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Honorable Wrestling Alliance

 


February 10, 2003
New York, NY • Madison Square Garden



 

 

(The Glory TRON flickers to life....)

Location: Tokyo, Japan. 12:00am Friday

(In an abandon subway, that has not been used in years due to poor tracks and a caved in tunnel, chants can be heard coming from down the stairway from the street. Japanese fight club. Winner takes all. The loser? Lucky to leave alive. Fighting is a sport for these men. Away of life. You can live it to the fullest or die trying. The ground shakes as the crowd stomps their feet and it grows loud as the camera moves over the crowd. An old man in the front is taking bets. A lot of money is being placed down on their so-called "champion." The champ is a good size Japanese. Being 6'2" and with degree in martial arts he is the champ and welcomes any challenge. He steps into the "ring". Constructed with cardboard canvas on top of concrete in the middle of the waiting station and the crowd as the walls. The Champion talks trash to the newcomer. The crowd chants in Japanese "Kill the American! Kill the American!)

(The camera looks at the back of the new comer. Large and well built. Is he a Man or Beast? The Champion quickly rushes in with fist up and ready. In one sudden blow, it all happens in slow motion. With his back turned and facing the opposite end they're so called ring, blood is seen falling threw the air. As the blood splashes on the cardboard floor, time picks up instantly as the hard smack of the Champion's limp body hits. He turns around with the camera at mid chest and with a crack of the neck and a roll of the shoulders; he is declared the winner and new champion of their so-called Japanese fight club.)

(A monster with a taste of blood, pure destruction lays in his path for whoever steps in. He spits out his mouthpiece and grins as his K9's are shown to be sharpened and his next opponent steps up. The challenger pours water into his mouth and lets it dripped out and down on his toned body. His opponent is nothing but a young boy between the ages of 19-25. With a bald head, clipped nails and wearing a pair of work out shorts and tapped fists he sikes himself. He loosens himself up ready and eager to prove himself that he is strong, jumping up and down shaking his head. He goes in. The Monster stands there and waits for him to make the first move. The newly crowned champ steps into the middle of the ring as the young man circles around and does false shoot-in's. He tries to intimidate him, cursing him out in Japanese. The bigger of the two, just stands there, not moving an inch.)

(The boy quickly shoots in grabbing his right leg trying to lift him up and get him off balance. When the boy realizes the trouble he has caused for him and looks up, a large fist comes down hard onto the boys nose right between the eyes breaking it instantly, making a quick snap causing blood to flow instantly. As his body is crunch down and begins to fall, the monster comes back with a hard left knee to the right side of the face and jaw. Time stops once again as the cracking of the boys jaw followed by a spitting of teeth and blood, the boy is flung a only a few feet, hitting the wall of people and close to the edge of waiting station. The beast makes his way over slowly as the crowd moves aside. The young boy looks up at him; eyes widen with terror the blood runs down and out of his nose and mouth. A tooth is still hanging and connected to his gum by only a single nerve. The beast's large right hand grabs the boy by the throat and slowly picks him up with arm slamming him down hard, onto of his head, all the way to the subway tracks.)

(The boy's back lands on top of the subway tracks with his neck lying across one of the tracks. The beast hops down and towers over the fallen boy and stepping on the boy's throat keeping him pinned till he passes out. The Japanese crowd chants for blood as bids on the new champ rolls high. The crowd gets louder and louder as a pool of blood is beginning to form. The camera zooms in on the boy's broken face as the camera slowly moves up. A hard crunch and a snap are heard as the monster's foot comes down. The camera fades to black. The camera fades back in with a close up of the man's mouth. His sharp lengthens K-9's can be seen threw his lips as he grins. The camera quickly switches to a different form of him, more of shadow image of him. The camera continues to zoom out showing him standing, with his arms crossed, on top of a dark abandon church next to a large wooden cross, stained and aged over many years.)

