Boss is scared.. But he has battled odds like this before. Boss will fight till the last drop of blood is spilt from his wounds. Fatal Attraction is the PPV from where he must do battle perhaps for his very life.
We can only wish him the very best of luck.

CHRIS POLASKI

3-5-2005

UNHOLY ALLIANCE

If you told me that Big Boss decieded to turn away from his lonesome life and old Terror-X Ties you'd be forgiven for such strange accusations.
But it is indeed the TRUTH as he would say !

I have been working my socks off to try and keep Big Boss off the Card but again my attempt has failed.
Doubting his condition I tried to convince UWA owner Jada Fox to try and bunk him off with a sick note.
But I was unsucessful.
But while I was trying to help Boss heal, the Living Martyr had ideas of his own.. Infact it was quite out of the ordinary to find out while I was wandering UWA Offices to find that Big Boss had signed a Pact with the UWA World Champion and Xtreme Revolution leader.. Q-Ball.

Who would of thought that Big Boss would do this ?
All that I found out was that Boss realised that his head injury was going to be exploited by Nick Walters last Sunday Rampage so he wonted some insurance.
Has he done a deal with the devil or was this his true intent all along ?

CHRIS POLASKI

26-4-2005

Defying Death !! Retaining the US Title !!

Last Sunday saw Big Boss achieve the impossible. Recovering 5 days from massive head trauma caused by the vicious onslaught of Jason Compton, Big Boss survived the mild Haemorage that almost cost Big Boss his life.
Recieving surgery after passing out from his match with Reverend Snow, Big Boss went on to the Street Festival PPV 7 Days after the surgery to achieve the impossible !!

Big Boss defeated Cameron Sloan despite his handicap and retained the United States Championship.
I have returned after spending time with Big Boss, making sure that he doesn't strain himself. After the Sloan fight, Big Boss seemed to be okay, no severe damage to the healing wound after only having 6 1/2 days to recover.
Seeing as Boss is scheduled for a 4 Way Battle Royal.. I feel that this is very harsh as he is supposed to take 6 Weeks off R&R to let the wounds fully heal.
But that doesn't surprise me, Boss has never taken the advice of any doctor.
Maybe I'll hang around Big Boss a little longer to make sure he continues to.. Relax.

CHRIS POLASKI

10-4-2005

RETAINING THE BELT !!

The United States Championship is finally back in the Big Bosses possession after a year of absence !!
His drinking problem the cause of the US Title being vacated.. Big Boss has reclaimed through the destruction of 4 other competitors.

Taking out Stuart Ratliff and Nick Walters in the semi-final, Big Boss went on to clear the ring of Mikey Hell before taking out Steve Xtreme to reclaim what he feels is rightfully his.

22-3-2005

VICTORY DROUGHT IS OVER !!

Big Boss proved to everyone in New Orleans that he was going to break this spell of 5 bad results.. And he did so in such dramatic fashion !!

We are still to hear word of Nick Walters condition after Big Boss tore through him like a man possessed.
Forcing Nick to be stretched off by EMT..
Nick Walters couldn't get away soo easily!
Delivering a flying knee on Nick Walters injured leg Big Boss went on to use the stretcher Nick was laying on as a weapon. Nick was clearly knocked unconscious as Boss covered for the 1-2-3 !

The Ayatollah of Hardcore went on to prove the critics that he is still very much a Legend by powering out of a Ratliff Plex and delivering a deadly Ayatollah Slammer, covering Stuart Ratliff with the help of Mikey Hell. Earning his spot to reclaiming his relinquished US Title.

Big Boss has a Big Match against X-Kalibur this week, was the 4 way match a decent enough workout in preparation to this big fight ?

Chris Polaski

14-03-2005

DECISION? WHO WOULD OF THOUGHT IT!!?

