16/11/2004



The ICW logo apears on the TV screen and then crumbles as a ten minute counter is seen on a jumbo screen. The Camera then spans around the John Labbat Center in London ONtario Canada showing the Sold out arena. Fans Wearing old ICW T-shirts and Sporting ICW Signs Saying "WELCOME BACK""AMBUSH IS #1" "JACOB MERCER IS AN ASSHOLE" & "JOKRES CHILD FOR PRESIDENT". Ode to Joy then Breaks out on to the Areana Speakers as the crowd breaks out in to Boos. Mr.Marvellous makes his way out wearing an ICW Suit. Marvellous climbs in to the ring grabbing a microphone before Stepping in to the ring.

Mr.Marvellous: GREATNESS IS HERE.

Marvellous holds up his hands as the crowd breaks out in to boos and large chants of HASBEEN.

Mr.Marvellous: Has been. HUH. Your looking at a man who could still do everything he did 5 years ago. And luckey for all the competitors in the back tonight I am just sticking to calling the show. ALL BY MY SELF.

Just then The lights go out and "Sehnsucht" By Rammstein Starts to blare over the arena speakers. The sound of Motor bike is heard as the crowd turns their head to the entrance to the ring. Just then fireworks Go off as a large balled man wearing Glass's and in blue jeans with a black leather vest with the Words HAVOC on the back. It is Wrestling superstar Havoc. The crowd goes nuts as Havok bikes down to the ring and gets off his bike climbing in to the ring.

Mr.Marvellous: What the hell is this? THis is my time. The ICW Announcers time. Not Crazy chump on a bike time so get out of my ring.

Havoc grabs the microphone from Mr.Marvellous.

Havoc: Your Right it is Announcers time. And I am your partner at the table.

Mr.Marvellous: THATS BULLSHIT. Mercer Only hired One Announcer and that was Me.

Havoc: I was not hired by Mr.Mercer. I was hired by.....


Just then Fire works go off as the Voice of Mr.Mercer is heard as the crowd turns to the entrance to see Jacob Mercer making his way down to the ring.

Jacob Mercer: Hush Mr.Havoc. You know the rules. He is the silent partner and he dose not want to be menchuned.

Mr.Marvellous: This shit is true. Crap. Well crack pot you just let a pro take care of the announcing. Got that.

Havoc: If your refering to your self as Pro you mean to say chubby loud mouth hasbeen.


The crowd breaks out in to cheers as Marvellous swats the microphone out of Havocs hand. Jacob Mercer rolls in to the ring and get inbetween both men.

Jacob Mercer: Both of you smarten up and take your Posts. And for this first match I think all be joining both of you. Just out of personal interest.

The screen then fades to black and large numbers pop up counting down from 10 seconds. 10,9,8,7,6,5,4,3,2,1, A Large ICW Logo comes down on the Screen as RISE By THE CULT Starts to play. Images of Past ICW Events play as we see Ex World Champion Aries slaming down Ambush, Ambush Pinning Aries, Ronin super kicking Volcano, Beeficus Maximus body slaming Pitch Black and finaly ending with Nick Sinister coming out of the entrance to the ring. The Screen fades out then fades in to the sold out crowd live from London Ontario in the John Labbat Center. Fire works go off as we can hear Announcers Mr.Marvellous And Havok begin to talk.

Mr.Marvellous: WELCOME EVERYONE BACK TO THE ICW AND OUR FIRST PPV BACK RESURECTION. I am your host Mr.Marvellous with my bag boy Havoc and with Special guest Jacob Mercer.

Havok: I am not your bag boy Marvellous. To all our ICW fans out their I am your co-host And Mr.Mercer thank you for joining us for this first match.

Jacob Mercer: Thank you very much Havoc but we all know why I am here. It is for personal reasons


JOKERS CHILD VS JACOB MERCERS MYSTERY OPPONENT


The Lights go out as Grease Paint & Monkey brains by White Zombie hits the Arena Speakers. The crowd for what would be a first breaks out in to cheers. Images of The Jokers child apear on the jumbo screen as the 6'6 CLown steps out from behind the currtain wearing his velvet Purple Trench coat, Black leather pants with purple wife beater under his jacket. IN his left hand he holds his cigar which he brings to his mouth from time to time for a quick puff. And on his face he is covered in his purple clown make up with long purple greasy hair. Joker makes his way out as Ponch in his tight short jean shorts and dirty white wife beater comes out behind him. Passing Joker a microphone. as J.C. Climbs in to the ring turning to Jacob Mercer.

Jokers Child: As I thought EVERYONES HERO. Right Jacob.

Havoc: You know I have known joker for many years and I think this is the first time I have ever heard a cheering crowd for this man.

Mr.Marvellous: I have to agree with mr.I think I am Harley Davidson.

Havok: Harley Davidson is a Motorcycle company not a man.

Mr.Marvellous: Ok sure.

Jacob Mercer: boys calm down I have some stuff to take care of.


Jacob Mercer stands up but before he can say aword Joker begins to talk some more.

Jokers Child: Oh come on Mr.Nice World Order. Do Ihave all day NOpe I have a Title to grab. So weather it is Plumb boy Marv, Crack head Havoc or your self get in the Fuck'n ring and Give me my win, my Contract and my shot.

