**LIVE FROM THE CWE ARENA** **It's Not My Time by 3 Doors Down starts to play**
**LIVE FROM THE CWE ARENA** **It's Not My Time by 3 Doors Down starts to play**
BRETT: We have just received an official document from CWE Owner, CREED, that says due to their contracts not being finalized, STEVE DRAKE and VIC VICEROY are both out of the Master of Disaster tournament! Thank you fans for tuning in, I'm BRETT AUSTIN, sitting ringside once again with my partner in crime, STAN JACKSON!
STAN: That means it's down to a seven man tournament and one wrestler will receive a bye into the semi-finals. Nobody knows who they are fighting and I can't wait to see what kind of matches the random draw turned out.
BRETT: Let's send it to ringside!
**Stay Hungry by Fozzy starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: Our opening contest is a quarter-final match in the Master of Disaster tournament. Making his way to the ring, from Orlando, Florida, "MR. ALLSTAR" PETER JONES! **The Enemy by Godsmack starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Las Cruces, New Mexico, R DOG!
BRETT: MR. ALLSTAR has been a busy man lately. He recently took posession of XAVIER and KACI'S baby. This guy really knows how to get under someone's skin.
STAN: The ref calls for the bell and the Master of Disaster tournament has begun!
BRETT: ALLSTAR and R DOG lock up. ALLSTAR grabs R DOG by the back of the head, runs to the corner, and slams R DOG'S face into the top turnbuckle. R DOG stumbles backwards.
STAN: ALLSTAR goes to the outside.
BRETT: ALLSTAR springboards off the top rope and destroys R DOG with THE DRIVE! He goes for the pin! 1.................................................2.................................................3!
BRETT: PTER JONES isn't messing around. He's here for one thing and one thing only, the CWE Heavyweight Title.
STAN: Not a good showing by R DOG at all. He has to be disappointed in himself after that lackluster performance.
**Famous by Puddle of Mudd starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is another quarterfinal match in the Master of Disaster tournament and it is also for the CWE Heavyweight Championship! Making his way to the ring, from Tampa, Florida, he is the reigning Master of Disaster and the CWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, XAVIER FURY! **Evenflow by Pearl Jam starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Bloomfield, Kentucky, JT FLEXUS!
STAN: Now this… this is one heck of a surprise here! JT FLEXUS seems to idolize FURY, and I really don’t think JT was expecting to face the man he looks up too right out of the gate.”
BRETT: “I totally agree with you STAN and you can see the mental anguish in JT’S head here as he clearly isn’t happy about this turn of events.”
STAN: “Wait a second BRETT, JT is laying down in the ring. This kid is actually laying down for the champion!”
BRETT: “Wow, he’s throwing away a perfect opportunity here STAN. Idolization is nice, but this… this is plain strange.”
STAN: “JT is laying down for FURY to cover him, but FURY isn’t doing it. FURY is shaking his head no.”
BRETT: “FURY doesn’t seem to like this, as he will not cover JT.”
STAN: “FURY is saying something here…. He’s telling JT he doesn’t want it this way, wow… he’s telling JT FLEXUS to man up!”
BRETT: “Well STAN, XAVIER FURY knows that the fans simply won’t accept this, and he’s the peoples champion. FURY is fueled by proving night in and night out, he’s the best wrestler.”
STAN: “JT is getting up and FURY is extending his hand, telling the kid he wants it straight up. JT doesn’t seem to like the idea but… they are shaking hands and it looks like we’re ready to do this.”
BRETT: “It’s good to see a man like FURY understanding what real respect is.”
STAN: “There’s the bell again and it looks like we are under way here as both men are circling each other. This is JT’s first singles match in the CWE and wouldn’t it be something if he actually beat FURY?”
BRETT; “This match is for the title STAN, so yeah, it would be something special.”
STAN: Both men looking a little cautious here as it’s a feeling out process where neither man is ready to jump the gun… OH MY! FURY went to tie up but JT took him to the mat with a nice double leg takedown. JT is getting up and smiling, BRETT!”
BRETT: “FURY is as well… he knows he got schooled there and was caught off guard. JT showed some good speed with that takedown.”
STAN: “FURY and JT circle off again here… collar and elbow tie up and again JT FLEXUS takes the champion down with a quick leg sweep. FURY quickly rolls to his feet and backs JT in the corner… the ref is in and FURY breaks clean.”
BRETT: “The big rookie is showing some nice speed early here.”
STAN: “JT comes out of the corner and puts FURY in a headlock… FURY pushes him to the ropes and JT sends the champ down with a shoulder. JT hits the ropes and tries to drop and elbow but FURY rolls out of the way. The champ is up and nails JT with a hard right hand that he didn’t see coming.”
BRETT: “Not at all, and JT looks stunned.”
STAN: “JT charges at FURY but FURY ducks a clothesline, JT spins around and eats a nice drop kick to the face from the champ. JT quick to his feet here but FURY takes him down with an arm drag.”
