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***DECISIONS, DECISIONS*** The scene opens inside a Blockbuster Video in Phoenix, Arizona. ChuD just arrived a few hours ago and now is ready to kick back and enjoy a movie. He walks towards the new releases section of Blockbuster and debates whether to rent Eurotrip or 50 First Dates. As ChuD picks up the case for Eurotrip, ICW reporter Alex Tyler approaches ChuD.
Alex Tyler: Hey ChuD! How’s it going buddy?
ChuD: Are you stalking me Alex?
Alex Tyler: No I can’t say I am. Anyways, the big boys want me to interview you about your big match coming up this Friday Night Riot when you team up with The Catalyst and Joe Max to take on J-BOT, Max Powers, and Schizo.
ChuD: Look man! I really would love to sit here and shoot the shit with you, but I’m tired and I just want to watch a movie.
Alex Tyler: Come on ChuD! This won’t take long I swear. Besides, the big boys want me to interview the ICW World Heavyweight Champion J-BOT shortly. Since J-BOT is the ICW World Heavyweight Champion, all of our fans want to know what he thinks. All you are is just a number one contender and who knows how many of those there have been since the beginning of time.
ChuD: In that case why don’t you just hang around for a while Alex. Forget the interview with that loser J-BOT. Ask me a question, anything you’d like.
Alex Tyler: Ok ChuD. You’ve seen the recent promos by J-BOT and my were they direct. How does J-BOT make you feel?
ChuD: He pisses me off Alex! He really pisses me off! He has the nerve to walk around thinking he is the greatest thing since sliced bread after he beat me at Reloaded. J-BOT has only defeated me once and he will never defeat me again. I wasn’t prepared for J-BOT at Reloaded I’ll be honest. I was expecting to face the Catalyst in the final round of the MR. ICW tournament. J-BOT however pulled the big wins off that he needed and he was up against me in the finals he got the better of me. Sure I was exhausted, he was exhausted. It was a long night for both of us and unfortunately he came out the winner. It would had been nice to walk away the ICW World Heavyweight Champion on my first night back in ICW since last July. However, that wasn’t to be because of J-BOT. But little does he know Alex that I will be more prepared the next time around. I will be prepared this Friday Night Riot when I bring my team of The Catalyst and Joe Max to the ring to take on J-BOT and his partners Max Powers and Schizo. There will be no J-BOT Drops going down this Friday night, there will be only Subliminal Viruses.
Alex Tyler: ChuD, how do you feel about J-BOT calling you Courtney Love?
ChuD: I really don’t care what J-BOT calls me. He can call me Courtney Love, Boy George, Michael Jackson, or even Kobe Bryant for all I care. Bottom line is as long as I know who I really am, that’s all that matters. The ICW fans know that I’m ChuD, the number one contender for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship and J-BOT’s worst nightmare.
Alex Tyler: There have been many rumors going around backstage that J-BOT is to star in a movie. Are you jealous at all of this?
ChuD: I’m not jealous of J-BOT. If he wants to make movies, then more power to him. I’m not an actor Alex, I’m a wrestler. I came to ICW to wrestle, not to get offered roles in movies and be a guest on a talk show. Sure, they might be nice little perks and if I got offered a movie role I might even take it. However, my number one dedication is here in ICW.
Alex Tyler: Well let’s get back to the wrestling shall we ChuD. J-BOT rumor has it doesn’t fear you at all. He can careless when you challenge him for his ICW World Heavyweight Title. Your thoughts?
ChuD: J-BOT better be afraid, he better be very afraid. Now I promised my fans at Reloaded I would walk out of Arrowhead Pond ICW World Heavyweight Champion. I failed that night however and broke my promise to my fans. I have to live with that for the rest of my life. There is nothing I can do about Reloaded, it’s done and over with. However I still have the future on my side. Reaper has given me the choice of when I get to face J-BOT for the ICW World Heavyweight Title. Friday Night Riot Supercard or Beach Brawl VI? The choice is mine, not J-BOT‘s. I have control of his destiny as of right now and who even said he may even make it to those events? If I have my at Riot this Friday night, J-BOT will be knocked out in a pool of his own blood. I will personally make sure he is escorted out of America West Arena on a stretcher. But even if J-BOT makes it for the ICW World Heavyweight Title rematch, I will come out the victor. I will do everything in my power to make sure I claim the biggest prize in the industry. I will make sure the ICW fans get a champion that they deserve and after it’s all said and done, J-BOT will be sorry he ever crossed my path.
