Welcome to another exciting show by...ME! Tonight we have the newest addition to the diva's line up Chloe Lane,but first I have awards to hand out so lets dive right into it.
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Dragoon as fallen off the wagon. He seemed to be a raising star,but now he has fallen back to earth only to lose the Validity title to Sophie. Congrats on the win!
Sophie vs. Disgruntled Clown
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Now I have been keeping tabs on this feud between our current owner Blithe Omega and ex-owner Wildchild. Just when you think that things can't get any worse for poor Wildchild. He now has to face all of Total Chaos. So this goes to you Wildchild I think that you've hit the bottom of the barrel so now you can start crawling out.
Wild Child
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MGR: As you may know, I've been taking up some training with Mistress. I have here, some clips of some parts that have never aired.
The first clip shows Mary sitting in a chair. Mistress walks to a table off to the side where a boom box rests. She presses the play button and Erotica by Madonna plays. Mistress encourges Mary to let loose. Mary slowly rises out of the chair and begins a seductive dance using the chair.
Then the next clip shows Mary on all fours as Mistress pushes her to the floor and cracks the whip near Mary's body. Mary lays unmoving til Mistress tells her to get up. Now back on her feet she teaches her the walk of seduction. Mary watches intently as Mistress demonstrates then cheers Mary on to give it a try she does and almost pulls it off,but she slipped in her spike heels falling down. Mistress helps her back up and tells her to try again,but she is too wabblely.
The next clip shows Mary back in the chair again this time with her hands tied behind her back,Mistress opens Mary's legs and places her knee in between Mary's legs leaning on the chair. She pulls Mary's head back and licks her face. Mary's eyes are wide with fear when Mistress stradles Mary untying her hands.....
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Now I'm joined by the fresh face in diva land Chloe Lane.
M-Welcome to the EBWF!
C-Thanks...I think
M-Now I've been watching you like a hawk it seems that you have made a friend out of Nikita,but an enemy of Havok. Why did you pick on Havok?
C-Woah...I didn't start anything with Havok. I simply wanted to help the guy out he injured his hand in a moment of anger. I never asked for his friendship or his hatred. I only wanted to help.
M-So you don't like Havok?
C-I never said that. I don't even know the guy,but if we are talking about first impressions he came off as a ego maniac with an anger problem.
M-What brought you to the EBWF?
C-My car...I love that joke,but seriously I needed a jumping off point so to speak and I think that being here will not only develop my mic skills cause as everyone has witnessed I suck. Besides I want to be an Opera singer. So in order to get there I have to start somewhere.
M-I know that you are fairly new here,but is there any superstar that you've run into or seen perform that interests you?
C-Geez,I don't know Violence seems to be pretty impressive. I really haven't introduced myself to the wrestlers yet.
M-I understand. So what do you think of me?
C-Well from what I gather you're hung up on Havok.
M-What do you mean?
C-Most of your questions were based around Havok. I get the feeling that my being here was a ploy so that you could find out if I had romantic feelings for Havok.
M-NO! I just was trying to gain so insight into your game.
C-I have no game!
M-Thanks for being here Chloe and I wish you all the luck in the world.
C-Thanks.
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Now it's time for me to review some of the recent events that have been shaping up nicely. Mistress and Lexx seem to be heating things up going into Maxium Carnage. Not being able to physically harm one another is going to be torture. Havok seems to be leaving a trail of enemies as he has now picked a fight with Violence after attack Missy in her locker room. The Mystery Man is in or out? Who could be the new owner of the EBWF? What kind of changes might take place?
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That's it for this edition of Mary's Report, until next time,
This has been Mary G. Round, good night.
