{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice and "The PTP" Justin Owens looking out of a window in an airport... They are apparently waiting for someone... As the cameras start to get closer you can hear what they are saying...} Ryan: Man, this flight needs to hurry... I got shit to do today... Justin: For real huh? I thought we were going to do some workout shit...or at least something to get ready for this so called "match" we have Sunday...if you can call it that (Ryan laughs) Ryan: No doubt bro... But don't worry... We are more than ready for those NGR bitches... Justin: Seriously, did you happen to catch what those fools were saying (Justin looks out the window and sees the plane pull up to the terminal...) Justin: It's about damn time Ryan: For real... Let's go get this fool so we can get out of this place... Justin: For sure (The passengers begin to unload from the plane. Ryan and Justin continue to wait. As all the passengers unload. There's no sign of the person they're waiting for) Ryan: Where the fuck is he man? Justin: No fucking clue.... Ryan: Damn... (Ryan and Justin look at each other. Finally the flight attendants begin unboarding. Along with two female flight attendants. Shane walks out of the plane with his arms around both flight attendants) Shane: Nice flight ladies....... (Justin whispers to Ryan) Justin: Go figure... (Ryan shakes his head and laughs) Ryan: Hey Taylor, get a number or something bro... We have to jet... Justin: Seriously dude (Taylor gives the girls a hug. Taylor gets their numbers. Taylor looks them up to bottom as they write their numbers on a small piece of paper. They hug again. Taylor squeezes their asses with a huge grin on his face. They go their separate ways. Taylor finally meets up with his boys Ryan and Justin) Ryan says: It's about time fool... Justin: Plane delayed? Or was something else "Delayed" Shane: Man, that flight was the fucking shit! (Taylor sighs... Ryan and Justin laugh) Ryan: I bet it was bro... But, the limo is waiting for us... Let's roll like Bob Dole... (All three men agree and start walking out the terminal and down to baggage claim...after a little delay when Justin and Shane spotted some girls within baggage...Dice finally rounded everyone up and they got inside the limo...) Justin: So what's on the agenda today fellas Shane: I should get a last party before we get in the ring with those bitches.... Maybe some absinthe (Shane Smirks) Ryan: What is it with you and absinthe? Justin: I was about to ask that man...what is your deal with that shit Shane: That shit is fucking good! Ryan says: Whatever man... I just miss my American beer... Justin: For real huh... Shane: Nah man.... Beer is shit... When I was living in the states, I never had that shit before. Now I'm like fucking addicted to it or something.... It's like comparing Amanda Foley to Jenna Jameson or something... Justin: Well, get me some British girls and I'm super Ryan says: Your're Super? (Ryan laughs) Justin: Shut up dude, I have that stuck in my head from a freaking British movie I saw last night with Ali (Ryan and Shane laugh) Ryan: Anyway bro... We got this match coming up... I know me and Shane are ready... What about you Owens, you ready for this? It's your first main event kid... Justin: I guess you could say that, I mean I did my fair share of main-eventing back in PWA, but for real dude, this is my first big time show...I won't lie to you either, the shit is getting to me, but all it's doing is making me get the confidence to work a hell of a lot harder than any other fool in that ring....but the gameplan is the same right? Shane's got Foley, you got KO and I'm with Lawson right? Ryan: No doubt... That's what I like to hear man... I'll take Knockout the Kidd, you can make Lawson look like a bitch and we'll let Taylor have his way with Foley... Shane: Yeah, leave the ho to me..... (Shane Laughs) Justin: Speaking of Foley, you see her two promo's? Shane: I saw one.... Shit I rather fucking watch the local news than that shit.... Or I'll just go and pay for sex or something. Anything is better than that ho Justin: I feel you on that one dude, I mean did you see what she was saying? I was having a hard time keeping my damn eyes open long enough to catch the shit she tried to say...but hey lets look on the bright side, she's taking my ass seriously which is the first step to realizing how good I really am...but still has to refer to me as "The Rookie" I'm not a damn movie with Kevin Costner...Jesus... