Well after some minor technical difficulties, here I am, back with another edition of Juggerstories. For some damn reason (I think it was a virus) I couldn't get into the program I use to type up my commentaries every week. After running a virus scanner and in fact finding 2 different viruses, I can now use this silly contraption again.
I went and checked out the movie Red Dragon last week. Like I have mentioned a few times before, I am a big fan of Anthony Hopkins, and especially him playing Hannibal. I read the book Red Dragon a couple years back, and if I remember correctly, I praised it in my reviews section of the website, saying that it was a better story than Silence of the Lambs. After seeing the new and improved movie based on the book, I still stand by that. I went all by myself to the movie so that nobody would distract me, and I absolutely loved it. I saw it on the huge IMAX screen and there is something to be said about a 50 foot tall Hannibal Lector. Basically to wrap up my praise, I highly recommend checking it out!!!
This Friday, for the 3rd time in the last 3 Stampede Wrestling shows that I have been on, I will be facing Bruce Hart and TJ Wilson for the International Tag Team Titles. The first time, I tagged up with Karnage....that didn't work. The second time, I tagged with Johnny Devine.....that didn't work. Now the third time, I am once again tagging with Johnny Devine, but since the last time, we won by DQ, this time we are having a no DQ match. I will get my hands on those damn titles. If anyone happens to be in the Calgary area this Friday, the 18th, come by the Ogden Legion and check out the Stampede Wrestling show. It should be an interesting one.
What in the hell is going on with this whole USA vs. Iraq thing? Every time I pick up a newspaper or turn on a TV, I see George W. Bush getting more and more angry. The part I can't understand is why the United Nations is having such a difficult time backing George W. It seems pretty simple to me....Iraq was ordered to cease all construction of chemical and nuclear weapons, but Saddam "I enjoy picking shrapnel out of my ass" Hussein figures he will go ahead and make the damn things anyways. Simple solution, make him stop! You gotta do what you gotta do, and it seems that Hussein is threatening the safetly of the entire world, so maybe it's time to end it.
Speaking of things that need to be ended, I'm sure everyone has been somewhat following that jackass sniper in the Washington DC area. What kind of pussy needs to hide in the shadows and shoot people, not just every day people, but senior citizens and children. I wonder if this moron realizes that he (or she) is not impressing anyone. I know I am hardly impressed with some idiot that watched Full Metal Jacket one too many times and now thinks they are some kind of super sniper. Hey pal, anyone can learn how to shoot, in fact I'm sure there's a "sniper for dummies" book out there somewhere, why don't you put down the gun and step out of the shadows before you find out what kind of tricks a professionally trained SWAT sniper can do when they find you on the shitter whacking off to Guns & Ammo magazine.
I saw quite possibly, the best NFL football game I have seen since the New York Giants won the superbowl. The Denver Broncos vs. The Miami Dolphins on Sunday was absolutely phenominal! I am not a Broncos fan by any stretch of the imagination, and I have been a Dolphins fan for quite a while, so the outcome may have swerved my opinion of the game, but just to be sure, I'll give you all a bit of a rundown from whatever I can remember. The Dolphins were leading by 9 points with 4 minutes left (I think it was 4 minutes), the Broncos come back and score a touchdown to pull within 2, then the Broncos defense go on a warpath and hold the Dolphins back forcing them to punt with a couple minutes left. The broncos move up and give their kicker the chance to hit a 55 yard fieldgoal, which he hits, with only 45 seconds on the clock to put the Broncos up by 1. The Dolphins get the ball back and move 40 yards in 35 seconds, then the Dolphins kicker comes in and nails a 53 yard fieldgoal with 6 seconds on the clock to give the Dolphins the 2 point victory. I couldn't believe it, 50 yard field goals are not easy and we saw 2 in the last 40 seconds of the game. Well it may not be that exciting to some of you, but I liked it.
The first week of the NHL was not a good one for me and my hockey pools. I am dead last in both pools right now. I am having a very hard time accepting it, since my teams are actually really good, but my lack of goaltending might be my demise this year. Last year I paid too much attention to my goaltending and defense and not enough attention to my scoring, but this year I have a ton of scoring, but not enough goaltending. I'll get it right eventually.
On the topic of sports pools, I am on quite a run in my football pool, I have a 2 week wiunning streak going, which is quite an improvement from the first few weeks. The only upsetting thing about the football this week, is that I dumped Mike Alstott because he was sucking too bad, but this week he came back with 128 yards rushing and 2 touchdowns....damn him!!
Halloween is once again only a couple weeks away. Every year the topic comes up... How old is too old for trick or treating? Personally, it will be a frosty day in the Devil's living room when I hand out anything to anyone over 12 years old. Trick or treating should be strictly reserved for those that aren't old enough to wander the streets at night by themselves, another way to look at it, if you have the word "teen" in your age or have ever had the word "teen" in your age, you should find something better to do. Let the kids have the fun, do you really need a bag full of crap? Of course this age thing does not count for midgets, dwarfs or "little people", I don't care what the hell they do, as long as they stay away from me, not to mention, there has to be at least one benefit to being 3 feet tall at age 40.
Well that's about it for this week, but I'll leave you all with the pictures of the week. This first one is the poster for the Stampede Wrestling show coming up this Friday the 18th. Pretty good looking poster if you ask me, I think wrestling companies all over can learn something from it.
This second picture was taken at the last Stampede Wrestling show, and it's a picture of me kicking TJ Wilson in the face (thanks to the Hooligans for the picture, even though I stole it. Speaking of the Hooligans, they now have some video clips from the last show up on their website under the Mulimedia section, go check it out at www.thehooligans.ca.
Until next time......Chicks Dig Scars........ The sniper is a big pussy.......... so is Saddam Hussein............. no trick or treationg for teenagers!!!.......... and go check out RED DRAGON!!
Juggernaut