{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice sitting in his locker room talking on his cell phone. Ryan is so caught up in the conversation that he doesn't even notice Joey Bells walk into the room.} Ryan: Yeah man, those idiots won't know what hit them... (Pause) Ryan: Nah man, not yet... It's not quite the time for that yet... (Pause) Ryan: Yeah, I know all about the history, but it's just not time yet... (Ryan looks over and sees Joey Bells standing by the door with a microphone in his hand.) Ryan: Hey bro, I got some company... I'll call you back when I get home... (Ryan flips the phone closed and starts to walk towards Joey Bells.) Ryan: How long have you been standing there? Joey: Only a couple seconds... Ryan: Don't you know how to knock? Joey: Uhh... The door was open Mr. Dice... Ryan: You still should've knocked... Do you realize that you were ease dropping on my conversation? Joey: I didn't mean to... Ryan: Shut up Joey... The point is, you came into my locker room unannounced and uninvited... If you do it again, I'll put my foot so far up your ass that the sweat on my knee will quench your thirst... Got it? Joey: I Uhh... Ryan: Good... Now, why the hell are you in my locker room? Joey: Well, I was stopping by to see if you had a chance to see 5's latest promo and to get your thoughts on your upcoming match... Ryan: Yeah, I saw 5's little promo... And you know what? Joey: What? Ryan: I almost pissed myself laughing... This guy is like a carbon copy of Necron, only not as talented... I mean seriously... He is living in his own little make believe world that only makes sense inside his little screwed up head of his... Does he honestly believe that any of that gothic bullshit scares me? Am I supposed to be worried about some kind of evil prophet attacking me? Maybe the big bad prophet will put a voodoo curse on me! (Ryan starts to laugh at his own joke.) Joey: Well, you and 5 have a pretty long history together... You guys have faced each other many times in the past... Ryan: Yeah and I kicked his ass almost everytime we faced each other... I only lost once to him and it was because of his little Sesame Street gang... Joey: Sesame Street Gang? Ryan: Yeah... 1, 3, 6, 4, and 9... Or whatever their names were... They interfered in the match and cost me another win... But, that was in the past and those morons are nowhere to be seen... It's just 5 and his little Prophet... Joey: So, are you saying that the only way 5 ever beat you was because of outside interference and that he will never be able to beat you on his own? Ryan: You know Joey, you're not as dumb as everyone makes you out to be... Joey: Uhh... Thanks... I think... Ryan: Anyway, I've said it before and I'll say it again... I've beaten damn near everyone that this company has to offer... 5, Genocide, Stone, Necron, Cliff... I beat everyone that was worth beating and I proved to the World that I was the greatest WXW Champion of all time... Joey: Uhh... Not to contradict you or anything, but... How can you declare yourself as the greatest WXW Champion of all time when you never even defended the belt? Ryan: Joey... Did I ever lose the belt? Joey: Well, no... Ryan: That means that I will go down in the record books as the last ever WXW World Champion... I am a fucking living legend Joey... Joey: Anyway... Back to 5... He made some rather harsh comments about you crying and whining all the time... What do you have to say about that? (Ryan laughs a little before answering.) Ryan: You know why everyone makes the comments about me being a whiner and a cryer? Joey: Uhh... Why? Ryan: Because they are all jealous and they know that every word that comes out of my mouth is a fact! They know that I was held down by the higher ups that didn't want to see me at the top of the game... They didn't want me to represent their companies as their World Champion, so they did everything they could to keep the belt off of me... But, the cream always rises to the top and when you have as much pure talent as me, there is nowhere to go but to the top! In my first ever one on one World Title shot, I beat Genocide's ass and I won the WXW World Championship! What the hell has 5 done? Wasn't he like the Hard-core champion or something? I'm going to give 5 the same advice that I gave Stone... Stick to the lower titles and leave the World Title to the big boys... Joey: Well, I think that about covers the match... Could you tell us who you were on the phone with when we walked in? Ryan: That is none of your business Joey... Joey: Well, many insiders around the business are speculating that it could be BG that you were on the phone with last week and most likely the same person you were on the phone with just now... Ryan: I thought you said you were only in here for a few seconds? Joey: I was, but... Ryan: Shut up Joey! Everyone wants to know who I've been talking to on the phone, huh? Joey: Well, I'm certainly curious... Ryan: Well, you'll find out when the time is right... Now, get the hell out of my room! {Ryan shoves Joey out the door and slams it in his face as the scene fades to black.} |