BRETT: “The rookie is getting schooled in a lesson that brawn and muscle have nothing on technique, which is what we are seeing here from the champ.”
STAN: “JT is getting back to his feet as FURY moves from the arm to a side headlock… JT is looking for a back suplex here but FURY takes him back down with the headlock. The champ’s best bet is to keep the big man off his feet, neutralize that power advantage.”
BRETT: “And you can be sure FURY knows that, he’s been doing this for some time and he’s faced many powerful guys.. like JT’s dad, JOHN FLEXUS.”
STAN: “JT again is getting up and FURY lets the headlock go as he switches around to a hammer lock… JT with a back elbow that caught FURY in the jaw… JT hits the ropes and comes at FURY with a head of steam… but the champ pulls the top rope down and JT FLEXUS just went tumbling over the top rope.”
BRETT: “FURY is obviously one step ahead here… see… the champ just hit a sliding drop kick that sent JT into the guardrail.”
STAN: “He’s using his speed and what’s this… FURY is waiting for JT to get up… slingshot body press by FURY but JT CAUGHT HIM! HOW STRONG IS THIS KID?”
BRETT: “Apparently very… FURY is in a bad spot here as JT is simply holding him.”
STAN: “And JT just ran the champ back first into the ring post! You could hear the champ’s back cracking from over here.”
BRETT: “The rookie is doing what FURY said... he’s brining the fight.”
STAN: “JT is carrying the champ around the outside of the ring… JT hoists FURY up…and MY GOD! JT just threw XAVIER FURY back in the ring over the top rope!”
BRETT: “I’m… impressed.”
STAN: “The challenger to the tile follows him in, elbow drop by JT to the back of FURY, and another. JT bounces off the ropes and drops a big knee across the back of the champ.”
BRETT: “JT is going for the pin…. 1……… 2………… and FURY kicks out. The champ has a lot of heart and it will take more than that to keep him down.”
STAN: “JT pulls FURY to his feet, Irish whip sends FURY back first into the corner. JT follows it up with a big clothesline that smashes the champ in the corner. You know BRETT, that hurts but when it someone as strong as JT doing it, it hurts more.”
BRETT: “That’s three hundred pounds crashing in the corner, that’s like a small freight train.”
STAN: “FURY stumbles out and JT scoops him up and sends him crashing down with a big body slam. The kid is showing the killer instinct as he’s clearly focused on the back of the champion.”
BRETT: “JT is wasting no time here as he pulls FURY back to his feet as pushes him against the ropes. A big chop by JT there and FURY’s chest turned red from one shot.”
STAN: “JT with another hard knife edge chop on FURY as FURY walks to the corner… JT follows him FURY with a kick to the midsection. Another and another here as FURY is fighting back. Hard rights by the champ that staggers JT, FURY bounces off the ropes and JT catches him with a big spinebuster!”
BRETT: “We saw his dad use the spinebuster many times to change the tide in matches, and JT looks like he’s picked it up himself.”
STAN: “JT isn’t wasting any time as he dives on the champ for the pin.. 1……………. 2………. And FURY gets a shoulder up.”
BRETT: “That was close there. FURY is in a world of trouble here and you have to start asking… is he not prepared for this match with everything that Peter Jones as done this week.”
STAN: “Good point BRETT because the champ is getting dominated here. The kid is pulling FURY to his feet and looks like he’s setting the champ up for something big… FURY is on wobbly legs… JT off the ropes for momentum… and FURY with an atomic drop!”
BRETT: “He may have been playing opossum there as JT didn’t see that coming at all!”
STAN: “The champ fires off with a big right hand, and another and a another. He has JT rocking here, FURY off the ropes with a clothesline but JT doesn’t fall. FURY off the ropes again and another clothesline but FLEXUS is still standing… FURY is looking like he doesn’t know what it takes to get the big man down here.”
BRETT: “He’s hitting him with everything he has, there’s another big right hand from the champion.”
STAN: “FURY with a kick to the leg, and one to the thigh as finally he gets JT on one knee with the attack on the leg. FURY is going to the second rope… missile dropkick that puts JT on his back! FURY covers…….. 1…………. 2………….. but JT kicks out.”
BRETT: “FURY turned this match around quickly, which is probably a good thing as he was getting a beating from JT.”
STAN: “FURY pulls JT up and puts a knee in his midsection. JT with a wild swing but FURY ducks and gets behind JT. FURY is going for a sleeper but JT has his hands up to block it, FURY with a knee to the back and XAVIER FURY plants JT FLEXUS with an inverted DDT!”
BRETT: “FURY hooks the leg………. 1……………………. 2………………. NO! JT kicks out at the last second. I thought it was over there, STAN.”
STAN: “XAVIER FURY is heading to the corner and it looks like he’s going for a spear…. JT is slowly getting up…. FURY rushes with a spear… no! JT kicks FURY square in the chest to avoid it!”
BRETT: “JT hits the ropes and goes for a clothesline but FURY just ducked… FURY off the ropes… SPEAR BY XAVIER FURY!”