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Dude, I think she digs you... Shane says: Nah man.... I saw that bitch checking me out one day.... Before the PPV, I saw her watching me..... I saw her rubbing those nipples like no one existed. I saw her trying to finger herself. I know that bitch wants me.... Shit, she's probably recording my promos, one by one masturbating to that shit or something. Shit tomorrow night, she might even try fucking me or something..... (Justin laughs for a second) Justin: Dude that's just wrong...I don't want to hear about what you think she's doing in her spare time, but for the meanwhile...that girl needs to take a damn breath, Ryan you hear her talking about me dude? It's like she says everything in one long sentence, it's as if she'd never put a period down or anything...and then she goes out saying all this shit about I'm not smart? Ryan: But, hey guys... That's enough jokes about THE FIST... I mean, from what I hear, she's a good wrestler... She was like a former Intercontinental Champion or something... Shane: That bitch thinks she can take my title..... Justin: For real huh? She thinks that just because she's defeated a few half assed overrated superstars like SVD or whatever that she can come into the ranks with guys like us and dominate? She told me about all this shit how she can kick my "arse" and all that other nonsense...the girl is going to have to come to a quick realization that well...I'm not like other guys, neither are you two... Your not World Champion for no reason Ryan, and your not IC champion for no reason Shane...we're that damn good Ryan: Whoa, calm down kid... You're a little hyper... (Ryan laughs)... Ryan: But, you're right... Foley is in way over her head... I mean, you have to be a dumbass to step into the ring with the World Champion, the Intercontinental Champion and the Prime Time Playa and think that you'll even stand a chance at winning... Because the fact of the matter is this, the New Generation Renegades aren't shit compared to the Trilogy.... Justin: Well put it this way Ryan...Foley can't step out of her so called "glory days" when she was IC champion, the only reason she's getting anywhere is because she's part of New Generation Retards, or whatever the hell their names are....if she wasn't teamed with them she'd be back in the goddamn kitchen where she belongs... (Justin Smiles...) Justin: Cause that's right where Shane here is going to send her ass if she goes for his IC title...right Shane Shane: Yeah man... But if she wants her shot, that's fine with me. I'll put that little girl in her place... Down in the lower midcards where she belongs. And when I'm done with her... That bitch is gonna make me a casserole..... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: From what I heard, she likes to go down... If you know what I mean... Justin: Well hell, if she really wants to go "down south" I'm from Jacksonville...That's about as South as you get (Ryan looks confused) Ryan: That's not exactly what I meant bro... Anyway, did you guys see that KO Kidd chump? Taylor, I think you remember him from XWD, right? He even sucked there, what makes him think it'll be any different here? (Shane Laughs) Shane: He's a joke... Never was in my league in XWD... Justin: So what is with this KO Kidd anyway? Is he seriously always up like that? I mean the guy seems as if he's always on an upper or something, he can't seem to shut his mouth....and when he talks it's like everything is the most exciting thing to ever grace the earth...this kid has Christmas 24 hours a day he's a giddy little fucker (Ryan and Shane laugh) Ryan: I can't stand that little bastard... He's always running around like Pee Wee Herman on crack or something man... (Justin laughs for a second then nods) Justin: Dude put it this way, KO Kidd I hear came here from a few bigger federations to join NGR to simply "make an impact" from what I've heard of this Kidd, he's about as shitty as his name...I am guessing you can verify that Ryan Ryan: No doubt... I've known the Kidd for a while and I've kicked his ass a few times back in the day... He's never amounted to shit in any of the feds in America and he won't ever amount to shit here in WuW... Justin: Well hell dude, if he can't cut it back in the states, he's going to need to think twice about coming to another country and dominate...cause the truth of the matter is that he's going to be in for the shock of his life when he gets inside the ring with The Prime Time Playa... (Justin smiles and then it quickly fades into a look of confusion) Justin: And who the hell holds a Halloween party the day after... Shane: Man, what dumbass fucker holds a Halloween party the day after? It's like