{Scene opens backstage at a WuW house show where we see two WuW Road agents standing up by a table, drinking coffee and talking about the upcoming House of Hardcore show...} Road Agent 1: Did you hear about The Jackhammer? Road Agent 2: What about him? RA1: He's not going to be at the show this Sunday... So, it looks like that new guy, Ryan Dice, is going to have to face P-X and SVD by himself... RA2: Poor chap... P-X and SVD are going to beat the crap out him... RA1: Tell me about it... (They turn around to walk away from the table and they see Ryan Dice standing right in front of them.) Ryan: Hey guys... RA1: How's it going Dice? Ryan: Could be better... RA2: Yeah, good luck this Sunday... RA1: You're going to need it... Ryan: Wait, what did you say? RA2: We just wished you good luck... Ryan: You think I need luck? RA1: Anyone would need luck to beat P-X and SVD on their own... Ryan: Do you realize who I am? I'm not just anyone off the streets... I'm Rollin' Ryan Dice, the best damn technical wrestler to ever step foot into a wrestling ring and you think I need luck to beat two chumps like P-X and SVD? RA2: With all due respect Mr. Dice, P-X and SVD are very good competitors and any man that thinks they can beat both of them by himself is either, crazy or stupid... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Crazy or stupid, huh? I still don't think you understand just who the fuck I am... I'm Rollin' Ryan Dice... A former World Champion and a LEGEND in America... You got that? A LEGEND! I've beaten chumps like SVD and P-X with my eyes closed... RA1: Yeah, well... See you Sunday... Ryan: You damn right, you'll see me Sunday... And you'll see P-X and SVD get the living shit kicked out of them... (The road agents walk away laughing to each other... Ryan fixes himself a cup of coffee and starts to walk off down the hall... He passes up and few locker rooms and just as he passes Smitty and Stone's locker room, the door flies open and knocks Ryan's coffee all over the floor... Smitty sticks his head out from behind the door and smiles.) Smitty: What's up Dice? Ryan: Not much... Except that you owe me a cup of coffee... (Smitty laughs) Smitty: Yeah, sorry about that... Ryan: Yeah, whatever... (Ryan starts to walk down the hall) Smitty: Hey, wait up! Ryan: What now? Smitty: No need for the attitude... We're friends now remember... Ryan: Yeah, I forgot about that... What? Smitty: Well, I heard about that Jerkoff dude not being able to show up for your match this Sunday... So, I was thinking... I got a match with HCK, but he's nothing to break a sweat over if you know what I mean... So, I there if you need... Ryan: I don't need your help... Smitty: Come on Dice, stop the tough guy act... Ryan: First of all Smitty, don't talk to me like you know me... Secondly, I don't like you and you're a dumb ass if you think you can trust me... Smitty: Chill out man, I never said I trusted you... I just want to help you out since we're on the same side here... Ryan: Whatever man... Smitty: Is that a yes? Ryan: Sure... You can be my partner man... Just don't screw this up... Smitty: You don't have to worry about that... I'm a former XWD World Champion! (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Yeah, you made such a great champion too! (Ryan laughs and Smitty just grins at Ryan's sarcasm. Ryan continues to walk down the hall and Smitty goes back into his locker room... Ryan finally finds his locker room and just as he goes to open the door, Larry Hall walks up to him with a microphone in his hand...) Larry: Hey Mr. Dice, can a get a moment of your time? Ryan: Hey, what's up Harry? Larry: Actually, the name's Larry... Ryan: That's what I said... Larry: You said... Ah, forget it... I just wanted to get your opinions on your opponents for this Sunday... Ryan: Let me tell you something Harry, I'm a world class athlete... I've held championships in every damn federation I've ever been in and you know why? Because I'm two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and just that much better than everyone else... Larry: Well, what about Steve Moram? He's not going to be there this Sunday, does that mean you'll face P-X and SVD by yourself? Ryan: Actually, I just talked to my buddy, Smitty, and he volunteered to be my partner... Larry: Smitty? He has a match with HCK! Ryan: You want to talk about Smitty, go bug him... You want to talk to me, then start asking questions about me... Larry: Well, you never really did answer my question about how you feel about your opponents for this Sunday... Ryan: What's to say? They are both a couple of cheap imitations from that OTHER federation that I'd rather not mention... I swear, if P-X says "Sucka" one more time, someone is going to sue him for gimmick infringement... And SVD is even worse... Atleast P-X has an original name... Larry: Well, they are still tremendous wrestlers... Ryan: Yeah, whatever... Maybe when they finish bailing that tramp out of jail and they start focussing on their match this Sunday, we'll see what they have to say... But, until then I'll just have to assume one of two things... One, they are scared of me and they don't want to piss me off... Two, they think I'm a joke and that this Sunday will just be a walk in the park for them... Now, hopefully one of them has a little intelligence left in that thing inside their head to realize that Rollin' Ryan Dice is no joke! I am a damn LEGEND! Do you understand that? My name is all over the place in America! I've appeared in movies, been on the covers of over two hundred magazines, held championships... I've done it all... And these two losers better realize that I'm the best damn wrestler that WuW has to offer! Shit, it's only a matter of time before that World Championship is around my waist! Larry: Well, I guess only time will tell what lies in the future for Ryan Dice... Ryan: What? Larry: I was just telling the fans that we'll just have to wait and see what lies in the future for you... Ryan: Well, that message sucked... Get out of the way Harry, let me tell these people what lies in my future... (Ryan shoves Larry out of the way and he looks right into the camera.) Ryan: Tune in to House of Hardcore this Sunday and see P-X and SVD get the living shit beat out of them by non other than WuW's hottest star, Rollin Ryan Dice! Also on the card, a bunch of losers that nobody cares about! And as far as what's in Ryan Dice's future... Primetime, hold on to your belt closely, because sooner or later Ryan Dice is going to come looking for it and you better be ready because Ryan Dice always gets what he wants! Now, get that camera out of my face before I shove it up your ass and show the world what the inside of a jackass looks like... {Ryan turns around and walks inside his locker room as the scene fades to black...}