(The camera continues as the beast lowers his body and unfolds his arm while coming down only to comes back out with his arms out to the side, making a cross out of himself, tossing his head back, with his hair flinging back over his head. A deep roar comes from him as rain begins to pour and the sounds of thunder rolls. The camera goes down the a ground level looking up at him as he moves closer to the edge and looks down. And with a glimpse of the camera and zooming back in his left eye can be seen glowing. All is black but the lone left eye. Lighting flashes...and the sound of children can be heard saying...)

...1...2...He's Coming For You

...3...4...He's Back For More

...5...6...Pain is a Sickness

...7...8...He Feed's on Hate

...9...10...It Will Never End...

(And the Glory TRON fades to black.)

Clayton: I think I may have had an accident Billy....

Eric: Oh goodness...

The Bunk: First, from Isle of Palms, South Carolina, weighing in at 221lbs and stand at 6'1", VIIIIICE!!!

("Exiled by Default" hits the speakers as the lights dim. Blue strobe lights hit the arena while a few sets of pyro surround the entrance area. Suddenly, Vice shoots from behind the curtains to a mixed reaction of cheers and jeers. He runs down the entrance way and into the ring. He hops onto a turnbuckle and begins to spit off to the jeers and points out the cheers. He hops down and then waits in his turnbuckle.)

The Bunk: And his opponent, from Portsmouth Island, North Carolina, weighing in at 220lbs and standing at 6'3" ISAAAAC TEEEEAAACH!!!

Clayton: The two circle around each other, looking for a chance to attack. Finally, they lock up! Vice is able to push Isaac into the ropes and whips him off! Vice clotheslines Isaac down! But Isaac gets back up, and is met with a running DDT! Vice follows up with a dragon suplex! Vice goes for an elbow drop, but Isaac rolls out of the way!

(As Vice grabs his elbow, Isaac capitalizes with a flying headbutt! Isaac follows with a hard thrust to Vice's throat!! Isaac whips Vice off the ropes, and hits him with a spinebuster! Isaac tries for another headbutt, but Vice rolls away! Vice immediately goes for a pin! 1....2....Isaac kicks out! Vice slowly gets up, and whips Isaac off the ropes...... reversal! Isaac goes for a hard clothesline, but Vice ducks! Vice throws himself off the ropes to get more power, but runs right into the grasps of Isaac! Isaac slams him to the mat! He then hits a measured elbow right against Vice's right shoulder. Isaac covers! 1...2....Vice kicks out!)

Clayton: The Pirate catches a breath, and whips Vice back off the ropes! Elbow to the face of Vice! Isaac then stomps away on Vice! He follows up with a snap suplex! Isaac goes down to the mat and locks in a sleeper! Vice is about to go to dream land!!

Eric: Vice crawls and crawls, and finally gets to the ropes! Isaac lets go, and ViceÕs head falls back onto the mat! Seems like he used all his strength to get to the ropes! Isaac grabs Vice back up and hits a German Suplex! Isaac grabs Vice back up and whips him off the ropes! Double clothesline! The two clothesline each other, and are both down! Danny Mustiane begins the 10 count! 1...2....3....4....5...6....7. ..Isaac is at his feet!

(He grabs Vice back up, but is met with a headbutt into the gut! Vice steadies himself, and hits Isaac with hard lefts and rights into the turnbuckle! Vice whips Isaac into the opposite turnbuckle! He runs in after him, but Isaac moves! Vice bounces off the turnbuckle with his chest and BAM!! Isaac drops him with the "Scourge Of The Seven Seas"!!

Clayton: It's over! Chaz didn't get up from that and neither will Vice!!

Danny Mustaine: 1.......2.......3!!!! Ring the bell!!

The Bunk: Your winner, Isaac Teach!!!

Eric: There you have it ladies and gentlemen, it will be down to the two pirates in the main event!! But of course there is still this honor....