Mr.Marvellous: I am Not Plump

Jacob Mercer: It is not that simple. No First of all It is non of us. Second I have decided to change the rules. It is now a no DQ. For the Other man.

Jokers Child: WHAT THE FUCK. YOU CANT DO THAT.

Jacob Mercer: OH YEAH I CAN. I AM THE BOSS. Oh And finally NO POnch, No hobos. No one at your side. Secutrity come out here and escort ponch to the back.


IN a fit of rage Jokers Child throws his Microphone at Jacob Mercer as Security guards make their way down to the ring and lights go out. The Words BARRICADE Appear on the jumbo screen as Gently by Sliptknot begins to play and the Large black man dressed in his black dress pants and blue wife beater makes his way down to the ring with a base ball bat in his hands.

Jacob Mercer: This is great. Thank you again Marvellous for the recomendation.

Mr.Marvellous: Not a problem. High Society is around for anyone in need.

Havoc: what bull shit.

Joker rips off his Jacket with his Cigar in his mouth. Barricade rolls in to the ring and comes running at Joker with the Base ball bat. Joker Ducks and Barricade hits the ropes but gets hit with a quick close line seconds after turning around. Joker goes to put out his cigar on Barricades head when the ref grabs Jokers Arm pulling him back Warning him about using weapons. Joker throws his cigar down then turns around to get a bat shot right in the chest knocking him right in to the corner. Joker slumps in the corner as Barricade runs right in slamming his shoulder in to Jokers gut. Barricade comes out of the corner as Joker falls butt first on to the mat. Barricade holds up his arms with the bat as the crowd Boos. As Barricade turns around and comes in on Joker as he is trying to get up. Barricade slams the end of his bat on to Jokers Back knocking back down on the ground. Barricade pulls him up and delivers a quick powerbomb then goes for the cover. 1,2, Joker puts up his arm and kills the count. Barricade gets to his feet pulling Joker up with him. Barricade hoists Joker up in the air and throws him in to the ropes nailing him with a running close line knocking Joker back down to the ground. Barricade goes for the pin again. 1,2, Joker kicks out again. Barricade pulls Joker up with him again this time hoisting him in the air and tossing him out of the ring. Barricade holds up his arms in the ring Screaming "Who's your Daddy". On the out side of the ring Mercer gets out of his chair and screams " FINISH HIM" While Jokers Child lay out cold on the out side. Barricade slowly makes his way out of the ring and over to Jokers Child Pull him up off the ground. Barricade toss's him towards the guard rails but Joker reverses it sending the mighty Barricade to hit the metal rail. Joker falls to the mat as Barricade slowly picks him self up. Joker begins to get up as Barricade Push's one of the French announcers away from his chair and steels his chair. Barricade comes running at joker swining the chair but Childs Moves and Barricade hits the side of the ring Joker gets to his feet and shoves Barricade against the ring post. Barricade drops the chair stumbles back as Joker nails a Neck braker on Barricade. The crowd goes nuts as both men lay on the out side looking out of it. Joker begins to slowly get to his feet then turns around to stomp Barricade a few times screaming " You like that bitch" Joker Pulls the big Black man to his feet and sends him running in to the steel steps. Joker then rolls in to the Ring holding up his arms as the crowd is cheering. Just then the Buckley boys come running down to the ring. One rolling in on each side.

Jacob Mercer: Oh yeah the buckleys will show him.

Both Buckleys grab chairs as they roll in to the ring and go right for Joker. Joker ducks thought and the buckleys hit each others chair. Both men drop the chairs and stumble back as Joker goes right for tommas kicking him in the gut and DDT him on to his own chair. Jokers child gets up in time to catch the other Buckley coming at him throwing him over the top rope. Joker immedeatly makes his way over to Tommas buckley in the ring and pulls him up to his feet tossing him over the top rope on top of his brother. Barricade begins to get to his feet shaking his head. Joker gets on the top rope and dives at Barricade but Barricade catches him body slamming him right in to the french announcers table smashing it in half. Both men look to be out. Mercer gets to his feet and begins to push Barricade doing what he can to wake him up. Both Buckleys get to their feet and help Barricade up getting him in to the ring. Tommas Buckley then hoists Jokers Child up as Peter pulls him in to the middle of the ring Peter places Barricade on top of Joker as the ref goes for the count. 1,2, JOker kicks out. THe crowd goes nuts as both men slowly begin to wake up. Barricade seems to be the first to get to his Feet with the help of the Buckley boys. Joker drags him self to the ropes as he pulls him self up. Barricade comes in and grabs Joker sending him to the other ropes then coming in with a close line knocking joker down. Barricade goes for the pin again. 1,2, Joker kicks out once more. A frustrated Barricade slams his fist on the ground and screams at the buckleys for a Steel Chair. Tommas rolls out of the ring and grabs one rolling back in the ring. Peter takes it away from him and goes to hit Joker but Tommas takes it back. Both men start tugging over the chair. Joker begins to slowly get to his feet as Barricade makes his way over to the fighting brothers.

Jacob Mercer: WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING.

Barricade trys to grab the chair but both buckleys tug with Barricade till all the sudden Joker comes in from behind and cradles Barricade up in to a small package. 1,2,3, The Bell rings and Joker wins the Match. Ponch comes running down to the ring to help JOker as J.C. rolls out of the ring. Barricade gets to his feet and shoves both Buckleys back yelling at them for what they did as Mercer lays his head on the crying as Marvellous pats his back.

