NEW WreakinDown Champion!



{Scene opens with Rollin' Ryan Dice and his faithful manager, JC CooL, relaxing backstage at a XZW/CWWe house show. Ryan has the WreakinDown Championship over his shoulder and a bottle of water in his other hand. They both have the typical XZW attire on.}

JC: So, what's the deal man?

Ryan: What do you mean?

JC: Well, how much longer or we going to keep that bitch, Deakon Payne, waiting?

Ryan: Oh, I almost forgot about that dumbass... What a sore loser he is... I took his title and now he's on a warpath or some shit like that? He needs to realize that I took the belt from him and possession is nine-tenths of the law...

(Ryan and JC laugh)

JC: Hey man, I got an idea... Let's go to the ring and see if can't cause a little trouble...

(Ryan just smiles and nods. They walk out of their locker room and start to make their way down to entrance way when a couple of CWWe Road agents try to stop them.)

Road Agent1: You guys can't go out there!

JC: Why the hell not?

Road Agent2: There is a match going on right now...

Ryan: Screw those guys, we're XZW... We can do what ever the hell we want...

(Ryan and JC push the road agents aside and start to make their way to the ringside area... The scene cuts to two jobbers boring the hell out of a jam packed arena. Suddenly A pair of Dice are rolled on the big screen. They explode and "Rollin" by Limp Bizkit hits to HUGE heel heat! Ryan Dice and JC CooL start to make their way to ringside as the two jobbers stop their bore-fest and are now focussed on Ryan Dice. Ryan slides into the ring and the jobbers rush at him with an attempted double clothesline. Ryan ducks it and nails them both with a double clothesline of his own. One of the jobbers is smart enough to roll out of the ring and head for the back, while the other jobber gets up and makes another attempt at a clothesline on Ryan Dice. Ryan reverses it and nails him with the Loaded Dice. JC slides into the ring with a microphone in his hand while Ryan kicks the jobber out of the ring.)

JC: That was just an example of what Ryan Dice is capable of! You've all seen him humiliate some loser named Prado... You've all seen him beat the living crap out of Deakon Payne! And you will see him do the same thing to each and every single person to ever makes the mistake of getting in our way!

(The fans start to chant for Deakon Payne as Ryan takes the microphone from JC.)

Ryan: You morons can chant for him all you want, but the fact of the matter is, he's a coward and he is not coming out here... See, I've dealt with a lot of guys like Deakon in the past... He talks a big game and tries to act like a big bad ass when he does that he's save... He talks a lot of shit when I'm gone and when I'm here, he's nowhere to be seen...

JC: That's right... Deakon may have got lucky and got a cheap pinfall over Ryan, but he wasn't man enough to hold on to the belt and that's all that matters... Ryan Dice is the NEW WreakinDown Champion!

(The crowd begin to boo loudly)

Ryan: Shut up you bunch of rejects! None of you would last one second in the ring with someone like me... All you sardine sucking rednecks are a bunch of losers...

(The crowd start to boo louder as JC and Ryan laugh.)

Ryan: God, this is fun... Anyway, as I was saying... Deakon Payne wasn't man enough to hold on to his belt and I took it from him... I have the belt in my possession, so that makes me the champion! Oh, and Deakon if you don't like that, why don't you come take this belt from me? That's what you wanted right? You wanted me to come out here and say "Oh Deakon I took your belt, I bet you can't take it back!" I'm not up for the kiddy games Deakon... I took your belt and if you want it back bad enough, I'm not a hard man to find... You talk about how I've been hiding and all this shit... I'm not hiding from you at all, the truth is... I've just got more important things to do then babble on about some loser who pops up on TV everyday whining about how I stole is belt... Trust me Deakon, we will face each other again... I'll make sure that we face each other again... I want you to have another chance to get your belt back... You know why? because you can't! You can't take this belt from me and you won't! This belt belongs to me now...

JC: When President Torres was begging us to leave RWD and join CWWe we told him that this place was ready for us and we were absolutely right! Tommy Chill tried to stand up and act like a bad ass, but he quickly ducked away... He knows that Ryan Dice would have humiliated him because Ryan Dice is the ONLY true GOD in this damn federation... Rollin' Ryan Dice is the fucking GOD of Old School and Tommy Chill is just a joke... He's a has-been! Ryan Dice is the future of this place and everyone knows it! The boys in the back know it, the management team knows it, and each and every one of you morons in this crowd know that Rollin' Ryan Dice is the future of this company! You may not want to admit it, but you know it's true!

Ryan: That's right Chill... You are looking at the only GOD in this federation and that's me! You ducked me last week and it looks like you managed to duck me again this week... I understand that you don't want a piece of me and I can't say that I blame you... As far as Deakon goes... You name the time and the place and I'm down for a rematch! I'm two hundred and ten percent premium athlete and that's not just a catch phrase... It's the fucking truth! This is a message to everyone in the locker room and everyone that hears this... Rollin' Ryan Dice is the best damn pure athlete to ever step foot into a wrestling ring and that fluke victory that Deakon Payne pulled off last Monday was just that... A fluke! I can personally guarantee that it will never happen again! He got lucky with a quick count and that's the end of the story... Next time we meet, I'm going to humiliate him just like I did to Prado!

{Rollin' by Limp Bizkit starts to play over the P/A system as Ryan Dice and JC Cool make their way to the back.}