(Isaac leaves the ring as Vice slowly gets to his feet. Danny Mustaine raises Vice's arm and hands him the National title.)

The Bunk: Ladies and gentlemen, The VERY FIRST Honorable Wrestling Alliance National Champion.... VIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!!!!!

(The crowd errupts as Vice raises the belt high. After a few moments he walks off to the back of the arena, fans still cheering.)

Eric: What a great moment.

Clayton: Bah...

Eric: Argh! Clayton! Anyways fans, we'll be back with the main event after this commercial!!!!

*****Commercial Beak*****

The scene opens with a woman holding her head in agony.) Narrator: Tired of listening to Shawn Temp's voice?

(The woman opens a bottle of Advil, tilts her head back emptying the bottle into her esophagus.)

Narrator: Than take some Advil for extreme headache relief... You might as well use the whole bottle too, because Temp just won't shut the hell up!

(A close up of the empty bottle of Advil is shown.)

Narrator: Advil. Talk to your doctor.

*****Commercial End*****

(The camera pans over to the commentary table where Eric and Clayton sit.)

Eric: What a night it has been, we've seen some of the greatest matches, and we're just about ready for our MAIN EVENT!

Clayton: That's right Eric, our first champion was crowned not too long ago, and his name is Vice!

Eric: Who would have thought that such a young up and comer like Vice would win some gold tonight? Well, I hate to say it, but I certainly didn't think it would be him! In case you tuned in late folks, Vice is H.W.A.'s National Champion!

Clayton: But the sad thing is, he had to LOSE to win it.

Eric: But he earned it, and that's all that matters. But who would have guessed that we'd have the two Pirates in the main event of the evening?! Folks, it will be either Isaac Teach or Captain Fear The Buccaneer walking out of Madison Square Garden tonight as the Honorable Champion, and the other will be walking away with not only the H.W.A. World Heavyweight Championship, but they will be our first inductee into the H.W.A. Hall of Fame!

Clayton: Plenty is up for grabs in tonight's main event, but only one of these two lucky Pirates will dig their way to the very top! Who will it be, Isaac Teach? The descendant of Blackbeard. Or Captain Fear The Buccaneer? FEAR THE BUCCANEER.

Eric: Well let's take one last look at the tournament before we find out!

Eric: Isaac Teach just wrestled, so we're gonna take one more break, but when we come back, the main event will commence, and two champions will be crowned! But only one will win the grand prize, and only one will enter the H.W.A. Hall of Fame!!! Stay with us!!!

*****Commercial Break*****

*****Commercial End*****

Eric: Put your swords in your holsters, because this is the H.W.A, and we're about to show you what happens when we stick two full blooded Pirates into a wrestling ring!

Clayton: This is gonna be GREAT!

Quinton Bunk: The following contest is to the H.W.A. Honorable, and H.W.A. World Heavyweight Champions!

(The sound of sea gulls and crashing waves fades to 'Into the Abyss' as the arena lights fade in and out. Isaac Teach steps out from behind the curtain, looks at the crowd on either side of him, and slowly walks to the ring.)

Quinton Bunk: Introducing first from Portsmouth Island, North Carolina..... Weighing in at 220 pounds......... ISAAC TEACH!!!!

(He slips through the ropes, climbs up on a turnbuckle, and makes a slashing gesture across his throat to the fans. They answer with boos as he hops down and waits.)

Eric: Well Clayton you've got to wonder how exhausted Isaac Teach has got to be, having gone through Eric Cross and Vice to get here in the main event.

Clayton: Well he's probably not too much more exhausted than Captain Fear the Buccaneer considering Fear had to go through Ptah and Chaz Stockwell! Though, I do see what you mean considering Captain Fear has had a much longer time to rest than Teach, but that could be an advantage for either man. You see Billy, Isaac Teach is warmed up for his match against Fear, while Fear has probably cooled down by now. So really Billy, it could work out for the better on either man's part. Though, it should be interesting to say the least.

