Hello, and welcome to my very first report here in the EBWF. I got tired of lazing around not doing anything, so I decided to do something and run my own show. This was Blithe Omega's second act, so I hope you all enjoy.
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This title goes to whoever I see deserves it. And this time, it goes to Snake. Reason? You really want to know why? He won two titles at Evil Hearts, and won two seperate tournaments. But this title isn't just given. Snake just impressed me. But because it's a title, it has to be defended. So at Pain, Snake will have to defend his title. That man, is another impressive figure from Evil Hearts, Dragoon.
Snake vs. Dragoon
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This award is one most people should try and focus not to get. This is the award given to someone where something good happens, but later turns out not so good. This is a hard "award" to give out, but at Evil Hearts, i think I found a candidate. So this week's award goes to: Adam Superstar. He won the tag team titles with Snake, but later on lost his world title to Snake. Tough Luck. But hey, at least you don't have to defend it.
Adam Superstar
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MGR: Welcome to the first installment of my interviews. Here, we have the current EBWF Wild Arms champion, Havok.
H: Hey Mary whats going on? I see you have good taste by putting me on your fist and by far the best interview you will ever do.
MGR: Well thanks for the compliment. First off, how's the neck?
H: My neck sucks. I damn near broke it, what I did was compressed a vertabre in my spine, buy hell you think thats gonna stop me? I mean come on I am the companies top dog now.
MGR: I really don't think that would stop you. We've seen injuries just as worse, if not even mre worse out there with those same superstars returning the next night. But let's move on. Is there stil a grudge between you, Red Hott, and Pyran?
H: I dont think so no. Why would their be? In order for me to want to fued with someone that have to be able to actully wrestle at my level.
MGR: I think that they would disagree. Do you think your paths will cross again?
H: You never can tell, maybe by some gift of god one of them learns to wrestle and compete's for one of my titles then yeah and I will be happy to kick there ass again
MGR: That's some pretty bold words, but I can't say you can't back them up. We're just going to step into the past now, how did you first get into wrestling?
H: Backyard.at twelve I started wrestling with one of my good friends, and before you know it I became a god in Japan and now I am here to once again bask in the limelight.
MGR: It seems a lot of careers have started in backyards. You have already obtained two titles here in the EBWF, whats your next goal?
H: My next goal is to win the big one the EBWF gold, when I do that I will gor for the grandslam. Also I am gunning for the king of the deathmatch.
MGR: You'll have quite the challenges ahead of you in both fields. Okay, now we're going to take it to my favorite part, name association. Just tell me what you think about the following superstars. First off, the new comer, Seikan.
H: Rookie with possible talent, needs to join with me.
MGR: Adam Superstar.
H: Former champ, great athelete and the guy that helped me out many a time's in Japan, the kid will capture the big one again.
MGR: The current "owner", Blithe Omega.
H: Fucker. The guy screwed me out of winning the world title already, and now he wants to call the shots? Screw him.
MGR: EBWF Champ right now, Snake.
H: Well I am glad he is forfeiting the title, cuz he doesnt have what it takes to carry a company, if he shows his sqirrly ass around here again I am gonna put the boots to him good.
MGR: Your favorite diva.
H: Nikita, that girl can wrestle she just needs to stop worrying so much about Mistress
MGR: Well, I know you don't mean to choose her, so I'll let you tell me about your favorite diva, me!
H: Your smart for picking me for your interview, and personally I would love to take your pretty face out to dinner sometime
MGR: Well, I'm flattered, but sure. Who do you think Blithe means when he says "The owner will arrive at the next pay per view"?
H:Who cares? Whoever the owner is they still cant stop me from being the best.
MGR: Okay, we're just going to rap this up, so this is where you have a chance to spread any warning, or give any advice to the fans who want to make it in this business.
H: Well I am taking the Title by whatever means nesscary. Dragoon keep it up man, I see great things for you.
MGR: Thank-you for your time, and best of luck in the future of your career.
H: Thank you, I will come by your place sometime, the rest of EBWF remember... Nobody beats Havok! Nobody! ___________________________________________________
This is a fun part. This is where I let my thoughts roam. First off, the new owner, Blithe Omega. He sure shocked the world when he got that one two three over Wild Child. But his new alliance with Disgruntled Clown should prove most interesting. All we can do, is wait and see what they'll do. As well, who's gonna be the new owner come Maximum Carnage?
Next up, it's interesting to see what the dominatrix Mistress Pain has in store for her newly acquired...friend, Lady Chaos. This is just me speaking, but I don't think Lady Chaos was in her "A-Game" at Evil Hearts losing two matches in a row.
Lastly, speaking about interesting relations, Snake and Superstar had better be able to co-exist if they want to keep their tag team gold against Blithe and Clown. If not, then we might as well skip the match, and give Blithe and Clown those titles. But, anything can happen.
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That's it for this edition of mary's Report, until next time,
This has been Mary G. Round, good night.