STAN: “The champion looks to be ready to put this one to bed…. JT is struggling to get up as FURY is waiting to hit the SHADES OF FURY!”
BRETT: JT starts to stand. X runs at him and jumps into the air with the SHADES OF FURY but JT instead catches FURY with the JTF! JT stays on top with the cover! 1..................................................2..................................................3!
STAN: FURY has been beat! JT is holding his head. He can't believe what he just did. He must have hit that move out of instinct.
BRETT: This might be the biggest upset in CWE history! We knew the opportunity for title changes was going to be there tonight but I don't think anybody expected it to happen in the first round, let alone by the young JT FLEXUS.
STAN: Looks like we're in for one hell of a night!
**Pick Me Up by Soil starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is the last quarterfinal match in the Master of Disaster tournament! Making his way to the ring, from Pekin, Illinois, representing the M.O.B, ROWDY RICHIE! **Game On by Disciple starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Huntsville, Alabama, KG!
STAN: “Well KG and the ROWDY ONE are ready to square off so that means that BIG CRAZY got the first round bye. We've got the lovely ELLE MACINTOSH sitting here with us.”
BRETT: “ELLE, it’s great to have you out here and I’m sure you’re going to be pulling for RITCHIE.”
STAN: “It is great to have you here ELLE, as I’m glad to see you back to full strength after the week you’ve had. You’re feeling better I presume?”
ELLE: “Yeah, I’m feeling better. It’s been a hard week and you guys know that I’m the type…”
STAN: “Wait a second… KG is walking over here and he’s smiling at ELLE. What’s he saying?”
BRETT: “It sounds like he’s telling ELLE to say something…. BUT ROWDY RICHIE JUST BLASTED KG FROM BEHIND! I’m not sure what he was trying to tell you ELLE…”
ELLE: “Oh yeah, I’m supposed to announce my apparent engagement to KG.”
STAN: “WHAT? ENGAGEMENT?”
BRETT: “RICHIE is pounding KG on the floor here guys…wait.. engagement?”
ELLE: “Yeah, we’re engaged but whatever… BEAT HIM RICHIE! TAKE HIS HEAD OFF!”
STAN: “He I ELLE… he just slammed KG head first in the ring post and threw KG in the ring, but what about this engagement??
ELLE: “It’s no big deal! KICK HIM RICHIE! RIP HIS HEART OUT! KG donated the blood for my transfusion so in return, he’s blackmailing me into marriage.”
BRETT: “I’m confused… and RICHIE is relentless here! He’s pounding on KG in the corner and has been since he hit KG from behind on the floor!”
STAN: “The ref is threatening to disqualify RICHIE here if he doesn’t back off.”
ELLE: “Well, like I said, it’s no big deal. All I can say is KG deserved this beating he’s getting. KG is a piece of scum, he’s worse than scum, he’s scum on scum.”
BRETT: “THE REF JUST CALLED FOR THE BELL! HE’S DISQUALIFYING RICHIE!”
STAN: “RICHIE was just going after KG even though KG was in the corner and he ignored the refs warnings, but I don’t think he cares! ELLE! ELLE where are you going?”
BRETT: “ELLE is grabbing a steel chair here from ringside and she’s giving it to RICHIE!”
STAN: “RICHIE is picking KG up here… TRAIN WRECK BY ROWDY RICHIE!”
BRETT: “I don’t think RICHIE was even worried about winning the match, he’s here to take KG out and we know why. KG blackmailing ELLE is disgusting! You donate blood to help people, not blackmail.”
STAN: “RICHIE has the chair… KG looks out on his feet here as he’s getting up. KG looks like he has no idea where he is…. KG turns around and ROWDY RICHIE JUST BENT THAT CHAIR OVER THE HEAD OF KG! I’ve never seen a chair shot that hard… ever!”
BRETT: “Oh my.. KG is gushing blood here. That chair just split him open... yeah, he’s cut up bad here STAN. That blood is pouring out like a faucet.”
STAN: “RICHIE doesn’t seem to be stopping…. RICHIE is leaning over KG’s body… look at that, BRETT! RICHIE just wrote “M.O.B.” on KG’s chest with KG’s own blood! I’m quite certain this is a clear sign that the MOB does not approve of what KG is doing to ELLE.”
BRETT: “HA! Look at ELLE! She just blew KG a kiss and waved goodbye! KG is a bloody mess but he’s going to be getting closer to winning the tournament here as that DQ just put him into the semifinals against JT FLEXUS.”
**Somos de Calle by Daddy Yankee starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is a semifinal match in the Master of Disaster tournament! Making his way to the ring, from Mexico City, Mexico, BIG CRAZY! **Stay Hungry by Fozzy starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Orlando, Florida, "MR. ALLSTAR" PETER JONES!
STAN: “It’s time for the first semifinal match here as BIG CRAZY is meeting PETER JONES. BIG CRAZY got a bye so this is actually his first match of the night.”