If we were to place a bet on whether the Big Boss would choose UWA?.. A place that the Living Martyr had sworn he would never return to over all the other Organisations offering lucrative contracts, TNT looking the most promising, offering Big Boss a 3.5 Million a year contract.
We in the gambling world would stick with the safe bet of TNT!
Well if we did we would be very poor right now..

Big Boss Returns to UWA !!

Boss signed days before the Crucible 4 PPV !!
Where we are still waiting for the broadcast to be retrieved.
The deal is indeed much better than his current contract which is valid until after October Terror.
Big Boss returned to UWA action teaming up with X-Kalibur to face Spitfly and Q-Ball at Rampage.

Business as usual.. Eh Boss !?

Chris Polaski

07-02-05

DECISION? (Part 3)... Times running out!

A new incentive has reached the ears of the Big Boss.... Crucible 2005!!
The time....March!!
Just 2 months away!!
Only this time the Crucible will have 4 companies competing for the covenant Lord of Terror Crown.
UWA!
TNT!
NEW (New Era Wrestling)
XPWA!
We all know that Big Boss is the Current Lord of Terror Holder and he wonts to defend that Title with all his heart.
But in order for that to happen... He needs to pick an organisation!
But who will he choose!?
Well we know it wont be UWA heh-heh!
In an exclusive, Big Boss has quoted he wonts to defend his crown in March and it's a hard choice between whether he will sign with TNT or XPWA!

Time is running out for Big Boss!

Chris Polaski

DECISION? (Part 2)

Part 2 of our Big Boss Contract negotiations. Earlier this month we searched for Big Boss to find which Federation he will be signing with?
We found 4 Wrestling companies that have shared a keen interest in the Ayatollah's signature... TPW, WWA, TNT & OCW. Let's check on the progress and What's new.

TPW - No word from either parties about this move, maybe a deal couldn't be met?

WWA - Word from Big Boss, that this deal wont happen as the company isn't looking too good.
Still hasn't booked it's first card due to lack of performers, the wages aren't too good either and it looks like talks with WWA have fallen through.

OCW - The Owner that showed great love for Big Bosses work and wrestling ability, 'The Hellcat' Kirsta, no longer owns the Federation and has returned to wrestling in RWF. Possible interest from RWF?

RWF (New) - RWF is looking very tempting for Big Boss as it has a rich legacy of 5 years professional Wrestling with a large roster of very talented young stars which continues to go from strength to strength.
Big Boss looks very pleased with this place as Fozz is a member, leaving OCW with Kirsta to be here.
Negotiations though haven't yet taken place, will this move even exist, let alone go through?

TNT - Negotiations are still in process to make a third spell in TNT Wrestling possible for the Big Boss, it looks like a return could be the most likely move here.

UWA (New) - Under new management, the Dynasty's own Nicky Mills now owns the UWA after Lord Ron killed this places potential.
Will Boss hold true to the remaining 1 year of his contract in UWA?
Big Boss - No Chance!
Was his response.. Who could blame him in still being angry with Lord Ron and Follet.

Other Minor leagues are interested but Big Boss prefers to think about the few on the list that he could see returning to in the future.

Chris Polaski

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2005 FROM
THE BIG BOSS!!!

A New Year of oppertuinity is amongst us and what Big Boss has in store? We do not know.
He looks forward to a return but since his walk out of UWA Since Drivlane's betrayel he has been left with little options.

The latest on Big Bosses contract offers has seen very many offers given indeed...

TPW (True Pro Wrestling) have expressed a keen interest in the services of Big Boss.

WWA (World Wrestling Allstars) Eagerly wont Big Boss to sign a contract with them.

OCW (Outlaw Championship Wrestling) Big Bosses old friend and mentor, Mr Fozz currently works here, He has told the big bosses about him who have expressed a keen interest in his skills.. no pun intended.

TNT Wrestling Return?.. Talking to Big Boss about this rumour, he hasn't confirmed... Yet he hasn't denied that he wonts to return for a third spell at TNT Wrestling, to finally achieve what he has wonted his whole time there, the World Title.