Eric: There's no doubt about that, Lynch! And that's why they call you "The Veteran."

(The lights start to flicker, and thunder crashes. Weird Beard starts to play, as a video of a pirate ships in a violent storm cannon's firing is shown on the Glory TRON. Captain Fear appears at the top of the ramp and hangs his head. And crosses his arms over his chest, then lifts his head and smiles wickedly.)

Kristine Woolard: From Treasure Island, weighing in at 225 pounds..... CAPTAIN FEAR "THE BUCCANEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!"

Eric: Well here he comes, Captain Fear The Buccaneer.... Do you REALLY think he's a pirate, Clayton?

Clayton: Of course he is! And he's huntin' for treasure tonight!

(He then walks to the ring and looks back at the TRON assuming the "Jolly Roger" position again. At that time the Jolly Roger Flag blankets the TRON, a pair of Cannon-like pyro's go off and the skull and cross bones on the flay burst into flames.)

Eric: Well both pirates have now set foot in the squared circle, and we should be in for quite the treat here... Danny Mustaine is the referee for this match-up.

(The bell rings, and the two pirates waste no time to engage on each other with a series of fists.)

Clayton: Look at this!!

Eric: These two pirates ain't taking it easy on each other, they're going at it as if they were on two totally different ships!

(Isaac interrupts the fist fight with an eye gouge, and whips Fear into the ropes.)

Eric: There's a cheap shot by Isaac who gouges the eyes of Fear, and shoots him into the ropes now!

Clayton: I think the Captain's gonna need a patch after that!

(Isaac ducks attempting a back drop, but telegraphs it, allowing Captain Fear to put on the breaks, and execute the Captain Hook.)

Eric: Oh wow! What a move that was!

Clayton: That's what Fear likes to call the "Captain Hook" Billy!

Eric: Well he goes for the cover! Hook of the near leg! 1...... 2...... No! Isaac Teach kicks out of it!

(Captain argues the count with the referee, but Isaac takes advantage of the opening, and hooks Fear with a low blow.)

Eric: Oh and a LOW BLOW!

Clayton: Well the referee was distracted, Fear had his back turned, and Teach took advantage of the opportunity!

(Fear turns towards Isaac holding his groin, before Teach knocks him down with a thrust to the throat, and goes for the cover.)

Eric: Isaac with the knock down, and now the cover! 1........ 2....... Fear kicks out on that exchange!

(Isaac pulls Fear to his feet, but slams him down with a body slam.)

Eric: The scoop, and the slam! It looks like Isaac is setting Captain Fear up for something here....

(Teach ascends the turnbuckle, but upon reaching the top, Fear yanks down the top rope causing Teach to straddle the ropes, and fall into the ring.)

Clayton: These pirates aren't holding anything back tonight, are they Billy?

Eric: Not at all! First a blatant low blow from Isaac, and now this!

(Captain Fear leaps to the top rope, and measures the downed Isaac, before nailing him with a frog splash.)

Clayton: The Buccaneer connects with the Crowsnest!!

(Fear holds his ribs after landing on Isaac, but crawls back on top of Teach for the cover.)

Eric: This could be it Clayton! 1....... 2...... No! Teach kicks out! I thought this one was over!

(Captain Fear pulls Isaac to his feet, and tries for an Irish whip into the corner, but Teach reverses. Fear jumps to the top rope in attempt to nail the Yo Ho Ho, but Teach quickly pushes Fear forward causing him to fall backwards in a tree of woe position.)

Eric: Isaac Teach reverses the Irish whip, but??

Clayton: OWE! Captain Fear The Buccaneer went for the Yo Ho Ho, but Teach pushed him forwards, and well Billy, we've got ourselves a tree of woe!

(Isaac stomps on the upside down Fear a few times, ignoring the referee's count, then goes to the opposite corner, before charging his knee into the face of Fear, causing the captain to escape the tree of woe from the impact.)

