May 28th, 2002
I have got another fashion issue! Why must fashions become more ridiculous every damn year? My newest gripe is this whole ass crack showing thing I have been seeing around lately. Don't get me wrong, I am a big fan of those Brazillian cut jeans that have become all the rage lately (**disclaimer** I only enjoy them on those females that should be wearing them, not the water buffalo that think they should be allowed to), but when you wear them so low that you can see the crack of your ass? I personally don't want to see the ass cleavage, and think it's looks stupid, so STOP IT!! I realize that many of you want to be like Brittany Spears, but if a girl as hot as Brittany Spears can't make it look good, what makes you think you can pull it off? I am a little happy with the whole Andre shirt thing this year, I haven't seen quite as many of the dumb things as last year, but their still are a few girls that think looking like a retard is attractive. I won't even get started with the Capri pants, they have multiplied and I am pissed off. I think if I see a girl wearing ass crack capri pants with a one strap Andre shirt, I may snap, and it won't be pretty.
The weather here in Calgary has been fantastic the last few days. I even got myself a bit of a sunburn today while at the dog park. With my bloodline being Norweigan, Scottish, Irish and English, you can probably figure out why I tan alot like an egg.....I don't tan, I just cook, but in the summer, I sure can sit in the shade drinking beer well!! Which is why it is nice to have the 100% Scottish Highlander around now, when all the pretty boy wrestlers are off working on their tans, we can hang out in the shade drinking like our family trees tell us we should be.
So I went and checked out the new Star Wars movie. Just when you think that Yoda can't get any cooler, here he comes again, like a bat out of hell. I won't say too much more about it, I don't want to ruin the movie for everyone else. I really liked Episode 2, I thought it was excellent, just as good as Empire Strikes Back (I really like Empire Strikes Back). The contoversial Jar Jar Binks made his return, but in a much smaller capacity, which made him not quite as annoying. Great movie.
This Friday will be the Stampede Wrestling show in honor of Davey Boy. I for one can say that I wish we didn't have to do tribute shows anymore, since that would mean that nobody else would ever pass away, but this is earth, and we haven't figured out the whole immortality thing yet. I haven't heard anything about the matches that are scheduled yet, but I'm sure everyone will be giving their all to show respect to a great guy and a fantastic wrestler.
Maybe it's time to move onto this weeks pictures of the week. I was once again looking through the picture archives and came across this picture that was taken sometime around the summer of 2000 in Japan. That is myself and Yoshiya Yamashita fighting over the one and only IWA Japan King of the Deathmatch trophy that was won by Cactus Jack in 1995 at Kawasaki Stadium.
This next one was taken back a couple years ago when Brian Bedlam was first starting out in the wrestling business. Brian (or should I say Inbred Jed) was featured on a LIFE network television show called "First Day". The show basically followed Bedlam's last few days of training and his first road trip leading up to his first ever match. I drew Life Network of his cheek while he was sleeping in the van. Well actually, he fell asleep, and I started to draw on his cheek, I think I got maybe the L and the I done before he woke up, then I just finished drawing anyways.
That brings me once again to the end of this week's Juggerstories. I just can't think of anything else to talk about this week.
So, until next time remember, Chicks Dig Scars.....Come check out Stampede Wrestling on Friday May 31st at the Ogden Legion in Calgary.....go see Star Wars Episode 2.....Watch out for sunburns.....and for the love of god, please don't wear stupid clothing!!!
Juggernaut