{The scene opens up inside Ryan Dice's crib in England where you can see WuW World Champion Rollin' Ryan Dice and ECWL's World Champion Brian Graves sitting down on two bar stools, then lean over the counter and there are two tabs sitting there...one for Skky Blue and the other for Corona. Brian Graves just looks up and smiles...} BG: Holy shit man, I can't believe you put in a freakin bar down here man...and the genius about it is, you put tabs of Corona and Skky Blue...This freakin rocks... Ryan: Fucking right man... You can afford things like this when your the World Champ, you know? (Ryan laughs and shakes his head) Ryan: Who the fuck am I talking to about being a World Champion? (They both laugh) Ryan: But at least the fed where I hold my title is still actually open... (Ryan laughs) BG: Yeah laugh it up dick, I mean come on I was actually shocked it stayed open as long as it did, I'm the only goddamn person over there beyond JC, Kross and SSb that actually meant a damn. I held that freakin company on my back for as long as I can remember, and what do I get for it? Dice being a moron and closing the place. Well hell it's not my fault, I never lost, I even kicked Kilo's ass in the Only Tower of Terror match, making me the greatest wrestler in...THE WORLD (Brian laughs and smiles...) BG: Taking a page out of my good friend Chris Jericho's book (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Yeah man, I had a bad feeling about ECWL from the start... That's why I stayed my ass in WuW... But oh well, I'm not going to sit around a beat a dead horse... ECWL's dead and for once I can honestly say that it was time for it to go... I saw a few shows and from what JC told me, it wasn't even in the same ballpark as the original ECWL... BG: No, and it never will be, I mean ECWL back in the day would have blown WuW out of the water, and I'm not even kidding around with you, BG would be exclusive to the old ECWL if it was around, the mid carder there would whoop our ass (Brian laughs) BG: Okay maybe not mine, but possibly yours (Brian laughs again and Ryan just shakes his head) BG: But seriously, like you said, what's gone is gone and we aren't bringing it back no matter what we do, and so we might as well just face the facts and move on, just like we need to move on this Sunday night, we got a huge tag team match ahead of us, 6 man right? Ryan: Yep... With that P-X fool... Sounds like an easy night... Prime Time is a bitch and so is Barty... They aren't even on my level man... And Chris Violence... Well, that's your old boy from the Mutiny, so I won't say nothing... (Ryan laughs) BG: Yeah, I don't know why I have to go up against Violence, I mean shit did get out of hand yesterday, and Violence did get involved in shit he shouldn't have, but the dudes simply trying to make a name for himself, but you can trash talk him all you want to, he's the guy who tried to fuck you over Ryan: For real man, I don't even know why we ever let that bitch in the Mutiny man... I know he's your boy and all but the dude is garbage man... BG: I don't know, but then again who wasn't allowed in The Mutiny? It ended up being this huge disgrace instead of an elite group like it should have been, it should have stuck with BG, Ryan Dice, Ghost and Angel, that was the solid core, none of this Psycho, Adrean, Frost and Violence BS Ryan: Yeah, I'll agree with you there man... We were a little over crowded, but I guess I can understand how that could happen I mean ever since we started the Trilogy, everyone wants to be a part of it... But fuck that, I learned from your mistakes... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Anyway man, that's not even the point... My point is, Chris Violence doesn't mean shit to me man... He was a bitch back then and he's still a little two faced bitch now... Your boy or not, he gets in my way again and he'll end up fucked up... BG: Hey dude if he gets in your way again you have my approval to whoop his ass...not that you need it anyways (Brian laughs) BG: But seriously dude, this is a match and business is business, Chris knows this as well as anybody that if you agree to a match, that all friendships are put aside, the only thing I personally won't do is shit talk the dude, but I will get inside the ring and beat his ass like he's never had a beating before in his entire life. Put it this way bro, if Violence thinks that simply because me and him are tight that I'm going to lay off him, that's bullshit, I don't care what these fucking British Morons want to see, if they want to see me go back and team with Chris and take your ass out, then fuck them, this isn't the Brian Grave's they know and love from ECWL, this is Brian Graves version WuW...damn man I'm stealing hella WWE lines tonight (Brian laughs) Ryan: For real man, but don't worry... It happens a lot here in WuW... (Both men laugh) Ryan: I mean, just looks at SVD, HCK, Wildfire... Oops, Owens ran that little bitch off... But, you get my point, right? BG: Yeah I feel you man, it's like we're in the land of rip offs, and that bullshit that I heard about some people starting the nWo...new world order...I mean come on man give me a fucking break, anyways that's not the point, the point is that Violence is just one of the three men who are going to get their asses HANDED to them this Sunday night by me, you and our fellow bad ass The Shady Outlaw P-X Ryan: Yeah, I'm just not sure where P-X is coming from... I mean, I'm not going to disrespect the dude again, but let's just say I was fucking shocked to see him out there with us... I mean, we haven't been exactly friendly towards each