{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice walking into the WXW main office when Joey Bells comes running up to him with a microphone in his hand.} Joey: Mr. Dice, would you mind doing a quick interview? Ryan: Yeah... Whatever Joey... Joey: Well, Psycho was at it again and this time he had some unusually harsh words towards you... Ryan: Yeah, I saw what Psycho had to say and I finally realize why he calls himself Psycho... I mean, the guy really is psycho and that's not a good thing... That's a bad thing... (Ryan laughs a little) Joey: What do you mean? Ryan: What do I mean? The guy is making all these outrageous claims about me turning on my family and all this shit... He doesn't know a damn thing about my family or my personal life... I've finally realized the truth about this guy... I mean, lets just look at the facts... The guy hasn't won an important match in months! Hell, he hasn't won an important match in his whole WXW career... He talks about how he used to run with the big dogs, like BG, Genocide, and Ghost... He may have one lucky win over Ghost or whatever, but that was then and this is now... Everybody knows Psycho is just another washed up has-been... As a matter of fact, he's a never-was... Psycho has always been a loser and he always will be... Joey: What about the fact that Psycho is in the Mutiny and the Mutiny is supposed to be a group with the best of the best... Ryan: You know, the only reason Psycho was ever let into the Mutiny was so he could capture the Hard-core title and he couldn't even do that... All he could manage was the Canadian Championship and we all know how prestigious that belt is... (Ryan laughs again) Joey: Speaking of hard-core... Psycho made claims that it actually does take a lot of talent to be a great hard-core wrestler and that you wouldn't last a minute with him in a hard-core match... Ryan: Yeah right... See, Psycho makes all these claims about how he knows me and we were like family and all that crap, when the truth is... Psycho doesn't know a damn thing about me, he says that I've never been in a hard-core match... Ask LG about Ryan Dice and hard-core matches... You think I can't get "Xtreme" if I need to? I just choose not to, because I'm a WRESTLER... Not a damn street fighter... You know what I'm going to do... Psycho wants Ryan Dice in a hard-core match does he? Well, I'm challenging him to accept one stipulation in the match... If he manages to beat me in the first or second fall, which I seriously doubt that he'll be able to do... Then, the final fall will be hard-core rules... I'll show him just how hard-core I can get... Joey: Wow... Are you sure that is a smart move? Psycho is a master at hard-core wrestling... (Ryan begins to laugh) Ryan: Trust me Joey, I know all about Psycho's hard-core history... I'm not worried about it at all... I'm going to embarrass him and take his belt.... It's as simple as that... (Suddenly Ryan's phone starts to ring. Ryan reaches into his pocket and flips his phone open.) Ryan: Hello? (Pause) Ryan: Hey baby, what's up? (Pause) Ryan: Yeah, no problem... I was planning on doing that after I finish up here... (Pause) Ryan: Alright, meet you there in thirty minutes... (Pause) Ryan: Love you too, bye... (Ryan flips the phone closed and slides it back in his pocket.) Ryan: Let's hurry this up Joey, I got better things to do then talk about Psycho... Joey: Alright, one last question... What was Psycho talking about when he said that he offered to watch over Kate to make sure Necron didn't attack her? Ryan: Yeah, Psycho made the offer to watch her back for me and I turned it down, because like I told Necron... There was no way in hell that Necron or anyone else was going to lay a finger on my wife... It was something I had to do one my own and if Psycho thinks that means that I don't love my wife because of it, then he should change his name from Psycho to Retard... {Ryan walks off down the hall before Joey could say another word as the scene fades to black.}
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