{Scene opens with Your World Champion, Rollin' Ryan Dice, standing in front of a black background with a huge WuW logo in the middle of it... Ryan has the World title draped over his shoulder and he's wearing his brand new Rollin' Ryan Dice T-shirt... Ryan flashes a cocky grin towards the camera before he begins to speak...} Ryan: Who would've ever thought that a man would ever walk into a Pay-Per-View called Devil's Night and walk out a God? That's right... A GOD! I walked into Devils Night and I did what no other wrestler has ever done, I won a World title in the UK and in the US... I am the only person in the history of this business to become the WXW World Champion and the WuW Champion... That makes me something like the God of wrestling! (Ryan pauses and flashes another grin...) Ryan: Now, I know what you people at home are thinking... You're all thinking that I'm too cocky for my own good, right? (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Give me a damn reason not to be cocky! I've done what no other man has ever done before and I did it with all the odds against me... Barty and the rest of those NGR bitches tried to dick me out of my World Title... NGR, do you guys think that I'm just a rookie with no common sense? You honestly thought that I was going to go into that match at Devil's Night without having a backup plan in mind? Yeah right, I knew you guys would be governing this match so I called up by boy from back in XWD, Sir Psycho Sexy... And I managed to gain the services of the most promising rookie to ever step foot into a wrestling ring... The Prime Time Playa, Justin Owens... (Ryan pauses) Ryan: So Barty, how does it feel to know that you got beat at your own game? Now, you better be lucky that your ass isn't going to be in the six person tag match this Sunday... Because lets face the facts... You were never shit in ECWL, WXW, or XWD and the only reason you ever amounted to shit here was because of lack of talent... You're a joke man... You swear that you are the best wrestler ever and what the hell have you ever done that I haven't done? You aren't shit Barty and if you even think about sticking your nose in this match I'm going to bitch slap your ass back into reality... (Ryan laughs to himself...) Ryan: Before I address my upcoming match, there is one other person I need to talk about... Derek Draven, who in the blue hell do you think you are? You put everyone to shame in ECWL? (Ryan pauses to try to hold back his laughter...) Ryan: You would've beat Ghost at Shea Stadium? (Ryan pauses again but this time he can't hold back the laughter...) Ryan: Kid, what the hell are you smoking? You were nothing but a two bit loser in ECWL... You think you can come to a fed like WuW and think you can run your mouth off about shit that only happened inside your head? Bitch, I was there... You would pop in every once in a while at get your damn ass handed to you by wrestlers that you never even deserved to be in the same ring with... What was your big claim to fame in WXW? Oh yeah, you and some ass clown by the name of Jugglenuts won the tag team titles... WOW! Man, you're good! (Ryan laughs again...) Ryan: Draven, if you think you are a big shot around here huh? Then, I'm going to do a favor for you... Anytime, anywhere... You want a piece of me for a shot at my belt? All you have to do is say the word man... That's all you have to do... But, when I beat you and trust me... I will beat you... You'll realize that you are way over your head... I'm two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and your bitch ass doesn't even deserve to shine my boots let alone step foot into the same ring with me... So, I made the challenge... I know you don't have the nuts, but if you got the guts, then be a man and except it... (Ryan pauses and cracks his neck from side to side...) Ryan: Okay, moving on to my match this week... Your World Champion, Ryan Dice, will be teaming up with Your Intercontinental Champion, Shane Taylor and the best damn rookie that I've ever laid my eyes on, Justin Owens... To take on the great team of Jeff Lawson, Amanda Foley and the legendary KO Kidd! (Ryan laughs to himself) Ryan: KO, I've beat your ass in the past and you better be ready because this Sunday the past will repeat itself... Only this time I might not be nice enough to let you walk out on your own free will... If you know what I mean... Then we have Jeff Lawson... The guy who was sent to do a job in XWD and the guy choked worse than Monica Lewinski... Lawson, you are just some punk ass kid with dreams of stardom floating in your head... This Sunday you're going to be in the ring with me... That means you're going to be in the ring with the only man in the history of this business to win World Titles in both America and the United Kingdom... So, what I want you to do is go back to your hotel room or wherever the hell you are staying and look at yourself in the mirror... Now, take a good look man and ask yourself if you even deserve to be in the same ring as Rollin' Ryan Dice... The answer may surprise you... (Ryan pauses again to gather his thoughts...) Ryan: Oh yeah, I almost for got their third team mate... Amanda "The Fist" Foley... Come on, I can't believe you actually singed up for this match... I mean, do you think I'm going to take it easy on you because you're a girl or something? (Ryan laughs to himself) Ryan: Shit, you'll probably be the only person in this match to even cause me to break a sweat... It's pretty sad when the bitch of the team has more talent then both of her team mates combined... It doesn't even matter that the majority of talent isn't even used in a wrestling ring... Now, personally I'm a happily married man... But, I've heard the stories about you Amanda... And from what I hear, you didn't get your nickname, "The Fist" from competing in a wrestling ring, if you get my drift... (Ryan laughs again) Ryan: So, the final analysis... Wait Amanda, don't get excited... I said analysis, not Anal Sex... (Ryan bursts into laughter) Ryan: I crack myself up... I really do... Anyway, where was I? Oh yeah, my final analysis... Owens can take out Lawson... I'll deal with KO... And I'll let my boy Shane Taylor deal with the slut because I wouldn't want my wife to get mad if I picked Amanda up for a body slam and figure out how she got her nickname first fist... I mean first hand... (Ryan laughs again...) Ryan: Damn, I just can't help myself... Seriously though... Lawson, KO and Barty wanted to screw me out of my World Title and Foley just wanted to screw me... (Ryan pauses to hold in his laughter) Ryan: I need to get my mind out of the gutter... Damn... Let's try this again... (Ryan stares into the camera with a very serious look on his face) Ryan: New Generation Renegades... This Sunday you better be ready because I'm not just some punk ass rookie that thinks he's a star... I'm Rollin' Ryan Dice... The best damn technical wrestler to ever live and if you three think you even stand a chance against me, Psycho Sexy and the Prime Time Playa then I'm really going to enjoy the look on your faces when you are all laying down on the mat thanks the WuW's real talent... I've said it before and I'll say it again... I'm the best damn wrestler to ever step foot in the UK and if you think that's just a catch phrase then I got two words for you... Prove it! {Ryan flashes a cocky grin into the camera and pats the WuW World title as the scene fades to black...}