{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice and Paul Sandler standing in front of the a black background with a XWD logo in the middle of it. Ryan is wearing his brand new Rollin' Ryan Dice shirt and a pair of black cargo jeans and Paul is wearing his normal attire and holding a microphone up to Ryan's face.} Paul: Ryan, I was... Ryan: What did you just call me? Paul: I Uhh... I just said your name... Ryan: You know, if I was as big of a moron as Stone is, I'd kick your ass right now... From now on, you address me as Mr. Dice, got it? Paul: Yes... Mr. Dice... Ryan: That's better... Paul: Anyway, I was trying to ask you your opinions on your opponent for this Sunday, "The Outsider" Stone... Ryan: It's people like this guy that give wrestlers a bad name... I mean seriously... Is this guy mental or something? He walks around and tries to act like a big bad ass just because he can pick on some scrawny piece of shit announcer like Joey Bells... Am I supposed to be scared of this guy just because he can beat up on Joey Bells? Give me a fucking break... Then it's even funnier to see Hard-core Smitty doing it along with him... I mean, two of WXW's biggest jobbers trying to act like they were big shit... That's just funny to me... Paul: Well, Smitty did win the TV title in WXW... (Ryan laughs to himself before answering.) Ryan: The TV Title, WOW! Should we give him a metal of honor or something? I mean, that's a great accomplishment! He won the belt that is designed to keep to jobbers out of the real talent's way... And as far as Stone goes... Who cares if he won a match or two against some other no name jobbers... Paul: What about Stone's remarks about your short title reign? Ryan: That just proves how much of a dumbass he is... Short title reign? I never lost the fucking belt... I'll will be the WXW Champion until the day that I die! Nobody EVER beat me for the damn belt and the same goes for the WXW Intercontinental championship, but he was right about one thing... That was then and this is now... It's whole new era in Ryan Dice's career... I made myself a Legend in WXW and now it's time to establish my name as the greatest wrestler that ever lived! Paul: Well, Stone also had some pretty harsh things to say about your name... (Ryan begins to laugh again as he shakes his head in disgust.) Ryan: That just further proves my point about him being an illiterate dumbass... I mean, he makes all these childish jokes about my name that don't even make sense... If I wanted to play the name game... I could've made fun of how ridicules his name is... I mean, the guy's name is STONE! What the hell is that about? Is he a stoner? Is he a rip off of the Rock? Does he have the personality of a stone? Then, he calls himself the outsider? I can't figure out if he is a rip off of the Rock or Scott Hall... But, I didn't say any of that stuff because it's stupid and it's what dumbasses like Stone say when they can't figure out what else to say... Paul: Well, Stone seems pretty confident about beating you this Sunday and advancing in the tournament... Ryan: Yeah, yeah, yeah... He better start being confident about winning the Hard-core Title, because the World Title is way out of his league... The first XWD Champion will be Rollin' Ryan Dice... Like it, love it, or hate it... It's a fact that everyone is going to have to deal with... Paul: Well, you are considered a favorite in this tournament along with Cliff... Ryan: Along with Cliff? How many wins does Cliff have over me? Paul: None, that I know of... Ryan: And how many wins do I have over him? Paul: Well... You did beat him for the Intercontinental Championship back in WXW... Ryan: Exactly... I beat his ass once and I'll do it again if he makes it to the finals... Paul: What about the other day, when he attacked you while you were doing a promo at the first XWD house show? Ryan: What about it? He attacked me from behind... I wasn't prepared to wrestle and he knew it... He should be lucky that I had better things to do than slide back into the ring and kick his ass... I let him have his little moment of self confidence with all his little moronic fans, but when we face each other in the ring again I can guarantee you that Rollin' Ryan Dice will be the one who walks away as the victor... Paul: Well, what about... (Paul is interrupted by the sound of a phone ringing... Ryan reaches into his pocket and pulls out his cell phone. Ryan flips it open and puts it to his ear.) Ryan: Hello? (pause) Ryan: Hey bro, what's up? (pause) Ryan: Hell yeah, everything is still on... (pause) Ryan: You damn right... It's time to show all these jokes what we're really all about... (pause) Ryan: Is there any other way? (pause) Ryan: Didn't think so... It's time to get a little Old School on all these boys... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Alright man, I'll see you then... (Ryan flips the phone closed and slides it back into his pocket.) Paul: Uhh... Who was that? Ryan: Wouldn't you like to know? {Ryan walks out of the camera's view before Paul can say another word. The scene fades to black as Paul Sandler is left standing there with a confused look on his face.} |