Jerry "The King" Lawler-"The CWA prowdly welcomes you back after those commercial breaks, hey J.R. do you think that when you buy a pepsi you get one of those great looking girls doing the dance in the commercials? That includs Britney oh baby!"

Jim Ross-"I'm sore that if you did they would make all of there buisness off of you. Ladies and gental men, for those of you at home that don't know, there is a new U.S. champion, thats right it's no longer that selfish Canadian Lance Storm, the guy who is always dissing the great country of the U.S. It is now in the hands of D-Von Dudley, but not the one that you might be thinking of"

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"Thats right J.R, he's no longer the Reverend D-Von but he's back to being on of dem damn Dudleyz and I love it Jim! I can't wait to hear from him. Rember he has a match agenct none other then Triple H and Lance Storm, I can't wait to see if he's got what it takes to re-tain his championship. Now that we have the old D-Von back that means we get to see Wood!"

Jim Ross-"What do you think? You think that the old D-Von would just come back whatout wood? I don't think that the old D-Von would come without a table"

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"This could be great..I just hope this isn't the D-Von that puts wemon threw the tables though!"

::Just then "turn the Tables" The Dudleyz theme music by Saliva blasts threw the P.A system and the crowd isn't sure on what to think. Then out from behind the curting walks D-Von wearing his old outfit and not that REVEREND cloths. He has on army pants and a black shirt that has on it "Dudley" in a flagish type thing on the top then in the middle it reads "3D" then at the bottom in a flagish type thing same as the top it reads "Death Drop".D-Von also has on black boots that have a white line going up it and have in white letters "3D". D-Von also has on the U.S. championship around his neck. D-Von walks out to the ramp and squats down a little and does the 3D taunt with his hand and moves his hand in the shape of a "T" The crowd sees that it's not REVEREND D-Von and they start chanting then slowly a "Tables" chant breaks out causing the intire arena to shake. D-Von then starts walking down the ramp ::

Lillian-"Ladies and Gentalmen please welcome on his way to to ring weighing in at 240 pounds, from Dudleyville U.S.A, the CWA US champion, D-Von Dudley!"

::Then the camera goes to the crowd agean and shows a close up of a sign that has on it a broken table on it then at the top it reads in big letters "TABLES!" then at the bottom of it it reads "Where are they" Then it shows a few more signs not that many having to do wth D-Von because the people wern't sure that D-Von was comming.::

Jim Ross-"Well it seems that D-Von just gets back and theses people are already calling for tables, this is crazy, in a kind of way. Can you believe it? Wonder who they want him to put threw a table"

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"I dunno, mybe he'll try and put you threw a table!..He wouldn't put me threw one though and that I'm sure of"

::D-Von gets halfway down the ramp and then stop and looks at the right side of the arena and does the "3D" taunt with both hands and holds them up in the air and the camera is facing him. Then D-Von turns around and does the same thing to the otherside but the camera shows his from behind and you can see a whit spray pain bottle in his back right pocket and it's only half stuffed in the pocket so you can see it well. D-Von then goes straight towords the ring. D-von then slides the U.S championship off from around his neck and slides it into the ring, and as he does he walks towords the right side of the arena. D-Von then gives everyone in the front row of the right side of the arena and does that the whole time that he walks over towords the announce table.::

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"Good Gawd I was right, he's commming for you run J.R RUN!"

Jim Ross-"I hope your not right..I really don't want anything to happen here I'm just trying to do my god damn job and I hope he's not comming here to pick a fight King"

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"Calm down J.R...Never thought I'd be saying that."

::D-Von then gets to the announce table and stares at J.R. for almost a min. D-Von then takes a step towords the announce table and puts his hand out on the table and Jim Ross stands up and starts to back away then the crowd goes silent not sure in what to think of this. Then D-Von with his hand thats not on the table reachs out like he's going to grab J.R. and pull him towords him. But before he gets to Jim Ross he holds out his hand to shake as the crowd once agean starts cheering. Jim Ross slowly puts his hand in D-Vons and they shake. When theyre done D-Von holds his hand towords Jerry "The King" Lawler and they shake. D-Von then walks to the ring but doesn't slide in.

