{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice and "The PTP" Justin Owens chillen at Ryan's crib... Owens is sitting on the couch with the remote in his hand, watching the American Sports channel on Ryan's super big screen TV... You can see Ryan in the background coming back from the fridge with two ice cold Bacardi Silvers in his hand... Ryan hands Justin one and sits down on a near by recliner... Ryan pops open his beer and looks over at Justin who is staring at the TV...} Ryan: Dude, what the hell are you watching? Justin: Can't you tell? I'm watching the greatest college football team in the nation kick the living hell out of Washington State! Okay maybe not kick the living hell out of them, but they beat them by 3 in OT...Serves the damn Cougars right... Ryan: The who? Man, college football sucks... (At that point Justin Owens stops drinking his Bacardi and sets it down gently on the table...he looks up at Ryan...) Justin: Dude College Football is the only pure football around, I got scouted and signed verbally to FSU before I decided to wrestle...man I can't believe you just said that Ryan: Calm down man, that shit's all fake anyway... (Ryan laughs as Justin shakes his head jokingly and takes another drink...) Justin: But shoot man, this just goes to show you that upsets can happen all the time..I mean Huskies weren't even ranked...and they beat the #3 team in the nation...just how every fool in Britain likes SVD so damn much when they don't understand that SVD is worthless, that he hasn't cut a decent promo in the past 2 months, he's going downhill Ryan, and HCK is just going to be the rock that sinks him (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Man, I wouldn't even sweat those losers if I were you... HCK is a joke and so is that little overexcited ass wipe, Sam Van Dam... Justin: For real, I mean have you seen the junk he's put out as of late? I mean it seriously isn't even worth watching. When I challenged him when I first got here, I saw a man who I thought would be a challenge, someone who I thought would give me something to shoot for, something to look forward to, but what has he done since I challenged him huh? What has he done? NOTHING. The first promo I swear he stole from the Hooked on Phonics library (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Hooked on Phonics? Justin: Seriously dude, if you watch their promo carefully, they couldn't pronounce half the words right, they didn't make sense, no matter what they tried to do, whether it was attempting to insult me, or just saying one of his stupid worthless catch phrases. The guy isn't proving jack shit to me and it's getting on my nerves, if I am going to win the UK title...I want it to be a tight match...not some piece of shit nothing match against a man who freakin points to his damn head with his thumbs, I mean what kind of freakin loser does that? Ryan: Actually, that kind of reminds me of another wrestler from that other federation... But, I think I'm going to leave that alone... Anyway, what's up with him and Stone Cold Chenko? They buddy buddy now or something? Justin: I think they are a little more "buddy buddy" than the camera catches dog. But in all seriousness...HCK has done what in this fed? STUCK AROUND. Everyone acts like because he's been here for so damn long that it makes him a superstar...look at D'Lo Brown man, dude's been around for what? Ages and what's the best he's done? European title and gets JOBBED...just like HCK will do soon. It's sad that people give him the false credit he doesn't deserve, and that they can seriously cheer for a man who imitates Stone Cold, and then RVD is stupid enough to let him train him, I mean how retarded can you be? Ryan: Dude, did you just say RVD? Justin: Did I just say RVD? Shit man that's what you get when you blatantly steal another man's name, attitude, attire...sha'll I go on? You see that's what WuW lacks, originality, you see The Trilogy, we made it through the ranks being ourselves, kicking ass the way that we kick ass and beating fools down with what God gave us... Ryan: Pure talent! Justin: You damn right (Ryan and Justin laugh and Ryan kills the rest of his Bacardi...) Ryan: Dude, this Pay-Per-View is going to be awesome... Because there is no way in hell that I'm going to lose my World Title to Barty B. Bitch... And Shane is definitely not losing the IC Title... Not to mention the fact that you'll be the new UK Champion... Then, if anyone thinks that the Trilogy is not the most dominate force in WuW, they must be retarded or something... Justin: Well look at it this way, Barty B. Badd is one of the main reasons NGR are alive. The only reason they still