Mr.Marvellous: OH It is all right.

Jacob Mercer: HOW THE HELL DID HE WIN. Those damn Buckleys. I need a drink. A good hard drink. I can't belive I am singing this freak to a contract. Oh god their goes the buisness.

Havoc: Sir don't worry it is not as bad as it looks.

Mr.Marvellous: Stop sucking up Havok. Lips off ass. Sir is their anything I can do.


Marvellous continues rubbing Mercers back until Mercer gets up and makes his way to the back.

Mr.Marvellous: See all your ass kissing scared him away.

Havoc: Look who is talking. Anyways Lets just forget about Mercer and move on to our next match. Personaly I am allready Sick of Mercers problems. Lets watch other people fix theirs.


ADZ VS Darron Manners


Darron Manners strides to the ring as Phoneix by AFI plays on the pa System. Darron high fives the kids in the front row and looks very excited about his match as he rolls in to the ring.

Mr.Marvellous: It has been awhile since we have seen this strapping young lad in the ring.

Havoc: Strapping young what? Do you run a boys school?


All of a sudden Marilyn Manson's Fight song starts to play over the PA sysem and ADZ makes his way running down to the SFW ring with the cheering of the Crowd.

Mr.Marvellous: I hope Manners takes out this cry baby.

Havoc: Well Marvellous Lump that will be hard. I have seen what this boy has done in the last year and well If I did not know any better I would consider him a contender for the ICW world title. ADZ could go all the way.

Mr.Marvellous: Marvellous Lump. HAHAHAHAH who the hell hired you by the way Mr.Beumont?

Havoc: That is between me and the silent partner.


In the ring Darron extends his hand to shake with ADZ. ADZ gives Darron the evil eye and smacks his hand away. Darron raises an eyebrow then shrugs his shoulders. ADZ smacks Darron.

Mr.Marvellous: What the hell the man trys to be nice and look what he gets.

Havoc: Good god.


Darron staggers back as ADZ charges at Darron but Darron flips him down in an arm lock. Darron tenses the arm lock but ADZ is very fast and slides out to turn a knee into Darrons face. ADZ tackles Darron but is flipped in an over head suplex. ADZ falls into the corner. Darron offers his hand to help ADZ up. ADZ looks at him confused but takes his hand. Darron helps ADZ up and then walks to the centre of the ring offering his hands in a test of strength. ADZ looks over the situation and shakes his head then kicks Darron in the gut. ADZ goes for a diamond cutter but is caught by Darron and pressed into the ropes. ADZ bounces of the ropes and comes back with a quick Elbow to the head. Darron stumbles back as ADZ bounces of the ropes once more and charges Darron knocking him down with a football tackle. ADZ slams his fist a few times in to Darrons head before going for getting a 1 count from trying to pin Manners. ADZ quickly gets to his feet and leaps over Darron hitting the ropes and Catching Darron with a running Bulldog on the way back as Manners trys to get to his feet. ADZ gets up and leaps on to the second buckle flying off with a quick Elbow. ADZ rolls Darron up and gets a 2 count before Darron manages to get his foot on to the ropes. ADZ flips thinking he got the 3 count. Manners pulls him self up by the ropes in the mean time ADZ delivers a few words to the referee. ADZ looks over to see Manners on his Feet and decides to charge Manners until he makes manners and gets monkey flipped through the ropes to the out side. ADZ looks upset as he stands out of the ring. He turns and gets a chair. Darron looks to the ref and tells the ref to relax and not to worry about it. ADZ comes up behind Darron with the chair, just in time Darron flips around in a swirl kick, knocking the chair out of ADZs hand and knocking ADZ on his ass. Darron picks up the chair and looks like he is going to hit ADZ with it. Darron looks around and changes his mind, he goes over to the corner to toss the chair out side of the ring. ADZ charges at him and drop kicks Darron in the back, sending Darron into the corner and making him crack himself in the face with the chair. Darron falls on his back with the chair on his chest. ADZ looks around then climbs the turnbuckle, he leaps off in a leg drop onto Darrons chest cracking the chair on him. ADZ looks to have hurt his leg a bit but no where near as bad as Darrons chest hurts. ADZ gets up and looks down on Darron. Instead of kicking him while he is down this time ADZ helps Darron up. ADZ offers his hand out to Darron to lock up again, but again kicks Darron him in the gut and gives him a face buster. ADZ rolls Darron up for the pin..1...2. DArron kicks out. Darron rolls away and uses the ropes to help himself to his feet. ADZ jumps on him chocking him with the middle rope. The ref tells ADZ to back off, reluctantly he backs away. Darron crawls on all fours over to ADZ, ADZ kicks darron in the ribs, once , twice, third time Darron catches his leg then Darron low blows ADZ. ADZ falls to his knees. The ref rings for the bell. The audiance applaudes and laughs.

Mr.Marvellous: Bullshit, That was a leagal move.

Havoc: Legal My ass. Where is the Manners on that move. What is he doing in the ring.