But right now Big Boss is enjoying the New Year, to all his fans

Cheers & Happy New Year!!

Chris Polaski

28-11-04

BIG BOSS QUITS! THE TRUTH!!

Big Bosses love affair with the UWA has sadly come to an abrupt end.
Over a years worth of TRUTH giving and Gabriel's Bane has finally taken it's course.

That begs to ask the question that all Big Boss fans wont to ask...

What made Big Boss quit UWA!?

Unfortunately rumours and that's all they are have spread around TNT and UWA news crews like wildfire that Big Boss the 2004 Crucible Winner was Robbed!! of his chance to face the World Champion Wall2K at November Reign 4.
Now Big Boss must fight his way through 2 opponents in a 4 man tournament to earn his shot at the World Champ. If that was not bad enough the man that will face Wall2K is non other than Mike Furious.
The man that drove out Head of UWA Relations Nicholas Pellot, some say it was because of Mike's defeat over Former TNT World Champion Rollin' Thunder.
Close ally of Mike Furious, Commissioner John Follet managed to pull some strings and steal the World Title shot away from Big Boss and give it to Mike Furious.

Big Boss attended a 2 hour long meeting with UWA CEO Mark Drivlane at UWA H.Q., to try and convince Big Boss to stay. Unfortunately Big Bosses only demand was to see John Follet resign as Commissioner.. Mark Drivlane declined.
Where Big Boss will go after this we do not know, but Big Boss has wished the very best of luck to Mark Drivlane. Will Boss go to TNT? or will he wait for offers?
Either way your fans miss you and hope to see you in a wrestling ring again someday.

Chris Polaski

13-11-2004

2 LOSS STREAK HIT'S BIG BOSS!!

Big Boss is under a shock spell of defeats after losing the joint TNT/UWA 6 Man Elimination Inferno Match at Mayhem as a suprise return from Stonehart stole victory away from Big Boss.
Now the biggest upset yet as the 'Upset Kid' Spitfly escaped a crashing Gabriel's Bane to come back and deliver a shock beating to the Living Martyr.

Big Boss now finds himself in 1 weeks time doing battle with thee one and only 'Sadistic Shepard' Minds Eye!!
On the string of 2 defeats since his momentus glory of winning the Lord of Terror Title 2004, how will Big Boss fare against this UWA Legend!?

Chris Polaski

08-11-2004

THE BETTER SIDE WON

TNT once again showed dominance in the Inter-Promotional war which is UWA Vs TNT.
TNT walked out of the Staples arena in Big Bosses hometown of California with every victory over UWA opposition.
Even Big Boss had to bow under the jaws of defeat as a surprise entrance from Stonehart who wasn't scheduled to return due to his Iraq kidnapping ordeal, shocked the crowd by emerging from the inferno to save his High Roller comrades from an almost certain defeat.
Big Boss showed good sportsmanship as the rivalry between Boss and Stonehart came to an end with a friendly hand shake.

Will this rift between both CEO Jonny Fly and CEO Mark Drivlane continue to effect UWA's / TNT's stability that members and staff have enjoyed for so long?

Chris Polaski

02-11-2004

BIG BOSS - 2004 LORD OF TERROR WINNER!!!

We can NOW CONFIRM!!! that this years Lords of Terror 2004 Winner is none other than the
Big Boss!!!
You can imagine how the Big Boss must feel right now, well let me tell you how he felt after this historic victory by far the greatest day of his wrestling life!!

Big Boss for the first time on Live Television was reduced to tears.. And were not talking about tears induced by the second degree burns caused by Jonny Fly, but tears of overwhelming joy as this is indeed the greatest night in Big Bosses life.
He defeated 39 other wrestlers in both TNT and UWA to become the third man in UWA history to win the Crucible winning the rights off the Former LOT Title Holder.. Freedom Morelez.

