June 25th, 2002

Well, the first golf game of the season is now under my belt. Let me tell you, it was ugly. I went and played a small 9 hole course called Lake View last week. It was not good at all. Not making any excuses, but there were power lines running across every hole, so it was a little weird to have to hit up into them, always wondering if you are going to hit the lines or not. Well, the way I played, I had no worry of hitting the power lines because they were over the fairway, not the forest. Even though I played horrible, it was, of course, still a fun time.

I went and saw Scooby Doo! I used to love the Scooby Doo cartoon, and the movie is basically the exact same thing with real people acting. They couldn't have cast it any better either. The guy that played Shaggy was phenominal, exactly like the original. The movie was actually pretty damn good, and I was laughing through most of it. I have now been told by many people that I have to go see Undercover Brother, so that's the next one I am planning on checking out.

Did anyone happen to notice that it will now be two weeks in a row that I actually have my commentary up in time? I am totally impressed with myself, maybe my new system of typing it when I get up on Tuesday is a good one. Two weeks in a row with no scorning...WAHOO!!

I heard a vicious rumor the other day. One of my favorite Indy wrestlers ever, may possibly be (are already has, or maybe was only thinking about it) hung up the wrestling boots. I heard that Guillotine Legrande may be calling it quits. I hope this is another bullshit, false wrestling rumor, because I have never got the chance to step into the ring with him. I remember a couple years ago, talking with the big butt skinny man (Steve Corino), about a guy out in Philly, that did the funniest interviews ever, then last summer I was out there on a PWF show and low and behold Guillotine Legrande took the microphone and proceeded to tap it and blow on it asking "is this thing on....hello?" for the better part of 2 minutes. During that 2 minutes, he had the crowd more pissed off than I have ever seen. Of course this made me almost cry, and if I wasn't frantically running around like a chicken with his head cut off, I probably would have fell over laughing. So, in conclusion, by order of Juggernaut, Guillotine Legrande is hereby banned from retiring until said day when Juggernaut gets the opportunity to face him in the squared circle. I'm sorry Guillotine, it has been written and now we all must obey the rules.

Let's see here, pictures of the week. That damn Rockford hasn't sent me any new ones in the last couple days, so no picture of Curtis Jackson this week. Ok, here's the first picture of the week.....This is one of my favorite pictures I have, I think it's from 2000 and was taken in Vernon, BC, right at the start of a match between me and Leatherface. I call the picture Bat vs. Saw for obvious reasons. I just think it's a very cool looking picture, I can't remember who took it, but for some reason I think it may have been the one and only Private Todd Kelly.

This one was taken in 2001 somewhere on Vancouver Island. It was a match I had against Sweet Daddy Devestation. During the match, the bottom rope somehow snapped. Who am I to deny a free chance to beat someone up with a ring rope? I wonder how it tasted.

Rockford actually just sent me a picture of big, bad Curtis, but for some reason, I can't get the damn thing to work on this stupid disk I am using. So you almost got a special 3rd picture this week, but i'll have to wait until next week now, because if I don;t get this damn thing posted, I am once again going to get in trouble.

Kind of a short commentary this week, but it's tough to sit here and type with the nice sunshine coming in through my window, makes me want to go out an play. I think maybe that is all for this week.

So, until next time.....Chicks Dig Scars....Sehenanigans are going to be in FULL effect in Philidelphia....GO OUTSIDE!!......and see some of you this Friday in Calgary at the Stampede Wrestling Show (www.stampedewrestling.com)

Juggernaut