In the ring Darron looks upset and jumps on ADZ pinning him down and punching him closed fisted in the face yelling and spitting. The bell rings again and Darron Manners is DQ making ADZ the winner. ADZ monkey flips Darron off of him. ADZ flips him the english bird as Darron Leaves the ring and ADZ music hits the arena speakers.

Havoc: I don't get it. He seemed so Civil and then all the sudden he lost it.

Mr.Marvellous: I thought he delt with the whole situation very well.

Havoc: Well I am sure this is not the end of both these two men.


Two Blond models carrying the ICW tag titles in Cheerleading outfits begin to make their way down to the ring carrying the ICW tag team titles.

Mr.Marvellous: We are in for a treat.

Havoc: Yes we are. The tag team title match. I wonder who is in it.

Mr.Marvellous: I was not talking about the match.

Havoc: Dose your poor wife no your a pervert.


Just then the crowd breaks out in to boos as Jacob Mercer makes his way down to the ring. Mercer climbs in with a microphone in hand.

Jacob Mercer: Ladies and Gentalmen. It is now time for the ICW TAG TEAM TITLE MATCH.

4 WAY TAG TITLE MATCH
PINNICLES OF PERFECTION (BIG DADDY CASH & THE HOLLYWOOD DREAM SUICIDE KING)VS THE HOBOS (HOBO RICHARD & WELFARE WILLIAM)VS THE BUCKLEY BOYS(PETER & TOMMAS BUCKLEY) VS CANADIAN PRIDE (MOOSEMAN OF THE NORTH & CRAZY CANUCK)



Jacob Mercer: Now it is time to give out the Tag titles. It is my great pleasure to announce the tag title match will be non other then a 4 way tag match.

The crowd gives a bit of a cheer with the odd scream at Jacob Mercer to get out of the ring.

Jacob Mercer: Now lets start the match.

The Crowd waits looking at the entrance as the sound of a man plucking a one string banjo can be heard. Banjo Buzz wearing his dirty green jacket and blue jeans begins to make his way out to the ring plucking his one string banjo. Hobo Richard and William follow closly behind holding their arms in the air as the crowd near by holds their noses pluged with their fingers and waves their hands. Mr.Beumont then pops out from behind as he stumbles out holding up his bottle of JD. The four hobos make their way to the ring and struggle to climb in.

MR.Marvellous: Here comes the Jobbers.

Havoc: How the hell did these two get wrestling contracts. I had to fight like hell back in the MMP for MR.Beumont to even be allowed at the ring.


The four Hobos finaly make it in to the ring when the Leave it to beaver theme hits the arena speakers. Banjo Buzz books it out of the ring while Mr.Beumont, Welfare William and Hobo Richard stand on to watch the Two large Buckley boys dressed in straw hats with with red overalls on skip down to the ring.

Mr.Marvellous: Nope the IQ level in hear is not going up.

Havoc: I say I have seen alot of weird people in my time but these two have to be right up their.


Both Buckleys stop at the edge of the ring and look in to see all three hobos slapping their chest with one hand and trying to bite their ears with their mouth. THe buckley take offense and storm in to the ring after the hobos. William and Richard push Beumont to the mat as they book out of the ring. Peter and Tommas get in standing over top of Mr.Beumont as he holds up his hands trying to drag him self to the side of the ring. Finally Tommas Buckley pulls Beumont up and both men hoist Beumont in the air and send him flying in to his two partners on the out side. The Lights at this time begin to dim as a Maple leaf apears in the ring. The Jumbo screen then shows a large Canadian flag blowing on a pole on top of a mountain. The Words CANADIAN PRIDE Pop up as the Canadian National Anthem starts to play. Crazy Canuck and Moose Man of the North come running down to the ring. Crazy Canuck in his red and white maple leaf tights with Maple leaf Mask on and Moose Man of the north in his Bear fur pants with Moose fur and head draped over him.

Havoc: Dose this make you proud to be Canadian Marvellous.

Mr.Marvellous: This the two biggest losers from Canada come down to an ICW ring represting the greatest Nation in the world. I don't think so.


The crowd goes crazy as both Canucks roll in to the ring and go right for the Buckley boys exchange shots back and fourth. The fight goes on for a few more seconds until "Phenomenom" by LL Cool J starts to play. The Crowd breaks out in to loud boos as the lights go dim and a spot light hits the entrance.

Mr.Marvellous: Here we go our next ICW Tag team Champions.

Havoc: They have to finish the match first Marvellous. No one wins on entrance.