All I can say is... Congratulations Bossman!! and may this be the defining moment in Big Bosses career where he finally wins the UWA World Title which he promised the viewers he would before the end of this year.

Chris Polaski

29-11-2004

CRUCIBLE 2004: CLASSIFIED INFORMATION!!

This is what the Big Boss has been told by the UWA/TNT chiefs along with every other employee of both franchises that they are not allowed to leak any information about who won the Crucible? Failure to comply will result in a years suspension for high valued stars and even contract termination for low and mid-carders if they spoil the result before they can sort out the video editing.
This major blunder in media coverage has left the big guns in charge to think up a strategy in apology to all the fans that paid subscription to Box Office and only managed to see the one on one bouts.

They have decided to make this weeks Mayhem another Inter-Promotional Event as a way of saying sorry to both the fans of TNT and UWA. As well as making the replay of October Terror with the FULL Crucible shown absolutely free!!
Our ever favourite 'Ayatollah of Hardcore' The Big Boss is in the Main Event after a very impressive fight with Stonehart ending in a double pin fall draw when his German Suplex was delivered wrong ending in both competitors shoulders being pinned to the ground.
Big Boss swears to restore honour to the UWA by helping his partners Mike Furious & Doc Placebo claim victory for the UWA over Vetalo, Stonehart & Rollin' Thunder.

But here is the newest twist to develop... Word has now come about that Mike Furious only just returning has had a massive falling out with the Head of Wrestling Relations, Nick Pellet.
Rumours are that he tore his contract right in front of him declaring his resignation.
Which means.. Is Boss and Placebo going into this fight 3 on 2? or is a replacement being thought up by the 'Think Tanks' of UWA's chairman's board?

Chris Polaski

11-10-2004

THE CRUCIBLE IS HERE!!!

The most HIGHLY anticipated PPV of the UWA season is just several days away and your going to be dam sure that Big Boss wonts to win the prestigious Title of Lord of Terror 2004 this year.
In an interview with the Big Boss before the last Stranglehold Event was to kick off we saw our Ayatollah of Hardcore give this statement to all his fans....

Big Boss - Dang!!! I am way too excited!!
This is my favourite of all the UWA events!
40 men, 5 rings and only one winner!!!
This is for the Lords of Terror 2004! I certainly deserve that name that nobody since Minds Eye deserves that name as much as the Reaper of Compton!
But the reward of a World Title Match to the man who survives the other 39 participants is what I AM AFTER!!
I've had this bankcruptcy thing thrown on me as I try to get myself back into the feel of things.

To all my fans out there, the rust has been truly shaken off after that convincing win over Agent Gingerfish last Saturday and I give you my solemn oath!! that Big Boss is at 120% and he's going to capture that UWA Lords of Terror 2004 Title and defeat Wall2K before the End of this Year!

This looks indeed exciting as the Big Boss has never looked more focused than ever.
Big Boss is looking to cause some serious damage after last weeks removal hell, already there has been a trail of 4 bodies on his build up to the Lords of Terror Crusade!
They Include...
Removal Man - Jack Callahanhand
Redneck Store Clerk of Rex's Trade Post - Rex Billy-Joel
Store Clerks son - Jimmy Billy-Joel
Agent Gingerfish - UWA Wrestler
Big Boss noted to me that there will be MORE TERROR in store to the build up of his Crucible/World Title campaign!!

Chris Polaski

27-09-2004

BIGGIE IS BANKCRUPT!!

A Shock announcement that has all Big Boss fans on their seat is this just announced!

Big Boss is Bankrupt! How?
Reports suggest from his last Promo states that Big Bosses account was hacked from his Bank.
Lack of documentation on his accounts have made it impossible for him to reclaim any of his lost savings through insurance.
Big Boss has now 60 Days to pay off the Mortgage and if he fails, he will be left homeless.
Big Boss has gone on to say that he is deeply shocked and appalled at the Banks Security.