breath is because they feed off the shit that Barty has to say. You beat the hell out of Barty B. Badd for the World Title this Sunday night, then you prove to the world how worthless the NGR are. I mean come on dude, KO Freakin Kidd headlines matches...it just shows you that NOBODIES in NGR turn good...I mean look at Crusher? Put it this way, stop Barty B Bad, stop None Gifted Rookies...or whatever their names are (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Dude, did you see their new member? Justin: No...but do I dare ask... Ryan: I'm not sure if you know this guy or not but he used to be in the old WXW... His name is Joey Kross... Justin: Joey Kross...Joey Kross...the name rings a bell...but I'm not sure if I've seen him in the ring at all...he any good? Ryan: I wouldn't sweat him... The kid has some potential, but with him taking advice from that washed up loser, Barty B. Badd... I don't see him going very far... Justin: So let's be serious here for a minute okay? Let's think about your match, cause let's be serious okay? My match with SVD is locked up okay? That ladder is going to be used for more than one thing...But I'll be damned if I see you lose the World Title to Barty B. Badd due to an interference or some whacked shit like that...are you sure your ready for this bro? (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Am I ready? Dude, don't you remember what we did to Barty's knee? The guy can barely walk... And even if he was one hundred percent, he couldn't beat me... It's like I've said before... Barty is just a washed up loser who wasn't even that good in his prime... The only reason he's loved around here is because he kisses the fan's asses and he beat a few nobodies back in his younger days... I'm more than ready for this match man... I'm going to cripple Barty B. Badd for good... And I can't see how any of his NGR bitches could help him out... We'll be inside the cell... But, if someone gets involved I'm sure you and Shane will have my back... Right? Justin: Dude, I already have your back, anything to take out that miserable piece of shit Barty like we did last month man, it's going to be simple. Just think about this for a second okay? Barty doesn't even deserve this title shot, so deep down inside, you know he's feeling lucky right now, so that's going to effect him whether he likes it or not ya know? Ryan: Yeah... Luck isn't going to help him this Sunday though... Justin: Luck will have nothing to do with this match, when you are stuck inside a cell man, there's nowhere to run, if he tries to climb out what good's it going to do him? I mean think about this okay, from what I've heard, Barty's gone through his career picking up nothing wins by cheating or interference, this time neither one can really happen because it's no DQ, no Interference... Ryan: Exactly... It's going to be me and him inside that cage and I'm going to beat his ass down and finish what we started on his knee last month... Shit, by the time I'm done with him, he's going to look like Ken Shamrock after Tito Ortiz beat the shit out of him Friday Night... Justin: Oh shit man I never saw that, Tito won then I suppose? Ryan: Dude, Ken Shamrock looked like he got hit by a fucking bus or something... He didn't even stand a chance... Just like Barty B. Badd doesn't stand a chance against me this Sunday... Justin: Hell no he doesn't...for once in his career he's going to understand true pain, and true punishment, he can just look at what we did to him last month as a pre-game interview...and this is the real deal...oh shit did you know my match was a ladder match? Ryan: Nah dude, I didn't hear that... You ever been in one of those before? Justin: Back in the day in JWA I was in a couple, but nothing against anybody that was any good. I mean this is going to be the first national televised ladder match of my career, I've heard this shit ends guys lives in wrestling, but then again, I am "The Prime Time Playa" and I'm not a normal man (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Yeah, it can end careers... But, I've been in a few before... I'm still breathing... Justin: Good call, to be quite honest I think they get a lot more hype then they are worth, I mean it can't be that hard. But everyone in this stupid country knows that the biggest insult that could ever happen would be for them to lose their beloved title to a man like me...I mean can you imagine me being the champion of The United Kingdom? Dude I'd be higher than the Queen! Ryan: The Queen? Dude, didn't she die or something? Justin: Who the hell knows, this whole country has gone to hell since Diana died... (Justin stops and looks around...Ryan stares