other... (Ryan kills off the rest of his Skky Blue and refills his beer mug...) Ryan: Damn dude, this shit is pretty tight... I just better be careful not to let Shane get anywhere near this thing... He'd kill my supply... (Ryan laughs) BG: No doubt man, that boy drinks more than fucking George Bush's daughters (Brian and Ryan laugh) BG: But anyways dude, about P-X, I don't know the dude, so I don't mind the dude, as long as he doesn't get in my way, I think we can get along just fine, as long as we can all three work together this Sunday, and keep our cool (Brian taps on Ryan's shoulder) BG: Then we don't have to worry about losing to three men who don't deserve to be facing us Ryan: You don't have to worry about me man... I don't have shit against P-X... He's actually one of the only WuW guys that I have respect for... I'm not saying I wouldn't kick his ass like a bitch if that time came, but as long as he keeps it cool and doesn't get in my way, I think everything will be cool... BG: Yeah, just keep your cool man, don't worry about P-X, from what I've seen, the man will do whatever it takes to win, and if that's the case, he should fit in well... (Brian finishes off his Corona and fills it with Skky Blue) BG: Man you are right, this shit rocks...but anyways who else is in the match? I forgot, all I remember is Violence... Ryan: Prime Time and Barty B. Bitch... BG: Oh God, Barty's in this match up? Didn't he figure the point out after you beat the living hell out of him in the match at Payback? And didn't he get the point when at the very end of his match Brian Graves made his anticipated arrival in WuW by kicking the living hell out of him? I mean you'd figure a guy would learn that you don't fuck with me more than once...I mean you were there in ECWL, the first one, you saw what I did to Barty all the matches we had, I mean I remember some historical matches that no one in gods name will ever be able to repeat, I mean we had the best 2 out of 3 falls, the third being on the roof of the arena...the famous IC title matches...the Championship match of the Us Title Tournament...I mean I could go on forever about the feud that we have going on... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Yeah, I was there man... I remember all that shit, that's why I don't understand why everyone loves Barty so much... I mean, he's not all that good... But, I guess compared to guys like Prime Time and HCK, he doesn't have to be that good to stand out... BG: Seriously. The people love him here because he's British, he's as pathetic as they are. I mean look at him in ECWL, he was hated by all...then he came to WuW and he's loved...I mean it's all politics with Barty B Bitchy (Ryan takes a drink of his Skky Blue and nods) Ryan: Yeah... I know exactly what you mean man... I couldn't give two shits and a fuck whether the British fans like me or not... Shit, I can't stand them so why should they like me? You know? (Ryan looks over to BG and grins...) Ryan: Oh, I forgot... You were always loved and cherished by the fans... (Ryan laughs) BG: Yeah, back in the United States it's a different story, I'll let the people love me there because it doesn't matter, I made so much goddamn money there that I put Billy Gates to shame. I was loved, love brought my products to sell, my products sold, I got profits...something I'm sure Barty is used to here, so in some ways we're on the same boat, the only difference is I have talent...he's screwed (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Shit dude, I won't lie... Back when I was in the Mutiny, I made a killing on Ryan Dice shirts... But, I can't complain... I still sell a few every now and then... But shit, I'm not worried about that... I'm perfectly happy with my World Title bonus... My paycheck has practically double since I won the title... BG: Yeah I know that feeling, like when I signed with XWD man, that signing bonus Blake gave me...damn man, some dudes would be happy to get that as a 4 year contract! (Brian laughs) BG: All that other shit was nothing...but a plus nonetheless...anyways back to Barty, that dude doesn't have a clue what he's in for Ryan: For real, you've beaten his ass when he was still in his prime and I beat his washed up ass in the hell in the cell... What the hell is it going to take before he realizes that he's just not as good as us... BG: Hopefully this Sunday's beating will finally imprint something in his head that it's time to move on, that his time at the top is over, he hit his prime in ECWL and I ruined it, I killed Barty's career and you officially put the tombstone on the mound of dirt that his sorry ass is buried in... all we have to do now is engrave it... Ryan: Yeah... Shouldn't be too hard... The guy's knee is practically useless thanks to me... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: And Prime Time... I'm not even sweating him man... When the match was signed he came out and did all these pathetic ass promos and thought he could hang with Your World Champion, Ryan Dice? Yeah right... I would've made his ass look like a bitch if all hell wouldn't have broke lose in that match... BG: Yeah that was some fucked up shit man, but like you said, we don't' need that shit to defeat fools like Prime Time, guys that think their mouths make the man...dude I could sit up here and talk forever about what I've done, who's ass I've kicked, why I kicked their ass and so fourth, but would it really make a difference? I mean shit dude you know damn well Ryan that if I wanted to talk about my accomplishments, we'd be here all night man, all fucking night. It's not a matter of how much we're going to kick Prime Time's ass, it's a matter of how LONG we're going to kick his ass. I mean the fool joined NGR, giving it at least one man who somehow in gods name is a main-eventer in this place...but dude like I said, there are certain people I placed on my "Hit List" and any NGR members are on it Ryan: For real man... Fuck NGR... The Trilogy is the only thing that matters here in WuW... NGR doesn't even compare to us man... And now with Owens running Wildfire's bitch ass out of here... Explicit content ain't shit... Well, they never were shit... So that's a bad example... