{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice and his wife, Kate, relaxing in their new home. Ryan is sitting on a couch and watching the WuW 24 hour channel, waiting for a promo from Prime Time... Kate is sitting right next to him with her head rested on his shoulder...} Ryan: I can't believe that piece of shit hasn't even cut a promo yet... (Ryan's voice startles Kate and she quickly picks her head up...) Kate: What? Ryan: Prime Time hasn't even cut a damn promo yet... Kate: Maybe he's preparing for the match or something... Ryan: He better be... Because this Sunday I'm going to be more than ready to kick his ass and take that belt off his hands... Kate: You know I love the way gold looks around your waist... Ryan: Yeah, and you know I love the way you look around my waist... (Ryan laughs as Kate playfully hits him in the arm.) Ryan: Seriously though, Prime Time better enjoy what little time he has left as WuW World Champion... He better make all his little TV appearances and do all his little interviews on those low budget UK talk shows because after this Sunday, Rollin' Ryan Dice is going to be the WuW World Champion! I'm going to finally bring some damn honor to this federation... Kate: I know you will baby... (Suddenly the phone rings... Ryan reaches over and presses the speaker phone button...) Ryan: Speak... JC: Hey man, this is JC... What's up? Ryan: Hey man, what you been up to? JC: A lot actually... Didn't you hear about ECWL reopening? Ryan: Hear about it? Shit, I haven't had a moment of peace since they announced the reopening... JC: What do you mean? Ryan: Dude, my phone's been ringing off the hook... Emails every day... Letters... Everything man... It's driving me nuts... JC: You mean, you're not going to be a part of ECWL? Ryan: Hell no! Why would I be? Those losers should've left ECWL dead and buried... But no... Dice thinks he has all the answers and he's going to take a company filled with over the hill losers like the Toscanoes and egomaniacs like Brian Graves to the top... He's even more of a power crazed lunatic than that Blake Armstrong guy was... JC: Well, I guess you didn't hear the news... Ryan: What news? JC: I made my official ECWL re-debut Tuesday night... Ryan: What? You got a staff spot or something? JC: Not exactly... Ryan: Wait a minute, you're not managing someone else, are you? JC: No man... I'm getting back in the ring... Ryan: You're bullshitting me... Right? JC: Nope... I did a run-in last night and I got a match with KO Kidd for the US Title next week... Ryan: A run-in? What happened? JC: Well, BG beat Jeff Lawson and after the match Barty B Badd jumped in the ring and they were double teaming BG... So, I ran out from the back and helped BG out... Ryan: You did what!?!?!? JC: Hey man, I told you that all that bullshit between you and BG was none of my business... Brian's a good kid and I sure as hell wasn't going to stand by and watch him get his ass kicked... Ryan: Man, you're fucking with me right? JC: This isn't a joke Ryan, I just wanted to call you and let you know before you found out from someone else... Ryan: Gee thanks, it would've really sucked to find out that my best friend turned his back on me from someone else... JC: Ryan, I didn't turn my back on anyone! But, since you want to point fingers... Maybe you are the one turning your back on me! Ryan: What?!?!? JC: Well, isn't this the same thing that you turned on BG for? When XWD opened, he wanted more money and all that crap so he didn't join right away to be by your side... Now, I haven't stepped into the ring to wrestle in almost two years and when I tell you, all you can do is bitch? And be honest with me Ryan, why is it that you're staying in WuW? Is it for the huge contract you got, for the World Title shots, or the star treatment that you couldn't get in America? Ryan: Dude, you know how I got treated in the old ECWL... I was overlooked and underused... RJ has always wanted to make sure I never made anything out of my career and Dice hates me twice as much... I get the respect that I deserve here... It has nothing to do with the money man... You know that's not what I'm about... JC: Yeah whatever man... But look... As far as I'm concerned, we're still friends and if you need anything just let me know... Ryan: Yeah... Just watch your back around Brian man... JC: You don't have to worry about me bro... I know exactly what I'm doing... Ryan: You better be right... But hey, one more thing... Tell your boy, Brian, I said what's up... JC: Man, I told you... I'm not getting into this shit... That was between you and BG and that's the way it's going to stay... Ryan: Whatever man... JC: Yeah... I have to go, good luck in WuW... Ryan: Thanks... (Ryan reaches over and hits the speaker phone again to hang up the phone.) Kate: So, JC is wrestling again, he's aligned with