IN the ring the Buckleys and Canadian pride continue to fight as the Hobos on the out side sit down and watch. At the entrance the Hollywood Dream Suicide King pops out flexing his muscles for the crowd that is throwing garbage and booing. Seconds later Big Daddy Cash jumps out from the back falling to one knee and flexing kissing his arms right in front of Suicide King. Cash gets to his feet as both men high five each other and slowly strut to the ring. In the ring the ref get in between the buckleys and Canandian pride pushing all the men to thier corners. The Hobos take to theirs. The ref calls out Crazy Canuck and Suicide King to start the match. The bell rings and both men lock up as Suicide King over powers Canuck putting him in to aheadlock but Canuck pushes King of and stumbles back bouncing of the back and coming in on Sucide king conecting with a quick Bulldog slam. Crazy Canuck rolls King up for the pin. 1,2, King kicks out and gets to his feet as dose Canuck. King grabs Canuck sending him flying by the Buckley Corner. Canuck slaps Tommas Buckley in the chest before bouncing of the ropes and right towards The Hollywood Dream. King Flips Canuck over and turns around stomping away on Canucks body. Tommas buckley gets in to the ring and immeadetly slaps on a sleeper Causing king to throw his arms in to the air in a panic. Cash jumps in to the ring and delivers a running close line nailing Tommas right in the head knocking him down on to the mat. King rolls on top of Tommas for the pin. 1,2, Moose Man of the north is in the ring and stomps King stomping the count. The ref push's Moose man back to his corner as Suicide king rush's over and slaps Peter buckley tagging him in. NOw both buckleys are facing each other. Both men stare each other down then scream like girls as they run over to the closest corners to them. Peter running over to the Hobos corner tagging in Hobo Richard and Tommas running over to the Pinnicles of Perfection corner tagging in Big Daddy Cash. Big Daddy is quick to get in unlike Hobo Richard slaps Welfare William to go in. William slaps hobo Richard back. Both men start slapping back and fourth until Big daddy Cash makes it over and grabs both men dragging them over the top ropes and in to the ring. Cash pulls Welfare up and body slams him on to Hobo Richard and jumps on them for the pin. The ref comes over and starts the count 1,2, The count is broken as Canadian pride gets in the ring and double stomps Big Daddy Cash off Welfare William and Hobo Richard. The crowd goes nuts as the Buckley boys jump in to the ring and attack Canadian Pride. The ring then gets more filled as Suicide King joins his partner big Daddy Cash in beating on the hobos. Cash and King Pull Welfare William to their feet and send him flying over the top ropes and out of the ring. MR.Beumont rolls in to the ring but is soon met with a quick throw out by King and Cash on the other side of the ring The buckleys and Canadian Pride are locked in combat equaly throwing back punch after punch. back to the other side of the ring Cash hoists Hobo Richard up on his shoulder as Suicide King leaps on to the top turnbuckle King flys of and hits Richard with a flying close line. Both men then get to their feet and flex when their met by two running Buckleys who were sent running by Moose man and Crazy Canuck. All four men collide together and fall through the ropes out of the ring as Moose Man of the North falls on top of Hobo Richard and the ref counts the 1,2,3, Pin win. The bell rings and the announcers announce Canadian Pride as the NEW TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS. The Crowd goes nuts as the Buckleys and the Pinnicles of Perfection look in to the ring to watch for quick Second before attacking each other. The buckleys and The Pinnicles of Perfect slam each other in to the side of the rings. IN to guard rails, deliver punches and kicks until ICW Officials make their way down to ring side. In the mean time in the rng. Mr.beumont and welfare William drag Hobo Richard out as the two blond models make their way in to the ring and give Moose man of the North and Crazy Canuck the Tag titles. Both men jump up on to Turnbuckles and hold them in the air as the crowd screams with cheers.

Havoc: CONGRAGULATIONS CANADIAN PRIDE.

Mr.Marvellous: THEY WERE ROBBED. Those were King and Cash's titles. What the hell happened. Those Damn buckleys. They have been nothing but a pain in the ass all night. Those Titles should be in the hands of Big Daddy Cash & The Hollywood Dream Suicide King. They were robbed I tell you Robbed.

Havoc: Stop your crying the match is over. Cry about the one coming up. Karkuss Vs Dead AX Vs Carnivor Kid.

Mr.Marvellous: Oh god I could not do enough crying about having to sit throught this match. Loudmouth VS Retard VS King of the welfare Check.


DEAD AX vs Carnavore Kid vs KARKUSS HARDCORE MATCH


Havoc: We have just been told this upcoming match has been turned in to a hardcore Match. This should be Interesting.

Jerk by Green Jelly plays as Karkuss comes to the ring in his white wifebeater and black pants. He wonders and takes his time. The audiance cheers and boos flipping the finger to all those who booing him. Karkuss takes his time as he slips into the ring.

Mr.Marvellous: I do say Actions speak louder then words some times.

Wolverines Blues by Entombed plays over the PA. The Carnavore Kid comes rushing out from thr curtians and dashes to the ring. He leaps and slides into the ring. Standing in the centre of the ring he raises his hand in the ozzy devil salute and headbangs as the crowd cheers.

Mr.Marvellous: CUT THE MULLET.

Havoc: ROCK ON. Leave the poor guy alone. The mullet is a great hair cut.


Carnavore turns to see Karkus as he slowly aproches him, then Karkuss lunges at Carnavore Kid and cold cock punches him. Karkuss tackles Kid to the ground and kneels on Kid throwing wild punches at his face. The Kid blocks well but can not get Karkuss off of him. Gold fireworks then begin to blast and MeatSandwich by GWAR blares on the Arena Speakers. The Crowd roars as The monster DEAD AX in his purple body suit and freaky yellow happy face mask storms to the ring as his manager Sammy the hyper active manager skips around behind him.

Mr.Marvellous: Here comes the stupid Barney.

