{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice walking into the arena where Payback will be held... Ryan past a few road agents and he is about to get to the locker room area when he is approached by WuW reporter, John Rathers...} John: Mr. Dice, could I please get a moment of your time? Ryan: Sure Dick, go ahead... John: Actually, my name is John... John Rathers... Ryan: I know... (A huge smirk appears on Ryan's face as John just shakes the insult off and prepares to start the interview) John: Let me start by asking the question on a lot of people's mind as of late... Where have you been for the past few days? Ryan: I took a little vacation with my wife, which is actually none of your business... John: OK, but why would you take a vacation at a time like this? There is the Pay-Per-View coming up this Sunday and Barty wants to kill you for what you and the Trilogy did to his knee... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Do you honestly think that I'm scared of that washed up loser? The guy wasn't even that great when he was in his prime... Shit, I think I recall beating his ass once or twice back in the old WXW... The same fed in which I won the World Title and Barty never accomplished shit! See, Barty likes to talk about me being a Barty B. Badd wannabe, when the truth is... He's nothing but a Ryan Dice wannabe... I mean, the guy even dressed up as me for Halloween for crying out loud... (Ryan laughs) John: I think he meant that as a joke... Ryan: Yeah right... Barty wakes up in the mirror every morning and do you know what he asks himself? John: No, but I'm sure you're going to tell me... Ryan: He asks himself this... (Ryan pulls a small compact mirror out of his pocket as John looks on...) Ryan (In a really bad English accent): Mirror mirror on the wall, who is the greatest wrestler in all the world? (Ryan starts to move the mirror around like it's talking back) Ryan (In a slow deep voice): Your World Champion, Rollin' Ryan Dice... Ryan (Still mocking Barty): What? What in the bloody hell does he have that I don't? Ryan (Slow deep voice): Talent, good looks, the World Title, a beautiful wife, he's also the leader of the best stable that the UK has ever seen... Ryan (Mocking Barty): Okay! So, I may not be in me prime anymore and I may not look my best anymore... But, I'm still good... Aren't I? Ryan (Mirror voice): No, you suck worst than that little bitch, Crusher... (Ryan slides the mirror back into his pocket and looks at John who just shakes his head in disbelief...) Ryan: What's wrong Johnny? Does the truth hurt? John: The Truth? Ryan: Yeah, the truth... You know, the thing that never comes out of Barty's mouth... The funny thing about Barty is, he really thinks that he's better than me... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: I don't know who the hell put that in his head, but they must have been retarded or something because lets look at the facts for a second... What in the blue hell has Barty B. Badd ever accomplished? Who gives a shit if he beat some losers in this fed before... When he came to America he got his ass handed to him... I made myself a damn legend in America! I am a former WXW World Champion! And the current WuW World Champion... Barty is a battered and bruised shadow of the man he used to be... I'm just coming into my prime and he thinks that he can step into the ring with me and actually stand a chance? He can barely stand! John: I guess you are referring to his knee injury... That was caused my none other than yourself and the Trilogy... Ryan: Wow, good guess Einstein... John: Well, Barty may not be a one hundred percent coming into this match, but you certainly can't underestimate him either... Ryan: This isn't an estimate... I know that I can beat Barty... He's not as good as I am now and he never was as good as me... This Sunday at Payback... I'm going to end Barty B. Badd's career once and for all! There will be no comebacks... Barty said it himself, I'm the best damn technical wrestler to ever step foot into a wrestling ring and if I can dominate my opponents in normal matches, what do you think I'm going to do to Barty inside the hell in the cell? I'm going to beat the living shit out of Barty, then I'm going to wake him up so I can do it again... Barty fucked with me once and I sent him to the hospital... Next time I won't be so nice... I'll break the leg... John: But, inside the cell the rest of the Trilogy won't be able to help you out... Ryan: Look Dick, I don't need any help... How many times do I have to tell you that? Barty is nothing more than a washed up has been who is jealous of me because I'm stealing his spotlight... I've seen Barty's last promo and he said that all the big stars have left since I got here... You damn right they left! I ran them all off! HCK didn't want any part of me... Prime Time packed his bag and went home... I put Barty in the hospital... He says that the WuW is his fed, but I've already told the world that the WuW belongs to the Trilogy and like it or not that's the way it's going to be as long as I have this belt around my waist... (Ryan pats the World Title belt that is draped over his shoulder) John: But, if Barty wins the world title that would change the balance of power... Ryan: Don't you ever listen Dick? I said Barty doesn't stand a chance... As a matter of fact, I kinda feel sorry for the guy... I mean, he's putting an all new meaning to the term Handicap match... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: But, just because I'm a nice guy and all... I'll let Barty bring his wheelchair down to the ring this Sunday... (Ryan laughs again) John: Okay, I think I'm about done with this interview... Ryan: You reporters never learn do you? You don't end a Ryan Dice interview... Ryan Dice ends a Ryan Dice interview... (Ryan pushes John Rathers out of the camera's view and looks right into the camera) Ryan: Barty, I'm giving you fair warning now... Don't step inside that cage this Sunday... Because I'm going to seriously hurt you... You've gotten yourself in way over your head and you don't even realize it... You're not the same man that you used to be Barty... You're not in your prime anymore and everyone knows it... The smart thing for you to do is, swallow your pride and stay home because if you show up I'm going to finish what I started on that knee and I'll see to it that you never walk again... Now, if that's what you want then wobble your ass down to the ring this Sunday and I'll show you why I'm Your World Champion, Rollin' Ryan Dice... {Ryan flashes a quick grin at the camera before walking out of it's view as the scene fades to black} |