February 5th, 2002

Well I will start by appologizing for not writing a new Juggerstories until now, this time I can't even blame my webmaster for not putting it up, I have been pretty busy and just couldn't find the time to write. It may have been for the better, since I now have more to talk about.

I think I left off last time with my fantastic conversation with a moron, I'm sure he's tried message me since that went up on the net, but I decided to put him on my ignore list, even though his stupidity is amusing to me, it can still get a little old after a while. It certainly didn't stop people from e-mailing me with responses to our little friends comments, I bet I have gotten around 50 e-mails from people telling me ow pathetic they thought he was. Pretty damn funny.

I am going to jump around a bit here, but I just can't wait to talk about this any more. I went to a special SuperBowl party yesterday, and when I say special I really mean SPECIAL!! Before I get to the festivities, I will say that I am very happy that the New England Patriots won, I don't think I have ever met a TRUE Rams fan in my entire life, in fact, until they won the SuperBowl, most people didn't even know they were still in the league. Now, onto the excitement.......Myself, The Highlander and Chris Steele made our way to the "special" party. What makes this party special?....Three things, 1)The Stripper at halftime, 2)The topless waitress, 3)The 2 girl, cucumber / strap on / banana / whip cream / insertion show......DIRTY. I'm not sure where Chris Steele wandered off too, but myself and Highlander had to check it out (for research purposes only of course).....and the rating from Juggernaut & Highlander...2 thumbs down. These 2 girls were quite possibly the dirtiest, skankiest hoes on earth. I would usually expect girls that be at least mildly attractive, but these girls looked like they just rolled out from under a rock...beat themselves in the face with a club...smoked a bunch of crack then hit the dance floor to stick things in each other. I suppose I can understand why they would get alot of work, since they do things that not many girls would do, but still.....thumbs down!!

Friday was the Ed Whalen tribute show in Calgary. For those of you that don't know who Ed Whalen was, Ed was the voice behind Stampede Wrestling for many many years, as well as the Calgary Flames and pretty much every other sporting event in Calgary, he also hosted the Variety Club telethons on TV for many years and helped out however he could with various other charities. The show had celebrity sumo wrestling in those big puffy suits, a silent auction, some wrestling, autographs from Bret Hart, Davey Boy Smith and Jim Neidhart as well as some other stuff. I was part of the wrestling match, it was a 10 man tag match that had myself, Highlander, Apocalypse, Dave Swift & Johnny Devine against Harry Smith, TJ Wilson, Ted Hart, Eddie Mustang & Kwik Kick Kirk. The match went pretty well, even though they had AC/DC playing VERY loud during it and thought it would be fun to screw around with the lights right in the middle of moves, it was like being in a music video. All the proceeds from the day went to 3 of Ed Whalens favorite charities, so it was all for a very good cause. Later in the night I was honored to have Stu Hart approach me and tell me that he was impressed with my work in the ring. This was the first time I have seen Stu since I have been out in Calgary, he looked like he was having a good time at the show, wih everything he has been through lately, it was nice to see him enjoying himself.

I am sitting here watching Murder She Wrote as I type this, that damn Jessica Fletcher is up to her old tricks again, trying to find out who murdered the owner of a carnival. I tell ya, I would not want to have anything to do with Jessica Fletcher, it seems like if you know her, you are either going to be murdered or accused of murder........well I'll be a monkeys uncle....it was the owner of the grocery store, now that is an interesting twist.

This week should be a good one in the wrestling world for me. On Friday, I am wrestling at the Ogden Legion in Calgary for Stampede Wrestling, I believe all the Hart Breakers are going to be in action, after our victory in the 6 man tag last time at the legion, I think we are on a roll. On Saturday I am wrestling on a native reserve for some TV tapings that are going to air on the Aboriginal Network. I'm not sure when they are supposed to air, but with the talent that is supposed to be booked, the TV shows should be good.

I am having a tough time thinking of a top 10 for this week. Nothing is popping into my head and I haven't had any good suggestions come in my e-mail lately. So come on people, help me out here, I am running out of ideas, send me some ideas at thuggernaut@hotmail.com or bigjuggernauto@aol.com.

Has anyone else noticed that everyone in the WWF is doing a spinebuster or a spear lately? I'm basing it off of the Royal Rumble and the one RAW I have watched in the past few weeks, so I may be wrong, but there are alot of spears and spinebusters going on.

Well, I think that's about it for this time, I'm going to watch the movie Rock Star with Mark Wahlberg. Hopefully I'll have the time to do another Juggerstories next week, but if not, keep checking back and there will be another one coming.

So, until next time...remember...Chicks Dig Scars, dirty whores are a very bad thing, Murder She Wrote rules, Allibebackoninthedaytimeagainsoon, tune in to the Aboriginal network and please don't wear stupid clothing!!

Juggernaut