Four Way Dance
Goldberg vs. Triple H vs. RVD vs. Hardcore Holly
****************Scene opener: On the side of the Ring with Jim Ross and The King****************
JR: Welcome to Unforgiven everyone. We are Live and this is the WWE. We have some good matches tonight. Our 2nd event of the night will be a 4 Way Dance match with Goldberg going up against RVD, Triple H, and Hardcore Holly. This will be Goldberg’s first 4-way match. He has a challenge this week.
King: JR that’s right. Goldberg hasn’t had a bad start. He has been out for a while and he came back with a huge win over Booker T. Goldberg started off with Booker T and beat him. Now he has to go up against RVD, Triple H, and Hardcore Holly. He has to get ready and get ready quick.
JR: That’s right. I have a interview with Goldberg later. But meanwhile, Goldberg is at the airport.
****************Scene: The airport****************
Goldberg: Damn, it’s going to be a good night. See I’m going to get in that ring and leave that ring with a title shot. These guys don’t know what’s about to hit them. What the fuck? Why do they always have my bags at the very end? Come on, I have to wait for all this shit. Damn, I’m going to be late. Oh well, as long as I get there before 8:00.
Fan: Hey, mister. Aren’t you Goldberg?
Goldberg: Yes, I’m the man they call Goldberg.
Fan: Hey, I love you. You are the best wrestler. I know that you are going to win tonight. I’ve been waiting for you to come back. When you made your debut back into the fed. I was so happy.
Goldberg: Thanks that makes me feel good. I will win for you tonight. So when I win tonight. It’s for you. I’m sorry, but I have to go get ready and go to the arena. Nice talking to you.
****************Scene: Parking Lot****************
Guard: Man, you are late. Flair said come to his office after you do what you have to do outside in the ring.
*******************Scene: In the locker room of Goldberg*******************
Goldberg: Man, Booker T was easy. He didn’t even give me a challenge. He was just a scared little puppy. Man, he made me kind of feel sorry for him. Nah, I like every last thing I did to that fag. Mr. T will never every want to face me again. I know that is for a fact.
Rock: Yeah, that was good. But I fucking lost to that fag, Austin. I’m going to get my revenge on this kid. Austin did bring it. But wait until I win against Y2J. I will go after Austin, only if he can beat Sting.
Goldberg: Hold up. I want Sting to win. I want him to get it so I can kick his ass and get what belongs to me. That would be why I mainly came back. I came back for Sting and the IC title.
Rock: Ok, don’t have to get mad. All I know is that Austin is going to pay. Trust me on that one.
Goldberg: You don’t have to worry. I know you will. Tonight people say I have a challenge. I laugh at people when they say that. Triple H is a good wrestler, but not good enough. I’m not underestimating him. All he is good at is spitting some fucking water. RVD is whack also. He thinks everything is cool. Now when I fuck his ass up. He won’t think everything is cool. Hardcore Holly, I don’t really know what his problem is. All I do know, he thinks just because he is a Tough Enough teacher that he is all big and bad.
Rock: Ha, that was good. See well you go up against them. I have the easiest. I have Y2Jackass. That blonde doesn’t know his left from his right.
Goldberg: That’s the attitude Rock. I will get my chance at a title. I can’t wait until I get in the ring with them fools. I’m going to wine up hurting one of them. Trust me.
Rock: I know, I’m going to give that jabroni something that he has never had in his live. See first, I’m going to take my boot. Turn that son-bitch sideways, and stick it up his candy ass. Matter of fact, I may not do that. Because Y2J might actually like that. That SICK SADIST FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKKKKKKKKKK. No what I want you to do is. Go in that ring and Layeth the Smackdown on all their candy asses. IF YOU SMELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL LA LA LA LA LA……………… WHAT THE ROCK………….IS COOKING.