The bell rings and Dead Ax climbs in the ring and grabs Kakuss by the back of the neck and throws him into a turnbuckle. Karkuss falls into the corner and gets stompped by Dead Ax with his big foot, over and over again. Behind them Carnavore kid staggers to get to his feet but just as he manages to get up to stand straight, Dead Ax turns around , runs and gives the Kid a close line from hell. Carnavore kid lands square on his back. Dead Ax hungers for more violence and turns to Karkuss again but Karkuss slips out of the ring and turns to walk away. Sammy jumps up infront of Karkuss and jumps up and down infront of him demanding he return to the ring. Karkuss grabs Sammy by the collar of his tacky club shirt and throws Sammy into the guard rail. Dead Ax slides out of the ring to assist Sammy. Dead Ax again grabs Karkuss by the back of the head and slams his face into the guard rail. Karkuss apears woozy but horse kicks backwards and kicks Dead Ax in the crotch. The monster Dead Ax staggers back as Karkuss turns and delivers a few chops to Dead Axs chest. Dead Ax then grabs Karkuss by the throat and picks him up before dropping Karkuss on his back on to the guard rail with a clang. With this time to get his breathe back Carnavore Kid climbs the turnbuckle and lauches him self out of the ring crashing into Dead Ax with a cross body. Dead Ax is knocked face first into the audiance and ontop of Karkuss. Carnavore Kid rolls off Dead Ax and falls into the screaming audience as well. Dead Ax gets up and throws punches at the heads of Karkuss and the kid one after the other. Each time one of them tries to hits Dead Ax, Dead Ax hits them first. The crowd is screaming and going wild as security surround them, forcing the crowd away. Dead Ax grabs both his oponent and throws them back over the guard rail. Dead Ax climbs back as well. Dead Ax grabs Carnavore kid by the mullet and pushes him back into the ring. As Dead Ax climbs into the ring Karkuss yanks the steel steps off the ring and runs with it crashing the steps into Dead Axs legs. Dead Ax falls to the outside. Karkuss grabs Dead Axs head and smashes the happy face into the steel steps over and over again. Carnavore Kid is in the ring looking around so he rushes and slides in a baseball slide kicking Karkuss in the back of the head. As Karkuss falls he is picked up by Dead Ax who hoists him up on his shoulders and flap jacks Karkuss on the steel steps with another loud clang through the arena. The crowd is in awe. Dead Ax looks back up at Carnavore kid in the ring as Karkuss lays out cold on the steps. Dead Ax comes in the ring after Carnavore Kid. The Kid backs away looking worried but then shakes off his fear and yells at Dead Ax to come and get him. Carnavore kid lunges and punches Dead Ax square inthe gut, Dead Ax staggers then returns with a huge right hook into the Kid sending him on to his back. The Kid hobbles and gets up quickly. Dead Ax grabs Carnavore kid and chock slams him. Dead Ax goes for the pin...1..2 Caravore Kid kicks out. The crowd is in shock. Dead Ax looks around and seems he may be in shock to, but you can't tell with that mask. Sammy runs to the side of the ring and thumps the mat yelling "finish him". Dead Ax lets Carnavore Kid get up. The Kid chops Dead Ax over and over again, the kid then bounces off the ropes and launches in aflying side kick to Dead Ax. Dead Ax catches the kid in mid air however and flapjack slams him hard into the center of the ring. Dead Ax looks around as Sammy shouts pin him pin him. But before Dead Ax can go for the pin Karkuss comes out of no where and low blows him with a steel chair. Karkuss then hits the big man in the head with the chair once...twice.. three times. As Dead Ax staggers back words Karkuss drop kicks him sending him out of the ring. Karkuss leg drops Carnavore kid with the chair under his leg. he then rolls Carnavore Kid up ..1..2..3 KARKUSS WINS by PIN FALL.

Mr.Marvellous: What a dumb ass I can not belive The retard screwed that up. Havoc did you ever see the match were I beat up two Giants to win the world title.

Havoc: I don't Care. And what a shame for Carnavore. He put up a good fight and speaking of fight it dose not look like it is done in the ring.


Sammy climbs in the ring and jumps up and down franticly yelling at Karkuss. Karkuss spits in Sammys face and cracks the chair over his head. The woozy Carnavore Kid gets to his feet holding his hurting back as he watches Karkuss kick Sammy in the ribs over and over again. Karkuss turns around surpirsed to see the Kid back up. The kid gets a burst of energy out of anger and jump kicks the bent chair in Karkuss's hand smashing it into Karkuss's face. Carnavore Kid falls down holding his sore back as KArkuss falls through the ropes right out of the ring. Dead Ax stands over Karkuss, Karkuss looks nervous but low blows Dead Ax again and scurries away running out of the arena. Dead Ax helps Sammy up and they leave as well with Carnavore not to far.

Havoc: Well the Cages are starting to come down and you know what that means Marvellous Hasbeen.

MR.Marvellous: Marvellous Hasbeen? You know if I was not so busy here calling the matches I would walk in to that cage and win that world title showing everyone why I am the Greatest man alive. But Havoc I have a responsibilitie here and well I dont want any wrestler back stage to get down because they have to meet up in the ring with the man who made wrestling what it is today.

Havoc: Sure what ever. Lets go back stage to Jokers Child dressing room where he is signing his ICW contract as we speak. This should give us enough time to get the ring set up for the main event.


Camera goe back stage as we see Jokers Child Signing a peice of paper and Mercer shaking his head.