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"HAHAHA! you were so scared you should of seen the look on your face there Jim, it was pricless. I knew there was nothing to worrie about the whole time.

Jim Ross-"Yeah right, your the one who put the idea in my head. And you didn't have the man staring at you for almost a minitue!"

::Instead D-Von pulls up the ring apron and puts his hand on the side and bends over and starts raching inside. After a few seconds he lets go of the ring apron and causes it to fall as he puts his other hand under and pulls out a wooden table!

Jim Ross-"This can't be a good thing.

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"Your right, but I just can't wait to see whats going to happen next"

::D-Von lays the table up on the sidding of the ring and pushs it in. D-Von then lifts up the apron and looks agean. This time nothing. D-Von lets go on of the ring apron and hits the ring. D-Von then walks over to the left side of the ring and gives the people there are five and then ends up on the oppisite side of the ring so he's infront of the ramp way. D-Von lifts up the ring apron and almost as soon as he does he lets go of it and pills out another table. D-Von slides this table in the ring and slides in after it. Lillian who is still standing in the ring now is getting a little nervouse and slides out so that she doesn't get into any harm. Lillian goes and sits by Jim Ross and The King by the ring bell. D-Von lefts up the last table he put in the ring and leans it up agenct the top rope rope so that it's on the ring mat and the top rope almost standing up straight buthas a bit of a lean. D-Von does the same with the second table placing it beside the table that he just set up. Dvon then walks over to the side of the ring where the announce table is and holds his hand out and is then passes a microphone by an official. D-von takes the mic and pulls it into the ring and starts talking into it::

Jerry "The King" Lawler-"Good Gawd, you mean to tell me this man is gona speak!?"

Jim Ross-"I think he's about to, wonder what it is that he has to say? He's probably going to talk about his match"

D-Von Dudley-"Oh Brothers and Sista's I'm here today on a mission. To make this federation as good as it can get. I've seen the light, the light in getting me out of what I was doing. I must of been crazy to think that I was a man of gawd. But now I stand infront of you all a changed man, I'm the man I once was. I know that many of you have not known that I beat Lance Storm for the U.S. Championship at a Show that wasn't on T.V. and the last I heard Lance quit, but that don't concern me none because I have his championship belt. Or should I say mine right here! ::Bends down and picks it up over his shoulder:: But now that the old D-Von is back there are some people that better watch out, manly the people the try and stand in my way. The people that do stand in my way are going to taste a little wood. Now as far as I know my brother Buba-Ray isn't here but if or when he does then we might team up, and do the most devastating move that had been seen on T.V. the or anywhere else and thats the 3D . Now there are many people that I'm sure of that want a peice of me and a chance at this title but unfortantly for them sometimes they get what they ask for, and when they ask for and there are already two unlucky people that have to face me, the first is Triple H and the other person is Chris Jericho. Now I don't plan on losing this championship in my first T.V. match and I'm not going to. I will retain this championship just like I'll do everytime that someone goes agenct me they will have a taste of defeate. I've been waiting for my moment to shine and in my first match I got my Championship belt and there is no one that can stop me now. I'm ready to take on anyone that trys to get in my way, no matter what there size and no matter how "great" they clame to be. They will then soon feel the wrath of D-Von Dudley. They will also, along with tasting the taste of defeate, they will also be tasting TABLES! I don't need Buba-Ray to put someone threw a table, but brothas if he comes around then the tag-team devision is gona have to worry. There is no match like a table match. The question of what Jericho and Hunter should be asking themselfs isn't how they can beat me, it's how in Dudleyvill are they going to survive the match. Because I have a little suprise that I'm going to show everyone in a little bit and Hunter and Jericho arn't going to like it. I'll give you a hit theres two of them and they are both made of wood, and they both start with a "T" ::Tables chant starts agean:: Oh your right brothas and sistas they will go threw tables. This may not be a table match but now that the CWA is Dudley teratory the rules were ment to be broken just like tables. Now there have been people that ask whats with my fetish with Tables, why do I like them? The awnser is simple, They are fun to put people threw and it causes them pain. And the pain that people are caused going threw a table is an energy boost for me. But it would be wrong of me to just put Jericho and Hunter threw any certin tables. They have to have there own. The tables that I have in this ring right now are the tables that Jericho and Hunter are soon going to be tasting. But they wont just be going threw any table they each have there own "special" table. How do I know whos is whos? because I know my tables, but there may be some people that don't know there tables as well as me so thats why I'm doing this"