celebrating Christmas in July, or something.... It's just fucking stupid.... Shit, what a dumbfuck..... (Shane Smirks) Shane: But I'll tell you this,... That dipshit, has nothing....nada....ziltch on the trilogy....! Justin: Dude like I said before, The Trilogy has this match on lock down despite what people like Jeff Lawson say...but speaking of that dumbass...he talks a pretty decent game, but from what I've seen on tapes and heard through the rumor mill, he just doesn't have what it takes to get to the top, any of you guys seen him wrestle live before? Cause the only time I've seen him is when I hit The Beginning on his ass last Sunday night! Ryan: Dude, I've never really seen him live but from what I heard... The guy is a choke artist... After the draft Damo seen him and Barty to XWD to do a job and those two losers failed... Then they came running back to WuW... Justin: I heard about that...when they faced their world champ right? Shane: I hear some shit went down too Ryan: Yeah, him and Barty had to face the Graves brothers and Lawson got scared like a little hoe and he didn't even bother to show up until the day of the show... The dude sucks man... I'm surprised he even had the balls to cut any promos for this match... (Shane Laughs) Shane: But after we're done with all three of those hoes.... We shouldn't expect to see their faces again for a long long time.... Justin: Lawson needs to realize something though guys, I'm not just a rookie, I'm a damn good rookie. The point I'm trying to put here is that he's acting like I'm going to be another bump in the road for him when he doesn't seem to understand that when this is all said and done, I'm going to be the one walking out with my hand raised...I wouldn't mind taking on that bitch one on one...I mean did you hear what he said about me? He tried to talk like he was someone else and tried to act like he could walk all over me with the greatest of ease without even knowing what I'm about? I mean he's going to come to figure that I'm the best that America has to offer, and I'm not just some dumb American with a stupid goal...my goals are realistic (Suddenly Ryan's cell phone starts to ring... Ryan reaches into his pocket and answers his phone...) Ryan: Hey baby, what's up? (You can see Shane and Justin laughing in the background.) Ryan: Yeah, I should be home in a little while... I'm in the limo now... We might go get in a work out or something though... (Shane and Justin are still laughing as Dice tries to tell them to be quiet...) Ryan: Yes baby, I'll be home in a few hours... Talk to you then... (silence) Ryan: Love you too... (Ryan hangs up the phone and sees that Justin and Shane are still laughing...) Ryan: What? (Shane Laughs) Shane: You suck man.... You see? Me and Justin are smart... We still live it up like fuckin players, while your ass is eating dinner and watching probably fucking Titanic with your wife (Ryan just laughs and shakes his head) Shane: You're fuckin whipped man.... I sympathize.... Justin: You sympathize? I give this fool no pity man, just look at him with his puppy dogg eyes and baby face, he could be the playa among playas if he wanted to, but what does he do? He trades it in for commitment...did you see the girl I was with last night Ryan? Bomb receptionist...the night before it was Jessica...the weekend before that...Sunny...that's just the way us playa's roll (Ryan laughs) Ryan: It's good to know you've been checking me out Playa... (Ryan laughs again) Ryan: Seriously though man, I used to be a playa like you guys... I mean, you should hear the stories about me and JC back in EBW... Legendary shit... But, all that's behind me man... Just look at Kate, what else do I need? Besides man, we love each other... Shane: Shit look at me man. I never get have to get tired.... Just yesterday, in Cali, I got 5 women. 5! Not one like you're stuck with till death till you part. I fucked 5 women! And you know what? Tonight.... I got two hot fucking flight attendants man.... Two! Man thank God I didn't make a mistake of marriage.... I'd fucking kill myself Justin: For real huh? Put it this way boys, being a playa is hard work, but whipping some ass in the ring Sunday night, isn't even going to be a contest....NGR needs to face the facts...the three hottest men in wrestling are stepping into the ring tomorrow to prove one point, that The Trilogy is the best in the fucking planet (The limo then stops and everyone hops out of the car and walks towards the double doors...) Justin: Let's beat these bitches... {The scene ends with all three men walking into the building as the scene fades} |