Jokers Child: OH Say hello to your new ICW World champion and you my freind are soon going to be my bag boy for a month.

Joker stands up looking Mercer right in the face with a big smile.

Jacob Mercer: Over my dead body you will win that world title. Hell no.

Jokers Child: Ok what ever Nob Nuts. What number am I in the ring at.

Jacob Mercer: I think it is better for me if you take Number1.


Mercer smiles as the screen fades and it goe right back to the ring.

3 CAGE HELL IN THE CELL MATCH FOR THE WORLD TITLE


Havoc: Joker draws number one.

Mr.Marvellous: And here comes the criminal right now.


The Lights go out as Grease Paint & Monkey Balls By White Zombie begins to play. A smiling joker face lights up the jumbo screen as Joker comes out smoking his cigar with Ponch behind him. Joker slowly makes his way to the cages as the crowd cheers. Joker slowly takes off his Coat passing it to ponch and gets in the cage. The music quickly changes to The Leave it to beaver theme as Tommas Buckley comes running down to the ring. Tommas goes to get in the ring when Joker runs over and slams the door in to Tommas face. Tommas goes flying off the side of the cage as Joker makes his way climbing up the side of the cage to a hatch on the top of the first cage. The bell rings as the buzzer begins to sound. Tommas gets to his feet and crawls in as Joker begins to crawl to the next cage. The crowd is heard counting back from 3 as Tommas gets in and grabs Jokers leg trying to pull him down. 3,2,1,

Entrant#3 PETER BUCKLEY

Peter Buckley comes running down to the cages as he crawls in as he pulls Jokers Child down to the mat. Both men pull Joker up and send him flying right in to the side of the cage. The buzzer goes once more and Barricade comes running down to the ring.

Entrant#4 Barricade

Havoc: It looks like Mercer rigged this.

The ref holds the door open as Barricade comes running in. The Buckleys hold Joker up as Barricade football tackles him to the mat. The crowd starts to count back from 3, 2,1, THe buzzer goes of as the Buckleys and Barricade take turns stomping Jokers Child in to the mat. Carnivore Kid begins to slowly make his way down to the ring looking hurt.

ENTRANT#5 Carnavore Kid

In the ring Barricade unbuckles the corner cushion of the ring post and has the buckley boys throw Jokers Child shoulder first right in to the post. Carnavore Kid gets to the ring and climbs in. The other men dont take notice the kid struggles to climb to the door on top of the cage to the next level. The buzzer goes and the squeeking of a one string banjo is heard as Hobo Richard is seen making his way down to the ring.

Entrant#6 HOBO RICHARD

Hobo Richard slowly comes down to the ring looking scared as Carnavore kid gets to his feet on the next level. The crowd cheers as both Buckleys take notice of the Kid. Tommas Climbs up and puts his arm throught the top part of the cage grabing a foot of the Kids as Peter climbs throught the hatch in to the second jumping Kid knocking him to the mat. while Barricade slams Joker head first in to the corner. On the outside Hobo Richard starts to climb in struggling to climb that part to the door. The buzzer goes off again and the crowd stands with cheers as ADZ comes running down to the ring.

Entrant#7 ADZ

ADZ Comes running down to the ring and grabs Hobo Richard by his shoulder pulling him back on to the ground on the outside of the ring. ADZ bolts in to the ring and charges at Barricade sandwhiching him in to Jokers Child. Jokers Child lays their out of it as ADZ gets up and charges at Tommas who is now on the floor and catch ADZ tossing him right in to the cage face first. The buzzer goes again and this time it is Junior.



Like ADZ Junior comes down full of energy Leaping in to the ring going right for Tommas Buckley hitting him with a jump kick. At the second level Peter Buckley hoists Carnavore kid up in to the air and slams his body right against the top of get cage. On the bottom Barricade begins to shake his head as he see ADZ starting to climb to the second level. Barricade makes his way over and pulls ADZ back to the ground Both men begin right away to deliver shots back and forth. THe buzzer goes again and this time Welfare William begins to make his way to the ring stopping for breaks half way to the ring.

Entrant#9 Welfare William

In the Ring Junior grabs Tommas and throws him right in to the fighting Barricade and ADZ knocking them down. Junior jumps up and pulls him self to the next level as Joker lays out cold on the bottom floor. THe buzzer goes again and Karkuss apears out from behind the curtain.

Entrant#10 Karkuss

Karkuss comes running down running over welfare William with a close line who is still making his way to the ring. Karkuss stops and looks in to the ring as Barricade & ADZ get to their feet. ADZ goes for the enrances to the second level but Barricade pulls him down Tommas pulls ADZ up and holds him up for Barricade to hit him. Barricade winds up and ADZ ducks as Barricade nails Tommas to the mat. ADZ bounces on to his feet and leaps up pulling him self through to the next level with Carnavore kid, Peter Buckley & Junior. The buzzer goes off again and Karkuss on the outside looks up to see the mighty Dead Ax come storming down to the ring.

Entrant#11 Dead AX

Karkuss Pulls Hobo Richard who is struggling to get in to the ring off the side of the cage and crawls in. Dead AX Storms down to the ring Pushing a tired Welfare William out of the way. In the ring Jokers Child slowly starts to come to as Barricade and Tommas buckley get to their feet and begin to fight pushing each other back and fourth. Dead AX gets in the ring as Karkuss trys to pull Barricade & Tommas out of the way to get to the next level. The buzzer goes off as Suicide King comes out.

