{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice relaxing in his locker room watching a WuW TV monitor when he sees P-X's last promo... Ryan sits through the promo and laughs to himself a couple times. Just as the promo finishes, Ryan looks towards the camera and he looks like he is about to say something when he hears SVD's voice coming from the monitor. Ryan smiles and watches the rest of SVD's promo... As the promo comes to an end, Ryan looks back into the camera and laughs to himself...} Ryan: WOW! That was some real great stuff... I mean, damn... You guys should try out for one of those TV Soap Operas... You would all fit in perfectly... In the last 15 minutes I've seen two guys in a police station discussing major media events while on guy is trying to get his girlfriend out of jail... Then we get the see P-X and SVD go through a touching flashback of his former girlfriend getting blown up and him getting revenge on the people responsible...The reuniting of a girlfriend and boyfriend in a jail house... Truly touching stuff here man and I haven't even got to the good part yet... Where we get to see SVD and HCK make a deal to watch each other's back to battle the diabolical XWD chronies... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Damn, that sounds like a perfect episode of one of those lame ass TV Soap Operas... All the drama, romance, and bullshit anyone could ever ask for.... (Ryan laughs again) Ryan: Seriously though... It looks like I'm having a little trouble capturing the full attention of P-X and SVD... All I see them doing is bailing some slut out of jail and talking about stupid ass murder cases that happened in the US over two years ago... Shit, I think I only heard my named mentioned once or twice in all four times that I've seen P-X or SVD on TV... Once I heard P-X make a comment about me not being a legend until I get my ass kicked by him... Did you miss understand me or something P-X? I mean, I said I was a Legend, not a bitch... Because anyone that has gotten their ass kicked by your punk ass is a bitch... You sit there and you talk about being in all kind of other promotions that mean absolutely shit to me... I think I give a damn if you got your ass kicked in twenty other federations and probably never even managed to get your hands on a World Title... And if you did, I can just about imagine how bad that fed must have sucked... You are a loser... Plain and simple, you will never be as good as Rollin' Ryan Dice... But, hey don't look at it like it's a bad thing because nobody in this damn federation can say that they as good as Ryan Dice... (Ryan pauses for a few seconds) Ryan: Now, moving on the SVD... Kid, you are in way over your head... You have no idea what you are in for man... Since your little buddy, P-X, likes to talk about his previous feds and all that good shit... Let me explain to you, just what the fuck you're up against... I've competed in the best of the best federations all over America... Whether it be in the EBW, ECWL, LCWA, VCW, WXW, RWD, CWWe, RDW, or XWD... I made my name known and I made myself a legend by doing what I'm good at, kicking ass and winning belts... I've been TV Champ, Internet Champ, Tag Champ, Intercontinental Champion, Platinum Champion, Technique Champ, US Tag Champ... Not to mention the last ever World Champion in WXW... Now SVD, go look yourself in the mirror and ask yourself if you think you honestly belong in the same ring with me... The answer may surprise you... So, what I want you to do tonight before you go to bed is, get down on your knees, put your hands together and thank the man upstairs for such an opportunity... (Ryan stands up and walks over to a mini fridge and grabs a bottle of water out of it... He opens it up and takes a sip) Ryan: P-X and SVD, you buys better come prepared this Sunday because it's time for me to set some standards around here... I'm not just another one of those losers that you WuW buys are used to... I'm two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and if you think that's just a catch phrase, I got two words for you... Try me... (Ryan takes a sip of his water and walks out of the room. The scene fades to Ryan Dice walking up to Hardcore Smitty's locker room and knocking on the door... Nobody answers after the first knock, so Ryan knocks again... Still no answer... Ryan finally gets frustrated and kicks open the door to find an empty locker room...) Ryan: Damn, he must've left already... Oh well... (Ryan walks out of the room and WuW reporter, Lisa Fox, is waiting for him with a microphone in her hand...) Lisa: Hey Ryan, would you mind if I asked you a few questions? Ryan: Go ahead... Lisa: Well, it's almost time for the big match up and I'm sure the people at home are wondering if you and Hardcore Smitty are on the same page... I mean, you guys hated each other in XWD and now you're both on the same side all of a sudden... How well do you think you guys can work as team? Ryan: You know Lisa, me and Smitty may not be best of friends and we probably will never be what you people call, best of chums... As a matter of fact, the only thing me and Smitty have right now is a common hatred and that hatred is our only bond... We have a hatred for XWD and we will do anything humanly possible to make sure that they die... Now, with that said... The only way to make sure WuW puts XWD out of business is to get the pieces of shit like P-X, SVD, and HCK out of the spotlight and show the World where the real talent lies... Lisa: Why do you have such a hatred for XWD? Ryan: Because I busted my fucking ass for them for damn near three years and I never got the damn respect I deserved... Then, to top things off they let me get drafted to WuW when they choose all those other pieces of shit before me... They decided to keep the damn Graves brothers over me and look what happened... The egos and backstage politics almost killed the damn company... The dumbasses let the best thing they ever had slip through their fingers and they will pay for their mistakes... Lisa: Well, you and Smitty are considered the underdogs in this match up... Smitty will have a match with the hardcore mastermind, HCK, right before the tag match up... There is no way that he will be at one hundred percent for the tag match... Ryan: Hey, I would've been perfectly fine with taking on both men by myself, but Smitty volunteered to be my partner and I'm sure he wouldn't have made the offer if he didn't know what he was getting himself into... He made the choice to be my tag partner and he better hold up his end of the bargain this Sunday... Lisa: Okay... Moving on to Primetime... I'm sot sure what the deal is between you guys, but you obviously want his belt and he challenged you to enter the HCK house match... How do you respond to that? Ryan: If the World Title is on the line, I don't give a shit what kind of match it is or how many other people are in the match, I'm in... Now, I'm not usually the kind of person to enter myself in a stupid ass hardcore match, but what the hell... I'll get my hands on the World Title anyway I can... So, you bet your ass that if this HCK house match is made official, you will see a brand new WuW World Champion and you're looking at him right now... Lisa: How can you be so confident, you said it yourself... You're not used to that kind of hardcore environment... Ryan: Girl, you must be hearing things or something because I never said I wasn't used to that kind of environment... I said, that I wouldn't normally enter myself in a match like that because I'd rather fight like a man... One on one... No weapons needed, just pure wrestling... But, I've had my fair share of hardcore matches, street fights, cage, barbwire, ladders... You name it, I've done it before... So, this match won't be anything new to me... Lisa: Getting back to your tag match this Sunday, SVD made a comment about someone from XWD interfering in the match... Will it be a fair fight? Ryan: You certainly don't have to worry about anyone interfering on me and Smitty's behalf because we won't need the help... But, what I'm worried about is SVD's new little butt buddy, HCK, interfering in the match... I mean, you know he's going to be pissed off at Smitty after Smitty kicks his ass and he'll probably want some payback... But, we got someone watching our backs incase something like that goes down... So, if HCK grows a set of nuts and decides that it would be a good idea to run out to the ring and try to get his revenge or whatever, he better be ready to have his ass handed to him twice in one night... Lisa: Well, I think that about wraps things up... Unless you have anything else to say? Ryan: Yeah, as a matter of fact, I got something else I need to get off my chest... This is for EVERYONE here in WuW to understand... You buys just sit back and stay out of our way and enjoy the ride because you will all be known worldwide once me, Smitty and Stone put this place on the map... Then, you can all thank us for taking this damn place from the bottom of the barrel, to the number one wrestling promotion in the WORLD! {Ryan walks off down the hall, leaving Lisa Fox standing there with a confused look on her face as the scene fades to a commercial for this Sunday's HOH...} |