{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice and Joey Bells sitting in two chairs that are placed in front of what looks to be a specially designed XWD interview area. There XWD logos everywhere and advertisements for Betrayal can be seen in the background as well.} Joey: First of all Mr. Dice, I realize the fact that you are a very busy man and I would like to thank you for being here today... Ryan: Yeah, don't worry about it Joey... Just do the interview... Joey: Okay, well let me start out with the question on everyone's minds as of late... How do you feel about Genocide being shot and did you have any involvement in the incident? Ryan: Are you trying to accuse me of shooting Sean? Joey: No, not at all... I'm just a reporter trying to do my job... Ryan: Well, you must not be too good of a reporter because if you were, then you would know that I've been at home spending time with my wife for the past two days... So, it would be pretty safe to say that I wasn't the one who shot Genocide like my ex-best friend Brian thinks... Hell, he can point the finger of blame at me as much as he wants but in my mind he is the number one suspect in this case... Just look at his last words to his brother... Joey: Good point... Now, moving on to your opponent for this Sunday, Lazarus... Did you get a chance to see his press conference from yesterday? Ryan: Yeah, I saw it and I realized the fact that Lazarus is a hypocrite... He talks about me not being focussed on my match? And what has he been doing for the past few days? Eating cereal and shopping for clothes... Hell, he barely mentions my name at all... I'm a fucking wrestler Joey, I've been doing this for almost my whole life... I know the ins and outs of what goes on in this business better than anyone and this piece of shit rookie thinks he is going to walk in and beat me in his first ever wrestling match? Get a fucking clue Lazarus, this isn't martial arts or street fighting... This is PROFESSIONAL WRESTLING and that's something that I take very seriously... So, come this Sunday when I step into the ring with your Jackie Chan loving ass, you're going to realize first hand that the wrestling business is a whole lot different than what you think it is... Joey: If memory serves me correctly, he mentioned something about men rolling around the ring in tights... Ryan: You know Joey, I've faced many people like Lazarus and heard the bullshit that comes out of their mouths plenty of times... I've beaten bounty hunters, grim reapers, pit fighters, guerilla soldiers, martial artists, and the list goes on and on... Like I've said before, I don't care what your background is, NOTHING can prepare you for what goes down in that ring... See, people like Lazarus make me sick to my fucking stomach... He comes here and thinks that wrestling will be a walk in the park for him just because he beat up on a few gang members or some shit like that... He thinks he can just walk in beat up a couple people and make some quick cash... That's not how it works... And this Sunday I'm going to enjoy giving Lazarus a wrestling lesson that he won't soon forget... Joey: He makes claims that he has a reputation of beating people without even using his hands and he claims that while you have been practicing rolling around with other men in your tights, he has been practicing breaking people's necks with a roundhouse. Ryan: Yeah, and next month he's going to be starring in Jet Lee's new movie called "Who gives a flying Fuck." This isn't martial arts, this is wrestling... How many times do I have to repeat myself before that sinks into this dumbasses skull? I could care less if he's been practicing his round house kicks... I know every wrestling move and counter move that there is to know... Joey: About his claims that your main focus seems to be BG, a man who he could make look like a joke... (Ryan begins to laugh...) Ryan: Damn... I honestly don't know how to reply to that... I mean, this guy is such a fucking ignorant piece of shit that he actually doesn't even understand the words that are coming out of his own mouth, much less mine... After this Sunday we'll see if Lazarus still feels he is this big shot that can walk in a raise the level of talent in XWD or whatever his exact words were... See, I look at everything Lazarus says about wrestling as bullshit because he doesn't know a damn thing about this business and he acts like he is going to walk in a make an impact... The only impact he is going to make this Sunday is when he falls head first onto the canvas, thanks to the Loaded Dice... Joey: OK, let's step off of topic for a second and talk about some of the rumors going around backstage... Ryan: Which ones? Joey: True, there are always rumors going around backstage, but this rumor if it is infact true could change the course of XWD as we know it... Ryan: Well... You going to say what it is you're talking about or just sit here and build it up for the next three hours? Joey: I was referring to the rumor about Blake Armstrong being out of action and the commissioner of XWD taking his place as President of XWD... Ryan: You're fucking kidding me, right? Joey: No Ryan, I'm not... Ryan: This is bullshit, why in the hell would they give control of this company to someone like LG? Joey: Well, since he is the Commissioner and both of the Vice Presidents seem to be MIA... There are no other options... (Ryan shakes his head, trying to hold back his anger.) Ryan: I can't believe this shit, I thought I was getting the shaft while Armstrong was around... LG hates my fucking guts... His jealousy is going to kill this company and everyone knows it... {Ryan stands up and walks out of the camera's view, leaving Joey Bells sitting there with a confused look on his face as the scene fades to black.} |