Entrant #12 The Hollywood Dream Suicide King

The King comes running down like everyone one else before him pushing Welfare william & Hobo Richard out of the way to get in to the ring. On the second level Junior climbs up to the third level. The crowd goes nuts as ADZ follows him up their and the two do battle to try and get to the top. The buzzer goes again and this time it is one half of the new Tag team champions Crazy Canuck.

Entrant #13 Crazy Canuck

Crazy Canuck comes running down to the ring not even worried about the hobos who are laying on the ground huffing and puffing. Crazy canuck gets in the cage in time to see Dead AX choke slam Karkuss to the mat Barricade toss' Tommas Buckley in to a cage wall and climbs to the next level as Carnavore Kid hits Peter Buckley with a little superkick knocking him back in to acage wall. Suicide King pulls him self up in to the second level then the third cage and goes for the top when ADZ and Junior stop their fighting and team together pulling the king down slamming him on to the top part of the cage. The buzzer goes again and this time it is Mr.beumont

Entrant#14 Mr.Beumont

MR.beumont makes his way down slowly as Dead AX pulls him self up to the second level in time to meet a good foot to the gut by Barricade. The big Black guy works him over stomping away. Jokers Child begins to pull him self to the door and pulls him self out. The crowd begins to wonder if he is quiting. POnch comes over and helps the hurt Joker out of the cage. The buzzer goes again and this time is non other then Moose man of the north.

Entrant #15 Moose Man of the North

Moose Man comes running down to the ring and gets inside charging right at tommas Buckley. Crazy Canuck and Moose man both go up to the second level together leaving Tommas down their all by him self. The Buzzer goes off again as Darron Manners makes his way to the ring.

Entrant #16 Darron Manners

Manners slowly walks down to the ring checking on the two passed out hobos then helping Mr.Beumont in to the ring. In the ring Beumont gets in and starts to hold his hands in the air yelling I Made it when Manners shoves Beumont in to Tommas Buckley who is getting on to his feet. Manners jumps up to the hatch and pulls him self through to the next level. Barricade in the mean time is stomping away on top of Dead Ax when Canadian Pride comes in from behind and double close lines Barricade to the mat. Carnavore Kid boots Peter buckley in the balls and pulls him self up in to the third cage. At this time to buzzer goes off for the last time and out comes Big Daddy Cash. In the third cage ADZ turns on his Partner junior who has been helpping him stomp down the Holly wood dream.
Entrant #17 BIG DADDY CASH


Cash makes his way down to the ring and gets in. On the Second level Dead AX gets to his Feet and grabs Peter buckley opening the hatch to the first Cage and tossing him down their. ON the outside The tired out joker starts to the climb the out side of the cage just as Big Daddy Cash climbs on to the next level. ADZ starts to climb to the top of the 3rd cage when Junior grabs his leg and pulls him down. Dead AX pulls him self up in to the 3rd Cage. Suicide King comes in attacking. Big Daddy Cash roars up to the third Level passing Canadian pride who is laying a beating on Barricade. Joker at this point makes it to the second Cage. Karkuss sees Jokers idea and storms out of the cage doing the same thing climbing. On the outside. Moose man sees Big Daddy Cash go up to the 3rd cage and trys to follow but gets the cage door slammed in tohis face causing him to fall down throw the actual cage in to the bottom cage. The crowd breaks out in to achant of holy shit. Karkuss Makes ground on joker and both men start climbing the third cage wall. Dead AX pounds his way throught the top door to the top of the third cage and sees the World title Hanging in his reach he goes for the title when ADZ comes through the door and climps Dead AX legs. Karkuss passing Joker gets up to his feet and stomps Dead AX a few times this only makes Dead AX Mad and Dead AX pushs Karkuss off the Cage down to the top of the second Cage Big Daddy Cash makes his way throught the top door. Cash gets to his feet in time to see Dead AX turning around. Cash super kicks Dead AX sending him falling to the little bit of a roof top on the second cage. Cash is all alone atleast he thinks he is as Jokers Child gets up to his feet and pulls A pair of brass knuckles out of his tights Joker nails Cash in the back knocking him out. ADZ starts to come through as Joker nails him in the top of the head knocking back through. Joker grabs Cash and pulls him over back in to the cage. Joker pulls alittle pair of handcuffs fromhis side leather pants and locks the door. On the outside on the top of the second cage Karkuss attacks Dead AX but the large monster sends Karkuss flying off right in to the large announcers table. Parimedics come rushing out as Dead AX starts to climb. It Looks like Joker has it won as he looks to the back and gives the middle finger. Joker reaches for the world title BUt it pulls up and joker miss's Joker shakes his head and looks up to see Jacob Mercer pulling the wire up high enought for joker not to reach. Dead AX finally gets to the top and Joker is to busy yelling at Mercer to Notice Dead AX come over and grab Joker tossing him off the top of the cage on to the second cage. The mighty Dead AX Reaches for the belt and gets his hands on it. DEAD AX WINS, DEAD AX WINS the World title Sammy goes nuts as The crowd cheers. Dead AX Holds the Belt in the air mumbling giberish in to the air as the screen fades to black.