BG, and he's in ECWL... Let me guess... You're pissed, right? Ryan: Actually, I'm not mad at all... JC knows what he's doing and if he thinks it's a good idea for him to be aligned with BG, then he's probably right... I'm actually happy that he's back in the ring though... I was wondering when he'd get tired of all that corporate bullshit... Kate: I can't believe you are taking this, this well... Ryan: It's not worth getting worked up about, besides... I need to be focussed for this Sunday... Kate: Yeah, I guess you're right... Ryan: Hey baby, I'll be back in an hour or two... I have to go take care of some business... Kate: Okay... (Kate gives Ryan a kiss on the check... Ryan gets up and walks out the door as the scene fades to black... The scene reopens with Rollin' Ryan Dice and WuW interviewer, Larry Hall, standing in front of a black background with a WuW logo int he middle of it... Larry has a microphone in his hand and Ryan is looking at the camera with a smile on his face...) Larry: Ryan, thanks for taking time out of your busy schedule to do this interview... Ryan: Whatever Harry, stop kissing ass and start asking questions... Larry: Well... Two men that you know very well made a huge impact on WuW at HOH... Those men being Genocide and Blake Armstrong... What are your feelings on this? Ryan: Honestly, Blake Armstrong is an arrogant little prick and Genocide is an over the hill loser... Now, they got another little ass wrangler with them by the name of Luke... The way I see it is, this doesn't affect me at all... I kicked Genocide's ass in WXW and I'll do it again, Blake Armstrong has no power around here, so I couldn't care less about him... And that Luke guy looks like he just got kidnapped off of the set of a shitty ass sitcom made for immature teenage girls who think Justin Timberlake is God... All in all... The Queersome Threesome don't mean shit to me... Larry: Very harsh words indeed... Moving on... You have a World Title match next week against Prime Time... In your opinion, what are the odds on seeing a new Champion? (Ryan laughs a little) Ryan: What are the odds? Regardless of the many lame ass jokes about my name, I'm not a gambling man... But, if I was... I'd bet the house, the car, the wife, hell I'd even bet the kids... If I had any... There is no doubt in my mind that I'll be walking out of HOH this Sunday with that World Title belt around my waist... I've been paying very close attention to Prime Time and I have to admit, he's a damn good wrestler... But, is he as good as Ryan Dice? Hell no! Half as Good? Maybe... See, what Prime Time fails to realize is... I'm two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and I am the best damn technical wrestler to ever step foot into a wrestling ring... Prime Time is going to have to find that out the hard way though... Larry: Well, you certainly seem confident... Ryan: You damn right, I'm confident... I've busted my ass day in and day out for as long as I've been in this business... Do you understand that? I live, breathe, sleep, eat, and bleed this business... This Sunday, all that hard work and dedication is going to payoff once again when I hit Prime Time with the Loaded Dice and pin him right in the middle of the ring for the one... two... three... Then, the ref will raise my hand and hand me the World title... I can already picture it Harry! Larry: Well, over the past two weeks you, Hardcore Smitty, and Stone have earned a reputation for interfering in each other's matches... Can we expect so see Smitty or Stone at ringside for this match? Ryan: First of all Harry, I don't control Stone or Smitty so I don't have to defend their actions... Now, the way I see it is... Prime Time wouldn't hesitate to have someone help him win a match or two... Hell, we helped him win the title in the first place and he had help last week defending the title... So, let's just say that I've got back up if I need it... Larry: Well, I think that about covers it... Is there anything else you'd like to say, before we end this interview? Ryan: As a matter of fact... (Ryan pushes Lary out of the camera's view and he stares into the camera with a cocky grin on his face.) Ryan: Prime Time! I know you're watching this, so pay close attention to this part... This Sunday you better be ready to hand that belt over... Make all your publicity appearances now because that belt is mine! I know you're not stupid enough to think that you even stand a chance in hell of beating me, so make sure that the belt is shined up real nice and there better not be a scratch on it son... I'm not just another loser with high hopes, I'm a damn legend... I'm Rollin' Ryan Dice and this Sunday you'll find out first hand that I'm the best damn wrestler that WuW has ever seen! {Ryan flashes another cocky grin towards the camera as the scene fades to black.} |