BRETT: “And JONES is actually fresh as it didn’t take him long to get past R-DOG for his first solo victory in CWE, and while FURY did put a beat down on him, I don’t think it will affect the ALLSTAR here.”
STAN: “JONES seems to be happy and I bet he is… XAVIER FURY is out of the tournament, JT FLEXUS is the new champion and I think most would agree, the kid is gonna be an easier target to get the title from.”
BRETT: “Both men are face to face here, JONES is 6’6 and CRAZY is no small man at near seven feet tall. Both men are talking a lot of smack.”
STAN: “And CRAZY just pie faced JONES! JONES fires back with a right hand on CRAZY, CRAZY hits JONES with one. They are standing in the center of the ring and trading shot for shot here.”
BRETT: ‘JONES landed some good shots but CRAZY is getting the upper hand. You don’t stand and slug with someone like BIG CRAZY.”
STAN: “CRAZY puts JONES in the corner and delivers some big knees to the midsection of the ALLSTAR. Those knees look like they may be killing JONES as each one drives the air out of his lungs.”
BRETT: “What do you expect? BIG CRAZY hits hard, he puts every pound behind every thing he does.”
STAN: “CRAZY sends JONES across the ring to the other corner… he charges in with a big splash but JONES moves and CRAZY hits the turnbuckle hard. CRAZY steps back and turns around around into a huge superkick! CRAZY IS DOWN EARLY!”
BRETT: “JONES landed that flush on the button! JONES quickly going for the pin…… 1………….. 2……….. and CRAZY gets a shoulder up.”
STAN: “BIG CRAZY looks out of it here, his eyes are glossy and that kick was right on the chin. JONES putting the boots to the big man now as he’s stomping a hole in the mat with CRAZY’s ribs.”
BRETT: “PETER JONES is a big, strong man himself. He’s not afraid to mix power with the leader of the MOB.”
STAN: “JONES pulls CRAZY to hit feet here, he has hold of CRAZY’s wrist and he sends CRAZY to the mat with a short arm clothesline. Look at JONES posing to the crowd here, he’s so cocky.”
BRETT: “Well, that’s not a big secret. JONES has no problem with letting everyone know he thinks he’s the cock of the walk here in CWE.”
STAN: “CRAZY pulls himself up with the ropes, JONES lands a big right hand that wobbles the big man, JONES pulls him mid ring here and lifts CRAZY in the air with a suplex. CRAZY hit hard but JONES is rolling him over… it looks like JONES is going to suplex CRAZY again... he lifts him up.. and JONES with a picture perfect pair of suplexes on BIG CRAZY.”
BRETT: “But look at CRAZY! He’s getting that look in his eye here… that crazy look.”
STAN: “JONES is pulling BIG CRAZY up by his beard! JONES forces CRAZY to the corner and he hits a hard chop, but CRAZY is trying to shake it off! JONES chops him again but CRAZY is standing tall in the corner! PETER JONES is unloading on BIG CRAZY with rights and lefts… and BIG CRAZY just let out a primal scream as he’s walking JONES out of the corner!”
BRETT: “CRAZY just shook off everything JONES threw at him and he’s not phased at all!”
STAN: “JONES pops CRAZY again but CRAZY just responded with a kick to the stomach on the ALLSTAR. Big right hand by CRAZY, and another kick to the midsection, and another right hand by CRAZY! The big man hits the ropes… clothesline sends JONES to the mat!”
BRETT: “JONES popped right back up though and CRAZY takes him down with another clothesline! BIG CRAZY is on fire here!”
STAN: “Irish whip by BIG CRAZY and JONES is sent running… off the ropes.. and BIG CRAZY just lifted PETER JONES in the air with a gorilla press! Look at the power! CRAZY is simply holding JONES over his head here!”
BRETT: “That’s almost three hundred pounds, STAN!”
STAN: “CRAZY sends JONES to the mat and JONES landed flat on his back! CRAZy off the ropes and BIG CRAZY just jumped up and brought his leg down across the chest of PETER JONES. BIG CRAZY has turned this around!”
BRETT: “JONES doesn’t stay down as he’s scrambling to his feet… JONES pulls himself up in the corner but CRAZY rushes in with a shoulder to the midsection. And another! BIG CRAZY IS GETTING CRAZY UP IN HERE!”
STAN: “CRAZY sends JONES across the ring to the turnbuckles… CRAZY rushes across and crushes PETER JONES with a big splash! JONES is the one wobbling now as BIG CRAZY takes a step back… BIG CRAZY goes to take JONES’S head off with a big kick… but JONES ducks… and CRAZY’s leg just straddled the top rope!”
BRETT: “That hurts me, STAN.”
STAN: “CRAZY collapses to the mat and is holding himself in pain… JONES is grabbing a leg… AND JONES IS LOCKING IN THE HOLDOUT!”
BRETT: “That’s his variation of the Figure Four! See how JONES twists on CRAZY’s leg as he applies the pressure… that really works over the hip socket as well as the knee.”