But apart from this shock announcement Big Boss was to shake off the disappointment of Mikey Hell to defeat the Self-Proclaimed Sadistic One, Luke Meznik.

Chris Polaski

14-09-04

BIG BOSS REFLECTS ON DEFEAT

Yes!! It's official everyone, Big Boss has been beaten in that ring! The man that struggled to do it was Mikey Hell!
Big Boss had Mikey Hell set up to perform his finisher, Gabriel's Bane!!
But unfortunatley... It backfired!! as Boss failed to connect and Mikey Hell dropped him!!
In the stunning confusion Mikey Hell hooked him up for the 1-2-3!!

Behind the scenes Big Boss was like a volcano ready to explode as he was throwing furniture around in his locker room trying to figure out what went wrong?

Chris Polaski

03-09-04

NO SIGN OF RUST AS BOSS HEADS FOR HELL IN SINGAPORE!!

Well it looks like Big Bosses return went off without a hitch as the Living Martyr decimated Angel Morelez, younger brother of Grand Slam Champion Freedom Morelez.
The match saw Angel try and take control early in the fight.
Big Boss showed a little rust but also showed some new fight with moves never seen by the Big Boss, which would have suggest that he has been training in new fight styles and moves since his 4 month abscence.

Announced just now on the UWA Website, the UWA are planning an International Tour starting next week in Singapore and Big Boss is on the Card to face Mikey Hell.
Hopefully this victory over Angel Morelez has prepared him for the bigger challenge he must face.

Chris Polaski

25-08-04

BIG BOSS HAS ANGEL MORELEZ AT RAMPAGE!!

Just announced that Big Boss will indeed be fighting in the next event, Rampage.
His return fight.... Angel Morelez!!

Big Boss is excited on his return and looks forward to making a dream return by beating the hell out of Freedom Morelez's younger brother.
Training hard for this fight!!

Chris Polaski

30-07-04

BIG BOSS IS OUT OF REHAB AND READY TO DESTROY ONCE MORE!!!

It has been announced!!!

BIG BOSS IS OUT OF REHAB!!!
Return is now imminent for the Big Boss, he has cleaned up from the drink and is now ready to destroy all who stand in his way, making him the most feared man in UWA for the 6 months he signed on the dotted line for UWA.
with an impressive 12 Win 2 Defeat record this could finally be Big Bosses time to take that UWA World Title back to Compton.

The Living Martyr is BACK!!!

Chris Polaski

14-06-04

CURRENT UPDATE ON THE BIG BOSS!

My apologies to all Big Boss fans for the lack of news on the Big Boss.
As you all well know the Big Boss has been put under Rehab after an incident involving Big Boss coming in, well what can we say not under professional conduct.
UWA CEO Mark Drivlane stripped the Big Boss of the U.S Title and sent Big Boss to Rehab, payed for by the UWA.
So it shows that Big Boss is highly valued in UWA and he shall be returning, date unknown.

A message I recieved from Big Boss via E-mail asking me to post this on the news for all fans to see would explain everything to you all through the Big Bosses mouth himself..

BIG BOSS: Please excuse my frustration through making this message, E-Mail never was my favourite tool.
But I would like to show my grattitude to all the fans that have sent me Get Well letters and cards, even the occasional E-Mail which I check daily... Beats the Porn Ads and Mortgage Ads I get unwontingly LOL.

As for my status, I am well on the road to recovery, I have been visted by certain UWA wrestlers wishing me well and bearing gifts... I much enjoyed the Mark Drivlane Coffee Mug and I particuly liked the Fake Breasts, thankyou Andy LOL.
My rehabilitation is working wonders on me and hopefully I'll return soon.
As for a certain date? I would like to suprise you all with that!
Just to say thankyou to the UWA and to the fans for believing in me and when I return, I wont dissapoint... Thanks

Big Boss

You heard it here folks, Big Boss is doing fine and will return. I will keep you posted on his progress as it happens.

