{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice relaxing at home with his beautiful wife, Kate... They are both sitting at home watching the WuW 24hr channel when Ryan becomes bored with the nonsense from the normal jobbers like Derek Draven... Ryan goes to grab the remote control from the coffee table to change the channel when Kate stops him...} Kate: Look Ryan, isn't that the loser that you have to face this Sunday? (Ryan looks up at the TV and smiles) Ryan: Yeah, that's the bitch... (Ryan puts the remote control down and watches the promo with a grin on his face... When it ends he turns the TV off and starts laughing...) Kate: What's so funny Ryan? Ryan: What's so funny? Did you not just see the same bullshit that I saw? Kate: Yeah, but I thought you'd be mad... Ryan: Why the hell would I be mad? All he did was talk out of his ass... I mean, what was his big insults? The Trilogy is gay? (Ryan bursts into laughter...) Ryan: Yeah, I'm a big fag... (Ryan continues to laugh) Kate: Well, I know you're not gay but what about the rest of the world? They might believe Prime Time... Ryan: Kate, you think I give a shit what the rest of the world thinks? I mean, I have a beautiful wife and back in my day I used to be one hell of a player... (Kate looks at Ryan with an angry look on her face...) Ryan: Sorry baby, I didn't mean to bring up old shit but damn... Prime Time is a fucking idiot... Shane is the fucking pimp of all pimps and Justin goes through bitches like I go through socks... But we're gay... (Ryan laughs and shakes his head in disbelief... Suddenly there is a knock at the door...) Ryan: That must be Shane... Him and Amber are supposed to be coming with us tonight... Kate: Well, get the door... (Ryan stands up and walks over to the door... Ryan opens the door and finds none other than WuW's pain in the ass reporter, Larry Hall...) Ryan: Harry, what in the fuck are you doing here? Larry: The name is Larry sir... Not Fish The Bitch... Not Harry Falls... Larry! (Ryan looks confused for a second and then smiles) Ryan: Yeah, whatever Harry... So, what the hell do you want? (Larry shakes his head in disgust before answering) Larry: I wanted to get your comments on your match this Sunday with Prime Time... He's done a whole bunch of promos and you have yet to do one interview... Ryan: Hey, I'm a busy man... What can I say... (Ryan leads Larry into the living room and motions for him to have a seat on a recliner right next to the sofa where Kate is sitting... Ryan sits down right next to Kate...) Ryan: Hey baby, why don't you go get ready for dinner while I do this interview with Harry... (Larry starts to say something but realizes that it will do no good...) Kate: Okay baby... (Kate stands up and gives Ryan a huge kiss before walking out of the room... Ryan motions for Larry to start the interview...) Larry: Okay Mr. Dice... I'm pretty sure you've had a chance to see Prime Time's latest promos and his accusations towards you and the Trilogy... Ryan: Yeah, I saw everything that the bitch had to say and I'm not even mad about it... Actually I think it's funny how a man his age could be so fucking ignorant... I mean, he talks about how he is so great and how he wants a piece of me and all that bullshit... But, if memory serves me correct... When I first got here he was running and hiding from me like a little bitch... He wants to blame me for getting him arrested? (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Shit, I was more than willing to kick his ass that night... I didn't have a damn thing to do with him getting arrested and if you ask me, he got himself arrested because he was scared to face me... I mean, why the hell did he stay in jail for so long? Couldn't he just bail out? I mean, he was just a suspect, it's not like he was proven guilty... But, maybe he knew that if he stayed in jail he wouldn't have to face me... So what did he do? He stayed in jail and probably took it up the ass from some big black dude named Bubo... And he waited for the perfect time to take advantage of me... I mean shit... I've just been through one of the most brutal matches ever witnessed in WuW and I've got two broken ribs... a busted up knee and not to mention the sixteen stitches in my head... Now Prime Time wants to act like a big bad ass because he sees that I'm hurt... But fuck that... I may be banged up and nowhere near one hundred percent but I'll still be able to kick Prime Time's ass because he ain't shit but a washed up has been just like HCK... Larry: Speaking of HCK... He mentioned something about HCK should come out of retirement and join the Trilogy... Only change the name to the Job Squad... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: See what I mean about ignorance... Prime Time thinks he's real fucking cool with all his gay jokes and his smart ass comments but what he doesn't realize is that none of his shit even makes sense... I mean, the Trilogy being called the Job Squad? Are you fucking kidding me? I'm Your World Champion and Justin Owens is the UK Champion... Not to mention the fact that Shane Taylor just lost his IC Title last week and he's already about to get it back this week... That means that The Trilogy will be covered in gold while Prime Time will still be covered in shit... Larry: Can you comment on the backstage rumors going around about you not giving Prime Time a title shot because you are scared of him? (Ryan laughs again) Ryan: Listen up Harry, I don't make the matches around here... Damo does and he made the match a non title match because what the hell has Prime Time done around here lately? I mean, he's been taking in up the ass in prison for the last month and he thinks