{Scene opens with a jet black Plymouth Prowler driving up to the arena where WuW's House of Hardcore will be held. The car drives up to the arena entrance and comes to a stop. The doors open and out steps Rollin' Ryan Dice and his beautiful wife, Kate...} Kate: What are we doing here Ryan, the show isn't until Sunday Night... Ryan: Well, the WuW crew members should already be here... I want to make sure they have my locker room taken care of... (Ryan and Kate start to walk towards the building when they are approached by WuW interviewer, Larry Hall...) Larry: Hello Mr. Dice, is it possible for me to get an interview? Ryan: Yeah, it's possible... Larry: Why thank you sir! Ryan: Hey kid, don't get too excited... I said it was possible, I didn't say you could... (Ryan starts to walk past him, but he stops...) Ryan: Hey, wait a minute... Aren't you that kid that always got his ass kicked back in ECWL? Harry Fall? Larry: Actually, my name is Larry Hall and yes I used to compete in ECWL... (A grin spreads across Ryan's face.) Ryan: Well, since we go way back and all... I guess you can have your little interview... Larry: Thank you... Now, let me start by asking how you like the UK so far? Ryan: It's going to take some time to get used to the changes, but I just couldn't deal with the whole steering wheel on the wrong side of the car crap, so I got my car shipped out here... But, then I almost got in three wrecks on the way over here for driving on the wrong side of the road... Shit, I think I might have to stick to limo services for a while... (Ryan and Kate laugh.) Larry: What can we expect to see from Ryan Dice this Sunday? Ryan: Well Larry, you can expect to see the best damn technical wrestler to ever grace a wrestling ring, Rollin' Ryan Dice, throw those other pieces of shit out of the ring... Then, I'll be looking forward to the WuW World Title match, because sooner or later that belt will be around my waist... Larry: But, what about Hardcore Smitty? What's the relationship between you guys? Ryan: There is no relationship... There is no friendship and there probably never will be... We've just both agreed to put off our hatred for each other and focus on more important things... Like running XWD out of business and we both know that crap like HCK and Psychotic X will never be able to rise to the level of superstardom needed to compete with a promotion like XWD... So, once I win the World title, and Smitty does whatever the hell he 's good at... WuW will become the top wrestling promotion in the World... Even president Damo understands that, that's why he drafted me to WuW... Larry: How can you call WuW superstars like HCK and Psychotic X crap? Have you ever seen them compete before? Ryan: Larry, I don't need to see them compete... I saw them on WuW TV and if their intelligence reflects anything on their in-ring ability... Me winning the World Championship will be a lot easier than I expected... You see, I'm two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and if any of those losers don't believe that... I only got one thing to say to them... Prove it! I've busted my ass in this business and made myself a legend in America... I've wrestled all the greats and I've beaten most of them... Ghost, Phantom, BG, Genocide, Necron, LG, Adrean... The list goes on and on and on... Now, I'm spreading my stardom across the World... After my run in WuW, I'll be a legend in America and in the UK... Larry: You certainly have made a pretty good name for yourself in America and I'm sure that will be no different here, but to insult the level of talent here in WuW is just wrong... WuW is the top wrestling promotion in the UK and we may be the top wrestling promotion on this side of the Atlantic... We have some of the best athlete's that the UK has to offer... (Ryan begins to laugh...) Ryan: That's exactly my point Larry... The UK has never been famous for producing good wrestlers... I mean, who was the biggest wrestler from the UK? The British Bulldog? (Ryan laughs) Larry: That really has nothing to do with WuW Ryan... And, Davey Boy Smith, God rest his soul, was a tremendous wrestler in his time... Ryan: Yeah, right... They guy sucked, just like all wrestlers from the UK... I seriously can't understand how you people can look up to a pill popping, cocaine snorting loser like the British fucking Bulldog... Larry: Mr. Dice! I hardly see how this has to with your match this Sunday... Ryan: What's wrong Larry, did I strike a nerve? (Ryan and Kate laugh...) Larry: It's just that Davey was... Ryan: Shut up! You want talk about my match, then ask questions pertaining to my match... Moron... Larry: Well, you've already addressed Smitty, but what about Stone, Shane Taylor, Viper and Josh Nolan? Ryan: Stone is a little moron that likes to have his head shoved up Smitty's ass and if the little retard even thinks about getting in my way, I'll kick his ass just like I did in XWD... Shane Taylor thinks he's a hot shot around here, but who has he beat? He got his ass kicked in XWD by RJ Souza and Barty B. Badd... Two men that I have beaten before... The kid has a lot to learn and if he gets in my way, I'll be glad to make him my bitch... Viper is a loser who hasn't even bothered to show his face, same goes for Josh Nolan... The outcome of this match is more than obvious... Rollin' Ryan Dice is going to walk away victorious... Larry: What will happen if it comes down to you and Hardcore Smitty? Ryan: Well, if that problem arrives I'll deal with it then... But, Ryan Dice is not losing this match and that's a promise... Larry: Well, what is the deal with you and President Damo? You, Smitty, and former WuW Legend, Bart B. Badd, took out the Graves at the last XWD PPV on Damo's orders... Ryan: What can I say? I hate BG and Genocide even more than I hate that jerkoff, Blake Armstrong so It's not like Damo had to do a whole lot of convincing if you know what I mean... Larry: Well, can we expect to see you acting as Damo's hitman again? Ryan: Well, we'll just have to wait and see about that, now won't we? Larry: Yes, I guess we will... Now, this next question is for your wife, Kate... Kate, you never stepped into the ring to compete in America, but do you ever see yourself in the ring, here in WuW? Kate: In ring action is not really my thing... I'm just here for oral... I mean moral support for my husband, Ryan Dice... (Ryan laughs as Kate leans over and kisses him on his check.) Ryan: That enough for you, monkey boy? Larry: Yes sir, thank you for your time... Ryan: Yeah, whatever... Hey, if you see HCK tell him that he better not get too attached to that belt of his because it's going to be around my waist, the first chance I get... {Ryan and Kate walk into the arena laughing as the scene fades to a commercial for this Sunday's House of Hardcore...}