{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice relaxing on a black leather sofa in his locker room. Ryan is wearing a black XZW T-shirt and a pair of black cargo jeans. Suddenly the door to Ryan's locker room flies open and in comes Ryan's best friend and manager, JC CooL...} Ryan: So, what did you find out man? JC: Well, it looks like all the top CWWe superstars are pretty much booked for the upcoming Par-Per-View... Ryan: Wow, what a welcome, huh? (JC Laughs) JC: No wonder why XZW is taking this place over... Ryan: It's a shame... It really is... I'm two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and the best all around athlete to ever step foot into a damn wrestling ring and I can't even get a fucking match around here? JC: I'm sure CWWe doesn't want to embarrass themselves... I mean, their guys already have their hands full with the other XZW guys... Ryan: Yeah, I guess that they don't want any more of their so-called superstars to get their asses kicked by Team XZW... JC: Yeah, but I wouldn't even sweat it man, because once Team XZW beats the crap out of Team CWWe then XZW will be running this place and will have complete control over Monday Night Impact... Meaning that Rollin' Ryan Dice will be on one of the most watched TV shows in all of America... (Ryan laughs) Ryan: Yeah, I know how much all my fans at home have been dying to see me back on Television... JC: Especially in a place like this... I mean just look at the CWWe roster... Guys like SiXeR, Mack, Jeremy Jobson, Osiris, Ryder, Hellfire, and Bigg Phil... Nothing but garbage man... Ryan: You damn straight... Why else do you think I choose team XZW? JC: So, you're telling me that joining team XZW had nothing to do with the fact that Sublime is in XZW? (A huge smile crosses Ryan's face.) JC: Yeah... That's what I thought... Ryan: Hey man, what we had in RWD was tight... JC: Yeah, but didn't you see what she said in her last promo? She's over all of that now... She's "Xtreme" now... Ryan: Man, haven't you heard the expression that opposites attract? JC: Of course...But... You're the fucking God of Old School and she's... Well, she's the Goddess of Xtreme... It just wouldn't be right... Ryan: Man, I'm not even worried about that right now... The way I see it is this... We take out the CWWe bastards first, then we worry about the cause... JC: Sounds like a plan... God knows this place is in need of a little Old School... Ryan: You damn right, The CWWe is filled with "Sports Entertainers" with no respect for the history of this business... I think it's time to teach these boys a little respect... JC: Fucking right man... You know, this isn't RWD man... We gotta do this shit right... We're not fucking stopping until we get to the top... Ryan: Is there any other way? JC: I wonder who the first chump that you'll have to face around here will be? Ryan: who cares? I'm Rollin' Ryan Dice... One of the best technical wrestlers in the whole fucking world... I don't care if it's that bitch, Mack... That fucking queer, Jeremy Jobson... That Devil worshiping fruit, SiXeR... Or even that Fucking rip off, Hellfire... Bring them all on at once for all I care... JC: Well, why don't we just go ahead and issue an open challenge to ANYONE from the CWWe roster to a normal WRESTLING match on Monday Night Impact, after Extreme Revolution... Ryan: I'm down, but I seriously doubt that anyone from the CWWe will want to step into the ring with me... I mean, They wouldn't want to get embarrassed by the new guy, now would they? JC: True... They are already getting their asses kicked by all the other XZW members, why would they volunteer to get their asses kicked by another XZW member? Ryan: Man, screw those guys... If they have the guts to step up to the challenge, then fine... If they don't... Well, I can't say I blame them... (Ryan and JC start to laugh) Ryan: Anyway man, go reserve us each a room at the Hilton... I'm going to see if I can get in touch with Sublime, so we can finish up our little talk from Impact... {JC just smiles and shakes his head in disbelief as Ryan walks out of the room... The scene fades to black.} |