June 12th, 2002
Once again I am a day late on the Juggerstories. I always have the full intention of getting it done in time, but then I completely forget and Wednesday rolls around. I'll try to get back on my pattern of getting them done for Tuesday, if for no other reason than I don't want to get yelled at by Allison Danger for being late...so angry.
Let's start off by talking about the Lennox Lewis/Mike Tyson Fight from this past weekend. I couldn't have been happier about the outcome. Lennox fought a fantastic fight and just let Tyson walk into constant jabs and right hooks. It was a textbook display of counter-punching. I tried to tell people not to bet on Mike Tyson since he is about 11 years past his prime, but nobody ever listens, and because of that, I know alot of guys that lost money on that fight, stupid idiots, maybe they will learn for next time. I was anti-Tyson from the second he said he was going to "Eat Lennox Lewis's kids", well Mike, it's gonna be tough to chew with all that swelling.
I have been watching the new show "American Idol, The search for a superstar". It may win the award for quite possibly the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. One of the judges is a British guy who has to be the biggest asshole on TV, and that's funny. The guy flat out tells them they suck. A couple of really funny parts was when a girl that looked like someone did a jig on her face with golf spikes, claimed that she didn't get picked because Paula Abdul was jealous of her.....right....I think it may be because you look like a can of smashed assholes and sing like a Sea Cow in heat, but I could be wrong. Another girl was told to find a lawyer and sue her singing coach because she was so bad. Great stuff, I highly recommend it. The only problem is the amount of Andre one-strap shirts the girls on the show have been wearing, someday they will learn.
If you have been to the Juggerstories page since yesterday, you will have seen a picture in place of my late commentary. This picture is this week's first picture of the week. It was taken somewhere between Philidelphia and Boston last summer when Tony Kozina and me were touring up the coast with The New Heavenly Bodies. For some reason, a grocery store had a pen with goats in it. After we held Chris Nelson back from trying to climb into the pen and cuddle with the goat, we took some pictures.
This next picture has absolutely nothing to do with wrestling whatsoever, but I like the picture. I have no idea when it was taken, but in the picture are some very good friends of mine in Edmonton, Alberta. The tall, skinny, pencil shaped fella is my buddy Bill, the girl to his right is his ever so lovely girlfriend/fiance Barb, the two girls on the left are Jodi and Terri (in that order, left to right) and the very short stout man in the middle is none other than the porn king himself, Ron Jeremy. I never realized that Ron Jeremy was so damn short.
So this Friday, I am once again wrestling for Stampede Wrestling in Calgary. I have no idea who my opponent for the evening will be, but it makes no difference to me. I have heard it will once again be Crazy Horse Eddie Mustang, but then I have also heard that it won't be. It doesn't matter. If you're around Calgary this Friday the 14th, come by the Ogden Legion of Doom and check out the high level of talent in the modern days of Stampede Wrestling.
The one and only JuggerMom is once again making her way to Calgary this weekend. That will make 2 times in the past 2 weeks that I have seen her. That is quite a change from what I have been used to for the past 5 years. I only saw my parents on average of once or twice a year since 1998. Lot's of people take visiting with their family for granted, Those that do should lose the chance to see them on a regular basis and see what it's like. Not to mention, now that I live in the same City as my sister, I get to see here alot more, which can be a win/lose situation at times, good thing I actually get along with her now, unlike my younger years. Speaking of family, don't forget that this Sunday is Father's Day. It seems that the Mothers are the ones that get all the attention, but I suggest everyone (except broke ass wrestlers), go out and buy your dad something nice for Father's day, they actually do deserve it, as hard as it is to believe.
So, I'm trying to grow plants. I never thought putting a seed in some dirt would be all that tough, but out of the 15 seeds I planted, I am only seeing life from 6 of them (yes, I actually water them and put em in the sun). I don't really remember what in the hell I planted, I just stole some seeds from my sister and planted them, right now they all look the same. I remember growing the beans plants in the clear plastic cups in Elementary school, and figured I would give it a whirl again, hopefully I didn't plant stupid things, I guess I'll just have to wait until they look like something other than a green stem sticking out of dirt to find out. My Grandma is quite the gardener, maybe some of her green thumb wore off on me, but for some reason I think my plants lives will be short lived, maybe I'll take pictures before they die.
I really can't think of anything else to talk about this week. I haven't seen any new movies or anything else somewhat exciting. My damn neighbors have been pounding on the walls since 8am and now they are outside listening to music and yelling alot, so I am pretty damn bagged right now. I'm not sure if my neighbors read my Juggerstories, but if they do....STOP WITH THE DAMN EARLY MORNING BANGING!!! Other than that, I suppose they are cool.
So, that'll wrap it up this week....Until Next Time....Chicks Dig Scars.......Watch out East Coast here I come..... check out American Idol on TV............ somebody please pray for more SUN!!..... and come check out Stampede Wrestling this Friday.
Juggernaut