Canada is another year older now. For those of you that are too stupid to know....Yesterday was Canada Day, the day Canada was born a LONG time ago, well not that long ago. In the whole scheme of things, Canada is actually a pretty young country compared to the rest of the world. Only 135 years old, now that may sound like alot of years, but compared to places like Japan, China, England, France, Russia, Africa, etc. etc., Canada is like the drunk teenager of the world, and I wouldn't have it any other way. HAPPY BIRTHDAY CANADA!!

I went and checked out the movie Lilo & Stitch the other day. I know, I know..."But that's a kids movie". Well I don't care. I damn near fell over laughing. I don't know who thought up the character of Stitch, but they need to win some kind of award for it. The movie was great! Yes it was a little bit of a kid movie, but there's nothing wrong with that.

Here's something that was apparently brought up by my mom that I completely agree with. We have all seen the clothes that females are wearing these days (no I'm not going on another rant about Andre shirts or Capri pants....this time). One of the popular things to wear these days are the shirts that show off the stomach. Now I for one absolutely LOVE seeing these shirts on some girls, but I think someone needs to tell certain girls that there is a weight limit on these kinds of clothes. Now I'm not going to give an actual weight limit, because all people carry weight differently, but instead, I am going to give you a little way to measure for yourself, in the privacy of your home, if you should, or should not be wearing these shirts.
Here it is, in a simple 5 step process:
1. Stand in front of a mirror
2. Put on the pants of your choice
3. Put on the above mentioned shirt
4. Place one hand on upper thigh region
5. In one quick motion slide hand up towards breast area
Here's the catch, if your hand is slowed or in a very worst case scenario stopped, by any overhanging part of your body before your hand reaches your sternum....TAKE OFF THE DAMN SHIRT AND PULL OUT SOMETHING LOOSER!!!
Trust me girls, there is not enough booze in the western hemisphere to make 100 pounds of gut hanging between your belt and a tight shirt look attractive. If you happen to have success at picking guys up at the bar, it has absolutely nothing to do with what you are wearing, and maybe has to do with a high concentration of crack in the guys system or a complete disregard for his own safety.
As a very special bonus, if for some reason the above test does not work, try one of the following......Put all your clothes on and look in the mirror, if you cannot see 100% of your belt buckle, go change.........Walk outside with those clothes on, if you here anything resembling a fog horn, a Pilsbury dough boy sound, Walrus or water buffalo sounds or people saying things like "Sweet god on fire....put it away!", "That's a biiiiiig bitch" or "Put some clothes on fatty!", go change......If you need to try and tuck your belly into your thong, don't even bother putting the clothes on in the first place, find something else......If you had to let the sides of the belly shirt out before wearing it, maybe you should put it back in the drawer.....and last but not least....if anyone asks "when are you due?" and you have no idea what they are talking about, go change. Remember, everyone can look somewhat respectable, that's why there are so many clothing options. Just because your 110 pound friend is wearing it, doesn't mean you should try and pour your 275 pounds into it.

Well that was an impressive rant. I think this will be the spot for this week's pictures of the week. This first one was taken only 4 days ago in Calgary, at a Stampede Wrestling show. I am wrestling a guy named Rico Barzini, who if it wasn't for head referee Oscar Wilde, would have pinned me with my foot on the rope. This was after the match got restarted, here is the infamous K-Drill that poor Rico got introduced to, and gave gave me the victory.

Here's another picture from the same show. This is a match between Kwick Kick Kirk Melnyck and Marky Starr. I put this as a picture of the week because I think it is a phenominal photo, and it's tough to find pictures this good.

On that note, I am going to bring this edition of Juggerstories to an end and head out into the beautiful sunshine in Calgary.

Until next time....Chicks Dig Scars......Three weeks with no scorning.......Please choose your clothing wisely.... I still want to wrestle Guillotine Legrande.... Thanks to the Hooligans for the great pictures..... and go out in the sun!!!

Juggernaut