STAN: “CRAZY is trying to get to the ropes but JONES has a good position… JONES is wrenching the hold here and CRAZY’S in a world of hurt.”
BRETT: “JONES is really got that in tight STAN, CRAZY may tap!”
STAN: “JONES JUST SMACKED CRAZY IN THE FACE! PETER JONES IS SMACKING BIG CRAZY!”
BRETT: “Don’t do that… that’s just getting CRAZY angry!”
STAN: “I think it woke CRAZY up! He was looking like he was ready to tap, but getting smacked in the face several times seems to have woken up the monster!”
BRETT: “CRAZY is scooting to the ropes! He is pulling JONES across the ring while locked in the HOLDOUT!”
STAN: “CRAZY got the ropes! JONES has to break the hold and you have to wonder, what was PETER JONES thinking?”
BRETT: “I don’t know, but I bet he regrets it now!”
STAN: “CRAZY is up… big right hand catches JONES coming in, and another. CRAZY limping noticeably here but he’s fighting back! DDT by CRAZY!”
BRETT: “BIG CRAZY with a DDT out of nowhere! CRAZY covers……. 1…………….. 2……….. JONES kicks!”
STAN: “He came out of nowhere and almost put the ALLSTAR away. CRAZY pulls JONES to his feet… BIG CRAZY going for the CRAZY SLAM…. JONES slips off and behind CRAZY… CRAZY turns… superkick by JONES…. CRAZY catches his foot! CRAZY spins JONES around and BIG CRAZY with a huge clothesline that almost takes the ALLSTAR out of his boots!”
BRETT: “BIG CRAZY is telling the fans it’s over! Could we see the CRAZY SLAM?”
STAN: “BIG CRAZY pulls JONES to his feet…. CRAZY SLAM! CRAZY SLAM!”
BRETT: “CRAZY hurt his knee! BIG CRAZY hurt his knee with the CRAZY SLAM!”
STAN: “Wait a second… I’m getting work something is going down backstage! CRAZY and JONES are down… can we get a camera back there?”
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BRETT: “KACI just maced ANGIE and got her baby back!”
STAN: “Everyone here is going crazy! The fans are loving it! KACI KARMICHAEL just got her baby back!”
BRETT: “CRAZY is trying to get up and JONES is getting to his feet as well…. CRAZY is pulling on the referee in his attempts to get up…. JONES sees him struggling!”
STAN: “JONES is smiling as he knows CRAZY is hurt… JONES runs to the ropes… could this be the DRIVE? JONES springboards off the ropes and dives at CRAZY, but CRAZY kicks him in the gut! JONES hunches over, CRAZY wraps him up, AND HITS ANOTHER CRAZY SLAM!
BRETT: CRAZY goes for the pin! 1....................................................2....................................................3!
STAN: And BIG CRAZY advances to the finals of the Master of Disaster tournament!
BRETT: Great match! Both men fought their asses off here tonight. One more match til the finals!
****Game On by Disciple starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest is the last semifinal match in the Master of Disaster tournament and it is also for the CWE Heavyweight Championship! Introducing first, the challenger, from Huntsville, Alabama, KG! **Evenflow by Pearl Jam starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Bloomfield, Kentucky, the CWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, JT FLEXUS!
STAN: “What a night we’ve had! It’s been turmoil and chaotic! BIG CRAZY has advanced to the finals already to face the winner of this match here.”
BRETT: “JT is the current CWE Heavyweight Champion, and KG, KG was busted open badly after he was assaulted by ROWDY RICHIE and a steel chair.”
STAN: “I’m not sure which man is the worse for wear here…. There’s the bell…. And JT FLEXUS immediately shoots in and takes KG to the mat!”
BRETT: “Look at JT! He’s all over KG, pounding the hell out of him! Those fists are raining down!”
STAN: “KG is not having a good night by any means. JT rolls off and pulls KG to his feet, but KG pokes JT in the eye. European uppercut by KG rocks JT as the baby FLEXUS falls into the ropes.”
BRETT: KG leveled him with that uppercut. KG pouncing on the CWE Heavyweight Champion… does that sound strange?”
STAN: “Not really… a FLEXUS as CWE champ sounds… normal. KG is chopping at the big man here, kicking at his legs and chest, KG is all over him here.”
BRETT: “JT gets sent to the ropes… he comes off the ropes… and KG plants a perfect dropkick to the face of the champion.”
STAN: “JT is down and KG locks in a chin lock here. KG really needs to wear JT down before that wound opens back up here.”
BRETT: “If it does, this match could be stopped. KG was bleeding buckets earlier.”
STAN: “JT is getting back to his feet, elbow to the ribs by JT, KG lets go… knee to the midsection by JT and JT slams KG to the mat. JT grabs KG’s leg and applies an ankle lock but KG quickly grabs the ropes.”
BRETT: “We’re seeing a lot from the rookie tonight, he’s fast, he’s aggressive and he’s quick to go for the kill.”