::Scene::D-Von drops the microphone causing it to bang a little. D-Von then uses his right hand and reachs behind him and pulls out the white spraypaint can.D-Von shakes it up, takes off the top and walks over to the tables. To the first one that he set up he starts writing on it and slowly in white letters it says "Triple H" then D-Von steps sideaways over to the other table and starts spray painting it. When he's done it reads "Chris" at the top and "Jericho" under that. D-Von then shakes it up agean and inderlines both of there names. D-Von then puts the top back on and puts it back in his back righthand side pocket. D-Von then walks over to the center of the ring and picks up the microphone that he droped. D-von then holds it up close to his lips oce agean and starts talking::

Dvon Dudley-"Oh Testify! Thats what I'm going to do. Keep the Dudley name at the top, and by doing that, it means someone has to go threw a few tables! Soon enough there will be two down, then the rest of this federation. Lance Storm clamed to be the best and since I beat him that means I'm proclamed as the best there is. Thats what gives me the edge over Hunter and Chris Jericho. They will be intimadated by me because of my greatness and OH Brotha this is gona be great. It's time to Testify and there is no one thats going to stop me. Just like theres no one thats gona stop me from sending thise two threw a table. It'll be diffrent putting them threw a table on my own all the time, or until Buba gets here, but thats what I've got to do and thats excatly what I'm going to do. I scared away Lance Storm and if he comes back then I'll beat him agean and send him out of here crying. Now to my knowlage Lance Storm was undifeated until I came here and whooped his ass and sent him crying and I hope that the rest of this federation isn't like that or there wont be much compation left.There isn't anyone that I'm going to take it easy on, and there isn't anyone here that I wouldn't throw threw a Table. Thats right one half of Dem Dudley boyz Has we have been refered to as before, has arrived and there is no stoping him. But thats not the only suprise that you people should be ready for, because there is another one that should be comming shortly. If you think that I'm going to lose then there are two suprises that you have to watch out for. The first one to the non-believers that they have to watch out for is Me winning and then the second suprise should be comming after that. I'm not giving any clues because if I gave the one that I can think of then you would know just excatly what or who it is thats comming soon. No it's not one of the Dudley boyz as far as I know but this suprise also comes from Dudleyvil..and thats all that I'm saying about it. Now I haven't heard anything from Triple H or Chris Jericho mybe they know what there in for and are going to keep there mouths shut so they don't tick me off and get hurt more then they already will be. There is no stopping me from putting them threw a table weather I do it while in the match or afterwords it's going to happen. I don't think that the Ref is going to see them go threw the table. Now I'm not saying that I'm going to knock him out or anything but what I am saying is that it always seems that Refs get a little ruffed up in matchs and fall down. Now that the Ref knows whats going to happen he'll be watching for me, butthats alright because I MIGHT be able to wait until after the match but you just never know. I don't see why on my dabute offical T.V. match they don't let it be a table match, but thats alright because I will GET THE TABLES! Whoever trys to stop me will be put threw it first. Now thats all I have to see, wait there is one more thing, Tonight Dvon Dudley is gona TESTIFY! And he will come threw winning the match and whoever trys to opose him will get wood. There are more then just those two tables under that ring. But to make sure that these table don't get harmed before I get to use them I'm going to have someone watch them and if this someone doesn't do his job right, then he'll get Wood too. So make sure these tables are there for me..King"

::Scene::Dvons music plays threw the P.A system. Dvon gets the tables out of the ring and puts them by the king. Dvon walks up the ramp as the screen fades to commercials::