{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice walking into the WXW Main Office with the Intercontinental championship over his shoulder and a bottle of water in his hand. As soon as Ryan enters the building, Paul Sandler runs up to him with a microphone in hand.} Paul: First off Mr. Dice, congratulations on winning the WXW Intercontinental Championship from CLIFF... Ryan: You know, I told everyone that CLIFF is nothing but a joke and I proved it to the world when I beat his ass last Sunday... But, you what really pisses me off Paul? Paul: What's that? Ryan: I beat CLIFF for this here Intercontinental Championship, right? Paul: Yeah... Ryan: Who am I facing this Saturday at Slaughter? Paul: Kid Lethal and Necron... Ryan: And what kind of match is CLIFF in? Paul: Well, he's facing BG in a number one contendership match... Ryan: Exactly... I beat CLIFF, that means that I'm better than him, so I should be the person in a number one contendership match... not him... You know, this really proves how much RJ Souza has screwed up this company... I mean, lets just look at the facts... First, I won a match against Brandon McKnight that gave me the right to become the number one contender for the Intercontinental Championship... Look how long it took me to get my damn title shot... It's a known fact that RJ hates everything associated with the Mutiny and he's done everything possible to hold us down... But anyway, I finally get my Intercontinental Title shot and I win the damn thing... Now, he's sticking me in a fucking ladder match against Kid Lethal and Necron... Two people who have done absolutely nothing around here to earn a damn Intercontinental Title shot... I don't even think I need to address Kid Lethal... He's not in my league and he never will be in my league... As for Necron, what in the hell has this big Halloween reject done around here besides nearly get his arm ripped out of it's socket by Swish-uh Sweet? Paul: Well, Necron is part of Broken Halo and many are predicting him to be the next serious contender for the WXW World Championship... Ryan: Fuck Necron... This guy shows his face on TV week in and week out talking about all kind of stupid ass bullshit that nobody cares about... I mean, I think he is seriously retarded or something... Doesn't he realize that Halloween only happens once a year? If he wants to dress up like a freak and think that he scares me or anyone else over ten years old then he has another thing coming... I'm 23 fucking years old, I'm not scared of the Boogie Man! Paul: Well, Necron is a monster in the Ring... He is well over seven foot tall and... Ryan: Who gives a shit Paul? I mean seriously... Look how big CLIFF was and I took him out just like the bitch he is... You know... When I think about it, maybe I should just not even show up for this match and let Kid Lethal or Necron battle it out for the IC Championship... Paul: What? What are you talking about? Ryan: Well, CLIFF lost the Intercontinental Championship and BOOM, he gets a chance to become the number one contender for the WXW World Championship... Not that he'll win or anything because everyone knows that CLIFF is nothing but a fade and he will slowly fade away just like all the other so-called superstars that have stepped up to the Mutiny... BG is just going to once again prove how big of a joke CLIFF really is... Paul: So, you are saying that you won't show up to this match? Ryan: Why should I? Paul: Well, to defend your Intercontinental Championship... Ryan: Didn't you hear me Paul? Why should I defend my championship when everyone who loses the damn belt gets a World title shot? Paul: Well, not everyone... Ryan: It happened the last two times someone lost the Intercontinental Championship... Why wouldn't it happen again? Paul: For starters, RJ Souza hates you... Why would he give you a title shot, even if you did earn it? Ryan: Even if I did earn it? Are you trying to say that all the time that I've been here, I've never earned a World Title shot? I've busted my ass ever since ECWL and I have never even gotten a chance at the World Title and YOU don't think that I deserve a chance, but you think that this demonic jackass, Necron, does? Paul: I never said... Ryan: Just up Paul... Don't try to weasel your way out of this now... We both know what you meant... Paul: I simply meant that you and RJ have problems and he is not likely to even consider you for a World Title shot... Ryan: Look Paul, you're not telling me or anyone else watching at home a damn thing that we didn't know already... RJ Souza is a jackass and he has his head so far up Broken Halo's ass that he can't even wipe his mouth without getting shit on his hand... He thinks that Broken Halo has what it takes to finally get rid of guys like me and BG... Guys that built this fucking company from the ground up, while RJ just sat there and tried to hold us down every chance he got... RJ, I know you're listening somewhere out there and I want you to hear this loud and clear... You are just a bitch in my book man... For all I care you can choke on a pair of nuts... You and I both know why this match was made for this Saturday... You think your man, Necron, is going to take the Intercontinental Championship from me, don't you? You are sitting there praying that Necron will be able to take my fucking belt away from me... But, you know what? It's not going down like that at all... I'm going to walk into that ring this Saturday with my Intercontinental Championship around my waist and I'm going to walk out with the damn thing around my waist... I bet a huge, shit eating grin came across your face when I said I wasn't going to show up to defend the title... You probably figured that you had finally found one more way to screw me over, didn't you? Well, it didn't work bitch... Paul: So you WILL defend the Intercontinental Championship this Saturday? Ryan: Paul, are you deaf or just stupid? I just said that I would, didn't I? Paul: Yeah but... (Ryan grabs the microphone from Paul and pushes him out of the cameras view before he could finish his sentence.) Ryan: RJ, if BG doesn't kill you first... You can bet your ass that I will finish the job... As for Kid Lethal and Necron... This Saturday you two boys better be ready because I'm not coming to the ring to play any of these stupid ass Halloween games... I'm coming to the ring for one reason and one reason only... To keep my damn Intercontinental Championship right where it belongs, around my waist... {Ryan throws the microphone down and walks off down the hallway as the scene fades to black.} |