Reporter: Mr. Dice, where have you been?

Reporter 2: Ryan, how's the shoulder?

(Ryan just brushes past them and heads down the hall until he finds WuW's top reporter, Larry Hall... Ryan looks at the camera and flashes a cocky grin before kicking the door in and yelling...)

Ryan: Put your damn hands up!

(Larry falls backwards out of his desk chair and stumbles to his feet, trying to find his glasses...)

Larry: I swear she told me she was nineteen!

(Ryan sits down in the chair opposite of Larry and smiles...)

Ryan: Now Harry, that's just way too much information than I needed to know...

(Larry finally find his glasses and notices that it's Ryan... He picks his chair up and calmly sits down...)

Larry: Oh, hey Ryan... I wasn't expecting you here...

Ryan: Yeah, well you can stop jerking off to that underaged donkey porn for a few minutes... I need to do an interviw...

Larry: Sure thing Mr. Dice... Let, me just save this article I was writing for WuW magazine and I'll be right with you...

(Ryan laughs)

Ryan: Yeah, whatever Larry... Don't forget to save the hand cream buddy...

(Ryan walks out of the room laughing as the scene fades to the set of WuW's AAA interview area where Ryan and Larry are both seating and preparing to conduct an interview...)

Larry: Well, first of all Ryan... I'd like to thank you for being here, but I have to ask why you're here... We all know you injured your shoulder in your match with Barty and you asked for a leave of absence from WuW... What brings you back all of a sudden?

Ryan: First of all, the injury I had suffered in my match with Barty didn't have shit to do with my leave of absence... I saw what WuW was becoming and I hated it... Everyone knows about the problems we had with the shows and the simple fact that Damo didn't seem to give a shit about WuW... You know, why be in a place where even the guy who owns the place doesn't give a shit? I got fed up, so I took a leave...

Larry: I guess I can understand that, but if that's the case then why are you back now?

Ryan: Well, I sat back for a while and I realized that sitting my ass at my house wasn't going to do a damn thing to help WuW get back on it's feet... But, WuW seems to be fine... It's XWD that is free loading off of us...

Larry: Free Loading?

Ryan: What the hell else would you call it Harry? They haven't done a damn thing for WuW other than take away a few of our guys and stick them on another show that nobody gives a shit about... And the worst part about this shit is that the WuW guys are too damn stupid to see it... Take Prime Time for example... I've kicked his ass countless times, but I've got to admit that the guy has some skills, nowhere near Rollin' Ryan Dice of course... But the guy is not completly shitty and that fucking mental midget named Blake Armstrong has the nerve to drop him to the TV Title level and actually talk Prime Time into thinking that he just gave him the world...

(Ryan laughs and shakes his head...)

Ryan: Fucking morons... But anyway, I've known Blake for a long time and that guy is the biggest piece of shit I have ever seen... He has absolutely no respect for talent and all he ever does is shove Sean Graves down everyone's throats... I worked for him in the original XWD and he talked me into turning on BG so the ratings of his show would go up... He gave me raises and promised me damn near everything to turn on BG and of course I did it... And you know what happened... I went into the match trying to take the man that used to be my best friend out of wrestling for the guy who promised me the world... After the match I find out that I've been drafted to the WuW and Blake Armstrong doesn't give a shit about me anymore... That's the kind of business person Blake Armstrong is...

Larry: But, I watched those shows... Wasn't Blake Armstrong alligned with BG?

Ryan: That's what he wanted everyone to believe on TV... He wanted everyone to think that BG was his best friend and make me look like the bad guy turning on his former friend out of jealousy...

Larry: So, your dislike for Blake Armstrong is what brought you back to WuW?

Ryan: Pretty much, I've been wanting to get my hands on that piece of shit for a long time and I've never had the shot...

Larry: Well, you still don't have the chance... Blake Armstrong runs XWD out of America...

Ryan: I know Harry, but I don't have to be near Blake Armstrong to get revenge...

Larry: What do you mean?

Ryan: You'll see soon enough... Everyone will see soon enough... But while we're talking about those American chumps... Why don't we talk about that piece of shit, Prime Time... Blake Armstrong's new bitch... I kicked Prime Time's ass three times and he still thinks he's better than me... I'm not sure if that's just ignorance or if Prime Time is in fact brain dead...

(Ryan laughs)

Ryan: But, let's look at thing realistically... I'm a former WxW World Champion and a former WuW World Champion... Prime Time is the current XWD TV Champion...

(Ryan laughs again...)

Ryan: Prime Time isn't even in my league... He won the damn TV TItle by default because Blake Armstrong was too damn ignorant to realize that Shane Taylor was on leave and is no longer on the active roster... Prime Time is a joke and until he pins me, he will always just be a bitch in my book...

Larry: Ok, but what about BG saying that the Trilogy and the Mutiny have united as one?

Ryan: That is one hundred percent true... We had this thing planned from the begining and now it has finally came to form... This is the most unstobbable force ever put together, even with Shane Taylor being drafted to XWD and on leave...

Larry: What about the code of the Mutiny? You certainly haven't lived by that code here in WuW, will things be different in the future?

Ryan: The only rules that Ryan Dice lives by are the ones that I make, so I guess we'll just have to see how things turn out... Now, I've said what I have to say and you sat there looking like a jackass... I'd say this interview is over...

{Ryan pulls his microphone out of his shirt and throws it onto the floor... He walks off the stage as the scene fades to black...}