Welcome to Mary's View Of The World tonight Junior Blayze will join me for a exclusive interview. I have good news for all Pyran has finally come out of his coma and the finger has been pointed at Havok. I had no idea he was that violent strange.
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Last week Disgruntled Clown won the Vadility title now I put Junior in the match to get him warmed up for the competion. Disgruntled Clown really did a number on him I'd have to admit,but somehow Junior won the title. I wasn't to sure that he was going to take it since he ran into the turnbuckle post running from Clown,but he did so Good Job Junior! Hope your head feels better. Next week Junior you'll defend your title against Kaos good luck that smile is deadly.
Junior Blayze vs. Kaos
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This award went to newest EBWF member Josie Pleasure,but this week she hands the award over to Snake he seems to be fading into the background lately. Havok beat the bejesus out of him earlier this week and going into the Maximum Carnage Snake isn't the favored superstar so you get this award hopefully you can pull off a good come back.
Snake
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I have a special treat for everyone my boyfriend Junior Blayze is my special guest.
M-Welcome to my show Junior. I hope you're not mad at me for flirting with Kaos last week. Congrads on taken the Vadility title!
J-Nah ma, it ain't yo fizault, it's his. Thankizle.
M- Oh ok he can't help it that he drives women crazy. You came to the EBWF for what exactly?
J-Just to drop the bizomb on da mic to get my record out and kick some izass in the process. Wut you mean crazzy girl?
M- Nothing. Well when you gonna start dropping the bomb? Just kidding. Are you going to go after any titles?
J-Gold is the name of da gizame! Any and all.
M-I bet Havok and Kaos are top on your list. You haven't stepped into the ring yet to show your skills do you think that you'll measure up against these big stars?
J- Yeah ma believe dat. All dese cats in the EBWF cain't match wits wit Junior Blayze.
M- I do believe you. You came in here like your butt was on fire,but now it seems as though you've already burnt out why is that?
J-Burnt izout? Hell nah! I'm just gettin' started ma all dese cats in the bizack ain't puttin' me in mizatches.
M- Cause they don't know you yet. You need to start cutting more promos like Kaos does. My favorite part of the interview when I say someone's name tell me the first thing that pops into your head. Havok?
J-Da footage from last wizeek will tell it all. Need me to repeat da rhizyme and wut ya talkin bout Kaos fo?
M-Kaos?
J-Dat Dawg better bizack off mah girl or else and why you keep sayin it ma.
M- Which diva do you like?
J-You baby only you.
M-Me? Thats soo sweet,but I'm not a diva.
J-Hottest thizang this side of Cali Fo'sho!
M-You're soo cute. I wish you all the luck with your wrestling career cause you already have me so you can't get any luckier there. Thanks for being on my show. Anything you want to add?
J-Get ready, cuz i'm gonna Blayze all over dis fized.
M-Oh that was good using your name hehe.
Kaos storms onto the set and Junior's eyes shoot open with a girlish scream Junior is off and running. Kaos is yelling GET BACK HERE WIGGER! Junior looks back at Kaos as he is closing in, Not paying attention ahead of him Kaos gets a twisted smile as Junior bounces off the wall.
J-That hurt Fo'shizzle.
Junior falls to the floor then Kaos looks back at Mary with that sexy smile and winks at her before exiting the set. Mary hops out of her chair and leans over Junior.
M-Junior are you alright?
J-ma dizzle off the hizzle fo'shizzle my nizzle.
M-You should get some medical attention.
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MY OPINION time where to begin Havok beat Nikita what a surprise there. Nikita didn't stand a chance against the man that no one can beat. Kaos proving that he can out shine his brother beats Dragoon. I'm sure that we'll see Havok and Kaos going to toe soon. Mistress lost to Adam I'm sure that she hasn't given it any thought since Havok keeps close tabs on her and Pyran. Breaking news Mistress is on the war path. Havok went to the hospital room where she was visiting Pyran and beat down both her and Pyran. Havok what are you up to? Mistress attacked a nurse at the local hospital when they tried to kick her out geez remind me to never make Mistress leave a room. Poor Junior lost to Damien. I understand sweetie Damien is devastatingly scary. Kaos has once again decided to pick on another CFH member he has been talking trash to the big man Dragoon. The recent hook up of Chloe and Dragoon came as a surprise even to me and to add fuel to the fire Kaos' wannbe Mary girlfriend Nikita has been seen threatening the shy Chloe. Josie another wannbe has been spotted with boyfriend Havok taking out to tough acts Snake Dalton and Mistress Pain. Seems like CFH has things flying everywhere. Mistress always seems to have something going on. Now it's just the count down to the Maximum Carnage. That is going to be one good night of entertainment maybe I could land an interview with one of the superstars before the actual event happens. Who knows I have ways of getting people to talk. Thats it for this weeks happenings tune in next week when I do a special show devoted to Maximum Carnage. Good Luck to all the superstars the PPV is going to be off Hizle Fo' Shizzle.
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That's it for this edition of Mary's Report, until next time,
This has been Mary G. Round, good night.