Goldberg: Well, while Y2J is trying to find out what you are cooking. I’m going to be going wild on my next victims. Now if you want to know WHO’S NEXT? Well, I’ll tell you. Triple H, RVD, and Hardcore Holly. YOU’RE NEXT! Now I’m going to go talk some trash.
Goldberg heads down to the ring.
****************Scene: In the Ring****************
Lillian: Ladies and gentleman. On his way to the ring. Coming in at 6’4 289lbs. Atlanta’s own. GOLDBERG!
After she says that. Goldberg’s theme music hits. The crowd goes nuts Goldberg and start chanting Goldberg’s name while he walks threw the sparks.
Crowd:
JR: King look it’s Goldberg. Goldberg showed the world that he isn’t going to be playing in this fed once again. He beat down Booker T badly. But Goldberg will have a tuff time tonight. He is facing Triple H, RVD and Hardcore Holly. Goldberg, his two big threats in this match are Triple H and Hardcore Holly. Holly is a big time veteran in this business. He knows how to take out and destroy the biggest and badest in this fed. So I believe that he would know how to take out Goldberg. Triple H is a star coming up. He has ran with the big dogs. But he is one of the people I see winning this match. RVD is a good person. He is also a big star coming up. Goldberg is going to have a hard time in this match. Goldberg will not win. What do you think King?
King: Goldberg is going to win. See Goldberg came out here on Raw and showed us that he is not playing. He has beating Booker T. After the fact that Booker T was talking trash, Booker T was ready for this match and still lost. So I’m most likely going with Goldberg. Triple H is no competition for Goldberg. All H}{H can do is Pedigree. Goldberg’s Spear and Jackhammer is much powerful. If RVD thinks that 5 Star Frog Splash will hurt Goldberg. He better think other wise. Hardcore Holly may have the only finisher that can take down Goldberg. But no matter what, Goldberg is going to win. He will be guaranteed a title shot. But now he has the mic and lets listen to the man and see his point of view. Big Bill is going to win.
Goldberg: Ha, Mr. T was just another victim. But tonight, I will be forced to kick 3 jackass’s ass. RVD, I’m going to start with you first. Hey RVD, you 220 pound piece of monkey shit. That is all you are. You are just monkey shit. You think you are good because you were the biggest man in the ECW. Well guess what, you think everything is cool. While when I’m done with you, you won’t think everything is cool. See guys in this match you will be first to witness my 5 steps. Me coming down to the ring. Then Spear on all your asses. Then a Jackhammer on all your asses. Then I will be the winner and after that. I will be guaranteed a title shot. So RVD you will be just another victim of Goldberg. I will be forced to hurt your little ass. See if I can’t beat you down. I will have to hurt you. See this match gives me an advantage. RVD you will see why they call me the WWE’s most dangerous man. See in this match, I just have one goal. That is to walk down the ramp and kick some ass. See people think just because RVD is so young and powerful that he is hard to beat. No, I don’t think so. See all you need to do is slow RVD down and don’t let him breathe. That is all. It is easy. Now RVD you say I’m old and pathetic. Well I might be in my 30’s, but I can still kick your ass. Actually my contract won’t be out for a while. Now since you are saying that. I’ll make sure while I’m here. I’ll kick your ass. RVD, yes I can spear everyone. If you think you are going to win. I feel real sorry for you. Mainly because when you go up against the WWE’s most dangerous man, you will lose. I will give it to you. You are young and have educated feet. But you are young and stupid. You can be relaxed and all. But I’m hyped for this match. I want to hurt you. Ok, so you can kick off your shoes. Relax your feet. Because when Goldberg comes their, you won’t know what hit you. But now I want to talk about Triple H. See you say that you know you can beat everyone in this fucking fed. Well hell no, you can’t beat me. I know I can beat everyone in this fed. Everyone knows I can. See the key to being a winner in this fed is, if you can talk all the shit and you can have something to back it up. Then you can do anything. See now I know I talk a lot of shit, but I can also back up all the shit I say. So if I’m saying I’m going to win. I will make sure that I win my match. See I don’t talk for nothing. When I talk, I speak the truth. You did say one thing right out of your dumbass mouth. I am a tough son of a bitch. I’m probably one of the toughest sons of bitches in this fed. Triple H, you made me mad. Bitch you will