Chris Polaski

05-04-04

ANDY & GOLIATH!!

As the name states Last nights Sunday Stranglehold, the first since the PPV saw a Main Event that looked like a contest between David and Goliath or in this case Andy and Big Boss.
The Living Martyr had full advantage but Andy had a point to prove.
It was inevitable to see Gorgadore fall but he wasn't going down without a fight!
Blood poured from his head but when you thought Big Boss was in full control Andy Gorgadore would mount a surprise offense.But eventually Big Bosses experience took full control and Big Boss scored the pin fall victory.

Apart from the result there was rumours going around the Arena that after the fight, Big Boss was attacked in his own dressing room as he was preparing to get dressed to leave the arena with his trainer Sancho Vandarra.
The Masked Assailant has been rumoured to be Rage.
We will let you know If this rumour bares truth.
Big Boss has refused to comment.

Chris Polaski

02-04-04

BIG BOSS Vs RAGE
BLOOD, FIRE, DISLOCATED LIMB AND A MISSING EAR!

International Disaster will go down in history for being one thee most brutalised PPV's in UWA's history.
The Main Event caused allot of parents to cover the eyes of their children but nothing more so than perhaps thee most brutalised of the night Big Boss Vs Rage in a Hell in a Cell!

This fight was like revisiting a WWE Mankind moment as Big Boss lost most his right ear in the conflict when an accident with the cage caused the Living Martyr to get himself stuck. Rage pulled Big Boss out of the cage at the expense of Big Bosses right ear.
Big Boss managed to dislocate Rage's arm perhaps even breaking it but that wasn't even the worst part.

Big Boss delivered from the top of the Cell the most devastating Gabriel's Bane to date in the UWA knocking Rage cold out and badly injuring himself.
Boss wins the match by pin fall but it didn't end there.
The Device that Boss has been talking about all week was to be revealed as a rack laced with solid metal spikes. Big Boss pinned Rage to the rack and attached it to the outside of the Cell.
What Big Boss done after that was to shock and disgust fans as Big Boss would without a care douse the semiconsciousRage in lighter fluid and..... Set him on Fire!!!

Rage survived with minor burns to his chest and legs but Big Boss was to pay for his vicious revenge. Boss shortly after his victory was arrested and thrown in a Cell by Japanese police under Mark Drivlane's orders.
How long until Boss is released? We will keep you posted on updates.

CHRIS POLASKI

20-03-04

BOSS K.O'S THE DOUBTERS!!

When it looked like Boss had lost his touch before his big U.S Title Defence with Rage, he proved all the doubters wrong by claiming some pride lost by Duvall last week.
Big Boss pulled off a convincing victory over the man that K.o 'ed him a week before Thomas Duvall.

Big Boss has been in immense mental anguish ever since Rage cost him his Undefeated winning streak.
Were almost a week away from International Disaster and our Big Boss has regained his confidence after his last fight. Now he's gunning for Rage and that Hell in a Cell.
Boss has been seen in promos during this week building some kind of devilish device.
This device has been made for Rage and it looks like it isn't going to be a deck chair!
We must wait and see what Boss has in store for Rage as International Disaster promises to be a hit!!

CHRIS POLASKI

08-03-04

NEW KID ON THE BLOCK ROCKS THE BIG BOSS!!

Big Boss is still in shock after his perfect reputation of being unknockoutable in the ring was given a harsh blow last night... Well several Harsh Blows by the UWA Rookie of the Month Thomas Duvall.
Big Boss was knocked out!!!

Big Boss was too cocky on the new kid Duvall as he challenged him to a boxing match. Not only did he end up getting a Double Disqualification for his wreckless behaviour but he gave Rage a few laughs in the back lot area when an untimed swing ended in Big Boss getting a T.K.O for his trouble.
You can just imagine what Big Bosses disgruntled Boxing trainer Sid Hogg must be thinking right now?