he can just walk back into WuW and get title shots? You have to earn title shots and if he somehow manages to beat me this Sunday then I'll be more than happy to give him a shot at my title... Larry: What about the rumors about you being WuW's most overrated superstar? Ryan: Oh, I'm overrated now? (Ryan laughs and shakes his head...) Ryan: It's pretty funny how shit works out... I mean back in the States when I couldn't break out of the IC leagues I was always called underrated and now when I come to the UK and beat the shit out of all their heroes, I'm overrated... You know what I call that Harry? Larry: What? Ryan: Pure and simple jealousy... I mean, everyone wishes that they could be where I'm at right now... I'm the World Champion, I've got a fine ass wife, I'm a part of the best damn stable that the UK has ever seen, and they all wish it was them... Larry: There is no doubt that the Trilogy has a lot of talent but many would argue that NGR is better... Ryan: Yeah and they're all members of NGR... By the way, how many members do they have in that group now? Three hundred and thirty-seven? Larry: Well, I don't think it's quite that many... Ryan: Shut up dumbass... You know what I meant... They have like half the fed walking around sporting NGR shirts, why? Because it's going to take every single one of them to try and stop the Trilogy! All we need is three members and we are still the best damn stable that the UK has ever seen... We don't need twenty jobbers like Crusher and Steve Murdock running around with us because we only want the best on our side... Larry: Well, what about Brian Graves? Is he a member of the Trilogy now? Ryan: No... Brian Graves is not a member of the Trilogy and he's not even a member of WuW... I mean, he's got a one match contract and that's it... When that match will be is up to Damo... But after that, it's back to ECWL for my man BG... Larry: What was the reasoning for BG's interference at Payback? I mean the last time we saw the two of you at the same place, you and Barty were beating his ass with a chair at the last ever XWD Pay-Per-View... Ryan: Yeah, it's pretty funny how things work out isn't it... I mean, I never thought I'd see Brian at Payback, but I'm glad he was there because me and him go way back... We were best friends at one time and it was because of me that the friendship was ended... So, I'm glad he showed up at Payback and after talking to him last night, it's good to see that we can but the past behind us and continue being friends... Now, he may not have a long term contract with WuW but I'm sure we'll keep in touch with each other and sooner or later will be on the same side again... Whether it's me leaving this God forsaken place to go back to the US or it's him finally realizing that the ECWL Staff is filled with pricks and dumbasses and jumping over to the UK.... Larry: Okay, now that we've got that out of the way... Let's get back to your match with Prime Time... It's been over a month since he's been in the ring... Are you counting on him having ring rust? Ryan: I don't give a shit about ring rust... Shit, he wasn't that good before he left anyway... He's just Like Barty... The fans loved him because he said all the things that they wanted to heard and they beat up on a few losers like HCK... WOW! Big deal... I'm from XWD/ECWL... I'm used to facing people like Brian Graves, Genocide, Necron, Arnold Layne, Jugernaut... The list goes on and on... But the point is, I've busted my ass my entire career and I never gave a shit what the fans thought... I couldn't care less whether they love me or hate me... So, it doesn't matter to me if they're behind Prime Time... I've been up against real talent while Prime Time has been beating people like SVD and HCK... Now Prime Time thinks that he can just walk in to the arena and kick my ass... He's got another thing coming because Rollin' Ryan Dice is two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and that's not just a catch phrase, it's the fucking truth... I'm not known as the best damn technical wrestler to ever live for nothing... I earned that name by out wrestling the best damn wrestlers in the world... Larry: Yes indeed, I have heard many stories about your matches from the US, but that doesn't mean Prime Time isn't good... He's had his fair share of great match ups... Ryan: Yeah, I'm sure him and Steve Murdock had some real show stealers back in the day... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Prime Time is a joke and just because he shows his damn face on TV every five minutes doesn't mean that he's going to win the match... I've never been intimidated by anyone before and I'm not going to start letting bitches like Prime Time intimidate me now... So, let him keep on with all his little jokes and his dumbass thirty minute speeches that mean absolutely shit... Because come this Sunday, there will be no time for talking... I may be injured, but I'm still going to make Prime Time wish he was still in jail being ass raped by Big Bubo... (Just as Ryan finishes his sentence, Kate walks into the room wearing nothing but a towel... Larry's jaw hits the floor as Kate looks over to him and laughs...) Kate: I didn't realize Larry was still here... But if you want to take a shower before dinner I'll be waiting for you in the bathroom... (A huge grin spreads across Ryan's face as Kate walks off down the hallway again...) Ryan: Uhh Harry... I have to go... Larry: I don't blame you... Ryan: What was that? Larry: Uhh, I said thanks for your time... {Larry shows himself out and Ryan is scene taking his shirt off, making his way towards the bathroom as the scene fades to another shitty ass Prime Time promo...}