Alex Tyler: Now ChuD, J-BOT has stated you and Lisa Marie Varon got a thing going on. I need details my brother.
ChuD: First off, there is nothing going on between me and Lisa Marie Varon. I really would like to know where J-BOT comes up with this bizarre stuff. Now I think J-BOT misunderstood me when I said female ICW fans the other day, not female ICW superstars. I do give autographs to fans before and after shows and I take pictures with them as well. I figured since I was giving out autographs I might as well ask those fine females if they think J-BOT is a real beefcake since he likes to prance around calling himself ultra sexy or whatever it is. The girls think J-BOT is hideous, they told me. One girl that kind of looked like Jessica Simpson said she would rather have a one-night stand with Odium than J-BOT if she were to pick. Another girl stated she wouldn’t have sex with J-BOT if they were alone together on a stranded island.
Alex Tyler: But ChuD, J-BOT said that he and Maxxxy P pick up women from countries you don’t know about. You got to be jealous about that.
ChuD: If these countries consist of Columbia, Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, and France then the dynamic duo can have them. As for the garbage nightclubs they talk about, who needs them. I could get in those clubs easily if I wanted to. The thing is Alex, I’m a beach bum. I like to party on the beaches with the ladies. That’s where the real parties are. J-BOT doesn’t know anything about ladies, parties, and definitely wrestling. The three things I can teach a monkey overnight and it would get more accomplished in a day than J-BOT probably will in his whole life.
Alex Tyler: How nice. Well how about we get off J-BOT for a while and discuss one of your other opponent’s this Friday night, Schizo. Recently he stated that your all talk and no show pretty much. What are your thoughts?
ChuD: Schizo has proven nothing to me in that ring yet so he should just shut his mouth before he speaks or else alright. Honestly, where the hell was Schizo The Great for MR. ICW 2004? How come Schizo didn’t enter the 2004 MR. ICW tournament? I mean there was a shot at the ICW World Heavyweight Championship and this idiot didn’t even sign up. Hell, there was a open spot after Lightning stepped down giving Johnny “The Star” Jacobsen a first round bye. Unlike Schizo, I can get it done in the ring. I got a pretty good winning percentage as far as my ICW career goes. What has Schizo done in ICW recently? Oh that’s right, talk tons of trash and hide behind J-BOT and Max Powers. Take last Riot for example, Max Powers was the one who did all the work in that match while Schizo sat there looking like a damn fool. I can’t understand how Schizo still has a job here, let alone a spot in a main event match. This guy is a joke! Last week Riot possibly had one of the most boring main events of all time. Glad to see Reaper took care of that problem by placing me in the main event this week. The fans will definitely be excited to tune into Riot this week knowing the snore fest Schizo won’t be headlining with Max Powers taking on Joe Max and some no name Justin Goldman. Schizo and Powers may have won last week, but it wasn’t like Joe Max wanted Justin Goldman as his partner. Joe Max has a real partner in me this week and The Catalyst is definitely another guy to have on your side when it comes to beating dirts like Schizo down.
Alex Tyler: Schizo as of late has been attending barbeques and hanging out at Wal-Mart. He has also been taking a lot of shots at The Catalyst more than anybody. What do you have to say about that situation?
ChuD: You know what, I don’t care what Schizo does. Schizo can drink a fifth of vodka and drive a car off a bridge for all I care. If he thinks playing Halo all day and eating hot dogs is going to win him this match at Riot then so be it. As for his more personal shots at Catalyst, he can go ahead and do what he desires to Catalyst. I know for a fact Catalyst will take care of Schizo when the time comes. As for Schizo wanting some of me, I’m not a hard guy to find and that’s all I have to say about that.
Alex Tyler: Well if that’s all you have to say about Schizo, how about Max Powers?
ChuD: What about Max Powers, oh you mean the legend. This guy says I have an ego, like he should talk. What I would like to do is talk about some homework I did recently. Do you know what is significant about July 11, 2003 Alex?
Alex Tyler: I think I got some that night?