STAN: “Kg pokes JT in the eye again as he got to his feet, another uppercut by KG and another. Those uppercuts are wicked. KG takes JT to the corner and drills him again with an uppercut. KG is trying to lift JT to the top turnbuckle but JT drops a forearm to the back and stops that.”
BRETT: “Wow! JT just reversed the position and has KG on the top turnbuckle. He lifted KG with ease.”
STAN: “Hard right by JT and now JT is going up top with KG… superplex attempt it looks like… KG with a right, now JT, KG hits JT, JT hits KG… KG pushes JT off the top rope! JT lands… and JT just got up and hopped on the top rope! Superplex!!”
BRETT: “And the impact has the blood starting on KG! I think the impact loosened up the bandage.”
STAN: “JT see’s the blood! JT just got on top of KG and he’s now pounding right in KG’s wound! Oh my… the blood is really coming out of KG’s head now! JT is ripping at the wound!”
BRETT: “JT said all week he wanted to take apart anyone that had a problem with XAVIER FURY, and now he’s the champion and he’s doing what he said he would.”
STAN: “JT pulls KG up and drives his elbow into KG’s forehead. Irish whip by JT… KG comes off… powerslam by JT FLEXUS! The CWE Champion is rolling! JT grabs KG by the hair and is pulling a bloody KG to the corner… JT rams KG’s head on the turnbuckle!”
BRETT: “JT’s doing it over and over! ….4 …………. 5………..6………7 times KG’s head meets the turnbuckle.”
STAN: “…8 ………….9……….10…. KG is stumbling on spaghetti legs… he turns around and JT with a big boot to the face sends KG to the mat. BRETT… KG is losing a lot of blood here.”
BRETT: “I know… but JT doesn’t seem to care. The new champion just threw KG through the ropes and to the outside.”
STAN: “JT is outside with him… he has KG by the head…. Head first into the steel steps! KG is leaving a trail of blood and his face and chest are covered. JT’s chest and arms are covered in KG’s blood.”
BRETT: “JT just kicked KG in the head again. He’s targeting that open wound like a lion on a zebra!”
STAN: “JT is pulling KG around outside the ring… he smashes KG’s head off the barricade, the ring apron, JT just put KG head first into the ring post! I think the ref may look to stop this match.”
BRETT: “The champion just rolled KG back in the ring. JT’s in the ring behind KG now… KG is really struggling to get to his feet…. I think the amount of blood he’s lost is really weakening KG as he can barely stand.”
STAN: “JT is crouching behind KG… KG is on one knee…. He’s to hit feet… KG’s whole face is covered in blood! KG turns…. JTF! JTF BY THE CHAMP!”
BRETT: “FLEXUS covers KG…………. 1……………………. 2……………………….3! It’s over! Thank god! I think KG needs some serious help! He’s bleeding worse than a horror movie!”
STAN: “JT FLEXUS is 2-0 tonight, and that attack by RICHIE on KG earlier tonight really helped JT in this match. Once the blood got flowing, KG just wasn’t the same. A man can only lose so much blood, BRETT.”
BRETT: “That’s true. KG put up a fight but once you lose that much blood, you can’t focus, think, you get light headed and KG just didn’t have the energy after getting busted open twice tonight.
**Somos de Calle by Daddy Yankee starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: The following contest, scheduled for one fall, is the Master of Disaster tournament finals and it is also for the CWE Heavyweight Championship of the World! Making his way to the ring, from Mexico City, Mexico, the challenger, BIG CRAZY! **Evenflow by Pearl Jam starts to play** RING ANNOUNCER: And his opponent, from Bloomfield, Kentucky, the CWE Heavyweight Champion of the World, JT FLEXUS!
STAN: “Here we are… the finals of the 2008 MASTER of DISASTER tournament, and the winner is also going to be the CWE Heavyweight Champion.”
BRETT: “JT is coming into this match the champion, after beating XAVIER FURY, and he beat KG just a bit ago after KG lost so much blood he didn’t have the energy to fight off the new champion.”
STAN: “And he’s been saying all week he wanted BIG CRAZY, and now he has him. We saw BIG CRAZY defeat PETER JONES earlier in a great bout.”
BRETT: “I know JT has wanted CRAZY all week, and BIG CRAZY has told him to bring it. These two opened the show brawling, and it’s only fitting they end the show! I expect fireworks.”
STAN: “You know.. BIG CRAZY has been here before, he’s a former CWE Heavyweight champion. JT is a rookie, he was 0-2 before tonight and now he is the champion. One could say he’s had some luck in winning, as that attack by RICHIE on KG really put him in a good spot after he got the win over XAVIER FURY. I wonder how much it’s weighing on the mind of JT JT that he’s facing the man that practically retired his Hall of Fame father.”
BRETT: “Well it’s time! The ref has the belt in the air and the trophy is here at ringside… BIG CRAZY and JT JT are staring each other down, neither man is blinking.”