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: But dude, we got this match all locked up... You just better not go soft on Violence and Kross better keep his ass out of it... BG: Dude, trust me Kross is cool with this whole thing I hope, I mean after last night I don't' think that he's best of friends with The Trilogy, but we were tag team champions in ECWL, we're a lot cooler than Violence and myself...Kross will keep to his business, trust me, me and him are entering the tag team turmoil match up anyways...you and Shane are teaming I'm assuming? Ryan: Wait, you're teaming with Kross? Dude, he's in fucking NGR... And yeah, me and Shane are taking the gold... BG: You didn't hear? Kross isn't in NGR! Ryan: What? BG: Hell no man, he's tight with KO Sissy and all, but that's about it... The last I heard he wasn't in NGR or shit like that, but if I do find out differently, fuck that shit man... Ryan: Dude, KO introduced him as the newest member of NGR... I mean, they have like fifty members, but I'm almost positive Kross is one of them... BG: Oh, well if I find out that he is, then he'll be pushed away... (Just then Brian's theme song is heard...Ryan looks confused when Brian pulls out his cell phone and laughs) BG: Man that's tight (He reaches down and answers it) BG: Hello Graves here...uh huh....really....I heard about that but wasn't sure....sweetnes bro....yeah I can do that...okay see you then...Peace (Brian hangs up his phone) BG: That was Justin Ryan: For real? What did he want? To tell you about owning the UK again? (Ryan laughs) BG: For once in his freakin life no (Brian laughs) BG: He actually mentioned that he's chillen with his new girl Seven right now, but that her friend Ashton wants to meet me since Seven through in some good words... (Ryan grins) Ryan: Sounds good... I mean, I saw those chicks and if I wasn't with Kate, I'd... (Brian coughs to cut Ryan off just as you hear a women's voice in the background) Kate: You'd do what? Ryan: I... I was just sating that I'm so glad I'm with you and I don't know what I'd do without you... (Ryan smiles as Kate gives him the "No nookie" look) Kate: Whatever Ryan... (Kate walks off down the hall as Ryan looks over to BG who's laughing his ass off...) Ryan: You could've warned me man... BG: What do you think I tried to do bro? What was I supposed to do? "Hey Ryan, don't talk about fucking random girls, your bomb ass wife is right there..." I mean dude you don't hear me saying I'd have a go at your wife if she wasn't married... Cause I would... (Suddenly a voice is heard) Kate: I heard that Brian (Brian stops and turns around and realizes their bedroom door is open) BG: Holy shit she's fucking everywhere (Ryan laughs) Ryan: For real man... But, let's get back to the match or something before I get myself in more trouble than I'm already in... BG: Yeah, I was just going to say that me and Ashton are about to kick it since me and Angel broke up, I mean imagine me and Ashton together, bombest girl, bombest... (Brian stops and looks at Ryan who's just staring at him) BG: Oh shit the match...yeah... (Brian quickly thinks) BG: Yeah we're going to beat their ass... Ryan: You and Angel broke up? BG: Yeah...I mean I love her still, and she's a great girl, if I was still in the states, things would be much different, but Brian Graves is officially a citizen of the UK, I'm trying to find a place to stay...speaking of which do you think I could crash here? I'll probably stay at Owen's place after tonight, but I figured since I'm here, why drive all the way out to nowhere... But yeah, since I'm in the UK, I can't have a fiance living thousands of miles away from me... So we ended on mutual grounds Ryan: Damn dude, that sucks... But, atleast Owens is hooking you up with Ashton I mean did you see those... (Ryan looks towards his bedroom door and smiles) Ryan: Arms... She looks like she could be a good wrestler... (They both laugh) Ryan: But dude, if you need a place to stay all you have to do is ask man... This place is huge and you're more than welcome to crash here for as long as you want... BG: Awesome man...Speaking of which I'm tired as a mother fucker, I think I'm about to get some sleep, Justin and Seven are going out tomorrow with Ashton I think and they want me to meet them, so i think that's the gameplan...so I'm about to just crash on the couch...good luck with Kate man, God knows you'll need it (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Thanks bro... And if you don't want top sleep on the couch... We have a guest bedroom down the hall, third door to your left man... Talk to you in the morning... I'm going see if I can't talk myself out of the dog house... (Kate's voice comes from the bedroom again) Kate: Not a chance Ryan! (Ryan shakes his head and smiles as BG laughs) Ryan: Good night dog... BG: Peace bro {Brian then stands up and gives Ryan the fist and walks down the hallway and looks to his left and points to the door and Ryan nods...Brian walks in as the scene fades to black...} |