see why people like to make me happy. If you don’t want to keep me happy, or if you want to disrespect me. Just go ask Booker T what happens when you disrespect me. Now you are messing with a higher power. See whatever you say I can take that and make your life a living hell. See I’m the WWE’s most dangerous man, and that I’m a monster. You say that you have Intelligence and that you where going to work on my weak point on my body. Well just to tell you, I have no weakness. Just to tell you, my weakness is my strongest point on my body. See I’ve worked from being in the hospital to being the most powerful and feared man in this very business. So you will not find a weakness on me. See you say that you aren’t afraid of me. Well you better be afraid of me. Because if you aren’t afraid of me. I will be forced to make you afraid of me. After this match, I will make sure that when I look into your eyes that you see fear. See that is the thing. You say my era of madness will end. You say that you will defeat me. Well I know that you are smoking something. You also said that you were going to hand my ass to me. Yes I was undefeated in the WCW. But I’m here now, and I will do what I did in the WCW. You said your way is the hard way. Well you will think my way is the worst way to go. You say that you are “The Game” and you are that damn good. Well when I was a little boy. All I did was beat games. You say screw the rules. Well you don’t want to say that to me. Because I will hurt you. But for now on, THE GAME IS OVER.Now Holly, I’m going to kick your ass. See all that shit you have been talking is coming back and biting you in your ass. Holly you talking about that you are ready for me and that you are going to kick my ass. See on last Raw, I kicked Booker T’s ass for fun. That was nothing. You haven’t even felt anything yet. Now when I mean you haven’t felt anything. I mean it. Holly I feel sorry for you. See I’m not going to hold anything back. You think that you can make me famous. Well I’m already famous. For kicking peoples ass like you. I kicked your ass in this match. You are good to wrestle, but I just hate to kick your ass like how I will have to. Holly, everything I did on last Raw was just showing that. You don’t fuck with me. Don’t get in my way. Don’t even look at me in the wrong way. See like I said before. I am and forever will be WWE’s most dangerous man. No one in this fed will be able to stop me. You are right about one thing. WCW was pathetic, but it was just like you. Old and whack. You say you have no respect for me. Well I have none for you. You see, when you say that you have no respect for me. That pisses me off. Now when I hurt you, I will not feel sorry. No what, what I have to say to you, I really can’t say out here. You say that you want to lay me out. Well like I said before. Your finisher isn’t shit. You couldn’t lay out Rey Mysterio if you wanted to. See Nashville, you are going to witness something that you never seen before. What I’m going to do to The Game, RVD, and Holly will be harsh and shouldn’t be seen by little kids. I’m going to physically take them out. If I don’t take them out. They will be hurt. All I know, no one is leaving this match without being hurt. I don’t care if it is me. Because I know I’m going to win. HHH, RVD and Holly, when I’m done with you guys. People are going to be calling me a dangerous and feared man. I hear that people are saying that Holly is going to walk all over me. When people start to say that. That pisses me off so much. See Booker T was #1. Triple H will be #2, RVD #3 and Holly #4. Guys all I can do is take you out. While I’m doing that. I will make fun of you guys. Holly you always like to flex. But now I will flex{Goldberg is making fun of Holly, he is flexing his arms}RVD you like to say that EVERYTHING IS COOL WHEN YOU ARE R-V-D. Well this is a title shot match. So when a belt is on the line. I like to go crazy. But R-V-D, everything will not be cool when I kick your little ass{Goldberg is making fun of RVD, runs up on the top rope and does the hands thing} Now Triple H, you say you are THE GAME. Well when I’m done with you, THE GAME WILL BE OVER. All you are good at is spitting the water{Goldberg is making fun of HHH, he goes outside the ring and spits the water}Since you guys don’t want to respect me. I will be forced to kick your asses. Guys when I’m done with you, you will always and forever FEAR THE SPEAR. See I’m going to come into this match. Take out people. Take some names. Put them into my list of destruction. Win the title and leave the arena. So when I’m done with all of you. I will be guaranteed a title shot. But you guys, guess what……………………….