STAN: “It’s go time for these men… they lock horns in the middle of the ring… and neither man budges.”
BRETT: “The two biggest, strongest guys in the CWE right here STAN.”
STAN: “No one can disagree with that.”
BRETT: IG CRAZY shoves JT and immediately attacks JT JT with a flurry of punches, then gives him an irish whip into the ropes. JT bounces off, runs back, and CRAZY flattens him with a dropkick. BIG CRAZY with the quick pin! 1...............................................2...............................................JT kicks out!
STAN: Nice try, but too early. BIG CRAZY needs to work on JT a little more.
BRETT: BIG CRAZY pulls JT to his feet, wraps him up from behind, and gets him in position for a german suplex, but JT escapes to the back of CRAZY and throws him down with a full nelson slam! JT with a quick pin of his own! 1..........................................2...........................................BIG CRAZY kicks out!
STAN: I think these guys want to end this match early.
BRETT: JT pulls BIG CRAZY up and shoves him into the corner. JT unleashes with a couple of shoulder blocks into the gut of BIG CRAZY and then places the former Heavyweight Champ on the top turnbuckle. JT climbs to the top turnbuckle and gets BIG CRAZY ready for a superplex, but CRAZY shoves JT off the top and down to the mat! BIG CRAZY stands on the top turnbuckle, jumps off, and plants an elbow drop perfectly into the ribs of JT JT!
STAN: Did you see the elevation BIG CRAZY got on that jump? Not many 7 footers will come off the top rope like that!”
BRETT: CRAZY runs to the ropes and gets momentum.. JT is getting up… and CRAZY takes him to the mat with a wicked clothesline! CRAZY hooks the leg… 1...................................................2...................................................JT kicks out!
STAN: HOLY CRAP! JT JT just hopped up to his feet like he was in perfect condition! I think that move by BIG CRAZY just jumpstarted JT'S energy.
BRETT: CRAZY is up off the mat here and he quickly goes for a tie up, but the champ just tossed him into the corner like a rag doll!
STAN: JT jumps right in and drives his shoulder into CRAZY's midsection. The champ steps back and drives that shoulder into CRAZY again. Three times now the champ has crushed CRAZY's ribs with that big shoulder.
BRETT: CRAZY is getting destroyed here by the champ! JT just pulled CRAZY out of the corner and he sends him crashing to the mat with a short arm clothesline!
STAN: CRAZY's head bounced off the mat hard! Look! The champ is going for a triangle choke! CRAZY is trying to fight out of it as he's not letting JT get his legs wrapped around his head.
BRETT: CRAZY rolls over and gets the pressure off and finally backs out of the attempt. JT JT has brought a whole different game here tonight!
STAN: The champ is staying right on top of things here as he just nailed CRAZY in the midsection with a hard kick. Irish whip by the champ. CRAZY comes off the ropes. and JT sends CRAZY high in the air with a big back body drop! The rookie is looking absolutely phenomenal here!”
BRETT: CRAZY got some height on that but he's getting up and JT just ran him over with a huge shoulder block.
STAN: The challenger bounces up to his feet. I'm not sure if he knows where he is. The champ grabs CRAZY AND HE'S GOING FOR THE JTF! We saw this against KG!”
BRETT: CRAZY pushes JT off and is rolling out of the ring to regroup. BIG CRAZY is stunned so far by this onslaught from the champ and so are the fans. It's been completely one sided so far.
STAN: BIG CRAZY has got to be wondering what he got himself into tonight. I think he expected to steamroll the rookie whenever they met. JT has just been manhandling him like nothing I've ever seen.
BRETT: CRAZY has to figure something out because he can't take this kind of beating for too much longer.
STAN: The challenger gets back in the ring now and the champ charges in but CRAZY moves and JT hit the turnbuckle chest first! JT staggers back and CRAZY with a roll up! 1.................................................2...............................................JT kicks out!
BRETT: And we almost had a new champion! JT to his feet but CRAZY sends him to the mat with an arm drag. JT rolls to his feet as CRAZY comes after him but JT arm drags CRAZY!
STAN: CRAZY gets up and gives JT a quick kick to the midsection and applies a standing side headlock. JT grabs his hands and powers out and puts CRAZY in a headlock! The challenger pushes JT off to the ropes. JT bounces off as CRAZY leap frogs him. JT off the other side. CRAZY goes for a back body drop but JT grabs him and takes him to the mat with a back slide! 1.................................................2................................................CRAZY kicks out!
BRETT: Another quick pin attempt. CRAZY to his feet and he nails JT with a right hand and JT fires back with one of his own that staggers CRAZY. CRAZY bounces off the ropes and he ducks a clothesline from JT. CRAZY grabs by the arm, spins him around, and a big boot to the face sends the champion to the mat in a heap!
STAN: “The champion is down, and this is his third match tonight. You have to start wondering when will conditioning become a factor here.”