at him confused) Justin: Dude it's almost like you mention Diana's death around here you might get shot....I was chillen yesterday getting some AMERICAN food at a corner store and I mentioned that I thought Diana wasn't as good of a princess as she was made out to be...the dude took my shit back man (Ryan bursts into laughter) Ryan: The bitch was probably a slut anyway... Justin: Wouldn't shock me, I don't see what she did so damn good, this place is still a baron wasteland...they can't even speak right or defend themselves without The United States help...but dude we better keep this shit down, Barty's probably nuttin in his fuckin wrestling tights thinking about the bitches dead body (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Thinking of her dead body? Dude, I think you've been watching too much of that WWE bullshit... Anyway man, Kate needs to hurry... She said she was just going down to the mall to pick up a new dress for dinner tonight and she's been gone for like three hours now... Justin: Yeah, Rachel has been gone for a while to, was she with Kate? Or did they decide to do separate stuff? Ryan: I think she left with Kate... Damn women, I can't believe I let her take my Visa Gold Card and I didn't go with her... I'm going to be paying on this bill for the next three months... Luckily, I get a huge ass bonus for being the World Champion... (Ryan laughs) Justin: Shit man I got a bonus when I signed, but I think that Bonus is like half of what you make in a week, so it's all good (Justin laughs and kills his Bacardi) Justin: But damn man, Rachel is pretty tight, I might be able to stick with her for more than one night... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Good for you man... Thinking about settling down, huh? (Justin laughs) Justin: Are you fucking kidding me? Dude the day that Justin Owens settles down is the day that Rollin' Ryan Dice gets a jog as a state senator back in The United States...and we all know that's out of the question (Ryan smiles and shakes his head) Ryan: Dude, have you seen Shane lately? Justin: Naw man, I haven't seen him since our last match...you? Ryan: No, I saw him on TV the other day but I haven't talked to him in a few days... He probably took another trip to America or something... You know he loves those American strip clubs... (Ryan and Justin laugh) Justin: Dude the guy loves any strip clubs, you get him around naked women...it's over Ryan: For real... He's a fucking sexaholic... (Justin starts to laugh and almost can't contain himself as Ryan sits there staring at him...) Justin: Did you just say sexaholic? Is that even a word? Funny as hell but a word? Ryan: Shit dude, I don't know... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: It would be fucking funny if it were a real word though... Then there would be Sexaholic Anonymous Meetings... Justin: Shit man, I'd be like the member of the month each month...they'd just have pictures of myself all up on their walls (Justin and Ryan laugh as Kate and a beautiful blonde with a phat ass rack and an ass to match walks in... She is obviously Justin's date for the night...) Ryan: Took you girls long enough... Justin: But goddamn it's worth the wait Kate: Sorry baby, I couldn't decide which dress I wanted so I bought all three... (Ryan shakes his head and looks over to Justin) Ryan: I told you she'd kill my card... (Justin laughs and stands up and stretches and walks over to Rachel and gives her a kiss, he looks down noticing she's wearing a very expensive pair of shoes...) Justin: Damn girl when did you buy this shit? Rachel: I didn't, Kate bought them for me! (Justin and Ryan stare at each other and back up at Kate who is heard only laughing from the kitchen bringing them out more drinks) Ryan: You're never leaving this house with my credit card again... (Kate smiles) Kate: Calm down baby, it's not like we don't have the money to spend... Ryan: Damn Justin, never get married dude... Damn women spend all your money... (Ryan and Justin laugh as Kate playfully punches Ryan in the shoulder...) Justin: At least you don't have to worry about her kicking your ass...and don't, the Prime Time Playa will never settle down... (At that point Justin looks over at Rachel who is giving him the "oh you won't" look...Justin quickly goes for a cover up and looks at the TV screen) Justin: Check that shit out, UW won Rach...who would have thought (Ryan just shakes his head and laughs) Ryan: Anyway, You guys all ready? I've got reservations for that place downtown... It's supposed to be the shit... Justin: Yeah I'm ready as I'm gonna be Kate: Yeah baby, let's go... {They all leave the room as the scene fades to black}