{Scene opens with a jet black Escalade Limo pulling up to a very expensive looking restaurant... They even have to red carpet thing going on... Total star treatment... The Limo comes to a stop and the driver quickly jumps out and opens the back door... Suddenly Ryan Dice's beautiful wife steps out of the Limo in a nice black dress... She is soon followed by none other than Your World Champion, Rollin' Ryan Dice, who's wearing a black tuxedo... The Limo drives off and the two start to make their way towards the entrance... They walk up to the front desk} Ryan: Excuse me, we have a reservation... Hostess: Name? Ryan: Ryan Dice, table for four... Hostess: Okay, here you are... (The hostest motions for a near by waitress to show Ryan and Kate to their table... She leads them over to a nice table in the right hand corner of the restaurant and they both have a seat) Waitress: What would you like to drink this evening? Ryan: Get us a bottle of your best wine... And we have a couple of friends joining us, so add a bottle of Absinthe... Waitress: Okay, would you like to wait until your guests arrive to order or would you like to order now? Ryan: We'll wait... Waitress: Okay, I'll be right back with your whine... (The waitress walks away from the table to get the wine.) Kate: This is a great restaurant Ryan... Ryan: Shit, for the money they charge to eat here, it better be great... Kate: You're such a cheap skate... Ryan: Nah, If I was a cheap skate we would be at Burger King right now... (They both laugh.) Kate: Shane and Amber need to hurry, I'm hungry... Ryan: Me too, Shane's always late... Kate: Well, what about Justin? Is he coming? Ryan: I doubt it, he still hasn't called me... (The waitress returns with the two bottles of wine and four glasses. She sets them on the table and Ryan quickly grabs a bottle and pops the cork...) Waitress: Will that be all for now? Ryan: Yeah... (The waitress walks away as Ryan pours Kate and himself each a glass... Ryan quickly kills his glass and pours himself another...) Kate: Slow down Ryan, I don't want you to get drunk... You know how you get when you drink and Shane's going to be here... I would like to not be banned from this place... (Ryan just laughs and takes a sip of his wine... Just as Ryan puts his glass down the scene fades to the outside of the restaurant where a red sports car pulls up out front. The driver side door opens as "Sir Psycho Sexy" Shane Taylor steps out from the car. Shane walks over to the other side of the car and lets out to be what seems to be his girlfriend, Amber out of the car. They walk in and reach the hostess) Hostess: Sir, do you have a reservation....? Shane: I think people are waiting for us.... Table of 4 for Ryan Dice... Hostess: Oh yes sir... Follow me.... (The hostess leads Shane and Amber to their table... They reach the table as they see Ryan and Kate sitting at their table browsing through the menus. Shane laughs) Shane: Sorry we're late.... Traffic was a bitch.... (Shane and Amber both laugh softly. Dice just shakes his head and laughs) Ryan: Figures... Kate: Well, have a seat... We've already ordered the wine... We were waiting on you guys to order the food... (Shane looks down and smirks) Shane: Absinthe.... You two know me well..... (Shane and Amber take their seats. Immediately, Shane pours himself a glass of Absinthe) Amber: Couldn't wait, could you? (Shane laughs) Shane: Nope... (Shane takes a sip and has bit of a bitter look on his face) Shane: What the fuck is this shit...? This shit is weak... Ryan: Weak? We ordered Absinthe... Shane: Obviously this place serves cheap absinthe. Like generic coke and shit. Coca Cola is cola cola... Shit like faygo isn't... (Shane smirks) Shane: And Absinthe is absinthe... Nothing compares.... And compared to the absinthe I drink... This shit sucks... (Takes another sip and still can't stand the taste) Kate: I'm surprised you didn't bring your famous emergency bottle with you... (Everyone laughs except for Shane) Shane: Well, I'll know better next time... But anyway... Before we left... I decided to put on the TV while Amber was getting ready... And that dumbass Wrath comes on the TV and damn... What a dumbass.... He think just because he pulls of an upset, He thinks he's the damn king of the world or something. And it doesn't matter... He could feel like King Louie... George... Whatever.... He's gonna feel first hand... Not to fuck around with Sir Psycho Sexy... And his corny ass disses won't go unnoticed neither.... As stupid as they.... And I'm not going to hurt him because I'm offended. Because to be honest guys...
(Shane smirks)
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