Big Boss suffered a heavy beating the week before by Rage leaving him with a concussion and hospital treatment for his troubles. Boss wasn't exactely coming into this ring 100% by the doctors standards but to enter the ring witrh a knock out specialist in Thomas Duvall, well Big Boss has himself to blame.
Is this embaressment good for Rage? or will it shake some sense in Big Boss, making our fight at International Disaster that all bit more brutal?

CHRIS POLASKI
P.S I'm not a maggot Sid!!

02-03-04

INJURY HITS BOSS AS HE IS CALLED UP TO FIGHT DUVALL!!

BIG BOSSES LATEST ATTACK ON RAGE IN RESPONSE TO HIS EUROPEAN TITLE DEFEAT AT THE HANDS OF THE BIG MAN BECAME A FAILURE AS HIS SUPRISE ATTACK FAILED.
RAGE WAS INVOLVED IN A TRIPLE THREAT MATCH AGAINST GIRI FUTAI AND THE NEW KID ANDY "THE PUPPET" GORGADORE.
BOSS MANAGING A SUCESSFUL SNEAK ATTACK ON RAGE'S KNEE LAST THURSDAY AT RAMPAGE FANCIED HIS CHANCES FOR THIS COMING STRANGLEHOLD TO CONTINUE THE BEATINGS.
RAGE ANTICAPATED THE ATTACK AND A BRAWL BETWEEN RAGE AND BIG BOSS HAPPENED WHICH LEFT BIG BOSS BADLY INJURED AS LUCK WAS ON RAGE'S SIDE!
BUT NOT ENTIRELY AS THE DISTRACTION WAS ENOUGH TO COST RAGE THE MATCH.
ANDY GORGADORE SCORED THE UPSET VICTORY OVER RAGE.

TALKS OF THESE 2 TO SETTLING THEIR DIFFERENCES AT THE NEXT PPV INTERNATIONAL INCIDENT SEEMS TO BE INCHING THAT EVER MORE CLOSER TO A REALITY... THEY NEED TO END THIS FUED ONCE AND FOR ALL.

CHRIS POLASKI

24-02-04

BIG BOSS IS THE NEW UWA US CHAMPION!!!

Thinking that losing his European Title would be the downfall of Big Bosses career, he bounces back to capture the US Title off Kevin Cosmos of Terror-X's rivals the Kovenant.
Big Boss basked in the glory of victory knowing that the next on his hit list would be Rage.

Big Boss still hasn't gotten himself over the fact that Rage cost him his undefeated streak as well as his European Title loss. The US Title makes up for the gap that the European Title used to fill but that still doesn't heal the wounds that Rage inflicted on Big Boss mentally and he wont stop until he is avenged!
Rage is being hunted!!!

CHRIS POLASKI

18-2-04

RIL-O-ENTLESS RAGE!! TOO MUCH FOR A BATTERED AND BEATEN BIG BOSS!!

Thinking he was on the verge of another win on his staggering 7-0 record? It was not to be. It took a 7 Foot Giant, a Wizard from Pan and a vengeful return from Rage to spell G-A-M-E O-V-E-R!!! for the Big Boss and add a blemish on Big Bosses once perfect record in UWA.

But Big Bosses fued with Rage, that was thought to of been settled has not.
Big Boss performing the Gabriel's Bane on Rilo was thought to of clenched the win for the Ayatollah of Hardcore, that despite the assault earlier in the show, Big Boss was looking towards his 8th victory and 0.
Then from out of nowhere comes Rage, back after a short abscence from UWA. Rage clobbers Boss over the head with a Billy Club, when the ref isn't looking and helps Rilo come to with the Smelling Salts.
Rage leaves Rilo to get the 1..2..3!!
We have a New UWA European Champion!!.. Rilo!