Goldberg: HHH, RVD, and Holly Beware. You’re in for a Scare. You will be afraid of the name Goldberg when it is said, from this day forward.
Goldberg drops the mic and Goldberg gets on top of the ropes and taunts after he had ripped his shirt.
****************Scene: In the Hallway****************
Goldberg sees someone who looks like Hardcore Holly. He goes up to the person.
Goldberg: Hey, Crash. You cousin thinks he is going to win.
Crash: Yes, he is going to kick your ass tonight. He doesn’t like you.
Goldberg: Ok, well I hate him too. But give him this message.
Goldberg runs and gives him the Spear. Throws him into a machine. Then he gives him a Jackhammer. Then spits on him. Goldberg then heads to a interview room.
********************Scene: Interview with JR********************
JR: Hey Goldberg, you get bigger and bigger every time I see you.
Goldberg: Yeah, I know. I’m not trying to be rude but can we start?
JR: Alright. So, first off. How are you?
Goldberg: I’m good. I feel real good. Mostly because people are scared of me. People know that I’m a beast and people know that if you piss me off. You will get fucked up, or even if you get flip with me or don’t stay in your place you will get fucked up.
JR: Alright, off of this topic. I want to get into the head of the WWE’s most dangerous man. How do you feel about the whole you can get a shot at any title you want?
Goldberg: I want to win. Any belt I can get my hands on. I will try to win. The Hardcore title shows that I can do whatever. Plus I would love to see someone put the 24/7 rule on me. Plus no one has enough guts to defeat me. IC belt is going to be mine, that is what I want the most. The Heavyweight would be good. But I don’t really want that. If I really wanted that, I could get it.
JR: What do you think about Triple H?
Goldberg: I personally hate him. I give him no kind of respect. He wants to disrespect me. Well I’m going to disrespect him. See HHH thinks he can beat me. No one can beat me. I know that for sure. But if someone could beat me. I would give them respect. But HHH isn’t going to be that person to beat me. See HHH is just another guy that wants to get his ass kicked. I’ve never beat HHH before, but I know I can beat his punk ass. HHH thinks this match will be a walk in the park. Well when I’m in the match. The match will be a good and hard match.
JR: What do you think of RVD?
Goldberg: RVD is a little punk. But he gets my respect. I like him. But in this match, I will not hold anything back. I know he wants me not to hold anything back. RVD thinks he will not be scared to face me after this match. Well if he thinks that. Why don’t he go Booker T why you really shouldn’t want to face me. The reason why is, because you will get hurt. See he talks a lot of trash. He thinks he can beat me. He always is saying that he needs to beat me. He says that I really haven’t faced anyone. But trust me, this match will be a good match. RVD will big time see why you don’t fuck with me. I will hurt him. He can fly around the ring, but all that will do is hurt him.
JR: What do you think of the Hardcore Holly?
Goldberg: Holly, see he is big for nothing like I said before. Holly I’ve taking on bigger people then you. See I don’t like him. He said that he hates me. Well I hate him also. That bitch. I really don’t want to get on him so next question.
JR: How do you think you will do in your match tonight?
Goldberg: My chances in this match will be easy. I don’t think they have the guts to defeat me. Plus I heard from them myself that I was going to win. Come on now, when HHH, RVD and Holly says I’m going to beat them. You know I’m going to win. I’m going to give them a concussion. See he can’t hang with me. They will not want to face me when this match is done. They will never want to face me again.