BRETT: “CRAZY is pulling JT to his feet… back breaker by BIG CRAZY. Pin attempt……… 1…………. 2……………… JT kicks out.”
STAN: “The champ looks winded here. I said it before, BIG CRAZY has been here before, he’s been the main event, he’s been the champ and this is familiar territory for BIG CRAZY.”
BRETT: “He’s pulling the champ up again and JT looks exhausted. His onslaught early really took some energy out of him. CRAZY with a big right hand and the champ falls to one knee.”
STAN: “Yeah, he’s tired as hell and you can see it. CRAZY see’s it. BIG CRAZY backs to the ropes… and connects with a boot to the head of the champ and JT is down again. BIG CRAZY is starting to take him to the proverbial woodshed.”
BRETT: “Time for the rookie to earn his stripes.”
STAN: “JT is trying to get up, but CRAZY just kicked him right in the ribs like a field goal. JT rolls to the ropes but CRAZY pulls him up and into another short arm clothesline. Every thing CRAZY does is quick and precise. He is making sure everything counts.”
BRETT: “And he’s not just slapping the champ around, he’s really putting the beating on JT FLEXUS, much the same way he did his dad.”
STAN: “CRAZY puts JT in the corner and sets him on the top rope… hard right by CRAZY rocks the champion… and CRAZY JUST KICKED JT IN THE HEAD KNOCKING HIM OFF THE TOP ROPE TO THE FLOOR!”
BRETT: “JT landed hard! The champ may be out cold here.”
STAN: “CRAZY isn’t wasting time, he’s heading out after the champ. BIG CRAZY is pulling JT to his feet and he just planted JT face first on the ring apron. CRAZY grabs the champ and drives him back first into the ring apron.”
BRETT: “BIG CRAZY is coming our way…. What the hell!! BIG CRAZY just tore the monitors off the table!”
STAN: “That’s never good. Looks like we may be commentating this match without a table in a minute. BIG CRAZY is bringing JT over here by us… kick to the stomach by BIG CRAZY doubles over the champ… the leader of the MOB is going to suplex JT FLEXUS through the table!”
BRETT: “CRAZY has JT in the air… but JT slips out and lands behind CRAZY… OH MY GOD! JT FLEXUS JUST SENT BIG CRAZY THROUGH THE TABLE WITH A GERMAN SUPLEX!
STAN: BIG CRAZY MAY BE DEAD!
BRETT: Both men are barely moving. JT looks like he can barely find the energy to stand and CRAZY is moaning and rolling on the ground here.”
STAN: “JT is pulling CRAZY to his feet… and JT just ran CRAZY into the ring post shoulder first.”
BRETT: “The champion rolls CRAZY back in the ring. JT rolls under the rope and you can see this man is tried, he is flat wore out and yet, he can’t put CRAZY away for good.”
STAN: “JT is gasping for air as he’s picking CRAZY up, body slam by JT and now… he’s going to the top rope?”
BRETT: “It looks that way… this may be a mistake!”
STAN: “CRAZY is down… JT FLEXUS is on the top rope…….. JT COMES OFF WITH A BODY SPLASH BUT HE LANDED ON THE KNEES OF BIG CRAZY!”
BRETT: “JT is in pain! This kid is hurting and he’s flopping around like he broke a rib or something.”
STAN: “He may have, he landed flush on the knees of BIG CRAZY. The high risk move didn’t pay off. CRAZY is getting to his feet here…. He’s pulling JT up by the hair…. CRAZY SLAM… NO… FLEXUS just pushed CRAZY into the turnbuckle shoulder first!”
BRETT: CRAZY is hurting, first the ring post, now the turnbuckle… and JT IS GOING FOR THE KING JEREMY ARM BREAKER!”
STAN: “He’s trying but CRAZY is still on his feet…. CRAZY turns and throws JT into the turnbuckle and JT hit face first! He hit the turnbuckle face first! JT is stumbling….. CRAZY is waiting…. JT is walking blindly toward BIG CRAZY…… CRAZY grabs him….. CRAZY SLAM…. NO…. BIG CRAZY is going for the CRAZY SLAM but JT is blocking it.. elbow by JT… CRAZY grabs JT and he LANDS THE … NO…. KING JEREMY ARMBREAKER!
BRETT: “JT REVERSED THE CRAZY SLAM INTO THE KJA! CRAZY is in the middle of the ring here and that’s the shoulder that hit the ring post!”
STAN: JT is cranking back…… BIG CRAZY TAPS! BIG CRAZY TAPS OUT! JT FLEXUS HAS DEFEATED BIG CRAZY!
BRETT: What a moment! JT FLEXUS has beaten BIG CRAZY and is still the champ… AND HE’S THE MASTER OF DISASTER!
STAN: JT FLEXUS came into tonight's event an unproven rookie, but he walks out as the biggest dog around after defeating XAVIER FURY, KG, and BIG CRAZY all in the same night!
BRETT: It's been an awesome tournament but that's all the time we have for tonight. See you all on the next MASSACRE!