Eric: Isaac Teach is doing a number on Captain Fear now.....

Clayton: INCOMING!!!

Eric: Isaac RAMS his knee into the face of Fear!

Clayton: At least he got out of the tree of woe!

(While Fear is down, Teach advances on him with a blatant choke, but is forced to break the hold by the referee.)

Eric: Come on now, that's a blatant choke! Let him go!

(Fear uses the ropes to get to his feet as Teach argues with the official for a moment, but that moment allows the Captain to nail Teach with the Muzzle Loader.)

Clayton: Don't get distracted Teach!

Eric: Captain Fear with the MUZZLE LOADER!!! What a superkick! Here's the cover now, 1........ 2........ No! Isaac gets his foot on the rope, and the referee sees it, and that will break the hold. These Pirates are beating the hell outta each other!

Clayton: Don't cha know Eric? They do it all the time! They'll slice each others legs off and share a beer afterwards.... Trust me, this is nothing compared to what they'd do to each other at sea!

Eric: And how on earth would you know that???

Clayton: ......

(Captain Fear drags Isaac Teach away from the ropes, and tries a cover again.)

Eric: Here's another cover, 1......... 2....... No! Teach kicks out this time!

(Fear pulls Teach up to his feet after a couple of right hands, and tries for an Irish whip. Teach however reverses the attempt, and catches Captain Fear with a spine buster.)

Eric: Teach reversed the Irish whip, and sends Captain Fear to the canvas with a SPINEBUSTER!!!

Clayton: But he's not going for the cover!!

Eric: I don't know if this is very smart on the part of Isaac Teach!

(Isaac ascends the turnbuckle, and leaps off......)

Clayton: FIFTEEN MEN ON A DEAD MAN'S CHEST!!!!!

(.....But Captain Fear moves out of the way.)

Eric: He misses!!! Captain Fear evaded the elbow drop!!!

(Captain Fear The Buccaneer goes to the top and pounces on the downed Isaac Teach with the Piratic Behavior.)

Eric: PIRATIC BEHAVIOR!!!!!! MY GOODNESS HE HIT IT!!!

Clayton: COVER HIM!!!

Eric: Captain Fear hooks the leg! 1................ 2............... 3!!!! HE GOT HIM!!!!! HE DID IT!!!! CAPTAIN FEAR THE BUCCANEER IS THE H.W.A. WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION, AND THE FIRST EVER INDUCTEE INTO THE H.W.A. HALL OF FAME!!!!!

Kristine Woolard: Ladies and gentleman, the H.W.A. Honorable Champion......... ISAAC TEACH! Your winner, and H.W.A. HALL OF FAMER...... The WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPION........ CAPTAIN FEAR THE BUCCANEEEEEEEEEEER!!!!!!!!!!!

Eric: What a moment!!! What a night!!! What a night for the HONORABLE WRESTLING ALLIANCE!!!

("Weird Beard" by Mad Caddies plays over the speakers. Captain Fear The Buccaneer's arm is about to be raised by referee Danny Mustaine after he hands him the belt, but Fear pulls away and raises his World title high above his head at his own will. Fear then snatches the Honorable belt from the official, and after assisting Teach to his feet, he hands him his belt, and the two embrace.)

Clayton: THE TREASURE IS THEIRS!!! ALL THEIRS!!!! HAR HAR HAR HAR!!!!

Eric: This is only the beginning of the Honorable Wrestling Alliance folks, but what does the future hold for our company!? What will happen next week on Monday Night Glory!? From Madison Square Garden in the heart of New York City, I'm "Old School" Eric Bills??

Clayton: And I'm Clayton "The Veteran" Lynch!!

Eric: We'll see you all again next week LIVE on ESPN and Sportsnet for MONDAY NIGHT GLORY!!!! GOOD NIGHT EVERYBODY!


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