ChuD: Probably not! But it was the last time I wrestled in a ICW ring until Reloaded. It was my last match in 2003 Alex. I was on my last limbs and I shouldn’t had even wrestled that night since I took the nastiest fall off a scaffold imaginable a few weeks prior at Last Rites. Anyways, Max Powers needed me to team with him to face Crazzzy Gerard and Johnny “The Star” Jacobsen that night and I did it. During this brief time last summer Powers and I were somewhat an alliance with Big Al Stud and Patrick Webster. However, I don’t Powers was very fond of me. I think he was getting jealous of what I was to become here in ICW after my rookie campaign started off really well. He told me that everything would be fine, I wouldn’t have anything to worry about. Gerard and Johnny won that match and do you want to know why Alex? Because Crazzzy Gerard ended up pinning Max Powers. It wasn’t me that got pinned, it was him. I held up my bulk in that final match, it was Powers that failed me. Right after the match I went to the trainers after experiencing pain throughout my body. They warned me after Last Rites not to wrestle, however I was stupid and didn’t listen. What I later found out was that I was done for. My wrestling career was over before it really took off. What does this all mean? Max Powers cannot be trusted is what this means. He will use people until he dries them out and then he will toss them away like used condoms. Look at J-BOT, his new friend or new feeding source? J-BOT obviously blind doesn’t know what the future holds for him besides me kicking his ass and taking the ICW World Heavyweight title. J-BOT’s future also has more in store. Sure Max Powers will deny everything, but I know the truth. Max Powers will use J-BOT in these tag team matches to get himself wins. He will have J-BOT, Schizo, and any other partners that Powers can find to win him matches while he sits in the corner doing nothing. When he decides he no longer needs you, he will let you be defeated and blame you for the loss and then attack you after the opponents already did their number on you. Of course Powers won’t mind when J-BOT gets weaken and injured. Why? Because Powers will then turn on him and go after the ICW World Heavyweight Championship. That is the only reason why Max Powers is J-BOT’s friend. If I would have won the ICW World Heavyweight Championship at Reloaded I guarantee Powers wouldn’t had been out there shaking hands with J-BOT. Max Powers would be out there hanging out with me and begging to be my friend. Max Powers only wants the ICW World Heavyweight Championship and that’s it.
Alex Tyler: Powers cut a nice promo about you earlier this week and….
ChuD: I know what that piece of trash said Alex. He said that I cried and begged Reaper for a rematch. How Powers is mistaken and yet jealous. Reaper gave me the rematch because I’m the only one in ICW that deserves it. I busted my ass at Reloaded and I proved that I deserve a second chance. I know Max Powers wishes he was in my position to be the number one contender. Who wouldn’t want to be the number one contender for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship? Max Powers will deny it I’m sure, but deep down I know how that bastard thinks.
Alex Tyler: What do you think of Max Powers calling you Batman?
ChuD: I think the guy reads too many comic books if he’s sitting there pretending that I’m Batman and he’s the Joker. Next he’s going to say I’m Spiderman and he’s Doctor Octopus or I’m Professor X and he’s Magneto. Somebody needs to cut Max Powers off the Zima. Isn’t Zima a chick drink Alex?
Alex Tyler: What’s a chick drink?
ChuD: You know crap like Zima, Bacardi Silver, Mike’s, and wine coolers.
Alex Tyler: Hey I like those Mike’s Hard Lemonade’s!
ChuD: Figures! Drink a man’s drink like Budweiser or Kessler and Pepsi.
Alex Tyler: Well ChuD, I think we heard you speak about your opponents enough. What about your teammates. Anything to say to them? Catalyst is a bit jealous I think since you’re the number one contender and he’s not.
ChuD: Oh I know he is! I mean it sucks what happened to him getting the title stripped in all. However, I’m not management. I’m just a simple wrestler. But I don’t really appreciate it when he has the nerve to call me a one hit wonder. I’m his teammate and he’s taking shots at me. Catalyst better focus on J-BOT, Max Powers, and Schizo and not me. I’m not the bad guy here, I’m on the same team as The Catalyst this coming Friday Night Riot. However, if he has beef with me after the match I will be more than happy to settle it if he so desires. But I’m not going to hold anything against The Catalyst. He’s frustrated and I don’t blame him. He wants to win just as bad as I do this Friday night and we will. The Catalyst is one of the biggest talents in ICW and I’m sure someday me and him could be fighting for the ICW World Heavyweight Championship. Regardless what some fans and ICW superstars think, The Catalyst and I will co-exist this Friday night. As for Joe Max, he’s a man of few words. Hopefully he’s a man of many actions in the ring because it’s going to take everything from everyone on my team to take down J-BOT, Schizo, and Max Powers.
ChuD takes the Eurotrip movie to the checkout at Blockbuster as the scene ends….
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