I never managed to get much out of Big Boss who was in a blind rage, tearing the Terror-X Locker room to shreds.
But it is obvious that the target of his hate is Rage!!
Talks of a PPV battle between these 2 is now thought to be inevitable.
Hope Rage is ready cause every day will feel like an eternity to Big Boss, when it comes to.... Revenge!

Chris Polaski

12-2-04

THE WAR MACHINE WHICH IS BIG BOSS ROLLS ON!!

Big Boss, like a Tank crushes Rilo under his tracks. Rilo has become but another number in the Big Bosses line of Beaten stars, now reaching 7 wins and still undefeated It has become frightfully clear that Big Boss needs more aggressive competition.

27-1-04

BOSS GETS RILO AT DAMNATION!!!

Big Boss was expected to step into the ring with Rage but it seems that Rilo is victim #7 on the Ayatollah's destroy list.

Rage wont's Big Boss, but I guess that it's gotta wait till next PPV.
Big Boss wont's to tear apart for Rage but I guess that he'll be imagining Rilo as Rage as he beats him down.
The betters believe that Rilo's chances of beating the Big Boss are 50/1, not good for the Kovenant Members dream return to be out with an injury so soon.

Talking to Big Boss in a donut shop we find he is in a ready mood and we can only hope that Rilo is training hard for this or he is done for.

Chris Polaski

20-1-04

RAGE IS TAKEN DOWN BY BIG BOSS BUT WILL NUMBER 6 BE ABLE TO TAKE DOWN THE LIVING MARTYR?

Big Bosses emotional plea to have Rage stop him from destroying the competition fell on deaf ears as Rage was unable to make due his promise as the Ayatollah took down the former Champion.
But Word goes that Rage isn't happy with how the result turned out as rumours are flying about in the UWA offices that Rage wont's revenge. Will it be at the next PPV?

Chris Polaski

14-1-04

BIG BOSS TO FACE MYSTERY OPPONENT AT THE NEXT EVENT

Announced earlier in the day by new Co-General Manager Matt Williams, Big Boss will face an opponent of Matt Williams choosing at the next Stranglehold.
The Card has not been set in stone as the card has not been posted. Is their a Co-GM or is this some relative prank?
We will find out when Mark Drivlane has the Official Card posted.

Chris Polaski

10.1.04

BIG BOSS OFFERS TERROR-X PLACE FOR ANDREW HETHERINGTON

Just Announced several Hours ago in a promo Big Boss offered Andrew Hetherington the Chance of a life time. Big Boss wont's Andrew Hetherington to join Terror-X. Transmission was cut deliberately before Hetherington could come to a decision.

We were left to ponder as we left the Hospital room where Hetherington was recovering from a spinal injury. Has Hetherington joined Terror-X?
Big Boss gave him some added incentives to sweeten the deal like, a house to live in, plenty of good clothes and of course legal advice for getting his son back from the foster parents that hold him.

Will Hetherington Secom?

Chris Polaski

3.1.04

Handicap or warm up?

4 Victims now chalked on the Big Bosses win column Johnny Rotten, Andrew Hetherington, Cris Calloway and Andrew Hetherington for a second time.

Big Boss has been dubbed in UWA by Bosses and Chiefs as a Monster!!!
Putting out Criss Calloway and badly injuring Andrew Hetherington.
You can be sure Big Boss is proud of this honour to be known as perhaps one of UWA's most Dangerous men.

Which makes the fans wonder.....Who's Next to Die!!?
Answer.....Drago and Jezze James in a 2 on 1 Handicap Match. I went to get Big Bosses opinion of this match and he had this to say....

BIG BOSS: Don't think of it as a Handicap Match!
It's more the Big Boss cleaning up the Filth of the UWA Roster.
Drago, Jezze James....Prepare!! Or Suffer Gabriel's Bane, the Reaper is Coming!!

Big Boss is currently training with Sid Hogg in L.A to prepare for this titanic encounter. If you wanna make a friendly wager, my money's on Big Boss a week next Sunday.

Chris Polaski