JR: Do you think you are going to win?
Goldberg: Hell Yeah, I know I’m going to win. Now that is a proven fact. They can’t beat me. See I can’t let them break my little streak. No one will beat me. Them guys will never beat me. The say they beat me is when I’m going to quit. But you won’t see that day. Trust me. I know that for sure. That is a fact. I can’t wait until I get in that ring.
JR: What would you think if you lost?
Goldberg: If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts. I’ll tuck my dick in-between my legs and cluck. These mother-fucking chickens aren’t brave enough to defeat me. To say the stuff I say. Shit, half the shit I say. I just make it up. To make these wrestlers mad so they can kiss my white naked ass. If it's not a wrestler that I make it as. I’m going to be a fucking killing machine in a Jason mask. That is what I am in this fed. I’m I killing machine. But I just don’t have a Jason mask. None of these wrestlers have what it takes to defeat me. I know Vince and Flair doesn’t want us to be swearing a lot. Oh well. But I love pain and that is why I will not lose.
JR: Are you ready for this match?
Goldberg: Again, hell yeah I’m ready for this match. I have been ready for this match I heard that I was facing RVD, HHH, and Holly. When Flair had made it final, and put it on the card, I was happy. I’ve known about that match since last Raw. I really have been watching them. I know when all of them are about to do his finisher. I know when they are going to punch. Throw you out the ring. I know when RVD is going to do his little dance. I know everything. See right now I know where he is now. I’m not a stocker. It is just that I do this to all my opponents. See Flair told me I was facing them. Flair wants me to teach them a lesson. If the boss wants me to take someone out. I will. Flair wants me to shut them all up so that is what I’m going to do.
JR: What have you been doing these past days?
Goldberg: During the week, I got bored and you seen what type of damage I did. After that, I thought I would go to the gym. During my time off of work. I’ve just been chilling in my house. Working out. Getting ready for my match. Watch all of my favorite matches. Then I would watch every match that Holly, RVD, and HHH fought in. All I did was watch his matches. I studied him.
JR: What do you have to do to get ready for your matches?
Goldberg: Well first thing is first. I like to get a rub on my neck and back by my wife. Then I’ll do 200 push-ups to get my blood flowing. Then I’ll do 150 pull-ups. Then 300 crunches. Then I’ll do jump and jacks. Then my wife and me will fool around. Then she will rub my back and neck one more time and I’m ready. Oh yeah, I also eat some LUCKY CHARMS. Even though I don’t need luck.
JR: Ok, what do you have to say to your opponents Holly, RVD, and HHH?
Goldberg: Guys, I hope you are ready. You should be. You think you will win. No you will not win. You think you are the toughest SONS OF A BITCHES, and you are the best. Well I’m better. I will win. AND THAT IS THE BOTTOM LINE COS GOLDBERG SAID SO! Now DO YOU SMELL WHAT I’M COOKING? If not. I’m cooking some of your ass. So Guys, wise words from Edge’s friend Hollywood Hogan, WHAT’CHA GONNA DO BROTHERS, WHAT’CHA GONNA DO WHEN GOLDBERG RUNS WILD ON YOU? So I’m just going to fix a CAN OF 100% OF WHOOP ASS! But all I got to really say is to be ready. But know I’m going to tell you this is my little nursery rhyme. That I got for you. Guys, you will lose and I will win. That is how it is going down and that is how it’s going to be, always. So Guys, you better not pout. You better not cry. You better be ready, because I’m telling you why. HHH, RVD, and Holly, Guess what? The 2 word of the day is…………
Goldberg: Well Guys guess what?
Goldberg: GOOD LUCK HOLLY, RVD, and HHH. YOU GUYS ARE GOING TO NEED IT. Oh yeah, Michael Cole you are seeing the new and improved Goldberg.
JR: Ok, that is it. Goodbye.
